CAROLINE MANZO: DonCaro’s Doctor GUILTY…Gettin’ Jail Time… Maximum FIVE Years… Appeared on the RHONJ… UPDATE… NOT Board Certified… In ANYTHING!!

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May 18, 2012  1:25 pm   From NJLedger…   UPDATE 2:15 pm In doing a bit more research at the New Jersey Board of Medicine… DonCaro’s doctor, Dov Rand, is NOT a psychiatrist… and NOT Board certified… in anything! In … Continue reading


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ashley Holmes’ New Apartment..

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Take a Tour of the Manzo ‘Boys’ Apartment

On last night’s Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Manzo ‘boys,’ Albie and Chris, made the move from laid back Franklin Lakes to swingin’ Hoboken NJ, home of Frank Sinatra and Buddy the Cake Guy.

They are sharing their apartment with a college friend of Albie’s… Greg and his dog, Deloris.  Did they need a third guy with a dog?

AND… there’s a preview of Albie and Chris’ new show ‘Boyz to Manzo’ at the end…

RHONJ Apt Tour, posted with vodpod

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Somebody Alert Andy… Phony New Jersey Housewife and it Ain’t KimG!

Well, isn’t this something!

Isn’t it considered a felony crime to describe oneself as an ‘upcoming Real Housewives of New Jersey star’ without kissing Andy Cohen’s ring and receiving his blessing first?

                                                              Uh, it explicitly says right here in your contract, that you signed, Taylor, that you must kiss my ring before your show airs.  I only let you slide this long ’cause your mouth is so huge I thought I’d just have an elbow left…

This blurb was on a local Louisville KY site:  “Playboy centerfold and upcoming “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Annika Bruggeworth will attend Saturday night’s shindig with her husband, Dr. Scott Bruggeworth.”

Here’s what… this ‘upcoming’ self-proclaimed ‘star’ of RHONJ is an attention diva and her husband is a dentist.

So, the following scenario probably takes place during the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey on a “very special episode” of RHONJ

“Albie made all by himself a yummy surprise for his mommy... her favorite chocolate walnut cheesecake, which took him two days to make ’cause he was studying hard for a place in next year’s law class at Phoenix University of Online Law.   Albie knows that as a lawyer, he must understand and follow the letter of the law and he applied that understanding to the cheesecake recipe.  The recipe said to grind walnuts for the bottom crust and since the recipe assumed that everyone knows to not use the shell, that was not fully explained in the recipe and, of course, Albie ground the walnuts for the cheesecake crust, shell and all.

                                                Albie, you idiot… look what you did to Tree and lil Milania… make sure you wrap the rest of that rock-riddled cheesecake for Juicy…

“All the Manzos and Joo-dices are seated in their giant king and queen diningroom chairs, fully sated from the meal they just devoured when Albie enters with his masterpiece chocolate walnut cheesecake… it’s especially special ’cause even Chris can see that Albie didn’t swipe it from the Brownstone.  All the ooohs and aaaahs are over and before Jackie can get a forkful, Tree and little Milania have already attacked the cheesecake and began screaming.

“Forks drop and everyone covers their ears from the eerie sounds coming from little Milania amplified by Tree’s shreaking.  Little bits of white tooth chips are landing on their dessert plates and blood is dripping from their lips.  Caroline has seen this before (when Lauren beat the hell out of Christopher and Albie ’cause they told her she would never be flight attendant…) and knew a dentist was needed.  Big Albie and Caroline whisk them off to the nearest dentist, (Juicy wasn’t there… he had to attend an ‘important meeting’ at the apartment over the pizza shop) which is the above-named ‘upcoming star’ of RHONJ‘s husband.   As they rush into the dentist’s office, they are met by the ‘upcoming star’… her screen time lasts for five seconds.”

                                                Danielle warned about havin’ a non-Manzo on the show… losing teeth won’t make ME quit…

And that is why this particular fame-seeking wife of a dentist thinks she is the next ‘upcoming star’ of RHONJ… try as she may, poor thing will never be another Kim G.

                                                Yo, dental assistant… keep your drill and suction equipment out of Franklin Lakes… this is MY town, honey.  Got it???


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Caroline Manzo…BigAlbie Manzo Fired… Albie Manzo Had a Cush Job With The State of NJ!

Gov. Chris Christie today suspended two members of the North Jersey District Water Supply Commission and said the agency had stonewalled his administration’s efforts to reform it for more than a year.

Gov. Chris ChristieYou’re fired, Big Albie…

Gov. Chris Christie

Commissioners Albert Manzo and Michael T. Cricco were given until Monday to submit their resignation or face disciplinary action. Christie, appearing at a Statehouse news conference, said the men had abused the public trust and were prime examples of an unresponsive “shadow government” of independent agencies and authorities statewide.

The governor cited Manzo, co-owner of the Brownstone restaurant in Paterson, for telling officials during his nomination to the seven-member board that he lived at his place of business and for failing to reveal that he owned a home in Franklin Lakes.   The misleading information enabled Manzo to avoid scrutiny and a possible senatorial veto during his nomination hearing, Christie said.

Manzo is the husband of one of the stars of the television series “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” and their house in Franklin Lakes has been a shooting location for the series.

Christie targets Commissioners Cricco and Manzo; Manzo says he won't resign on guv's time line                                                                    Just look at my Big Albie… does he look like he would lie???   You better answer “NO”, ’cause I got friends…

Christie said Cricco was paid for attending commission meetings at NJDWSC headquarters in Wanaque  while still on the clock for his job at the Schools Development Authority, where he made $80,000 in 2009. Cricco, who like Manzo makes $7,500 a year as a commission member, attended 20 meetings while still on SDA time and had been warned by the school agency to stop the double-dipping practice, according to the governor.  “He will be fired today from the SDA,” Christie said.

                                                                     Yeah, we share Albie’s apartment is right next to my apartment at the Brownstone…

Christie also said Wednesday he was introducing legislation that would grant him new powers to control all regional agencies whose jurisdiction spreads over multiple towns and counties. The NJDWSC, which runs two reservoirs and provides water to 3 million North Jersey residents, is one of a handful of such agencies that is not subject to a gubernatorial veto.  “No one is paying attention to what’s going on in these places,” Christie said.

During an interview conducted at his house in Franklin Lakes on Wednesday, Manzo said he would not resign.  He also said that he maintains an apartment upstairs at the Brownstone and voting records would show that to be his legitimate address. He oftens spends the night there when business at the restaurant/catering hall keeps him late, he said.

“Call me nuts, but I love Paterson. I was born there and I was raised there and my heart is there,” Manzo said.    NOTE TO BIG ALBIE:   You’re nuts!


Real Housewives of New Jersey: Danielle Staub Refuses to Turn Over Keys To House

Beverly Merrill/Angela Minelli/ Danielle Staub… does she want to sell her house or not?!?!

Wasn’t Danielle trying to sell her Franklin Lakes house? Well, she’s had a court order since September, 2010 to sell the house, with proceeds divided between her ex, Tom Staub, and Danielle.

Of course, anything connected with Danielle has twists and turns… nothing ever is smooth, even if a court order is attached. Danielle, why won’t you give the keys to the realtor so your house can be prepared for sale?