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KIM RICHARDS: Kim’s BravoBlog…”My sobriety comes first, my family and Kingsley come second, and then you are next”

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This is such a fun episode for me getting to look back and relive Kimberly’s graduation. It was such an amazing experience. For all you mommies out there that are getting ready to go through this. . .It is SOOO exciting and … Continue reading

KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim and Kroy Had A Girl And A Boy… And The Names Are…

We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for this extremely important bit of Housewives news!!!

The names of Kim and Kroy Zolciak’s twins have finally been revealed to the public!

K & K are keepin’ with the “K” names:

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FINALLY… Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky! … those twins were born!  No more shots of KimZ showin’ off her pregnant belly in a bikini!

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NOTE:  Kim and Kroy will be petitioning the Georgia courts immediately to change the names of their eldest children to align with the rest of the “Ks” in the BiermannBunch!  “Krielle” and “Kariana’s” monogram will be the same as their parents and siblings…  

(Thanks to SH readers “romo” and “Jool”!!)

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TERESA GIUDICE: Coming To Terms With Her Upcoming Federal Trial… New PR Stuff…

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TreeJoodice is tryin’ to come across as accepting her 39-Count Federal Indictment situation…. sayin’ that “the truth WILL come out!” Tree tells Star Magazine that the situation “is beyond frustrating, and yet I know one day the truth will come out.” The … Continue reading

NEW ADDITIONS TO RHONJ: Twins Nicole and Teresa Napolitano… Amber Marchese… REALLY????

 

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According to TheWrap

The new RHONJ cast members are twins Nicole and Teresa Napolitano and the twins BFF, Amber Marchese.

Very little is known at this time about the three new cast members. According to reports, Nicole owns a Dairy Queen and Teresa is a socialite and ***cough, cough** philanthropist.  NOTE:  Aren’t they all!

Meanwhile, Marchese, a married mother of four, is a close friend to the twins.   Plus, there doesn’t seem to be any connection between the new women and the existing castmembers.

There is NO OFFICIAL word from Bravo…

Reports are that KomaKathy has been reduced to “part-time.”  Wonder where she’s gettin’ all that money for her new “dream house”?

NOTE:  After much research…SH is callin’ bullsh***t on these new cast members!   Bravo NEVER releases new cast members this early.  This is a move to keep interest in the franchise…. RHONJ ratings are in quicksand.   As is the norm, around this time, phony cast members names pop up.  If you recall, around this time last season, Tree’s makeup artist was to be a Housewife… as was Mrs. New Jersey, Claire PavWhatever! 

In all honesty, we’re givin’ the entire RHONJ franchise a gazillion Kens!

 

If you are at all interested, there is a preview of Atlanta’s new season at Bravo.com.   We’ll be passing on the RHOA…and probably Beverly Hills.  They are all the same…

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s RHONJ Finale BravoBlog… Penny DID NOT Do Tree’s Hair! … It’s Easy To Get Tree’s Phone Number!!…Playin’ the “MOM Card”…BUY MY STUFF!!!… Read Judge Stern’s Opinion Letter; Says Much About Joodice’s Bankruptcy Fraud… Owed IVF Doctor $11,768.62!

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Bravo…another ghostwritten BravoBlog… Hello Sweethearts! I can’t believe another season is over. And I can’t believe it ended like the last two did: with everyone trying to blame me and make me apologize. I’ve apologized more times than I can … Continue reading

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JAX LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BravoBlog… AWWW… Engagement Tattoo Cut With TummyTuck… Go See Dr. Moelleken!!!

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Bravo… Are you all surprised to see the way my conversation ended with Teresa after you saw the way it started? Teresa and I never got to the root of our issues during our talk that night, but at least we … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BravoBlog…Not Talkin’ About Teresa’s News… But, Talks About Tree…

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Bravo… I will not be publicly discussing anything relating to the recent news regarding Teresa and her family. I reached out to Teresa directly. I am strictly discussing the episode and how I felt at the time.   NOTE:  You will … Continue reading

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KATHY WAKILE: KomaKathy’s BravoBlog… So BOOOOORING… It’s All About “Helping Others”…Koma Got A New Job As “AdviceGiver” For OKMagazine…

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Bravo…  NOTE:  What a syrupy sickeningly sweet ghostwritten BravoBlog!  Perhaps KomaKathy should work on her hubbend, RancidRichie before she starts preaching… NOTE:  KomaKathy and RancidRichie have fled to Italy taken a vacay to Italy… blah, blah, blah.   That’s what … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BIZARRE BORING BravoBlog… It’s All About Teresa Giudice!

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Bravo…  Whomever is writing BubbaJax’ BravoBlog is attempting to rehab Bubba’s RHONJ character… just like DonCaro!   Givin’ this buncha bleeech the side eye… As I said before, I had no business going on that retreat. I would have only … Continue reading

JOE GIUDICE, ROSIE PIERRI: Joe Knows Wine…

Bravo… JuicyJoe is payin’ the price for his “gaylord” perceived slur.  MissAndy has decided that Juicy will show how NON-homophobic he is by appearing with BigGayRosie in RHONJ webisodes…the first was about ‘fitness’.   JuicyJoe Joodice, the Robert Parker of NJ, teaches BigGayRosie about wine…

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: BubbaJax’ BravoBlog… Says She Wants Gorga/Giudice “Togetherness” Not Tree!…

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Bravo…  ANOTHER ghostwritten BravoBlog!     This episode made me giggle. I remember the frustrations I felt at the time, because for so long Teresa had been out of sight, out of mind. Then all of a sudden her name … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoBlog… Tries to Stay Above The Fray… BUY My Stuff!!!!

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Bravo…     50 Shades of Black & Blue I’m thinking of writing a new book about my life (since apparently writing four cookbooks doesn’t count…). I’m going to call it 50 Shades of Black & Blue. In it, my own … Continue reading

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SH “BLIND ITEM”: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… Housewife Revealed!

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This one should be EASY!!   The answer is NOT Paul and Adrienne!! Which Housewife is stepmother to her husband’s grown son? This son was a product of the HouseHusband’s first marriage and this older son has a child of … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM: Guess the Housewife!!…

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From BlindGossip…   GEE!!  Wonder WHO this could possibly be!?!   Here’s a hint:  the location of the studio is in BURBANK.  Wonder how that wine tastes? “Tom Leykis hosts a live afternoon call-in radio show called The Tom Leykis Show. … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Tamballs Barney… Melissa Gorga… New Jersey Jury Does Not Buy “Self Defense” Story… Adrienne Maloof Poll Results!!… AND Adrienne Maloof Confirms Brandi’s Blurt Was “Surrogacy”…

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Parenting has issued the first of their monthly “advice” articles by BubbaJax Laurita on January 17.    BUT… “Parenting” is apparently reaching out to more Housewives than just the New Jersey crew. “Parenting” gives the HoneyBooBoo of the OC, Tamballs … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Talkin’ About Bein’ A Crybaby… Talkin’ About Bein’ SoCloseToLisa…

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Bravo… I’m such a crybaby!!! This episode brought a whole lot of tears for me. Since my divorce I have taught myself to try and not show my vulnerable side to people, because I needed to be strong for the sake … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Yolanda’s BravoBlog… Faye Rancid Resnick “Not Inspiring”… Says Kyle Richards “Girlfriends Are A Pack of Wolves”…

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Bravo… Happy New Year everyone, I hope 2013 will be a happy, healthy, and successful year for you and your loved ones. Thank you for all your comments and well wishes. The holiday season was a very different experience for … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Kyle Brought Her Pitbull “Faye Rancid” To Dinner…

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Bravo… I feel really badly that this fight between Adrienne and I went down at Mauricio’s event. I was sitting in a chair and the fight came to me so I defended myself. As I have said, I regret saying specifically … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife…

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BlindGossip: This Television Personality likes to provide details of her pregnancy and birth so that she can seem like a good mom. Only it’s all a lie. The Liar publicly claims to have carried her children and to have given birth … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: Parenting Magazine Calls Jax Out For “BADParenting”!!…Will BubbaJax Be Writing For “ParentingMagazine”? … UPDATE: Parenting Magazine Expects MORE Readers!… UPDATE: Shooting “FamilyPics” Today…

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ORIGINAL POST: October 26, 2012  2:15 pm    5:52 pm      UPDATE NOVEMBER 14, 2012  Since BubbaJax will be a “contributing editor” for @Parenting Magazine… not to be confused with PARENTS Magazine… she will need some photos to go … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: Parenting Magazine Calls Jax Out For “BADParenting”!!…Will BubbaJax Be Writing For “ParentingMagazine”? … UPDATE: Parenting Magazine Responds… Expects MORE Readers!

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October 26, 2012  2:15 pm    5:52 pm Jacqueline Laurita stated in her BravoBlog that she will be writing for Parenting Magazine beginning in February 2013: “I will be a contributing editor, starting in February, for Parenting Magazine discussing our … Continue reading

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DINA MANZO: Dina “ClearsThingsUp”

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Just to clear things up… OCTOBER 17, 2012   DinaManzo… A lot of you are wondering why in the world I would film with Teresa after staying away from the housewives for so long. Let me first say that I’ve … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… “Doesn’t Want to Waste Her Time” … Why Bother?

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September 25,  2012  9:45 pm  Bravo… There you have it. I don’t feel I need to waste my time and give you a blow-by-blow of what happened in this episode.  NOTE:  If there was ever a time to give a … Continue reading

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MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s BravoBlog… Says Teresa Giudice “Credibility Gone”…Caroline Manzo “Lucky” and “Not A Fake Person”

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August 27, 2012  5:25 pm  Bravo…                                                    From the creative mind of “Housewife Hoe”!!!   NOTE: … Continue reading

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JACQUELINE LAURITA: Jax’ Son, Nicholas… Autistic

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August 22, 2012  9:45 am   People…                     Chris and Jacqueline Laurita… Jacqueline Laurita had tried for years to have another baby, so when she finally welcomed son Nicholas  three years ago, the proud … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!!… WHICH COUPLE COULD THIS BE???

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ORIGINALLY POSTED FEBRUARY 15, 2012   4:10 pm RE-POSTED JULY 7, 2012  11:05 am NOTE:  While searching for something else, came upon this blind item.  Thought it would be a good re-read since the source of this blind, CDAN, has … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree’s BravoTV Blog… Would Have Told Kathy Wakile “Don’t Do Housewives”… Tree “Ambushed”…

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July 3, 2012  5:20 pm TERESA GIUDICE: I loved watching my girls work with their daddy on our new garage/shed building.  Tree and Juicy’s new garage… where’s the second floor??? I’m proud that they’re hard workers. We all are. Loved seeing … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: BravoTV Blogs … Jax Laurita “No Hate PityParty”…

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July 2, 2012                                            … by SH reader “Housewife Hoe“ JAX LAURITA: Update on Ashlee’s skull tattoo on her hand: she’s … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: BravoTV Blogs… Jacqueline Laurita “Explains All…Patio Scene Took 5 Hours to Film!!”…Caroline Manzo “No Hate!”… UPDATE…Melissa Gorga “King of The Flip”…

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Season Four, Episode Eight… “Friends For Never” MELISSA GORGA:  Joe is a little taken aback when he is told that Teresa is building a garage for her parents. Joe’s parents have been living in a house he owns for over 10 … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE: Tree and Joe Giudice on WWHL After Show… Part I… VIDEO… Andy Cohen Says Tree Knew Melissa and Kathy Were Potential HWs…

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June 18, 2012    Bravo… “Teresa said she “didn’t know the family was going to come on.” Andy was quick to retort, saying that he and Teresa “discussed it months before, this was a conversation that was going on … … Continue reading

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KIM ZOLCIAK: Kim is Outta Her Roswell “Mansion”… Kendra Davis Booted Kim and Family Out Last Night…UPDATE: Kim Responds… KIm NOT Evicted…UPDATE: Kim Tweets “Truth” To Wendy Williams

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June 10, 2012  10:50 am   MTO…   UPDATE 12 noon  UPDATE June 10 1:00 am June 11 7:30 pm MORE Explanation From Kim Zolciak… Kim tweets Wendy Williams: From Kim Zolciak: According to MTO, Kendra Davis pushed Kim Zolciak … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Russell Armstrong’s Family and Friends Speak…

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                                                    Russell and Shana/Traylor Armstrong From the Dallas News… here. Armstrong’s sister, who has never watched … Continue reading

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice Advice for Under 50!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND SAVE THE DATE!!!!

Tree Joo-dice is ‘teaching’ all she knows at The Learning Annex from 7 to 9 pm in midtown Manhattan on January 12, 2011 for $44.95!

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Tree will be ‘instructing’ attendees how to:

  • become a reality star
  • be a faithful wife,
  • know the difference between marble and onyx,
  • be a dependable friend,
  • walk the red carpet,
  • avoid jail time,
  • lift recipes,
  • hide stacks of cash in a Fendi clutch,
  • pose cockheaded,
  • live your entire life with abnormal eyes,
  • throw away cookies given by your relatives,
  •  cover your hairline,
  • make your children look better with humongous headbands,
  •  scream,
  • attack your boss,
  • make millions with a stucco company,

AND…

  • fake your degree,
  • get free trips to It-ly,
  • sign real estate documents,
  • avoid court-ordered auctions,
  • make your husband think he’s handsome,
  • get free clothes,
  • believe your husband’s DUI stories,
  • sprint in a country club,
  •  hide your parents in the basement,
  • know your tanning machine settings,
  •  make pizza dough,
  • accept a canary diamond ring,
  • scam the federal government,
  •  make your friends babysit,
  •  try to speak I-talian,
  • avoid bill collectors,
  •  drive an architect insane,
  • get discounts for paying cash,
  •  find hideous door ornaments,

AND…

  • cheat a business partner,
  • smile while your car is repossessed,
  • be your sister-in-law’s worst nightmare,
  • know the exact time of the month to crush tomatoes,
  • hide a canary diamond ring,
  • get your ‘fans’ to buy anything,
  • max out credit cards,
  • deny knowledge of owning property,
  • start a fight,
  • lie through your teeth on a daytime talk show,
  • let your friend take the blame for starting a fight,

AND…

  • build an ugly house,
  • keep calm when your 6-ft vase shatters,
  •  push out a baby by saying ‘ouch’,
  • think you can model clothes,
  •  copy another reality star’s book title,
  • make your friends walk up Mt. Vesuvius,
  • dress your children in distasteful but expensive clothing,
  • correctly walk into a courthouse,
  •  show off your designer dinner plates,
  • announce that you will be appearing on Dancing With the Stars (but you know you won’t)
  • …and much more.

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Tree’s seminar will be moderated by Rob Shuter of Popeater, Tree’s personal PR puppy. I’m sure Tree needs a ‘moderator’ to ‘evaluate’ the questions before presenting them for Tree to answer… you know, all the really good stuff that you would pay almost $50 to ask Tree, like what’s going on with the bankruptcy, is Joe drunk all the time, did he like jail and does he have a love child?… those types of questions will be tossed out by the ‘moderator’. However, she WILL be sharing some details about what goes on behind the scenes of RHONJ….WOO-HOO!

According the The Learning Annex, “Teresa is a hero to modern women because of her fabulous style, her positive attitude, and her effusive love for her family. Even in the chaos of childrearing, working, and filming a television show, she still makes time to make homemade meals.

Well, Tree must have some brain for time management, because I cannot understand how she will do all this in a 2-hour period! If anyone can shed some light on how she does all this, please share.

Tree’s Learning Annex class… here.