MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie. This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading →
“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading →
Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago. Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!
We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level. The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading →
LisaRinna hangin’ at Adrienne Maloof’s “ZingVodka” party… LisaRinna’s reason for being a BH Housewife… to sell her BelleGray stuff, available on QVC. (The brick and mortar BelleGray stores in Calabasas and ShermanOaks were closed in 2012): There are many … Continue reading →
RHONY Preview: It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model. Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes. Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding… NOTE: Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading →
MissAndy has been downsized! With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading →
On the next RHOC: Yes, the OC Wives are now “dancing” on bars, CoyoteUgly style…what, no highly-educated Heather Dull-BRO?!?!? Shanny’s HouseHusband wantsta be happy. Lizzie wantsa to sell her swimwear (Uh, what other reason does this chick have to be … Continue reading →
HURRY!!! Get your tickets for the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere party. ONE ticket will cost you $100… oh yeah, there’s that Housewives fee of $5.99. So, that’s $105.99. That amount includes one glass of Fabellini and an hors … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed. These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading →
NOTE: A Housewife who appreciated Montana!! However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made. In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!
Who could ever forget that one-season “friend” of the OC Housewives who sputtered her drunken line… the line which questioned not only the Housewives world, but the world all around us?? Let’s never forget Sarah’s famous line and Dull-BRO’s “acting” … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: PT Housewife’s text message about PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and his phony fiancee havin’ a threesome is passed around. This story line was make up to shock viewers. Sorry, Bravo, but this story line just makes viewers change the channel… after they’ve puked.
Ken Todd said in court that he had no idea that VillaBlanca was being sued for sexual harassment… until he saw mention of the lawsuit on a ‘celebrity’ website: “It was quite a surprise by me,” said Todd, who told jurors he first learned about the lawsuit from a celebrity website. MORE from WestsideToday… NOTE: Somehow Ken being unaware of this lawsuit = big eye rolls!
MORE desperation! Yolanda Foster’s house is getting attention from several sites reporting the news that her house is selling for $27 million. Yoda obviously didn’t inform these sites that the price of her CarbonCanyonRoad house that has been for sale since October 2013 has been reduced from $27 million to $24.9. READ: The views of Yoda’s house that she don’t want you to see…
They pathetically try so hard to make themselves appear as such professionals and put a bunch of glorified reviews on their homepage to fool patients and write fake online reviews to cover up for all the bad reviews that they so desperately try to delete. Just do a good Google search to find out more about how terribly negligent Dr. Gabriel Chiu really is. Gabriel and Christine Chiu are a good match. They are both Godless and heartless people who only care about making money and have no concern about how their negligence affects and hurts someone.
NOTE: The lawsuit was filed in 2012… there are no court documents available.
LeAnn says that her and Eddie’s new “reality” show starting July 17 on VH1 will be a comedy!
“I’m not Wiccan or anything crazy. I do rituals with the sun and the moon and the seasons. I’m usually naked,” says DimbulbDina. “And I do it at night. And depending on where the sun and the stars are and everything, you do different rituals to bring on good things.” NOTE: Watch out Dina… CreepyCarlton gonna beat yer azz.
MANZOID Is A White Witch
We’re givin’ DumbAzzDina and her mystical spiritual crap 383846354,388364543 eye rolls:
On the next RHOC: What a waste of time. These chicks just sit and stare at each other. Tamballs lets loose with her native tongue and spews the F word. You can take Tamballs outta the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto outta Tamballs.
MissAndy says that there’s a site that reports rumors and innuendo! SHOCKING!! MissAndy emphatically states that Tamballs, despite the misinformed site’s item, is NOT getting her very own spinoff show in 2015. Perhaps in 2016 when Tamballs has her kids and has come to an agreement with Simon Barney about their being on a “reality” show! MissAndy continues his warning to those dissatisfied Housewives ingrates: Shut up and be lucky that you have a job as a Housewife!! NOTE: They’re still callin’ Tamballs “Tamra BARNEY”! That must REALLY piss off Tamballs!!
MissAndy also says that he would trust all the Housewives with his dog…’cause they ALL love dogs. UH, ‘scuse us, MissAndy… have you forgotten that Shana gave Snowball away under very suspicious circumstances??? Would MissAndy leave his dog with KimRichards???
More of the same from the RHONJ… just the players are different. Amber has taken MeGo’s place as the troublemaker; but, when it comes to takin’ sides, Amber aligns with the twin Napolitanos. Tree and MeGo are now best friends…’cause they’re FAMBLY! Amazing what a producer-induced Housewives’ script can do!
The moronic Housewives are SO yawningly BOOOOORING. It is so typical between seasons that you will hear these moronic Housewives screeching about how they need a raise… or that they have demanded more money from MissAndy or else they … Continue reading →