RHOC Preview: Housewives Stare At Each Other…

On the next RHOC: What a waste of time.  These chicks just sit and stare at each other.  Tamballs lets loose with her native tongue and spews the F word.  You can take Tamballs outta the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto outta Tamballs.

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MissAndy Says No Tamballs Spinoff… Housewives Should Be Glad They Got ONE Job!

MissAndy says that there’s a site that reports rumors and innuendo!  SHOCKING!!  MissAndy emphatically states that Tamballs, despite the misinformed site’s item, is NOT getting her very own spinoff show in 2015.  Perhaps in 2016 when Tamballs has her kids and has come to an agreement with Simon Barney about their being on a “reality” show!  MissAndy continues his warning to those dissatisfied Housewives ingrates:  Shut up and be lucky that you have a job as a Housewife!!   NOTE:  They’re still callin’ Tamballs “Tamra BARNEY”!  That must REALLY piss off Tamballs!!

MissAndy also says that he would trust all the Housewives with his dog…’cause they ALL love dogs.  UH, ‘scuse us, MissAndy… have you forgotten that Shana gave Snowball away under very suspicious circumstances???  Would MissAndy leave his dog with KimRichards???

RHONJ Goes To A Casino… Let The Fights Begin!

More of the same from the RHONJ… just the players are different.  Amber has taken MeGo’s place as the troublemaker; but, when it comes to takin’ sides, Amber aligns with the twin Napolitanos.  Tree and MeGo are now best friends…’cause they’re FAMBLY!   Amazing what a producer-induced Housewives’ script can do!

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EYE ROLL TIME! More Boooooring PR Crap… HWs Demanding Raises. Yawn.

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The moronic Housewives are SO yawningly BOOOOORING.   It is so typical between seasons that you will hear these moronic Housewives screeching about how they need a raise… or that they have demanded more money from MissAndy or else they … Continue reading

Poor SillyShannon Feels Ostracized By Dull-BRO…

On the next RHOC:  Don’t these “highly-educated” chicks get embarrassed when they’re handed their scripts?  SillyShannon and Mrs. Quagmire get together over lunch to discuss Silly’s feelings about how she was singled out at the hoedown…  think middle school lunchroom pecking order all over again!  BOOOOOOOORING…

 

We’re givin’ this preview 383746343, 9937463653 JudgeJudy’s:

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Dull-BRO Talks… Puts Vicki To Sleep

On tonight’s RHOC:  The highly-educated Dull-BRO puts everyone to sleep… she should know that by now!

 

We’re givin’ this scene 8364535354,003467363 BORINGS…

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS! Yoda…Apollo… NayNay… PT HW… Joodice

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Yoda was asked WHY she was referred to as a “FORMER” Beverly Hills Housewife in an InTouchMag item. “@EzyJ530:   Why is In Touch mag calling you a “former” #rhobh star?   Yoda’s reply: @YolandaHFoster:  ❤️Unfortunately I don’t have any … Continue reading

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LET’S TALK TV! Penny Dreadful, Hannibal, Dr. Phil by SK DeWit

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  This week I’ve got some great shows to review and one goose egg! I want to apologize for one thing first. Last week I promised to review “The Art Of” from Ovation. I never did and for that I … Continue reading

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STERLING “Baited”… Barbara Walters on SNL

  Doesn’t anyone THINK?  Is there anyone in the media or anywhere, for that matter, who can THINK for themselves??? The latest example of pouncing before thinking is the reaction to Donald Sterling’s words.  Sterling appeared with MissAndyCoop to chat about … Continue reading

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RHONY PHOTO RECAP… “The Last Splash”… READ IT!!

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                                                                        Shut up, Tallmark.  I’m only … Continue reading

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RHOC Recap “Pretty Ugly” by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY Recap “Pretty Ugly” by Sandi Duffy   So this season Heather is supposed to get the bitch edit and compared to Tamra and Vicki, she’s looking good to me. Shannon’s husband has arranged for them to … Continue reading

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RHOC Photo Recap… “Pretty Ugly”… READ IT!!

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… Time Reflections

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  Photographer Tom Hussey created an amazing and thoughtful series of pictures that will speak to you, no matter your age, race, beliefs or occupation.  Makes ya wonder not only what those moronic Housewives will look like in ten years, … Continue reading

RHOA Reunion Preview… MissAndy Doesn’t Condone Violence… RIIIIIIIIGHT!

On tonight’s RHOA reunion show:  MissAndy doesn’t “condone violence;” however, he WILL overlook a man’s death and continue airing his scenes:

 

We’re givin’ MissAndy 448633,9984754 Dr. Evils:

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RHOC Preview Part I: “Dinner Par-tay From Hell”…The OC Version Has Home Cookin’!

New OC Housewife, Shannon, throws the required “dinner par-tay from hell” and everyone is amazed at how good Shannon’s home-cooked meal tastes… like they haven’t had a real meal in years.  Where’s Crooksy????

 

We’re givin’ this preview 58863643,9983643,87634643 JudgeJudys…

 

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RHOC Preview Part II: Beador Bouncy B-Ball

No one wants to hear Heather Dull-BRO’s ‘blind date with Terry’ how-we-met story at the obligatory dinner par-tay thrown by the new Housewife.  Tamballs is once again awed by a house and everyone plays B-Ball.  Vicki wears a leather dress.  They have to fill up somma those 42 minutes somehow!

 

We’re givin’ this preview 388364,2836463,337344 MissAndys… 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… TreeJoodice Ramoaner Chrisley JillZ GorgaJewelry LeAnn/Eddie

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  More bad news for Tree is that her once very popular cookbooks have stopped selling… according to TheBusinessInsider, cookbook sales are down 97%: According to figures from Nielsen BookScan, Giudice’s book, Fabulicious! On The Grill sold 5,920 copies from … Continue reading