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RHONY Asked Revealing Psych Question: Who Would Play You In A Movie??

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MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie.  This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading

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RHONJ Recap… “O, Christmas Tre”… by Sandi Duffy

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“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy   So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading

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Amy Phillips Does The Housewives… Five-Year WWHL Anniversary

Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago.  Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!

Go on, Amy!!

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

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DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

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Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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LISA RINNA: A New RHOBH Housewife??

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LisaRinna hangin’ at Adrienne Maloof’s “ZingVodka” party… LisaRinna’s reason for being a BH Housewife… to sell her  BelleGray stuff, available on QVC.  (The brick and mortar BelleGray stores in Calabasas and ShermanOaks were closed in 2012):   There are many … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Tallmark Outnumbered And Overtaken By Entrepreneurs!!

RHONY Preview:  It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model.  Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes.  Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding…   NOTE:  Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading

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MissAndy Back In The Closet!! Booted From 30Rock Lux Office…

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MissAndy has been downsized!  With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading

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RHOC Preview: Goin’ All “Coyote Ugly” In Mexico

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On the next RHOC:  Yes, the OC Wives are now “dancing” on bars, CoyoteUgly style…what, no highly-educated Heather Dull-BRO?!?!?  Shanny’s HouseHusband wantsta be happy.  Lizzie wantsa to sell her swimwear (Uh, what other reason does this chick have to be … Continue reading

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RHONJ $100 PremiereParty Tickets…Order Now!… It’s For CHARITY!

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HURRY!!!  Get your tickets for the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere party.  ONE ticket will cost you $100… oh yeah, there’s that Housewives fee of $5.99.  So, that’s $105.99.  That amount includes one glass of Fabellini and an hors … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Goin’ To A Rodeo… A High Fashion Flop!

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On the next RHONY:  Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed.  These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading

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CountessLuAnnie’s BravoBlog: LuAnnie’s DONE! Jealous Sonja Can Keep Ramoaner!

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NOTE:  A Housewife who appreciated Montana!!   However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made.  In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading

Sonja’s Phony Phight Scene… Accuses LuAnnie Of Eating Chips!! BigBags Fulla Chips!!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’.  Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery!   Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!

Miss Andy Requests YOUR Assistance!! Which OC Housewives Gotta Go???

 

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 POLL RESULTS… the winner of da BravoBoot is Dull-BRO!!!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** Tamballs DOES Have A Spinoff!!!

TAMBALLS NEW SPINOFF… IT’S PAY-PER-VIEW!!

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“Is THIS The World We Live In?”

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Who could ever forget that one-season “friend” of the OC Housewives who sputtered her drunken line… the line which questioned not only the Housewives world, but the world all around us??  Let’s never forget Sarah’s famous line and Dull-BRO’s “acting” … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** Tamballs’ Future Daughter-In-Law Has A Plan!!

Another spinoff!!!

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RHONY Preview: The Sext Message…

On the next RHONY: PT Housewife’s text message about PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and his phony fiancee havin’ a threesome is passed around. This story line was make up to shock viewers.  Sorry, Bravo, but this story line just makes viewers change the channel… after they’ve puked.