After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.
The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.
All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak. Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find. The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley. HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.
Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found. KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris. MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!
Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face. PMS knew it was coming…
DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.
SO many things wrong with this!!! Supposedly this is a college essay, but it reads as if it was written by a third grader! This essay would receive an “F”, whether it were a college or grade school paper, as it is simply a badly formed paragraph with too many grammatical errors to list! Just an example of the brain power of Tree’s rabid fans…
Teresa blows off Melissa’s text message…SaintZina butts in to divert attention after Melissa says she called Teresa, too! SaintZina says Teresa is such a good girl…
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ChineseBubbaJax has been her usual busy self on twitter. It is SOP for the Housewives to drum up as much chaos as possible, as the chaos-creating incites more interest in watching the Housewives shows… presumably! The chaos-creating intensifies about six … Continue reading
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Residents of trailer parks across the nation are putting down their barbecue tongs, have lowered their flags… and are chatting about this news that has hit them hard: HoneyBooBoo’s MamaJune has announced that she and her BooHusband, SugarBear, have decided to take … Continue reading
Who will be the Housewife whom the other subhumans think has the most explainin’ to do at the reunion? It’s Amber! Poor Tree… can’t even blurt out a simple cliche!
This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …
…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.