RHONY Preview: Sonja’s Confused… ‘Rinda’s Bemused… Tallmark Schmoozed… Carole Boozed

Sonja is confused about her ‘brand’…and then there’s the required sex talk:

‘Rinda says Crankles is “different”…

RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

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DRUNKO’S GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG… HFKyle Is “Slow and Not Smart”

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NOTE:  The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable.  DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading

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NO MORE CROWING ABOUT RATINGS: Atlanta Ratings Took A HUGE Dive! UPDATE: Ratings Still Plunging

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 Wonder why you haven’t heard all those ATL Wives crowin’ and braggin’ about how great their Sunday night ratings are… here’s why. The RHOA ratings have gone down a full ⅓ of their viewership from this time last year… from … Continue reading

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ADRIENNE MALOOF: Taking A Look Back At Adrienne’s Promotion Parties! From 2012… Which Housewives Were There?? Look… It’s HumongousLipsLisa!!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED September 26, 2012  3:33 am   RE-POST March 20, 2013 … March 18, 2015  NOTE:  Mentioned recently on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was the complaint vocalized by several of the RHOBH about Adrienne Maloof’s constant “PROMO … Continue reading

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NO MORE CROWING ABOUT RATINGS… Atlanta Ratings Took A HUGE Dive

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Wonder why you haven’t heard all those ATL Wives crowin’ and braggin’ about how great their Sunday night ratings are… here’s why.   The RHOA ratings have gone down a full ⅓ of their viewership from this time last year… … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Weekend Edition!

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MissyGorga is really pushing her stuff!   Someone is begging Missy to “write” another book!   And, not to be outdone by any dog-loving Housewife, Missy got herself one! Promise for a brighter day coming our way #SpringTime #HopefulAndDetermined #LymeDiseaseChallenge … Continue reading

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

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Watch as the RHOBH are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EyeD!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone.  Kim promises that she’ll be back:

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY Part II… Whatever Happened To DrunkOtis’ Bravo Spinoff Show?

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ORIGINALLY POSTED JULY 19, 2013… Whatever happened to DrunkOtis’ spinoff show as reported by ROL two years ago?? According to ROL… Bravo has thrown another nut to a squirrel! BlabbermouthBrandi Glanville from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been a … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE! DrunkOtis Lets It Slip… She’s Just Following The RHOBH Script!

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Horrors In Holland Continues! Eileen Is A “Homewrecker”

On tonight’s RHOBH:  EyeD gets highly offended when she’s labeled a homewrecker… Loada gets offended by the continuous bickering.  Everyone’s offended by something…  

What is EyeD’s purpose on this show… other than doin’ some soap opera style “acting”??

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Shana’s “Comeback” To RHOBH Is Total Surprise To Wannabe HouseHusband. Beuller Now “Marketing” Marijuana!

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All the chit chat about Shana returning to the RHOBH… comes as a total surprise to her wannabe HouseHusband.   And probably more of a total surprise to EvolutionMedia and Bravo!  NOTE:  Shana putting a “condition” on her return to … Continue reading

Missy And BigDummyC Play MissAndy’s Housewife Game…

What the hell happened to BigDummyCynthia Bailey’s face??  

Who are BigDummyC and Missy most jealous of?  Why, the RHOBH, of course… but, just for the weather!! Missy wouldn’t mind trading in JoeyOrgan for MO-ritz-eo and BigDummyC chooses KingD.  Missy goes for CountlessLuAnnie as the Housewife with the HIGHEST IQ! 

MissAndy Undecided On DrunkOtis’ Return

MissAndy tries to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth… but, we all know that casting is an ongoing process and EvolutionMedia/Bravo/MissAndy doesn’t wait until the season is completely over to start talking about which Housewives are getting the BravoBoot!  MissAndy also raves about this season of the RHONY… after talking about someone on PumpRules.

If you want to see MissAndy play a really dumb game, please watch at BravoTV.com.

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Kyle’s Weak Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Plays Innocent Victim

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Oh boy. Where do I even begin? I was so excited about finally being in Amsterdam. I was hoping I could just forget about what was going on between Kim and me and just have fun.  How long has HagfaceKyle … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

Watch Out!! Two Andys Coming!

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It’s double trouble coming your way!  MissAndy and MissAndyCoop are taking a cue from the enormous success of Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller chatting on stage by appearing in their very own traveling show!

“Both men are putting their easy camaraderie on display in a live lecture series this spring. The idea came from Cohen’s mother and Cooper’s agent, who watched in November when Cooper interviewed Cohen about his book onstage in New York. The series, subtitled “Deep Talk and Shallow Tales,” starts March 21 in Boston, with later dates in Miami and Chicago and more if the initial run goes well.”

Each man is preparing surprises for his friend to be revealed onstage during the tour, booked into small theaters. They’ll talk about their careers, planning to let the audiences dictate much of the agenda by asking questions. If the Q&A part of their show is anything like getting a question through to MissAndy or his guests on WWHL, the questions will be vetted several times before actually getting to either Andy!   Watch for even bigger “surprises” when Housewives show up during the Andy’s show.   DETAILS HERE.

NOTE:  Both MissAndy’s love SH!! 

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(Thanks “cmhr” and “Stan”!!!)

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE RECAP: “Home Alone”

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According to the intro of each episode of AlaskanBushPeople, we’re told that the Browns were a secluded family who lived for over 30 years in the Alaskan Bush and were just discovered! When we last saw the AlaskanBushPeople, they had … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE Recap: “On The Prowl”… Bartering And Browsin’ For Babes!

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What are the phony Alaskan Bush People people up to this week?? I’M A LETTERS MAN AND I’M A FIX-IT GUY! I JUST CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX MY OWN BUSTED UP LIMP LEG! Noah writes a letter to … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: STRANGE UPDATE… After Being Called Out On SH RE “Gladys Kravitz” DrunkO Puts Up Video On FB

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NOTE:  There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this.  The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE RECAP… “Pile It On”! Mom Wants A House!!

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    When we left the Alaskan Bush People, they were starving because there was little left in Ami’s two-week’s-worth-bowl-of-food; Matt moved out of his parent’s tent basement and into his own little twigs and leaf apartment; and BirdBrain was … Continue reading

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THE DESPERATION OF THE MARCHESES… LawsuitJim Says We Don’t Need Teresa On RHONJ

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THE DESPERATION OF CAMBER AND LAWSUITJIM… Jim Marchese Plans To Return For ‘RHONJ’ Season Seven.  Unfortunately, LawsuitJim is doing some of his own crystal ball futuristic planning and hoping that Bravo and MissAndy hears him! Camber is marching on with her … Continue reading