RHONJ Reunion FirstLook… Part One: Melissa Hasn’t Seen Teresa Until The Reunion

Teresa blows off Melissa’s text message…SaintZina butts in to divert attention after Melissa says she called Teresa, too!  SaintZina says Teresa is such a good girl…

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BFrankel: Pushing Her Book…Talking Teresa… Housewives Shows Have Jumped The Shark

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Lately, any time a Housewife is interviewed, the subject of FELONTeresa pops up. BFrankel BLEEEEECH! had this to say during her quick chat with Extra… before she started talking about the new book she just finished “writing”: “Terrible. The one … Continue reading

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THE CRAZY TRAIN IN BUBBA JAX HEAD Has Left The Station! SaintZina Tells BubbaJax To BUTT OUT! Jax Says She’s “Relatable”…

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  ChineseBubbaJax has been her usual busy self on twitter. It is SOP for the Housewives to drum up as much chaos as possible, as the chaos-creating incites more interest in watching the Housewives shows… presumably! The chaos-creating intensifies about six … Continue reading

Let’s Compare And Contrast: RHONJ At Grocery Store vs Milania At Corrados

Which is worse?  The RHONJ adult subhumans grocery shopping in Florida in early 2014 or Milania ripping it up at Corrados back in 2011??

 

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A Sad Day In Every Trailer Park Across The US… HoneyBooBoo’s MamaJune Splits From SugarBear

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Residents of trailer parks across the nation are putting down their barbecue tongs, have lowered their flags… and are chatting about this news that has hit them hard: HoneyBooBoo’s MamaJune has announced that she and her BooHusband, SugarBear, have decided to take … Continue reading

The NJ Subhumans Make Reunion Predictions…

Who will be the Housewife whom the other subhumans think has the most explainin’ to do at the reunion?  It’s Amber!  Poor Tree… can’t even blurt out a simple cliche!

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Crooks Says He Hurt Vicki… Vicki Says “Lose My Number”

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From ROL… “I didn’t mean to cross the line. I didn’t know. I thought it was appropriate.” “I’m on and off with Vicki.  I’m not living with her. I am not engaged to her. She’s still legally married. … Bottom … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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BeverlyHills New Season Fraught With Boredom! Looking For “Something Crazy”…

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NOTE:  Another “inside source” coming forth with info re the RHOBH!  Chalk this up to just another planted story to get the chaos started in hopes that these BS stories will garner viewers and for viewers to anticipate the RHOBH … Continue reading

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RHONJ Recap…”Trash-Talking”… by Sandi Duffy

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“Trash-Talking” by Sandi Duffy This is soooo boring. Joe Gorga bought a garbage truck. Amber flips her hair in her husbands mortgage commercial. Milania acts like a brat. Teresa is having a party to launch her dessert cookbook. Amber tells … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This… We Got A Winner!

“Jeckyll and Hyde” is the winner of a five-minute spin class with Ellie at CUTFitness!  (All travel, hotel and expenses are the responsibility of the winner.  Spin classes may be unavailable … if CUTFitness shuts down!)

CAPTION WINNER

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Vicki Selling Coto de Caza House… Quick Price Drop!

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What’s the rush, Vicki? VapidVicki really wants to sell that dump of a house in Coto de Caza! Vicki unsuccessfully tried to sell her house back in 2012 for $2.3 million. Vicki re-listed the property on July 4 asking $2.8 … Continue reading

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RHONY Asked Revealing Psych Question: Who Would Play You In A Movie??

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MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie.  This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading

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RHONJ Recap… “O, Christmas Tre”… by Sandi Duffy

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“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy   So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading

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Amy Phillips Does The Housewives… Five-Year WWHL Anniversary

Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago.  Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!

Go on, Amy!!

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

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DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

LisaVanderPumpMyStomach and HagfaceKyle shooting RHOBH lunch scene at VillaBlanca

Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading