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RHONJ Recap… “O, Christmas Tre”… by Sandi Duffy

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“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy   So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading

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Amy Phillips Does The Housewives… Five-Year WWHL Anniversary

Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago.  Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!

Go on, Amy!!

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

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DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

LisaVanderPumpMyStomach and HagfaceKyle shooting RHOBH lunch scene at VillaBlanca

Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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LISA RINNA: A New RHOBH Housewife??

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LisaRinna hangin’ at Adrienne Maloof’s “ZingVodka” party… LisaRinna’s reason for being a BH Housewife… to sell her  BelleGray stuff, available on QVC.  (The brick and mortar BelleGray stores in Calabasas and ShermanOaks were closed in 2012):   There are many … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Tallmark Outnumbered And Overtaken By Entrepreneurs!!

RHONY Preview:  It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model.  Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes.  Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding…   NOTE:  Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading

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MissAndy Back In The Closet!! Booted From 30Rock Lux Office…

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MissAndy has been downsized!  With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading

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RHOC Preview: Goin’ All “Coyote Ugly” In Mexico

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On the next RHOC:  Yes, the OC Wives are now “dancing” on bars, CoyoteUgly style…what, no highly-educated Heather Dull-BRO?!?!?  Shanny’s HouseHusband wantsta be happy.  Lizzie wantsa to sell her swimwear (Uh, what other reason does this chick have to be … Continue reading

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RHONJ $100 PremiereParty Tickets…Order Now!… It’s For CHARITY!

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HURRY!!!  Get your tickets for the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere party.  ONE ticket will cost you $100… oh yeah, there’s that Housewives fee of $5.99.  So, that’s $105.99.  That amount includes one glass of Fabellini and an hors … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Goin’ To A Rodeo… A High Fashion Flop!

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On the next RHONY:  Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed.  These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading

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CountessLuAnnie’s BravoBlog: LuAnnie’s DONE! Jealous Sonja Can Keep Ramoaner!

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NOTE:  A Housewife who appreciated Montana!!   However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made.  In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading

Sonja’s Phony Phight Scene… Accuses LuAnnie Of Eating Chips!! BigBags Fulla Chips!!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’.  Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery!   Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!

Miss Andy Requests YOUR Assistance!! Which OC Housewives Gotta Go???

 

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 POLL RESULTS… the winner of da BravoBoot is Dull-BRO!!!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE** Tamballs DOES Have A Spinoff!!!

TAMBALLS NEW SPINOFF… IT’S PAY-PER-VIEW!!

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“Is THIS The World We Live In?”

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Who could ever forget that one-season “friend” of the OC Housewives who sputtered her drunken line… the line which questioned not only the Housewives world, but the world all around us??  Let’s never forget Sarah’s famous line and Dull-BRO’s “acting” … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** Tamballs’ Future Daughter-In-Law Has A Plan!!

Another spinoff!!!

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RHONY Preview: The Sext Message…

On the next RHONY: PT Housewife’s text message about PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and his phony fiancee havin’ a threesome is passed around. This story line was make up to shock viewers.  Sorry, Bravo, but this story line just makes viewers change the channel… after they’ve puked.

THE HOUSEWIVES REPORT: The Latest Housewives News!

Ken Todd said in court that he had no idea that VillaBlanca was being sued for sexual harassment… until he saw mention of the lawsuit on a ‘celebrity’ website:  “It was quite a surprise by me,” said Todd, who told jurors he first learned about the lawsuit from a celebrity website.   MORE from WestsideToday…  NOTE:  Somehow Ken being unaware of this lawsuit = big eye rolls!

SkankyJoKrupa poses for MORE bikini shots

North Jersey Country Club in Wayne, N.J., is in the midst of a court battle over a leaving member trying to get his “refundable” initiation fees returned.  NOTE:  NorthJerseyCC is the locale where BubbaJax’ daughter pulled DirtyDanielle’s hair…

Even MORE snaps of pap’s swimsuit photos of the desperate-to-stay-relevant SkankyJoKrupa.

MORE desperation! Yolanda Foster’s house is getting attention from several sites reporting the news that her house is selling for $27 million.  Yoda obviously didn’t inform these sites that the price of her CarbonCanyonRoad house that has been for sale since October 2013 has been reduced from $27 million to $24.9.  READ:  The views of Yoda’s house that she don’t want you to see…

Camille Grammer posts a photo that her father took of her while in recovery from her October operation on her TwitterAccount.   NOTE:  So far, there are no lawsuits filed…

Complaint against Dr. Gabriel Chiu and his wife, new RHOBH Christine Chiu at RipoffReport.   Scroll down to the end of the page to read the complaint… which includes this:

They pathetically try so hard to make themselves appear as such professionals and put a bunch of glorified reviews on their homepage to fool patients and write fake online reviews to cover up for all the bad reviews that they so desperately try to delete. Just do a good Google search to find out more about how terribly negligent Dr. Gabriel Chiu really is.  Gabriel and Christine Chiu are a good match. They are both Godless and heartless people who only care about making money and have no concern about how their negligence affects and hurts someone.

NOTE:  The lawsuit was filed in 2012… there are no court documents available.

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LeAnn says that her and Eddie’s new “reality” show starting July 17 on VH1 will be a comedy!

DumbAzzDina Manzoid… The Naked White Witch… She Ain’t No “Crazy” Wiccan!

“I’m not Wiccan or anything crazy. I do rituals with the sun and the moon and the seasons. I’m usually naked,” says DimbulbDina. “And I do it at night. And depending on where the sun and the stars are and everything, you do different rituals to bring on good things.”  NOTE:  Watch out Dina… CreepyCarlton gonna beat yer azz.

 

We’re givin’ DumbAzzDina and her mystical spiritual crap 383846354,388364543 eye rolls:

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RHOC Preview: Housewives Stare At Each Other…

On the next RHOC: What a waste of time.  These chicks just sit and stare at each other.  Tamballs lets loose with her native tongue and spews the F word.  You can take Tamballs outta the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto outta Tamballs.