“Trash-Talking” by Sandi Duffy This is soooo boring. Joe Gorga bought a garbage truck. Amber flips her hair in her husbands mortgage commercial. Milania acts like a brat. Teresa is having a party to launch her dessert cookbook. Amber tells … Continue reading →
“Jeckyll and Hyde” is the winner of a five-minute spin class with Ellie at CUTFitness! (All travel, hotel and expenses are the responsibility of the winner. Spin classes may be unavailable … if CUTFitness shuts down!)
What’s the rush, Vicki? VapidVicki really wants to sell that dump of a house in Coto de Caza! Vicki unsuccessfully tried to sell her house back in 2012 for $2.3 million. Vicki re-listed the property on July 4 asking $2.8 … Continue reading →
MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie. This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading →
“O, Christmas Tre” by Sandi Duffy So did Bravo look for the most unattractive couples in NJ to cast this show? It’s Christmas and everyone is putting up their trees. Teresa 2 wants her son to work in the … Continue reading →
Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago. Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!
We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level. The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading →
LisaRinna hangin’ at Adrienne Maloof’s “ZingVodka” party… LisaRinna’s reason for being a BH Housewife… to sell her BelleGray stuff, available on QVC. (The brick and mortar BelleGray stores in Calabasas and ShermanOaks were closed in 2012): There are many … Continue reading →
RHONY Preview: It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model. Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes. Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding… NOTE: Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading →
MissAndy has been downsized! With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading →
On the next RHOC: Yes, the OC Wives are now “dancing” on bars, CoyoteUgly style…what, no highly-educated Heather Dull-BRO?!?!? Shanny’s HouseHusband wantsta be happy. Lizzie wantsa to sell her swimwear (Uh, what other reason does this chick have to be … Continue reading →
HURRY!!! Get your tickets for the Real Housewives of New Jersey premiere party. ONE ticket will cost you $100… oh yeah, there’s that Housewives fee of $5.99. So, that’s $105.99. That amount includes one glass of Fabellini and an hors … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed. These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading →
NOTE: A Housewife who appreciated Montana!! However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made. In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!