REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: What Will Happen to the Miami Housewives???

Bravo

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Elsa Foretells A Storm”… Karent Sierra’s Boyfriend Cheating?… DUH!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

From Bravo:   “Elsa Foretells A Storm”… The ladies of Miami are packing up for a quick weekend getaway to Bimini in the Bahamas. With relationships being questioned, this healing trip is meant for some fun, relaxation, and repairing friendships. … Continue reading

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Uncomfortably Public Relations”… Lea Black “TeethCleaning”… Elaine Lancaster “MarysolDon’tMeetMYStandards”

This gallery contains 5 photos.

November 15, 2012   Bravo… What’s gonna happen on tonight’s RHOM… While Elsa visits Lea to put an end to her ongoing feud with Marysol…                   “You make up with Mary-sol… or I … Continue reading

Gallery

SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Paul Nassif, Adrienne Maloof… Lisa Hochstein “SpillsIt”… JoAnna Krupa “Topless” Tells Teresa Giudice She’s “ChoosingFame”… Kelly Bensimon “HamptonsHouse”… Vegas High Rollers … Alexis Bellino… And MORE!

This gallery contains 4 photos.

October 20, 2012  11:11 am ******************************** Now THIS is gonna be a great show! There have been so many blow ups during the shooting of the new based in Las Vegas Housewives-like show to be aired on TLC, “Vegas High … Continue reading

Gallery

SH “HIT AND RUN” TUESDAY: Melissa Gorga “Does It All Herself” “Teresa Talk”… Elaine Lancaster, First RHOM Was “Embarrassing”… RHONJ Delivers Huge Ratings… UPDATE: BlackWater Claims!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

August 21, 2012  10:30 am  2:45 pm   5:55 pm   NOTE: It’s a very happy Tuesday at SH!  Hope it’s very happy where you are!     MORE unbelievable claims from people who have purchased and actually consumed the … Continue reading

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI… DISSENSION IN MIAMI CAST … UPDATE… NEW Miami Housewife Ana Quincoces…

This gallery contains 2 photos.

ORIGINALLY POSTED MARCH 5, 2012   MiamiHerald…  UPDATE MARCH 6, 2012   10:00am   RE-POSTED JUNE 16, 2012                                             … Continue reading

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES: Guess The Housewife… Who Could This Be????… UPDATE… Way Too Easy! Housewife Revealed!!

This gallery contains 9 photos.

April 20, 2012   3:10 pm The last “Guess The Housewife” was pretty easy… who could not see that it was ManHands Kyle!?  DUH!   Hope this one is a bit more difficult! So… try to guess… which Housewife this … Continue reading

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: KARENT SIERRA, JOANNA KRUPA, LEA BLACK, ELAINE LANCASTER, ADRIENA DE MOURA… ATTENDING LISA PLINER’S FAREWELL TO MIAMI… PHOTOS…

This gallery contains 34 photos.

Lisa Hochstein, Karent Sierra, Joanna Krupa, Lea Black, Elaine Lancaster, Lisa Pliner, Marta Krupa, Ana Quincones, Adriana De Moura, & Viviana Gabeiras “All glammed up, made up, and wired like mafia rats were most of the cast: drag diva Elaine Lancaster, … Continue reading

Gallery

ELAINE LANCASTER: THE “REAL” STAR…OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI… DISSENSION IN MIAMI CAST … UPDATE… NEW Miami Housewife Ana Quincoces…

This gallery contains 14 photos.

MARCH 5, 2012   MiamiHerald… UPDATE MARCH 6, 2012   10:00am Left out Miss Elaine’s twitter and site info!   Just love Miss Elaine!! Please follow Miss Elaine Lancaster on Twitter… HERE.   Miss Elaine Lancaster’s website:  HERE.  Please visit Miss … Continue reading

Gallery

LEA BLACK: THE “BLACK’S ANNUAL GALA”… ELAINE LANCASTER IS A DEFINITE…TICKETS GOING FAST!… BUY YOURS NOW!!

This gallery contains 8 photos.

POSTED MARCH 1, 2012  11:30 am Lea and Roy Black’s annual event, “The Black’s Annual Gala” was a highlight during the first season of the Real Housewives of Miami…  Adriana de Moura-Sidi, Marysol Patton and Alexia Echevarria… goin’ to Lea’s … Continue reading

Why Real Housewives of Miami Won’t Be Back…

Real Housewives of Miami premiere party February 21 2011The hot, fiery,   bringin’ the Latina perspective RHOM… we’re waitin’!

I know, I know… let’s give the Real Housewives of Miami a little breathing room. After all, they were an unexpected replacement when we were all waiting for the Real Housewives of New York to expose who the ‘thug in a cocktail dress’ was.  (I’m sayin’ it’s Jillzarin… ) We should all give the RHOM the benefit of the doubt as we’ve only seen the first episode… and according to someone or something I read or maybe it was Bravo’s PR… the Real Housewives of Miami starts to heat up around episode three.

Cristy and her good friend/ex Glen Rice

Well, Cristy Rice gave a revealing interview to Miami New Times:

“As the entire city of Miami is aware, Real Housewives of Miami premiered last Tuesday, to well, less than stellar reviews. E! News called it “just bland” and People Magazine gave it one star.  (Hey… what about stoopidhousewives!  We didn’t like it either!!!) We mean, isn’t that a little harsh? But they can hate all they want — we love our ladies because, hey, they are our people.  So last week at the Eden Roc Miami Beach, we got the chance to catch up with one of the Miami Housewives, Miss Cristy Rice. Better known as the single mama/ex-wife of NBAer Glen Rice.  And while she stayed a little more tame then we would have liked, Rice talked about the show, the fact she is the only one with a job, and what its like to be an actual basketball wife.

New Times: You and the ladies are the first Latina housewives. How does that feel?
Cristy Rice: It’s one of the main reasons I did the show. I wanted to show the country a Latina woman, something that has never been done on Bravo.

Doing a reality show can either go really well or well, terrible. What made you want to do the show?
I said no a million times, but eventually no turned into a yes. I actually turned down the show a few times.

You start of the show as a single lady. Do you have a man in your life these days?
I’m still single.

Is it weird to be one of the only wives with an actual job?
I have had my clothing store for about 10 years and I just took it online. I actually just created a line of accessories and a line of workout wear, so I have been busy.

Bethenny Frankel turned Real Housewives of New York into a full blown empire. Is that a reason you did the show?
It was something that was already in the works, so it can’t hurt, right?

You’re also an ex-basketball wife. Did they ever offer you Basketball Wives on VH1?
Yes, they actually offered me that show first. And I turned that show down to and I decided to go with this show. And then I called Larsa and got her on board.

Pat Riley’s wife, Chris, told us that show is pretty unrealistic of what it’s like to be a wife of someone in the NBA. Do you agree?
Well, I don’t watch it actually. But I know a few of the girls on it. None of them were truly wives like I was. I was married for over 10 years, so I mean, it’s obviously different then from what you see.

Do you think they make actual basketball wives look bad?
My experience as a basketball wife was beautiful. I had a great relationship with my husband. We’re actually still friends. I had another side too, which was the wife of a retired basketball player.

What does your ex, retired NBAer Glen Rice, think of you doing the show?
We talk all the time. He wishes me well.”

Cristy’s interview is another reason why my psychic (my psychic? Me) is telling me that the Real Housewives of Miami is doomed to be a one-season wonder… move over DC.  Not only was this a boring interview, but the interviewer even said as much (“while she stayed a little more tame then we would have liked, Rice talked about the show…”). While I wouldn’t have expected her to present herself to the interviewer doing a Charo imitation to prove that she’s a Latino hottie, but for the interviewer to observe that Cristy was ‘tame’ is telling me that Cristy was either not in the mood to talk or she’s bored with the whole Housewives stuff already.  And, if Cristy’s bored with RHOM already, then we’re all bored with it…  Buh, bye Miami.

Larsa Pippen… seriously… what’s with her boobs in this dress???

On second thought, Miami could possibly be back for a second season if they include Elaine Lancaster… she was supposed to be a Miami Housewife this season, but was cut.  Elaine was a big reason that I was looking forward to Miami… maybe after Bravo sees the dismal ratings and the very lame interaction between the present Housewives, Andy will take another look at Miss Elaine and Miami will be back for a second season…

James Davis/Elaine Lancaster

Elaine Lancaster talkin’ Beauty Queen to Beauty Queen:

Sourcehttp://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2011/03/cristy_rice_talks_wives_real_h.php