As we all know, the Housewives… in particular those Housewives who NEED that Bravo paycheck… must keep themselves relevant. How do they achieve that goal? One way to reach KeepMeRelevantRoad is to make bizarre statements.
This one from DrunkOtis… in which she says bein’ an A-Hole is a “fun thing”!!
The LA dating pool is so small and everyone that is anyone is dating a twenty-year-old supermodel and it’s difficult. It’s not easy to say, “Oh guess what, I’m over 40 and I have kids.” You know what I mean? It’s like, “Oh, welcome … and I’m an asshole on TV, so do you want to hang out?” And I’m an asshole in general, in real life – but I think it’s a fun thing.
DrunkOtis is now claiming that her now-married-to-LeAnnRimes EX-husband, Eddie Cibrian, is suing HER for child support. There are no documents to verify this statement… but, it’s great for PR!!
NOTE: Now that DrunkOtis has everyone’s atten-shun with her startling assertion about Eddie… she makes sure that you know where she’s gonna be sellin’ her book!
NOTE: Another way to reach the “KeepMeRelevantRoad” are the required pose-in-a-bikini shots… which the Housewife PAYS the photog to take! WretchedRossi used to be the Queen of the bikini shots, but Wretched’s bikini shots have stopped when Wretched got the boot notice from Bravo! SkankyJo Krupa has taken over the bikini shot crown from WretchedRossi.
However, PT Housewife issues bikini shots about once a week… her latest BLEEEECH bikini shots here. Note to PT: No one wants to see you in a bikini…
YIKES!!! PT GOTZ DA ALIEN HANDS!!!
(Thanks to SH readers “romo” “GF” “anon” and “URG”!!!)