THE BEST CAPTIONS….

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HERE THEY ARE… In no particular order!!!

From “pjbottoms”

Let me tell you a story about my man named Joe
Unsuspecting fool up and married me, a ho
Then one day he’s shootin’ poison all over me
Out of the closet comes a bubbling sea
Seacrest that is
I’m a signing star
With no swimming pool…;)

From “kyleerenee”

Cause I’m on display, on display, on display, I wish I wasn’t a whorsey face each and everyday, everyday, everyday…

From “Ana Cephaly”

I don’t know which sucks more–Joey or my music.

From “Kimpton”

Ryan. It’s Mellisa. Mellisa GOOORGA. I heard Mariah was out, and I’m in. Have you heard that? Joe told me it was so. I’m so excited. eeeeek. I always knew I was going to be on display.

From “LaraM”

Ryan, my secret to a “Love, Italian Style Marriage” is to tell Joe we are doing Whipits tonight. I give him a bottle of kool-aid, and if he’s a good boy, I give him Fabellini while I have my cans of Whipped Creme.

From “Hoolrah”

MeGo:  “Ryan, I don’t understand why you refuse to write me in as an extra Kardashian sister. I did everything right!  Made a disgusting videotape to get on a reality show, entered into a sham of a marriage for money, routinely stir up conflict within my family for ratings, perfected the art of being vapid and shallow, am deluded enough to believe that I have talent, feign purity and innocence despite glaring evidence otherwise, and through the magic of whorish eye makeup and plastic surgery,  now resemble the backwoods love child of an extraterrestrial and a common raccoon. Furthermore, you and my husband would have so much to talk about on set… for instance, bearding (allegedly) and shared Napoleon complexes.”

 

VOTING HAS ENDED…

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER: The Killer Pleads For Life… Will Donate Hair, Recycle AND Sell DV T-Shirts!… Who Is Interviewing the Killer Today?… Court Room Photos … UPDATE: Nurmi Getting $200,000 Raise!

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From KPHO.com: The Maricopa County Board of Supervisor’s meeting on Wednesday is expected to include a vote to approve $200,000 be moved to help pay for Nurmi’s salary. Nurmi normally makes $125 per hour. In a previous attempt when Nurmi asked off … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER UPDATE: Allocution Scheduled For Tomorrow… Defense Motion To Withdraw As Killer’s Attorneys DENIED… Killer’s Sister Wears “Survivor” Shirt… Women’s Shelter Says They’re Not Involved…

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The never-ending trial… is in recess today. The killer is scheduled, according to Judge Sherry Stephens, to state her allocution tomorrow at 12:30 pm EST.  Will she actually speak tomorrow? The ONE person who was to testify on behalf of … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER UPDATE: Darryl Brewer Only Character Witness To Speak… Patti Womack “Death Threats” Caused Motion for Mistrial…Juan Martinez Interview Scheduled 90 Minutes After Jury Decison…

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From ABCNews.com:    NOTE:  Hopefully, today will be the final day of the killer’s trial… and hopefully, the family of Travis Alexander can find peace. The killer’s childhood friend, Pothead Patti Womack, will not be speaking on behalf of the … Continue reading

TRAVIS ALEXANDER UPDATE: Killer’s Aggravation Phase… Extreme Cruelty PROVEN By Prosecutor Juan Martinez

NOT ONE TEAR… NOT ONE!   The killer was sobbing when trying to manipulate the jury’s decision… but, when the verdict was reached and read… not one tear.  Court will resume tomorrow at 1:30 pm EST.

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER PENALTY PHASE: Killer Sobs While Listening to Juan Martinez Opening… Questioning Dr. Kevin Horn; Whilst Killer “Sobs”

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The penalty phase of the Travis Alexander murder slaughter trial began today at promptly 1 pm EST. Juan Martinez’ opening statement gave reason for the defense, Kirk Nurmi, to raise several objections to Mr. Martinez’ statement. Questioning of the Maricopa … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDERER: Jodi Arias’ Letter To Keep Nurmi As Her Attorney… Will Verdict Come Today?… Arizona Death Row

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Killer Jodi Arias wrote a letter to Judge Sally Duncan re the “precarious circumstances” of her legal defense, in which Jodi insisted that Kirk Nurmi continue representing her for the brutal slaying of Travis Alexander:   The letter continues at … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDER TRIAL: How The “Juan Martinez” Story on Which “Prosecutorial Misconduct” Was Started…Court Has Resumed… Defense Rests… Martinez Calls Rebuttal Witness… Psychologist Dr. Janeen DeMarte

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The Jodi Arias trial continues today, Tuesday, April 16 2013 at 9:30 am Arizona time… 12:30 pm EST. Watch on your HLN channel or live stream via  www.wptv.com The defense rests. Prosecutor Juan Martinez has called the head of a … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDER TRIAL: Grace Wong, TruTV/InSession Producer To Take Stand… Jodi Arias Wanted To Represent Herself… Juan Martinez Put Wendy Andriano on Arizona Death Row… “People You’ll See In Hell”…

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Court resumes on Monday, April 15, at 9:30 am… 12:30 pm EST.   Watch on your HLN channel or live stream via  www.wptv.com Grace Wong, Senior Producer for TruTV/InSession, will take the stand today at 11 am Arizona time.   Wong will … Continue reading

TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDER: Jodi Arias Trial… Juan Martinez “The Truth Will Blow Up Everything In Its Way”… The Heat Is On…

Emile Zola:  “If you shut up the truth and bury it under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way.”  

The French writer, Zola, was describing AZ Prosecutor Juan Martinez’ actions in court…

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDER TRIAL: Alyce LaViolette Questioned By Jennifer Wilmott… Juan Martinez Asks Alyce About The MEN She Testified in Their Behalf In Court… Alyce Says She “Wrote A Report”… UPDATE: Trial Resumes Monday at 9:30 am… “Ms. Wong” Ordered To Take Stand Monday at 11 am…

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UPDATE:  Court resumes on Monday, April 15, at 9:30 am… 12:30 pm EST.   Juan Martinez questions LaViolette… Alyce defines her meaning of  “liar”…   LaViolette is still under subpoena and will be back on Tuesday. Judge Stevens gave LaViolette a … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER MURDER TRIAL: Jury Questions For DV “Expert” Alyce LaViolette… UPDATE: The Woman Behind Jodi Arias Twitter Account…

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The Travis Alexander MURDER trial will resume Friday at 9:00 am… 12 noon EST.    Am sick of mentioning JA’s name… and Travis’ murders seems to have become secondary to JA’s state of mind, psyche, intentions, excuses. Watch on your … Continue reading

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TRAVIS ALEXANDER… THE JODI ARIAS TRIAL: Stalking of Travis… Jennifer Wilmott Redirect of Alyce LaViolette… Alyce LaViolette’s CV; Associate’s Degree In PhysEd… UPDATE: Jodi Tweeting From Jail Cell!… Next Witness To Verify Phone Sex Audio

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The Jodi Arias trial will resume Thursday at 10:30 am AST… 1:30 pm EST.   The next witness for the defense will be the computer expert who verified the phone sex audio. Watch on your HLN channel or live stream … Continue reading

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JODI ARIAS TRIAL: Alyce LaViolette v Juan Martinez… Martinez Continues Questioning LaViolette… Martinez Brings Up “Stalking” Behavior…Jodi Chats With Wilmott VERY Aware of Court Cameras… Friend of Travis Tells Nancy Grace of Talk With Jodi Arias AFTER She Killed Travis Alexander…

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The Jodi Arias trial continues today, Wednesday, at 9:30 am AST… 12:30 pm EST. Watch on your HLN channel or live stream via  www.wptv.com Yesterday… Jodi and Wilmott back to being twins… Juan Martinez questioning Alyce LaViolette… Alyce changed her … Continue reading

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WAITING FOR ‘ROIDS… ASTEROIDS!!… AND… LeAnn Rimes Suing Dentist “Lost Past And Future Wages”… Brandi Glanville “Done Tweeting LeAnn”… AND Don’t Send Brandi “Private” Photos!

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NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory is offering live coverage of the asteroid, “2012 DA14,” which is supposed to NOT hit Earth this afternoon.  You can start watching the live coverage at NASA JPL beginning at 2 pm EST (11 am PST). … Continue reading

GRETCHEN ROSSI: SLADE SMILEY… SLIMEY PERFORMS HIS COMEDY ACT… FOR HIS MOTHER… VIDEO

POSTED FEBRUARY 29, 2012  11:45 am

Slade Slimey does his ‘comedy’ act for his mother…

****CRICKETS****

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RAMONA SINGER: IT’S RAMONA AND HER FRIENDS… RAMONA CANNOT NAME WOMEN’S SHELTER CHARITY… VIDEO

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POSTED FEBRUARY 28, 2012  11:11 pm                                Ramona Singer in Miami…. pushin’ her Pinot… Interesting… Ramonster tells her friend to NOT mention the name of the … Continue reading

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TAMRA BARNEY: TAMRA ON SHOWBIZ TONIGHT… VIDEO…AND… TAMRA PHOTOS!! (WOO-HOO!!)

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POSTED FEBRUARY 24, 2012  10:15 am Tamra talked about (what else) “reality TV”… her divorce… and her new fitness biz… You can tell that the Real Housewives of New York are ready to start their new season… they’re beginning to … Continue reading

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MARLO HAMPTON: MARLO BEGS THE LGBT COMMUNITY TO FORGIVE HER! … MARLO SAYS SHE IS “INSPIRED” BY AND “RELATES” TO THE GAY COMMUNITY!

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POSTED JANUARY 29, 2012  3:45 pm Marlo Hampton… finger pointin’ at Sheree Whitfield.  Is that the correct, proper etiquette way to point a finger while screeching at a fellow Housewife… in the stairwell of the nice hotel that BravoAndy is … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: KYLE ON GMA TODAY… JANUARY 27, 2012… WHAT IS NOT ON ABC SITE!…VIDEO… AND KYLE BLOCKED SH ON TWITTER!!

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POSTED JANUARY 27, 2012  2:33 pm  That’s Kyle! Kyle Richards from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills appeared on Good Morning America today… Interestingly, the following video is NOT available on the ABC/GMA site… Also, I am very saddened that … Continue reading