NJ Wives Want Danielle Back!!

Pretty sure that Danielle is the ONLY NJ Housewife who hasn’t been back… not many EX-NJ Wives to choose from!!  Watch as MelissaGorga says that she doesn’t know too much about Danielle ’cause she wasn’t around.  Soooo… MeGo is claiming that she didn’t watch the RHONJ?

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FIRST LOOK AT RHONJ REUNION SHOW: TeresaGiudice Walks Off… Says It’s Her Last Reunion Show

The HouseHusbands even have to muck up the reunion shows… what, no BigGayRosie?  Lovely Bride of Frankenstein hair on SaintZina!  Melissa calls out SaintZina on her “family” values…

Will VictoriaGotti crash the reunion show waving the “truthful” results from her polygraph test??

How YOU Can Be Just Like The RHONJ …

The low-IQ subhumans of New Jersey think very highly of themselves.  The most laughable of this crew is SaintZina who gives “sex” tips.  Did SaintZina get her “advice” from interactions with Tommy or from listening to 50ShadesOfGrey on a continuous audiobook loop?

RHONJ Finale Preview: It’s All About The Felons!

Poor SaintZina!  Her grand ladybug event gets upstaged by the Giudice’s sentencing… and, how is JoeyOrgan building a house without a license?

Thank you, Jesus; sign of the cross; kisses to the sky… this rotten season of the RHONJ is finally OVER! 

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RHONJ PREVIEW: Apologize!! SaintZina And Gorga Highly Recommend… TeresaGiudice Not Bowing Down To Nobody!

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SaintZina was not supposed to open her mouth and spread the rumor which Teresa told her…unless the rumor was repeated in an “improper way”.  There’s bombs dropped about Teresa all the time.    Teresa’s not bowing do to anyone for … Continue reading

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YOUR WEEKEND READING PROVIDED BY AmberMarchese’s BravoBlog… Eye Masks Necessary For Naps!

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Florida…well let me start by reminding you I was there to celebrate being 5 years cancer free! Did I ever mention that I was diagnosed with breast cancer?  Who could forget??  How much of those millions that LawsuitJim received in … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Scripted Call Prompts Sound From Teresa Only Dogs Can Hear!

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MartyrSaintZina’s DisgustinglyPathetic BravoBlog… SaintZina Wants All To Send Her Felon Friend “Warm Thoughts And Positive Energy”

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Going to keep this week’s blog short and to the point. Amber, you are so off with last week’s blog; you play the victim so well, I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk. Body chalk??  A sure … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca

The shameless bad acting by Ambien is obviously producer-induced!  Has anyone informed DumbassAmbien that the chances of cancer occurring or recurring from smoking one cigarette is infinitesimal?  MeGo takes on the role of “Mom”… which is waaaaay outside of her realm.  JoeyOrgan tries to take on the “Daddy” role for these subhumans…and the RinoRumor story line just won’t die.

RHONJ Preview: Battle In Boca II

Ambien’s acting is over the top as she tries to mimic AngelinaJolie in “Girl Interrupted”… the Marcheses are obviously the couple told by producers to “bring the drama”! SaintZina is just there to observe, as she does nothing.  She’s probably thinking about how to increase the charge for shipping her t-shirts.   MeGo goes full-on “Mommy” mode when she scolds everyone for talking about mothers! NO! NO! You don’t talk about mothers!  NO!

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SaintZina’s Amnesiac Schizoid BravoBlog: Zina Forgets She Said That She’d “Rip Off Their Face”!!

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Was going to pass on SaintZina’s BravoBlog… UNTIL… she pushed her site.  Those Housewives don’t agree to the embarrassment of being a Housewife unless they have an ulterior motive; and that means pushing their stuff!  In her BravoBlog, SaintZina wants … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: Marcheses Get Da Boot!

Amber steals Tamballs’ white eyeliner and SaintZina steals the TopChef tagline…when she asks the Marcheses to pack their stuff and leave!

RHONJ Deleted Scene: Amber LocksLips With HouseHusband…SaintZina Picks Her Nose!

The only reason to see this is to witness SaintZenDina pick her nose…

NOTE:  They all watch with amazed looks on their faces, when everyone knows that they would ALL do the same if the script called for it!  Which of these new HouseHusbands will get the required butt shot for MissAndy??  JoeyOrgan is out, as he’s already happily done the butt shot… twice!

Let’s Compare And Contrast: RHONJ At Grocery Store vs Milania At Corrados

Which is worse?  The RHONJ adult subhumans grocery shopping in Florida in early 2014 or Milania ripping it up at Corrados back in 2011??

 

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SaintZenDina Mysteriously Disappears From BubbaJax BravoBlog! Who Scrubbed It??

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    Any mention of SaintZenDina from BubbaJax’ chat on BravoTV.com has mysteriously disappeared! This is how BubbaJ’s chat NOW appears…   THIS is what BubbaJ said before her words about SaintZenDina vanished!  BubbaJax says there’s no relationship with SaintZenDina … Continue reading

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SaintlyDina’s Passive/Aggressive BravoBlog… “BUY MY STUFF”!!!

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NOTE:  The Housewives apparently are not required to submit a WEEKLY BravoBlog, as several have skipped their weekly diatribe.  Only the Housewives who are pushin’ their stuff make sure that their BravoBlogs are supplied to be read by the unwashed … Continue reading

RHONJ Preview: The NeverEnding HouseHusband Cheating Story Line…

Twins begin to question TreeJoodice during a chat with SaintlyZenDina.  How long will this eye-rolling story line of the cheating HouseHusband be drawn out?

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SaintDina’s Bizarro BravoBlog: BUY HER KID’S STUFF… And Make Sure You Increase Her FB Numbers, Too!

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I’m sorry my blog is a little late but I was on a little cowgirl retreat; check out my Instagram for some beautiful zen pics! I may be labeled as a Jersey girl, but it’s the country and natural settings … Continue reading

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DEEP THOUGHTS… With DullDina

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“DiscoStain” receives infinity zen blessings from SaintDina.  Disclaimer:  Zen blessings are bestowed upon the unwashed after SaintDina has publicly done all of her saintly PR duties… and after composing her famously exquisite leaves, sticks and cat hair tablescapes.  Anyone seeking zen blessings are required to bring at least a month’s worth of meals and wear a catheter, as anyone stepping out of the long line to receive SaintDina’s zen blessings will lose their place in line!

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The Rumors: EXes Coming Back … The Fact: RHONJ Has Flatlined And Cannot Be Resuscitated

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Good god!  Who is circulating these rumors about EX-cast members being lured back to the RHONJ??  Let’s stop for a second and analyze these preposterous claims. The RHONJ is done filming.  Their season is over.  The episodes are now airing.  There … Continue reading