I’m sorry my blog is a little late but I was on a little cowgirl retreat; check out my Instagram for some beautiful zen pics! I may be labeled as a Jersey girl, but it’s the country and natural settings … Continue reading →
“DiscoStain” receives infinity zen blessings from SaintDina. Disclaimer: Zen blessings are bestowed upon the unwashed after SaintDina has publicly done all of her saintly PR duties… and after composing her famously exquisite leaves, sticks and cat hair tablescapes. Anyone seeking zen blessings are required to bring at least a month’s worth of meals and wear a catheter, as anyone stepping out of the long line to receive SaintDina’s zen blessings will lose their place in line!
Good god! Who is circulating these rumors about EX-cast members being lured back to the RHONJ?? Let’s stop for a second and analyze these preposterous claims. The RHONJ is done filming. Their season is over. The episodes are now airing. There … Continue reading →
DullDina has taken a cue from her really-good-friend-for-life, TreeJoodice, by making an appearance for a local Jersey aluminum company! If you recall, TreeJoodice did some slumming waaay back when for a local electronics store… FEBUSDina says that it’s all … Continue reading →
In this next scene from the diminishing believability of the RHONJ, there is a meeting of the JerseyJuniorLeague held at DullDina’s house. While the unspoken question on everyone’s mind is “Where’s Tommy?,” the Housewives banter about nothingness in the very … Continue reading →
“Trash-Talking” by Sandi Duffy This is soooo boring. Joe Gorga bought a garbage truck. Amber flips her hair in her husbands mortgage commercial. Milania acts like a brat. Teresa is having a party to launch her dessert cookbook. Amber tells … Continue reading →
Last Sunday’s Season Six premiere episode of TheRealHousewivesOfNewJersey attracted 2.1 million total viewers, down from 2.8 million for the Season Five premiere, and 3 million for Season Four. It is the RHONJ’s second-lowest premiere audience. Is there an explanation … Continue reading →
Danielle wants to talk..she’s been talking a lot lately! Would think that if Bravo or Harvey wanted to hear anything from Danielle, they woulda already gotten in touch with her. What “legal problems”??
DumbDina proves her idiocy and pure ignorance in this interview from TheWrap… total BS: Q: All eyes will be on Teresa’s legal problems this season. How do you handle your relationship with Teresa while she’s dealing with this stuff? Do … Continue reading →
Can TreeJoodice complete a sentence?? Just ONE sentence? Tree says she is intent on focusing on her family, after being asked about her legal problems. We all know Tree’s very focused on makin’ as many pit stops at NJ dive … Continue reading →
RHONJ Season Six, Episode One “What A Difference A Plea Makes”… premieres Sunday: Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, fight to keep their family intact as they embark on a very public legal battle for their freedom. Fortunately, Teresa has … Continue reading →
TreeJoodice is SO scared and frightened at the thought of being shackled and thrown behind bars that she’s spending every second of her precious time in seclusion with her four young daughters and Juicy, of course, at her RE-DONE … Continue reading →
DumbDinaManzoid chats with MichiganAveMag and says that she was asked back to the RHONJ every season, but says that she was “thrown in at the last minute”…HUH??? DumbDina calls RHONJ a “game” and “contrived”:
Fans of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are very excited to have you back on the show. What prompted your return?
DM: There are so many reasons. There are lots of changes going on in my life, definitely. Lexi, [my daughter], is 18 and going out on her own now. She’s not that impressionable little 12-year-old, so she understands the game a little better these days. Teresa [Giudice] and I got closer this past summer. Friends kind of drift apart and come back together and when somebody’s going through something they are always there for each other, and that’s the kind of friends Teresa and I are. We got closer this summer because both of us are going through a lot. It was kind of organic and, to be honest with you, I was thrown in last minute. I’m always welcome back every single season and this year it kind of felt good.
What can viewers expect from this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey?
DM: It’s really a different vibe, but I think people are going to love it. Everyone who was a part of it is saying they think this is going to be the best season ever. It’s just new energy—a lot of really funny times that were not contrived because the new girls don’t realize how funny they actually are. I know it’s a lot of change [with the cast], but I think fans are really going to enjoy it.
“I’m not Wiccan or anything crazy. I do rituals with the sun and the moon and the seasons. I’m usually naked,” says DimbulbDina. “And I do it at night. And depending on where the sun and the stars are and everything, you do different rituals to bring on good things.” NOTE: Watch out Dina… CreepyCarlton gonna beat yer azz.
MANZOID Is A White Witch
We’re givin’ DumbAzzDina and her mystical spiritual crap 383846354,388364543 eye rolls:
We really didn’t care why DumbDina left the RHONJ… ’cause everyone knows the REAL story of why she scooted out when she did. However, if you listen closely, you will hear Dina saying that the Tree table flip was orchestrated and phony. Dina says that she could not understand how everyone could be laughin’ and drinkin’ at the bar after the table flip… obviously, DumbDina wasn’t privy to how that orchestrated scene would play out beforehand!