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RHOBH Preview: WATCH DrunkOtis Tell Smothering Loada To Bug Off!

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Loada hates drunk people… PREDICTION:  Loada will not renew her Bravo contract.  Her work to get puffy-faced Alana and depressed drunk Jello “modeling” careers, even though they are not model material, is done.  Loada is sick of being called out on … Continue reading

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Puffy-Face “Model” Daughter Opens Her Mouth… Is A Dumbazz

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Some people should simply be seen and not heard.  Loada’s kid is one of them.  Alana is following in her mommy’s footsteps… uneducated, sub-par intelligence… only goal is to find a $$$$ husband.   The most interesting part of this chat: … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE!! ANDY COOP DISCOVERS REASON FOR LOADA’S “ILLNESS”!

LOADA JUST HAS A BAD CASE OF … COOTIES!!!

ANDERSON COOPER YODA COOTIES

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ALANA’S BEST EVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT… Can’t Read Or Write Mommy Got Her A Maybelline Contract!

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Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading

LOADA CURED… THE AFTERMATH!

LOADA AND KING DAVID WILL STILL GLOBE TROT… BUT, WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT STANDING UP… ALL FOR LYME!!  NO MORE OF THOSE LYMEFACE-IN-BED “STICK AN IV IN ME” SHOTS!!

LOADA FOSTER

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IT’S A MIRACLE!! LymeYoda Has Recovered!!

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Well, isn’t this something!  LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed!  LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading

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The CuriousCase Of Yoda’s Changing Illness… From CFS To Lyme In Less Than A Year!

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From LymeYoda’s December 3, 2012 BravoBlog: “… in Europe, we are raised with holistic medicine. I had been dealing with the pain of breaking my back while delivering my son and the ensuing triple back fusion for 13 years, but … Continue reading

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The REALITY of LymeYoda’s Illness Claims… MD Calls FAKE! “Illness” Does NOT Exist!

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NOTE:  We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease.  We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges.  We still stand by … Continue reading

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LYME YODA CONTINUES HER “STICK AN IV IN ME” WORLD TOUR!

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The latest photo issued by LymeYoda!  LymeYoda had the strength to pop in on a Singapore hospital during her worldwide “Stick An IV In Me” Tour… just minutes after posing with KingD showing off that he’s now a judge on “Asia’s … Continue reading

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SuperLymeYoda’s BravoBlog: Can’t Read, Write OR Watch TV! But CAN Film A “Reality” Show And Take Selfies! KingD Said In 2013: Yoda’s Using The RHOBH And Her Lyme To Get Her Own Show

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NOTE:  LymeYoda is martyring herself for all the little people who don’t have the strength or the financial source to to hop on a plane and travel the world… such total BS. Hello Bravo lovers! I hope your year is … Continue reading

Dinner With DrunkOtis …

Aghast at her manners and DrunkOtis’ bad breeding!  Did DrunkO not know that it’s never polite to only talk to one side when invited as a dinner guest?  Just aghast at all the bad acting… especially the reaction shots of HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach!  Amazing that LymeYoda could actually remain in a seated position during filming…

Babyface… when he was just Kenny Edmonds… singing with The Deele!

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RHOBH Preview: Who’s Going To DrunkOtis’ HouseParty? Screw PumpMyStomach… Invite LindaThompsonJennerFoster!!!

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In the upcoming episode of the RHOBH, there is MORE explosive discussion between DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach… and PMS is keeping DrunkOtis in suspense as to whether she will show up at DrunkO’s newly-rented-just-for-Bravo house.  What’s the big deal? Who the … Continue reading

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The Big Stink… Over A Glimpse Of Alana’s Side Boob! Yoda’s Other “Model” Daughter Looks Tortured!

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Yoda’s model daughter showin’ her **GASP** side boob!   A stink over a side boob???  After THESE naked poses?? Yoda’s other “model” daughter looks positively torturously miserable in her latest “modeling” pose: Yoda has slid back comfortably into her LymeBed … Continue reading

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ANOTHER LOOK AT Yoda’s Total BS BravoBlog… And Her Message To Non-Model Daughter

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NOTE:  This item was originally published December 10 and the original can still be seen as you scroll down the homepage.  It is being reviewed again, as we’ve had several readers inquire about Yoda’s message to her non-model daughter, which … Continue reading

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Yoda’s Total BS BravoBlog… Wants To Share Her Parenting Story! Had It Not Been For Her Daughter’s DUI Splattered All Over The Media, Yoda Would NOT Be Sharing!

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After the usual blah, blah, blah about how much she loves DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach and how much she wanted to know HagfaceKyle better… Yoda gets to the phone call: When my phone rang and I heard David’s voice, I knew … Continue reading

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YODA’S Imperfect Daughter’s Arrest… Yoda Does NOT Know Her Depressed Non-Model Daughter!

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A trip aboard a yacht with HagfaceKyle turned into a nightmare vacation for Yolanda Foster on last night’s RHOBH when she learned her second “model” daughter had been arrested for a DUI.  All was going swimmingly on the yacht vacation before … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

WHEN Will Yoda Give HagfaceKyle’s HouseHusband The LemonListing?

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YODA’s $25 million (give or take $5) lemon house is still for sale with Chris Cortazzo… it’s time to turn the sale over to the greatest real estate agent EVER, MO-ritzeo!  It’s rumored that MO-ritzeo promised to sing his version of “LemonTree” to KingDavid when he gets the listing!  Ironic lyrics considering all the Yoda d-i-v-o-r-c-e rumors…

Yoda STILL Trying To Convince Viewers That RHOBH Is NOT Scripted! Puh-leeeze!!

The usual from YODA on KTLA…blah, blah blah Lyme… blah, blah, blah her husband… and, of course, her show is NOT scripted!

NOTE:  It’s time to give up on trying to convince viewers that the Housewives shows are not scripted.  These shows have been re-labeled several times; they’ve gone from “reality” to “semi-scripted” now “docu-drama”!  If you still do not believe that these shows are producer-induced and producer-run, read this item from December 29, 2011:  A Chat With RHOBH Producer DaveRupel.   The Housewives can say with a clear conscience that their show is “not scripted” because their words are reacting to a situation set up in advance by producers and with the Housewives’ approval!!  A better question to ALL Housewives would be:  Is your show a bona fide REALITY show?  The answers would be “NO”…

(Thanks “Jodi”!!)

THE REAL REASON WHY YODA WAS UPSET… When Hearing News About Arrested Daughter

Poor YODA!  It wasn’t even a year from the time she uttered these words until her daughter-Jello-who-doesn’t-want-to-be-a-model was arrested for underage drunk driving!  Yoda’s “holier than thou” pride was crushed.  It’s hard to live down these words she spoke to Shana:

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KingDavid Speaks! Wants To Smack Those Who Don’t Know About His Grammys!

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NOTE:  DavidFoster gives his annual interview to the CanadianPress to get some interest going for DavidFosterFoundation.  KingD chats about his many projects, including the plans to STILL bring his BettyBoop musical to Broadway… he’s only short about $15 million.   … Continue reading

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YODA’S INSANELY INSIPID BRAVO BLOG… Wants to keep her kids “humble, grounded, and hungry”

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Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers.  So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading