Excerpt from Yoda’s BravoBlog:
“I am excited to be blogging with and for you over the next couple of months. I love and appreciate the time you take to share your opinions, even though we might not always agree, I respect your freedom of speech and respect this blogging process.
I am asking in advance to please keep things classy because the most powerful debates are spoken in a clear and respectful manner. All seven of us are mommies of children that are existing in the social media world, so please be sensitive to the power of your thoughts and words.”
HUH??? These chicks knowingly and with forethought go into these contrived, scripted situations in exchange for receiving easy “reality” show money and perks. They are told to “bring the drama” by producers and obey that command. They willfully attack each other verbally and physically, trying to top each other with each glass thrown and face slapped! Who the hell does Yoda think she is to espouse from the top of her lemon grove to all the unwashed below to be “sensitive” because she and others are “mommies of children”!?
As a “mommy,” it is up to YOU to protect your children and to keep them OUT of your story line and OFF our TVs. SonjaMorgan can give you instructions.
If these Housewives are sensitive to their “kids” being bashed because THEY choose to put them on TV…here’s a very simple suggestion for you, Yoda, and for all the other Housewives who passively/aggressively say that they respect freedom of speech and then turn around to expect boundaries and your own rules to be placed on that freedom:
Decline that easy “reality” $$$ and get off TV.
YODA ADDS MORE INSULT TO INJURY:
“…we are seven very different but equally important woman “Important”? Important to whom? Yoda’s self-agrandizement knows no bounds!! that have feelings just like you but are willing to put ourselves out there to share and give you a peek into some of the most intimate moments of our lives.”
YODA leaves out the rest of her sentence…saying WHY she’s sharing her “most INTIMATE moments”:
…In exchange for CASH; all-expense-paid trips; being spokespersons for various causes and/or diseases for $$$; being paid for cross-promoting on other shows; writing books; selling romance; making jewelry; pushing wines; buying followers on twitter, FB and instagram to generate more income by mentioning products; making more $$$ for appearance fees; promoting relative’s careers; and, in Yoda’s case, putting up with the BH clowns with the hope of getting her very own “lifestyle” show!
What is utterly insulting about Yoda’s last statement is her assumption that no one else has ever experienced or has knowledge of what she has experienced and is “allowing” everyone just a little glance into her world… and the assumption that one should be grateful to her for sharing!
Yoda’s goal is to push her kids…especially “model” Alana!
Counting down to when Yoda will turn into MartyrLymeYoda… 3-2-1… aaaand the tweets of LymeYoda in a hospital room start! Even when she’s barely clinging to life, MartyrYoda will
make good TV share her life.. just for you!! Oh, the sacrifices she makes…
DrunkOtis makes her way to Yoda’s hilltop lemon house… which is STILL for sale… only to agree to take a walk with Yoda on the beach, which is ten miles away from Yoda’s lemon house. But, before they start their five-hour hike, KingDavid performs a sampling of the musical that he’s STILL working on… BettyBoop. Honestly, who the hell is going to see a musical about BettyBoop??? This must be KingDavid’s only way to get that backing for BettyBoopTheMusical, which he mentioned in one of his many interviews… the same interviews in which he states that the RHOBH are not real!
After the near-death-LymeDisease-ridden Yoda and DrunkOtis prance around to KingDavid’s piano playing, they start their long hike to the beach, but along the way, Yoda discovers a squatter on her property!!
It’s Crooks!! Selling Vicki’s old clothes from 1989!!
NOTE: Amazing that LymeYoda had such a conniption fit over pictures of her lemon house on SH showing that it was no where NEAR the beach… it’s obvious that no one wants her hilltop hacienda for $25 million!!
If you missed LemonYoda’s conniption fit about her lemon house… HERE…and Yoda’s nasty twitter attack HERE. Back in March, Trulia listed LymeYoda’s property as consisting of 3.18 acres, but the acreage is not mentioned In the updated listing.
Yoda apparently wants buyers to think they’re getting FOUR AND A HALF acres…why is Yoda lying about acreage??
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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon. Hagface will never find him! Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador… after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading
Alana (allegedly) was overheard chatting with other models saying that her mother better never stop bein’ on that show with those Housewives clowns… ’cause Alana doesn’t wanna be another “model” has-been at 18 like that Staub chick! Alana allegedly also said that she hates lemons and refuses to wear the color yellow on any of her modeling assignments!
The 18-year old model—who you might recognize as the daughter of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Yolanda Foster—opened and closed Jeremy Scott’s sporty show as well as walked in Desigual.
If you haven’t seen YODA’s $27.5 million house for sale… see SH February 11, 2014!
While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!
AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago! Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??
YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?
BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:
SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.
NOTE: Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!
How strange. How very strange.
Yolanda Foster obviously filmed this spot, which aired on GoodMorningAmerica this morning, to coincide with putting her over-inflated asking price of $27.5 million Malibu house up for sale PUBLICLY yesterday. IMO, selling her house is the REAL reason for the GMA spot… but, it will be chalked up as YODA performing a PSA for LymeDisease!
What is “strange” about YODA, her house sale and all the PR she’s doing???
The Foster’s Malibu house has been for sale PRIVATELY for the last several years…
- The fact that YODA’s brain has decreased to 40% capacity (her words… she probably meant to include the word “functioning”!)…. but, is still functioning well enough to handle interviews and more than likely continue on the RHOBH!
- her life is too stressful… but not stressful enough to stop interviews to sell her house!
- she just discovered that her daughters will no longer be living in the house…but, she knew that while attempting to privately sell her house for the past few years!
Even stranger… where is David Foster???? Kinda strange that KingD isn’t around to assist his stressed-out debilitated wife…
In this recent interview, YODA tells why she agreed to be a Beverly Hills Housewife.
YODA and KosherKyle are shown pickin’ lemons to prepare for the ten-day MasterCleanse. Whilst up in the lemon grove, you can see how far the Pacific really is and you can also hear the traffic… and that is with audio editing.
YODA also says that other women can live through her, ’cause others haven’t traveled the world or done anything that she’s done, lived or experienced. NOTE: We’re givin’ this delusional statement from YODA 3337464 eye rolls!
Highlights: at the 2:10 mark YODA explains that she lost 40% of her brain… at the 4:25 mark talks about her starring role on the Dutch version of the RHOBH. YODA says that her role on the Dutch Housewives show was to “inspire” women.
We at SH have been following YODA while she was on the Dutch Housewives show… one of our long-time reader/commenters “sd” travels to Holland on a regular basis and had been keeping all at SH apprised of YODA’s activities!
YODA on DutchHousewives show preparing for marriage to KingDave:
NOTE: IMO, and as stated before YODA was officially crowned the replacement for Camille Grammer, was shocked that DavidFoster would agree to be a part of another “reality” show, as “Princes of Malibu” was the last straw which led to the DavidFoster/LindaThompsonJennerFoster divorce.
Let’s take a look back at some statements which come directly from the parties involved… KingD and YODA!
On TheView in early 2013… KingD starts to chat about YODA’s “platform” on the RHOBH, which is to sell her “romance” illusion and products. KingD also says that YODA won’t get caught up in all that Housewives chaos… she’s above all that!
An earlier interview… from 2012! YODA swears that she’s never watched the RHOBH. And why should she??? YODA played the part for years on the Dutch version! At the 2:05 mark, KingD and YODA say that nothing will ever come between them, especially not a “reality” show!!!
What will YODA do??? Will YODA continue on the RHOBH even though her brain capacity has dwindled and she needs less stress in her life?? WHY would YODA want to re-up? The answer is VERY clear!
Here’s why YODA will continue: Like ALL of her colleagues, YODA has a vested interest in playing her part on the RHOBH. YODA has stuff she wants you to buy and also has an entire “lifestyle” she wants you to buy into! YODA’s whole schtick is based on her and KingD’s “romance”… which she wants eventually to evolve into her very own “reality” show based on her healthy, fit and romantic lifestyle.
Contrary to what YODA has stated on twitter re SH “trash talking” about her, ALL items re YODA and KingD are straight from their own mouths or from public information! SH requested YODA to point out ANY errors on any items re her on SH… as usual, YODA continues to “trash talk” about SH; however, has never pointed out any inaccuracies. ‘Cause there are none.
KingD said in this December 4, 2013 interview with a Toronto paper that YODA told him that all those BeverlyHills Housewives that she works with are “clowns” and that what YODA really wants is her own “lifestyle” show. IMO, it’s pretty clear that KingD views the RHOBH with a bit of contempt… could KingD have been goin’ along with YODA bein’ a BH Housewife until she lands her own show, at which time he could bow out??
David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:
“… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”
“She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that
(the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.
David then explains that Yolanda says that the RHOBH is a bunch of clowns… tryin’ to make a living:
“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is just a bunch of clowns trying to make a living,” he adds. It’s a show about nothing basically but people seem to like it.
Yolanda seems to enjoy it and I think she comes across very classy on the show and doesn’t really engage much in all the banter that goes on.“
Also in the mix for YODA’s consideration is keeping her daughter’s “modeling” careers going. Alana and the other one need to be associated with their mother’s “fame” to keep booking those “modeling” jobs… or they will shoot right down the model daughter’s of Housewives abyss ala “international modeling sensation” ChristineStaub!
There is something just not sitting right re YODA and her “official” reasons for selling off her dream Malibu house, especially the **insert eye rolls here** “I can’t take care of my five (but are actually three) ACRES of house”! Who the hell was taking care of the lemon house and acreage for the past several years?? YODA has been shown with plenty of help around her “estate”… so, we’re callin’ BS on that lame excuse!
Are the Foster’s preparing for divorce??? The bloom is definitely off that rose and perhaps that moldy vase water is beginning to smell… time to throw it out and start anew. IMO, all signs point in the divorce direction, however, we’ll just have to wait and see…
Why is YODA sellin’ her dream house??? She tells TheDish that it’s just too much house to take care of… and her kids are movin’ out:
“This is our dream home, but due to my battle with Lyme disease for the past two years I just don’t have the strength to run this almost 5-acre property anymore and should really focus on my recovery with as little stress as possible,” she says. NOTE: According to public property records, the house sits on a little over THREE acres. YODA must be doin’ that new CommonCore math!
GigiALANA moved to New York last July and my Bella will move this July, so it will be just the two of us with my 14-year-old son, Anwar.” NOTE: All of these reasons YODA state sound very logical. HOWEVER, this house was her and KingDave’s “DREAM” house. YODA knew that her kids were gonna be outta the house and YODA has been “recovering” from LymeDisease for two years. Just don’t make no sense!
Furthermore, HOW did YODA deal with the many homes she had while married to Mohamed…homes AND three young children???
YODA was super SUPER sensitive when “divorce” was mentioned…in fact, she had a conniption fit over the first SH item re her house (see link below), which originally stated that we doubted that divorce was the reason for the sale!! She swears that “divorce” has nothing to do with the house sale. Is YODA doth protesting too much??
NOTE: Since officially listing the CarbonCanyonRd house with a real estate agent, YODA has increased the asking price by a half $$ million, from an inflated $27 million to an even MORE inflated $27.5 million!… Click underlined to see MORE of the REAL pics of YODA’s house.
KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement! Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!
NOTE: YODA had a nightmare, too!! YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!! $26 million BELOW asking price!!! After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!! To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!