STOP THE PRESSES!!!! AND… DUH, who the hell didn’t see this one coming!!! “SuperRookieModel” loser Alana… daughter of LemonYoda… has “broken up” with her phony baloney for-PR-only-boyfriend, booted DWTS contestant, Cody Simpson!! Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid called … Continue reading
Why is YODA sellin’ her dream house??? She tells TheDish that it’s just too much house to take care of… and her kids are movin’ out:
“This is our dream home, but due to my battle with Lyme disease for the past two years I just don’t have the strength to run this almost 5-acre property anymore and should really focus on my recovery with as little stress as possible,” she says. NOTE: According to public property records, the house sits on a little over THREE acres. YODA must be doin’ that new CommonCore math!
GigiALANA moved to New York last July and my Bella will move this July, so it will be just the two of us with my 14-year-old son, Anwar.” NOTE: All of these reasons YODA state sound very logical. HOWEVER, this house was her and KingDave’s “DREAM” house. YODA knew that her kids were gonna be outta the house and YODA has been “recovering” from LymeDisease for two years. Just don’t make no sense!
Furthermore, HOW did YODA deal with the many homes she had while married to Mohamed…homes AND three young children???
YODA was super SUPER sensitive when “divorce” was mentioned…in fact, she had a conniption fit over the first SH item re her house (see link below), which originally stated that we doubted that divorce was the reason for the sale!! She swears that “divorce” has nothing to do with the house sale. Is YODA doth protesting too much??
NOTE: Since officially listing the CarbonCanyonRd house with a real estate agent, YODA has increased the asking price by a half $$ million, from an inflated $27 million to an even MORE inflated $27.5 million!… Click underlined to see MORE of the REAL pics of YODA’s house.
KingDave dreamt that YODA got every one of his three Grammys in a divorce settlement! Downgraded and financially devastated, KingDave was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!
NOTE: YODA had a nightmare, too!! YODA awoke sweaty and shaking after dreaming that her Malibu house was sold for $945,999!! $26 million BELOW asking price!!! After the BananasFosters divorce, the only offer for that traffic-noisy house was from one of YODA’s rabid fans, who only wanted an unlimited supply of lemons to look exactly like her idol, YODA!! To see what ConnieUnsellica bought…click on the underlined to see what YODA does NOT want you to see!!