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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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BubbaJax Laurita DUMPED By Signature Apparel Attorneys …For Not Paying Legal Fees!

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BubbaJax and the rest of their subhuman FEBUS clan have been notified by their attorneys representing them in their Signature Apparel bankruptcy case that they’ve dropped the Lauritas as clients.   The law firm has expressed that it might be … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

Which TIME Magazine Cover Is Better??

TIME Magazine has thrown on its cover another controversial first…a TransVegetable via EarlOfTaint!

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While the TransVegetable cover may be shocking, the MOST shocking TIME cover will forever be scorched in our brains…

The FEBUS Mommy cover!

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(Thanks to SH reader”HousewifeHoe”!! )

 

 

DING DING DING!! THERE IS A WINNER…The Biggest Azz On Reality TV Is…

Kimye Kartrashian thought SHE had the biggest azz on reality TV… but, MissAndy knows his azzes!!

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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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BUBBA JAX Explains WHY She Skipped RHONJ Reunion Show…Does NOT Mention Signature Lawsuit!

BubbaJax tweets the reasons WHY she there was an empty space on the sofa at the RHONJ reunion show: “Wasn’t at season3 reunion bc I was upset w/some people that I couldn’t discuss at reunion&was also during the height of … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… their very predictable phony trash talkin’ antics are BOOOOOORING.  The Housewives create chaos BEFORE their season starts AND when their season is ending…it’s all scheduled and so yawn-worthy. Here’s some stuff that’s goin’ … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted! UPDATED!!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… and it’s been too long since a “What’s Goin’ On In the REAL World” item!! Here’s what’s goin’ on in the REAL world: Sarah Palin was right! ‘After the Russian Army invaded the … Continue reading

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

FEBUS: TummyTuck Exploded… LapBand Snapped!!

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FEBUS wants everyone to cheer her on  in her weight loss battle

NOTE:  WHAT!?!?   Guess that tummy tuck exploded and that LapBand stretched out and snapped!

(Thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” and “GP”!!)

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Kim Zolciak… Manzoids… OC Housewife… LisaVPump’s New Restaurant…Sheree… Kenya Moore… DuckDynasty …MamaJoyce… UPDATE: KimZ Says ATL Housewives Are “Useless”

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KimZolciak’s new kids… very cute!  (The above from BrielleBiermann Instagram.) Despite reports to the contrary, Dina and FEBUS have not made nice… Dina on WWHL in 2012 says that RHONJ has changed everyone: New OC Housewife, Lizzie Rosvek, is a … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A retrospective of the best and funniest photoshopped RHONJ items!

 

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(Many thanks to SH readers “HousewifeHoe” “Maya” “Theo” “PMG” and “Jozy”!!!)

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: JuicyJoe Giudice In Court For Drivers License… SkankyJo 2014 Calendar… “Affluenza” Parents Scofflaws… DrunkOtis’ Story Line Done Before… FEBUS Christmas

JuicyJoe Giudice in court today for a status meeting with the judge.  No plea deal was reached; trial date set for January 6; no need for Tree to be there.  If found guilty at trial, Juicy is looking at a … Continue reading

RHONJ: THOSE OFFERS ARE ROLLIN’ IN FOR BUBBAJAX’ DAUGHTER!!

After hearing about BubbaJax’ daughter, Asslee Holmes, doin’ her “modeling”… offers from **cough, cough** legitimate sources started flooding in!!

Well, ONE started to drip in…

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: New Jersey…Febus FundRaising… NJ Hair Stylist…BubbaJax’ Daughter’s “Business Opportunity”

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A New Jersey winery has raised more than $5,000 to help rebuilding efforts after Superstorm Sandy thanks to brisk sales of a line of table wines with customizable labels.  NOTE:  All they could raise was $5,000???? A hair stylist who has … Continue reading

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! There’s A Winner In The Teresa Giudice “My JuicyJoe Can’t Be Deported” Caption Contest!!

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There were SO many great entries in the Teresa Giudice “My JuicyJoe Can’t Be Deported” Caption Contest!!   SOOO many that the selection committee had to put all the entries in one of JoeyMarcoGorga’s hats and just pick one! Thanks to … Continue reading

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IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!! … Atten-shun All Housewives… There’s A Sale Goin’ On At SH!!!… It’s A Bargain!… Which Housewives Will Be Smart Enough To Buy???

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There are people who said ‘screw that Thanksgiving dinner’ yesterday and stood in line to grab those bargains… it’s a tradition for some people. As mentioned three days ago, a “non-partisan” company is being paid $1 million to produce POSITIVE O-Care … Continue reading