#RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy

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RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy   Sonja is having a party in the Hamptons. Aviva is there. Ramona cancels. Sonja is mad at Ramona. Carole, Luann, and Ramona are at a Designer House breast cancer event. Ramona can’t … Continue reading



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Three things about this episode: 1. Slandering a person’s career is legally actionable. 2. Age-shaming women is abhorrent. 3. Attacking someone’s family is, too. Aviva claims this is the dumbest fight in Housewife history but I promise you, it’s not. … Continue reading



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While all the pre-scheduled twitter chit-chat between the Real Housewives of New York about Carole’s ghostwriter was goin’ on… …we were busy digging deep into the world of GHOSTWRITERS!! Payment of $1.95 was required, but it was well worth the … Continue reading



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This Blog Was Ghostwritten by Stephen King If you happened to read my Twitter feed over the weekend, then you know — a lot happened between seasons. Life keeps rolling after the cameras stop, and it impacts our relationships on … Continue reading


Carole is probabaly out celebrating St. Patrick’s Day…

We all hope that she is successful in her quest!!


Ramona Singer “Don’t Play For Cameras”…PT “Hates” Carole And Heather! PT Says Bravo Edited Her Book

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From TheNYDailyNews… Season six of “Real Housewives of New York” debuted Tuesday, but the show’s stars saved plenty of drama for Wednesday’s cast party, where the attire was business-cutthroat. Ramona Singer made sure that it’s known that she’s the only original … Continue reading

RHONY Season Six, Episode One Preview: Carole Radziwill ‘Splains Russ Breakup

RHONY Episode One Preview… yawn.


CAROLE RADZIWILL: Lee Radziwill Is STILL “Embarrassed” TWO Years Later!… ROL Picked Up NationalEnquirer Item From TWO Years Ago!… Carole’s Apt Tour VIDEO

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There is nothing new with any of the Housewives.  In fact, everything that can be said or done on these BOOOOORING Housewives shows have been said and done! To take this even further, there is really nothing new to write … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Official… RHONY Back For Season Six… March 11 at 9 pm

Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm.  SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!


Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin' After Ramoaner This Season

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin’ After Ramoaner This Season


PT HOUSEWIFE: “Snags” Big Time **Cough, Cough** Magazine Cover… Carole Radziwill Had Same Cover A Year Ago

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PT Housewife is all excited and proud of her very first magazine cover for BellaMagazine… a local NYC publication… which Carole Radziwill posed for last year at this time. PT Housewife explains why she’s on the Real Housewives of New … Continue reading

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

More photos at ThePIT’sFBPage



Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton



Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!


A ten-second ad for the upcoming season of the Real Housewives of New York.  Carole Radziwill calls out a “deranged” Housewife… could be any of them!!



HOUSEWIVES NEWS: EX-Wife MessySalami’s Pay-Per-View Wedding… Camille Grammer’s EX Charged “Impeding Breath”… Yolanda Foster “Walk of Fame” Question… Sonja Morgan “Lawsuit Reversal?”… Porsha Stewart On VERY Low End For Appearance Fee

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EX-DC Wife, Messy Salami is getting married to Journey band member, Neal Schon… and Messy thinks that anyone cares!   In fact, Messy thinks so many care that her and Neal’s wedding will be via “pay-per-view” on December 14!  The … Continue reading


KRISTEN TAEKMAN: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About New RHONY Housewife… Kristen’s Passion? Greeting Cards!… How Kristen REALLY Became a RHONY Housewife… Josh Taekman Talks About EBoost “Buy My Stuff”!!

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KRISTEN TAEKMAN at Mermaid Parade… That little blurb from NYPost re how Kristen Taekman was chosen to become the new face on the RHONY is seriously misguided. The NYPost item implies that MissAndy just took one look at Kristen and wanted … Continue reading


GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… And You Could Win!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed… The Winner Is… No One!!

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WHO IS THE OWNER OF THESE KNEES? Guess… and Yes!  Yes, YOU could win!!   ***This is a FIRST… SH readers were stumped! No one matched the knees, legs and shoes with the correct Housewife! The Housewife is Carole Radziwill! … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!… UPDATE… Housewife Revealed!!


Which Housewife could this be??

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NOT:  NayNay … Carole Radziwill … Tree Joodice … Yolanda Foster… Alexis Bellino… or Cynthia Bailey!

If you guessed Kim Richards… you would be correct!!



REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Camille Grammer “Still With GreekGuy”… “I Didn’t Do It” NayNay… Slade Smiley “HairModel”…JKrupa “Pre-Emptive Butt Shot”… JackKlugman “Ignored”… BFrankel “FrozenFace”…Kyle Richards “Scared of Brandi”… BigBrother

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All info included in “RH News” on SH are from reliable, verifiable sources… Camille Grammer is still with Dimwitri… and he’s actually wearin’ a suit!!!! Camille had sunthin’ to do with that!  Looks good in a suit, Camille!! Nene Leakes, … Continue reading

CAROLE RADZIWILL: Where… and WHEN… Will Carole Meet Her New Husband?

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Carole Radziwill recently got taken in by a “psychic” who told her that she would be meeting her next husband “in Europe while wearing a flowery dress.”  UH… OK.   “Europe” is a pretty big generalization and what are the details about the “flowery” dress??

Journalist Carole musta been too excited by the “psychic’s” words… so much so, that her “journalist” side slid swiftly south!  JournalistCarole asked no pertinent questions of this “psychic” and seemed a bit too satisfied with the “psychic’s” other-worldly capabilities.

OR, maybe Carole was simply stupifyingly shockingly speechlessly surprisingly stunned.   Yes, Carole’s “psychic” used the age-old, effective and very valid…”verbal” stun gun on Carole!

Those “psychics” can really pick up on their clients… especially after asking their clients questions such as:  “Does the letter “B” mean anything to you?”  “OK… how about the letter “D”?  “Hmmm… howz about the letter “R”?  “How about a vowel…”A”??

OR… making statements to their clients to pick up on their reactions; such as:  “I see blue…” “You were recently driving…”  “Your mother wants you to know…”  “Your grandfather wants you to watch out for…”  Saps who are not familiar with the games “psychics” play will give the “psychic” a lot to go on as the “psychic” watches carefully for their facial expression to change or to show any glimpse of emotion as they make general statements to their client.  The client will think the “psychic” is really REAL after they pick up on one reaction to a statement and run with it.  Quick example:  mentioning “mother” may elicit a look of sadness, indicating that “mother” is either ill or is deceased.

Somma these “psychics” use the automatic handwriting method… better known to the lay person as “SCRIBBLING” on a piece of paper… to fascinate clients into thinking that they are connecting with out-of-body spirits… and to buy themselves more time to think about which direction they should take in sharing the information gleaned from the client’s connections to the entities beyond this world!

Back to Carole!!

Actually, PollyPry was a more determined journalist than Carole!  (FYI:  PollyPry is from the MattStone/TreyParker play “Cannibal: The Musical”… off-Broadway play.  It was fantastically funny and should have gotten to Broadway.  Another example of the play being much better than the movie… but, if you haven’t seen the movie, find it and watch!!)

Some questions which should have come immediately to JournalistCarole’s questioning intellect:

  • Which COUNTRY in Europe will I meet my next husband?
  • What will HE be wearing?
  • Is he bald?
  • Does he speak Portuguese?
  • How many flowers should be on the dress I’m wearing?  (Carole bought a “flowery” dress AFTER listening to the “psychic”!)
  • In which month will I meet him?
  • What YEAR? (THIS was an essential “journalism” question… which JournalistCarole blanked on!)
  • Will this guy write a song for me?
  • Will this mystery man like being on a “reality” TV show?
  • If “Yes,” does he know anyone in Aerosmith?
  • Does he believe the ‘single shot’ JFK theory?
  • Will my future hubbend get along with Tripp?
  • Does my future hubbend use a straw to drink Fanta?  (This question will assure that the guy has a passport as Fanta is more popular than Coke or Pepsi in some parts of the world…)
  • Will my future hubbend pick up my mail for me?
  • Is my future hubbend a hair stylist?
  • Does my future hubbend already know MissAndy?
  • Can MFH (my future hubbend) tie nautical knots?
  • Does MFH know who Toby Jones is?
  • Does MFH have any outstanding warrants for his arrest?
  • Can MFH beat me at Scrabble?  Cribbage?  Hearts? Parcheesi?
  • Is MFH a member of the Maidstone? (VERY important question for NYers!)
  • How often does MFH visit his parole officer?  (Trick question!)
  • Does MFH own a tuxedo or does he rent?
  • How many ex-wives does MFH have?

Enough about what Carole SHOULDA asked her “psychic.”

Let’s take a look at how Carole will actually meet her future hubbend!

  • At 438 N Moore Street.  The location of the very secretive Tribeca Doomsday Preppers Club.
  • At the COSTCO in Queens while selecting her next read.  They both grab the last copy of the book, “Love… ItalianStyle”… their fingers touch; eyes lock; it’s love (Carole Falco IS Italian…).  It was worth drivin’ that ZipCar out to Queens!!
  • While doing some undercover investigative work for Willie Degel, Carole deliberately dumps steak sauce on her future hubbend.  (What idiot asks for steak sauce?!)  Her future hubbend is intrigued by Carole’s fearlessness and sparks fly!  **Sparks Steakhouse**   Oh, nevermind!
  • At Bed, Bath and Beyond.  Carole has been seen strolling around NYC with a 15-lb frozen turkey swaddled in a plaid cashmere blanket… which was placed gently in her new BugabooBuffalo stroller.  If it worked for PT Housewife, Carole KNOWS it will work for her!

NOTE:  Please use your psychic abilities…

What questions should Carole have posed to the “psychic”… and WHERE will Carole find her next hubbend???


HOUSEWIFE NEWS: Peggy Tanous “Knew” That Night!…Carole Radziwill…Cynthia Bailey Book…PT Housewife HouseTour…Melissa Gorga New Management.. PeteGiudice Pissed!

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Former Orange County Housewife, @PeggyTanous, just “had that feeling” when she shared the BravoClubhouse with MissAndy and Sean Avery!   (See Sean and Peggy’s June 2011 appearance… ) KKKelly Bensimon is sick and tired of BFrankel’s BS!  “I just want the record … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Hat Wearin’ Gorga… RHONJ Plastic Surgeon…Brandi Glanville… Adrienne Maloof… Teresa Giudice

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If you didn’t know by now… the whole Penny “thing,” which includes @Aarater and @bulldog_NJ (think @RoxyPoxyGirl) is to draw more atten-shun to the chaos of the RHONJ.  Clearly, Bravo has oversight of the Housewives BravoBlogs, their tweets, and other social media.  Is it any wonder that so many are BOOOOORED with these people?

It’s pretty obvious that JoeyMarcoGorga is copying DiCaprio with all the fancy hat switchin’

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The first runway show of its kind, a showcase for the plastic surgery of plastic surgeon Dr. Ramtin Kassir, premiered with celebrities including Danielle Staub and BubbaJax of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey to unveil their latest “work.”

BubbaJax now has some competition!  @BrandiGlanville is in the running for MasterTweeter!    OH… and according to Brandi BLEEEEECH! Glanville’s tweets, she continues her lovefest with YolandaFoster and LisaVanderpump is enemy #1.  Ridiculous… just more junk put out for the purpose of drawing attention to the RHOBH before their season premieres.  Just BOOOOORING…and so predictable.

One of our fave Housewives, Adrienne Magoof, has a brand new boyfriend.  Yes, Adrienne and Rod’s kid have called it quits.  OH, the news like who didn’t see that coming that those two are no longer an item is just heartbreaking!  BUT… Adrienne’s NEW boyfriend is Andy Hnilo, a model and “actor”!!!  A VERY BAD ACTOR… wonder if he’s used any of these lines on Magoof…a bit hard to watch the entire way through…

Tree Joodice attended the “Just Dance with Boy Meets Girl” fashion show at STYLE360 at the Metropolitan Pavilion last night with Gia and Milania…  Tree don’t take that little Appolonia… oops, Gabriella… anywhere!  We all know that these **cough, cough**  “stars” don’t go nowhere unless they are compensated in some way… did Tree get her preferred method of payment CASH or maybe some dance clothes for Gia?


Takin’ A SH Detour… BOOZE, FOOD AND FUN… Or Just Forget The Food!

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We’re takin’ a SH detour! Nuthin’ to do with those moronic Housewives… ‘cept that “boozy” is a favorite word of Real Housewives of New York’s Carole Radziwill and Carole is one of the more intelligent of the Wives.  Seems as … Continue reading

MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Kristen Johnston… SH Poll Results “Gorga Worst”… Carole Radziwill Talks With ORIGINAL Reality “Wife” Pat Loud From PBS’ “AmericanFamily”…

NYTimes:  An excellent piece on addiction by a member of MissAndy’s NYMediaMafia, Kristen Johnston.   NOTE: Agree with Ms. Johnston that education is needed… NOT “reality” shows which actually “normalize” drug users and teach viewers how to use drugs.


Drum roll, please!!!   The WORST singer is still from New Jersey!

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From September 2011… what a crock!!


NYTimes:  Carole Radziwill chats with the ORIGINAL reality show wife, Pat Loud from “American Family.”   NOTE:  Too much to summarize… this is a MUST READ!



From April 2012… the usual Q&A before the last season of the RHONY aired.  Expect the same before the new season of the RHONY airs!


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: New RHONY, Kristen Taekman… Sonja Morgan’s Burlesque

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Who is responsible for escorting the brand new New York Housewife into the wolverine den?  SquishySkweezy undergarment maker, Heather Thomson, has taken credit for throwin’ Kristen Taekman at RHONY viewers! If you were wonderin’ about Kristen, Heather Thomson tells Life&StyleMagazine … Continue reading


FROM THE SH ARCHIVES A YEAR AGO… TERESA GIUDICE: Tree in Chicago…Tree Says RHONJ Producers Give Her Lines!!!… The “Olive Garden” Jab At DonCaro Was From RHONJ Producer…VIDEO… And RHONY Might Be **GASP** Fake!

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NOTE:  The following post is germane (thank you, Heather Dull-BRO!) to the recent news that the Real Housewives of New York MIGHT be  *** GASP***  fake… phony… and fulla baloney!  A bystander reportedly saw Carole Radziwill and Heather Thomson filming … Continue reading