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RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy

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“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy

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“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex.   If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading

RHONY At The Racetrack…

On the next RHONY:  HWs **yawn** bet on horses… after they corral and embarrass the winning jockey of the Kentucky Derby.  And… Carole is full of crap.

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy

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  “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy   Luann, Heather, and Kristin go bathing suit shopping. Kristin rehashes her and Ramona’s mob sit down. Sonja invites the ladies to a doggie funeral. This reminds me of a story in … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy

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“The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy   Is this going to be another Aviva-free episode? SCORE! The Berkshires are a lot more fun when Ramona leaves. Watching the ladies, especially Sonja, try to do yoga hungover is hilarious. Thankfully Aviva … Continue reading

RHONY: Ramoaner Forced To Listen! … Ramoaner’s Hair Survives…

Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse.  Note to Ramoaner:  You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!

NOTE:  The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY.  Where was the blood?  Where was the cut lip?  Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!

 

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RHONY PREVIEW: Carole Needs Help From LuAnnie … REALLY???

On the RHONY:  Carole … who swears that she’s not on the RHONY to push her books (honest, she said that in a tweet!)… has taken over LuAnnie’s job as an advice-giver of all things proper.  What a piggy thing to do and what a slap in the face to LuAnnie!  Why didn’t Carole suggest to “Town And Country” that they use, as Carole says, the person who “wrote the book,” LuAnnie!?!?  What a crock!  Another ridiculous story line… one that was required to draw the demoted LuAnnie into the scene.  Yeah… we can see through all of this total TomFooleryFakery.  AND.. hey, Carole… get yourself some new hair and makeup people!  You’re not lookin’ too good there…’specially if you’re goin’ on a manhunt!

Bytheway… the source for everything in LuAnnie’s book and in Carole’s column has already been written decades ago by Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt.  Nuthin’ new there… move along!

 

We’re givin’ this preview 3399346643,003463463 CountessesOnACamel… just ’cause the humor with these “reality” shows has escaped… like the millions of microscopic air bubbles which are released at the very moment a cork is improperly popped from a champagne bottle.  (No one on TV knows the proper way to uncork a bottle… perhaps that could be a topic for Carole’s column…)

 

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ROHNY Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy

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Real Housewives of New York Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy   Ten minutes in and I have nothing to write about.  Ramona a is nuts and a bitch and threw a glass at Kristin and split her lip, but … Continue reading

RHONY Sneak Peek Part III: Carole And Her BeverlyHills Friends…

Carole cannot survive while remodeling in her NYC apartment is taking place… Carole retreats to her place in BeverlyHills.

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#RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy

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RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy   Sonja is having a party in the Hamptons. Aviva is there. Ramona cancels. Sonja is mad at Ramona. Carole, Luann, and Ramona are at a Designer House breast cancer event. Ramona can’t … Continue reading

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CAROLE RADZIWILL Blasts PT Housewife

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Three things about this episode: 1. Slandering a person’s career is legally actionable. 2. Age-shaming women is abhorrent. 3. Attacking someone’s family is, too. Aviva claims this is the dumbest fight in Housewife history but I promise you, it’s not. … Continue reading

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**SH EXCLUSIVE** CAROLE RADZIWILL’S REAL Ghostwriter IS FOUND!

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While all the pre-scheduled twitter chit-chat between the Real Housewives of New York about Carole’s ghostwriter was goin’ on… …we were busy digging deep into the world of GHOSTWRITERS!! Payment of $1.95 was required, but it was well worth the … Continue reading

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CAROLE RADZIWILL Blasts PT Housewife

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This Blog Was Ghostwritten by Stephen King If you happened to read my Twitter feed over the weekend, then you know — a lot happened between seasons. Life keeps rolling after the cameras stop, and it impacts our relationships on … Continue reading

CAROLE RADZIWILL’S GUIDE TO BEIN’ PARTICULARLY PICKY WHEN YOU’RE PICKIN’ UP GUYS!

Carole is probabaly out celebrating St. Patrick’s Day…

We all hope that she is successful in her quest!!

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Ramona Singer “Don’t Play For Cameras”…PT “Hates” Carole And Heather! PT Says Bravo Edited Her Book

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From TheNYDailyNews… Season six of “Real Housewives of New York” debuted Tuesday, but the show’s stars saved plenty of drama for Wednesday’s cast party, where the attire was business-cutthroat. Ramona Singer made sure that it’s known that she’s the only original … Continue reading

RHONY Season Six, Episode One Preview: Carole Radziwill ‘Splains Russ Breakup

RHONY Episode One Preview… yawn.

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CAROLE RADZIWILL: Lee Radziwill Is STILL “Embarrassed” TWO Years Later!… ROL Picked Up NationalEnquirer Item From TWO Years Ago!… Carole’s Apt Tour VIDEO

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There is nothing new with any of the Housewives.  In fact, everything that can be said or done on these BOOOOORING Housewives shows have been said and done! To take this even further, there is really nothing new to write … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: It’s Official… RHONY Back For Season Six… March 11 at 9 pm

Just move around the players and give them some new lines… the RHONY premieres March 11 at 9 pm.  SH readers knew the RHONY were comin’ back in March and not February back in November!

 

Yes, PoopyPiggyDaddy will appear…

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin' After Ramoaner This Season

POOPY PIGGY DADDY… Goin’ After Ramoaner This Season

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PT HOUSEWIFE: “Snags” Big Time **Cough, Cough** Magazine Cover… Carole Radziwill Had Same Cover A Year Ago

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PT Housewife is all excited and proud of her very first magazine cover for BellaMagazine… a local NYC publication… which Carole Radziwill posed for last year at this time. PT Housewife explains why she’s on the Real Housewives of New … Continue reading

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: “The Woman Is Deranged”…

A ten-second ad for the upcoming season of the Real Housewives of New York.  Carole Radziwill calls out a “deranged” Housewife… could be any of them!!

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: EX-Wife MessySalami’s Pay-Per-View Wedding… Camille Grammer’s EX Charged “Impeding Breath”… Yolanda Foster “Walk of Fame” Question… Sonja Morgan “Lawsuit Reversal?”… Porsha Stewart On VERY Low End For Appearance Fee

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EX-DC Wife, Messy Salami is getting married to Journey band member, Neal Schon… and Messy thinks that anyone cares!   In fact, Messy thinks so many care that her and Neal’s wedding will be via “pay-per-view” on December 14!  The … Continue reading