RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

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HOUSEHUSBAND JOSHY FINDS ANOTHER PRODUCT FOR TALLMARK TO PUSH… Ditches Her Card Organizers For Nail Polish!

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From Glamour: AAWWWWW… what a HouseHusband!!  Joshy found another product for his wife to push!!   “I really have this housewife situation where my son has obviously been in school for some time and my daughter’s not a baby anymore, … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The NY Housewife With Cheating HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This NYC Housewife caught her husband literally in bed with someone but still won’t leave the guy.

No wonder he cheats on her all the time and brings people back to their place. He has no fear of her leaving.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

MORE RIDICULOUS HOUSEWIFE BIKINI SHOTS… BFrankel And CaroleR

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We give these “Meet me on the beach at 2″ pre-planned bikini shots 9983636453535 Kens!

AND… 887360304763653553434 HFKyles!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 

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BFrankel Rules The RHONY…What The Hell Are They Wearing?

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BFrankel has taken over the RHONY.  BFrankel has assigned herself the “star” role in the RHONY pecking order.  As previously mentioned, BFrankel will be to blame when this season of the RHONY fails and praised IF this franchise lives after … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Swooning Over StevenTyler… And A Free Trip (Which Wasn’t Really A Free Gift From Loada)!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… Starring PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy

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Which Housewife Took Over After TeresaGiudice Was Cut From “Girl’s Night Out”?

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Who is the Housewife that was roped into taking over TeresaGiudice’s highly publicized appearance last night at the Indianapolis CircleCentreMall? As you know, Teresa’s PR people thought they could sneak Teresa past the glare of public opinion even after Teresa … Continue reading

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POOPY PIGGY SEX ADDICT DADDY… Blames Miss Andy And CaroleRadziwill For PT Houswife’s Demise

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“They should have never let Aviva go,” Teichner told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “The ratings were at 2 million, then down to 1.3 million.  And the only reason the ratings went up recently is because Aviva threw her leg.” “The reason Aviva … Continue reading

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MORE On RHONY Cast Shakeup… Ramoaner Demoted… Building Around HollaHeather, Carole And Tallmark

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From NYDailyNews… “The Real Housewives of New York City” has reportedly cast off one of its Housewives.  Aviva Drescher has been fired and her co-star, Ramona Singer, has been demoted to a recurring role, similar to LuAnn De Lesseps, who … Continue reading

Carole And Kristen Get Dumped… On!!

These two have to do SOMETHING to stay relevant!  Watch as Carole screams seconds before a drop of water connects with her head…

NOTE: Dumping water on someone’s head to get $10?  How about just writing a check?  

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RHONY Reunion To Be A Three-Parter

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As if watching the entire season of the RHONY wasn’t boring enough, Bravo has decided to extend the agony by making the RHONY reunion a three-parter! The reunion begins on Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm ET/PT as the ladies of … Continue reading

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PT HOUSEWIFE’S BravoBlog: Goes After Carole… Again!

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In the real world when a group of women are invited on a trip and one is not feeling well, the usual and appropriate response is, “Sorry you can’t come. Hope you feel better!” Generally among real-life friends there is … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy

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“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy

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“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe.   Did someone say “camel”??   Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator.  Sonja tells the … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy

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“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy

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“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex.   If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading

RHONY At The Racetrack…

On the next RHONY:  HWs **yawn** bet on horses… after they corral and embarrass the winning jockey of the Kentucky Derby.  And… Carole is full of crap.

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy

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  “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy   Luann, Heather, and Kristin go bathing suit shopping. Kristin rehashes her and Ramona’s mob sit down. Sonja invites the ladies to a doggie funeral. This reminds me of a story in … Continue reading