RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading →
Who is the Housewife that was roped into taking over TeresaGiudice’s highly publicized appearance last night at the Indianapolis CircleCentreMall? As you know, Teresa’s PR people thought they could sneak Teresa past the glare of public opinion even after Teresa … Continue reading →
“They should have never let Aviva go,” Teichner told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “The ratings were at 2 million, then down to 1.3 million. And the only reason the ratings went up recently is because Aviva threw her leg.” “The reason Aviva … Continue reading →
From NYDailyNews… “The Real Housewives of New York City” has reportedly cast off one of its Housewives. Aviva Drescher has been fired and her co-star, Ramona Singer, has been demoted to a recurring role, similar to LuAnn De Lesseps, who … Continue reading →
As if watching the entire season of the RHONY wasn’t boring enough, Bravo has decided to extend the agony by making the RHONY reunion a three-parter! The reunion begins on Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm ET/PT as the ladies of … Continue reading →
In the real world when a group of women are invited on a trip and one is not feeling well, the usual and appropriate response is, “Sorry you can’t come. Hope you feel better!” Generally among real-life friends there is … Continue reading →
“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading →
“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe. Did someone say “camel”?? Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator. Sonja tells the … Continue reading →
“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state? I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading →
“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading →
“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex. If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading →
A total BULLSH*T story: LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go. NOTE: Those Bravo contracts control everything. CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading →
“Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy Luann, Heather, and Kristin go bathing suit shopping. Kristin rehashes her and Ramona’s mob sit down. Sonja invites the ladies to a doggie funeral. This reminds me of a story in … Continue reading →
“The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy Is this going to be another Aviva-free episode? SCORE! The Berkshires are a lot more fun when Ramona leaves. Watching the ladies, especially Sonja, try to do yoga hungover is hilarious. Thankfully Aviva … Continue reading →
Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse. Note to Ramoaner: You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!
NOTE: The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY. Where was the blood? Where was the cut lip? Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!
On the RHONY: Carole … who swears that she’s not on the RHONY to push her books (honest, she said that in a tweet!)… has taken over LuAnnie’s job as an advice-giver of all things proper. What a piggy thing to do and what a slap in the face to LuAnnie! Why didn’t Carole suggest to “Town And Country” that they use, as Carole says, the person who “wrote the book,” LuAnnie!?!? What a crock! Another ridiculous story line… one that was required to draw the demoted LuAnnie into the scene. Yeah… we can see through all of this total TomFooleryFakery. AND.. hey, Carole… get yourself some new hair and makeup people! You’re not lookin’ too good there…’specially if you’re goin’ on a manhunt!
Bytheway… the source for everything in LuAnnie’s book and in Carole’s column has already been written decades ago by Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt. Nuthin’ new there… move along!
RHONY Carole Needs LuAnnie’s Help
We’re givin’ this preview 3399346643,003463463 CountessesOnACamel… just ’cause the humor with these “reality” shows has escaped… like the millions of microscopic air bubbles which are released at the very moment a cork is improperly popped from a champagne bottle. (No one on TV knows the proper way to uncork a bottle… perhaps that could be a topic for Carole’s column…)
Real Housewives of New York Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy Ten minutes in and I have nothing to write about. Ramona a is nuts and a bitch and threw a glass at Kristin and split her lip, but … Continue reading →
RHONY RECAP “Unforgivable Debt” by Sandi Duffy Sonja is having a party in the Hamptons. Aviva is there. Ramona cancels. Sonja is mad at Ramona. Carole, Luann, and Ramona are at a Designer House breast cancer event. Ramona can’t … Continue reading →
Three things about this episode: 1. Slandering a person’s career is legally actionable. 2. Age-shaming women is abhorrent. 3. Attacking someone’s family is, too. Aviva claims this is the dumbest fight in Housewife history but I promise you, it’s not. … Continue reading →
While all the pre-scheduled twitter chit-chat between the Real Housewives of New York about Carole’s ghostwriter was goin’ on… …we were busy digging deep into the world of GHOSTWRITERS!! Payment of $1.95 was required, but it was well worth the … Continue reading →