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Which Housewife Took Over After TeresaGiudice Was Cut From “Girl’s Night Out”?

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Who is the Housewife that was roped into taking over TeresaGiudice’s highly publicized appearance last night at the Indianapolis CircleCentreMall? As you know, Teresa’s PR people thought they could sneak Teresa past the glare of public opinion even after Teresa … Continue reading

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POOPY PIGGY SEX ADDICT DADDY… Blames Miss Andy And CaroleRadziwill For PT Houswife’s Demise

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“They should have never let Aviva go,” Teichner told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “The ratings were at 2 million, then down to 1.3 million.  And the only reason the ratings went up recently is because Aviva threw her leg.” “The reason Aviva … Continue reading

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MORE On RHONY Cast Shakeup… Ramoaner Demoted… Building Around HollaHeather, Carole And Tallmark

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From NYDailyNews… “The Real Housewives of New York City” has reportedly cast off one of its Housewives.  Aviva Drescher has been fired and her co-star, Ramona Singer, has been demoted to a recurring role, similar to LuAnn De Lesseps, who … Continue reading

Carole And Kristen Get Dumped… On!!

These two have to do SOMETHING to stay relevant!  Watch as Carole screams seconds before a drop of water connects with her head…

NOTE: Dumping water on someone’s head to get $10?  How about just writing a check?  

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RHONY Reunion To Be A Three-Parter

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As if watching the entire season of the RHONY wasn’t boring enough, Bravo has decided to extend the agony by making the RHONY reunion a three-parter! The reunion begins on Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm ET/PT as the ladies of … Continue reading

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PT HOUSEWIFE’S BravoBlog: Goes After Carole… Again!

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In the real world when a group of women are invited on a trip and one is not feeling well, the usual and appropriate response is, “Sorry you can’t come. Hope you feel better!” Generally among real-life friends there is … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy

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“Bury the Hatchet” by Sandi Duffy Kristin is pissed at Heather. Heather is drunk. Sonja’s boob pops out. The ladies go glamping. Sonja doesn’t want to go and tells Ramona to tell the ladies she has asthma, and I am … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap … “Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy

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“Go Yell It On The Mountain” by Sandi Duffy Part II of the NY Housewives degrading the state of Montana. Luann is sporting some major cameltoe.   Did someone say “camel”??   Sonja is rearranging the refrigerator.  Sonja tells the … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy

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“Ten Gallon Spats” by Sandi Duffy   The ladies are going to terrorize the beautiful state of Montana. Why Montana, why are you letting these women into your state?  I love Montana and a big part of me wants to … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy

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“Sex Lies And Facials” by Sandi Duffy So far, Sonja is drunk in Saratoga, Avery learns to drive, and Miss USA is at Luann’s charity fancy show. Apparently George slept with her. Raise your hand if you believe that story. … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy

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“Win, Place or Sonja” by Sandi Duffy Omg! I just can’t with George and his “fiancé”. Aviva has his “engagement” party at the Museum of Sex.   If I were Kristin, I would have slapped him in the face. And … Continue reading

RHONY At The Racetrack…

On the next RHONY:  HWs **yawn** bet on horses… after they corral and embarrass the winning jockey of the Kentucky Derby.  And… Carole is full of crap.

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy

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  “Requiem For A Poodle” by Sandi Duffy   Luann, Heather, and Kristin go bathing suit shopping. Kristin rehashes her and Ramona’s mob sit down. Sonja invites the ladies to a doggie funeral. This reminds me of a story in … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy

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“The Ramona Trap” by Sandi Duffy   Is this going to be another Aviva-free episode? SCORE! The Berkshires are a lot more fun when Ramona leaves. Watching the ladies, especially Sonja, try to do yoga hungover is hilarious. Thankfully Aviva … Continue reading

RHONY: Ramoaner Forced To Listen! … Ramoaner’s Hair Survives…

Ramoaner is blocked in at the restaurant and is forced to listen, as the NY Wives repeat the story of the alleged assault on Tallmark and Ramoaner’s flight from HollaHeather’sHouse.  Note to Ramoaner:  You coulda gone all Oklahoma on their azzes!!

NOTE:  The Tallmark assault was totally PHONY.  Where was the blood?  Where was the cut lip?  Watching the “Ramoaner hits Tallmark with Wine Glass” episode frame by frame, there was NO evidence of injury… NurseLuAnnie misdiagnosed!

 

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RHONY PREVIEW: Carole Needs Help From LuAnnie … REALLY???

On the RHONY:  Carole … who swears that she’s not on the RHONY to push her books (honest, she said that in a tweet!)… has taken over LuAnnie’s job as an advice-giver of all things proper.  What a piggy thing to do and what a slap in the face to LuAnnie!  Why didn’t Carole suggest to “Town And Country” that they use, as Carole says, the person who “wrote the book,” LuAnnie!?!?  What a crock!  Another ridiculous story line… one that was required to draw the demoted LuAnnie into the scene.  Yeah… we can see through all of this total TomFooleryFakery.  AND.. hey, Carole… get yourself some new hair and makeup people!  You’re not lookin’ too good there…’specially if you’re goin’ on a manhunt!

Bytheway… the source for everything in LuAnnie’s book and in Carole’s column has already been written decades ago by Emily Post and Amy Vanderbilt.  Nuthin’ new there… move along!

 

We’re givin’ this preview 3399346643,003463463 CountessesOnACamel… just ’cause the humor with these “reality” shows has escaped… like the millions of microscopic air bubbles which are released at the very moment a cork is improperly popped from a champagne bottle.  (No one on TV knows the proper way to uncork a bottle… perhaps that could be a topic for Carole’s column…)

 

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ROHNY Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy

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Real Housewives of New York Recap “Bon Voyage Ramona” by Sandi Duffy   Ten minutes in and I have nothing to write about.  Ramona a is nuts and a bitch and threw a glass at Kristin and split her lip, but … Continue reading

RHONY Sneak Peek Part III: Carole And Her BeverlyHills Friends…

Carole cannot survive while remodeling in her NYC apartment is taking place… Carole retreats to her place in BeverlyHills.