UPDATE: Charges Dropped In The Ridgewood Brawl… “StilletoGate”… RHONJ Viewers Punked Again!… UPDATE: BubbaJax Says She Didn’t Assault JTG!… JTG’s PHONY Legal Maneuver

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UPDATE SEPTEMBER 26, 2013:  ALL charges in the Ridgewood “StilettoGate” melee… to be featured on Sunday’s RHONJ finale… have been DROPPED.     YOU, the RHONJ viewers, have been officially PUNKED!!   Don’t know where these other “inside sources” get … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Elsa Foretells A Storm”… Karent Sierra’s Boyfriend Cheating?… DUH!

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From Bravo:   “Elsa Foretells A Storm”… The ladies of Miami are packing up for a quick weekend getaway to Bimini in the Bahamas. With relationships being questioned, this healing trip is meant for some fun, relaxation, and repairing friendships. … Continue reading


BLIND ITEM: Well, This Is A “Legally Blind” Item!… Guess The Housewife!

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From CDAN…  Blind Item… Well, not THAT blind!! “This real housewife recently went on vacation. She wants the world to think the family has plenty of money and that the luxury vacation proves it. Reality is that the vacation was paid for by a company in exchange for photos to be … Continue reading


PT HOUSEWIFE: Her BravoBlog…The “Human Pinata”…

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September 17, 2012  11:55 pm   Bravo…  PT is tryin’ to wring every bit of sympathy out of her dwindling “fans”… Greetings from the human piñata! But without candy falling out of my leg. It’s me, Aviva! Wait, did you … Continue reading


PT HOUSEWIFE: BravoBlog… Now Trying to BackTrack… “I Was A Jerk”…

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I was a jerk. It was a pretty tough week for me in St. Barths. I own all of my behavior and I am not going to blame anything on editing or some other BS excuse. I do want to … Continue reading


CAROLE RADZIWILL: Carole’s BravoBlog… Escaped “Alcatraz” To Stay With Russ… Carole Includes PR For Sister…

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September 4, 2012  10:45 am   Bravo… Do you get the feeling that everyone is off their meds this episode? I need a Xanax just watching it, we hadn’t seen until now. Does anyone have a Xanax? It inspired me, … Continue reading


CAROLE RADZIWILL: Carole’s BravoBlog…

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August 27, 2012  10:10 pm   Welcome to the Caribbean! You’ve waited some time for it. You’ve all taken the bumpy plane ride with us to get here and now I hope you enjoy your stay as much as I … Continue reading

Saratoga Springs Sidelined…

The following is posted as a warning public service for all of you who arranged to be at the Vapor Night Club in Saratoga Springs from 8 to 10 p.m. on Thursday, March 10 ….  So sorry to break the news to you, but your plans to mix and mingle with Teresa and Caroline, along with Albie and Chris, all from the Real Housewives of New Jersey have been CANCELLED!

Jersey Housewives at Vapor

But, good news… If you paid for your tickets, the casino is bending the rules and will give you a full refund.  Your $12 or $15 will be credited to your account ASAP.

Now, let’s break this down and try to figure out why this festive bash, which included a diamond necklace giveaway for those who stuck around after the Manzo/Joo-dice’s took off at 10 pm, was scrubbed.   There are a few theories as to why this event fell through…

No-shows at Vapor

…they did not pre-sell enough tickets to make it attractive enough for Tree, Caroline and her offspring to show up for two hours… at $12 or $15 per ticket, they needed to pre-sell a lot of tickets and the promoters probably thought that the ‘cute and cuddly’ Manzo boys would have the 21 to 30-year-old target crowd rushing to buy tickets, but that didn’t happen.  This proves that the majority of people don’t think that the Manzo ‘boys’ are that cute and cuddly… that’s why Vapor had to throw Tree and Caroline in the mix, but people don’t want to buy tickets to see them, either.

Too cute… uh, really… who thinks that??

…the trip to Punta Cana was marred by the altercation with the drunk in the bar who was assaulted by Tree either Caroline or Tree… this we know.   However, (and this is confidential information) all parties involved in the bar fight are being held by the Dominican Republic police until the man, whose skull was busted, has recovered enough to talk, so they cannot be in two places at one time and are still sunning at the Hard Rock in Punta Cana…

She did it!!!

…Juicy wanted to come along. Tree wanted to have a girl’s night out and relive the Punta Cana evening with Caroline, but Juicy can’t sell enough pizzas to cover Tree’s ever-growing legal fees.  Juicy phoned Vapor and told them that he has to escort Tree… Vapor immediately put out the cancellation notice.

Juicy getting ready to go to Vapor…

Vapor Nightclub even tried to give tickets away, but no one wanted  them…



Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Punta Cana Predicament

The Hard Rock all-inclusive Resort in Punta Cana… Caroline and Big Albie, third from right on the beach

The accommodations for the Real Housewives of New Jersey,  the Hard Rock Hotel Resort in the Dominican Republic:

“The massive complex of 121 acres, boasting more swimming pools than you can count on two hands and almost as many theme clubs and lounges, soft opens to guests on November 1, 2010, with it’s official grand opening coming next spring.   It’s an all-inclusive resort, of course, even though it’s the first all-inclusive Hard Rock Hotel. There’ll be photobooths and live performances all over the place, just be sure to budget for some extra playing in the “Vegas-style casino,” which will have 457 slots and 40 tables.  Enough of the public stuff…what do the actual rooms have?  Well, there’ll be “priceless” music memorabilia all over the darn place, and more so in the villas and Rockstar suites. In the latter, you don’t get a fish tank in your room; you get a jellyfish tank. And don’t forget the mandatory baby grand piano, custom pool table and outdoor fire pits. “


                                     Guess who smashed the guy’s head in with a bar glass??

So, which Housewife got into a heated argument with a male patron at the Hard Rock Resort lounge, hit him over the head with a bar glass and sent him to the hospital?   It’s been verified that there were two Housewives seen at the bar at the time of the incident:  Caroline Manzo and Tree Joo-dice.  Out of the two of them, which one would be the most likely to commit this act of aggression?  Well, I’m not naming names in this specific incident, but I’d like to see Tree go ballistic again.   Real Housewives of New Jersey viewers expect to see Tree go ca-razy at least once per season!

In the upcoming season, it’s been revealed that Tree got into it with her brother, Joe Gorga and his wife, the newest cast member of RHONJ, Melissa, at their son’s christening party and that alone would have filled the requirement for her once-a-season flip out, but this latest explosion gets my vote for the one to see.  Why?

                                                                                                         So sweet and nice… and if you fall for that, you’re a moronic idiot…

Let me gift you with a reasonable scenario:  Tree and Caroline are having nightcaps in the lounge before calling it a night.  Another guest of the Punta Cana Hard Rock Resort is doing the same.  They’ve all been in the lounge enjoying their cocktails, and as it’s an all-inclusive resort, the cocktails continue to replenish.  While enjoying the atmosphere and his drinks, the gentleman is trying to place where he’s seen the two women who are seated across the club room.  After his fourth straight scotch, he realizes that these two are from that show that his wife watches.  Being the gentleman that he is, he asks the server to take them a drink and introduces himself and the women invite him to sit at their table.  The three of them are having a wonderful conversation and as he is finishing up his fifth scotch, more pictures are swirling in his head; he can see the two women in various scenes from the TV show that his wife makes him watch and he can hear the scenes play out while he’s carrying on conversation.

                                                    ‘scuse me!  Do not talk about that bankruptcy stuff …

Right in the middle of Caroline talking about how Albie will be matriculating at Harvard Law School in 2020, the guy asks Tree if she’s the one who had the stuff in her house up for auction, how much did she get for all her crap and isn’t the guy that got screwed out of all that money by her husband also named Joe?

 What he saw right before she clobbered him over da head and he went down… poor guy!

Tree was livid, but just smiled her usual goofy smile and answered in her little baby voice that nothing in her house was sold and all of that is behind her now.  Caroline is still talking about Albie gettin’ into Harvard and how great an attorney he’s gonna be when the guy asks Tree if all of that stuff is true about her husband… that he now makes pizza and lives above the pizza shop with some chick named Tara and their little boy. WHOMP!!!

The guy didn’t know what hit him; he’s on the floor and Tree’s voice has changed back to her normal man-like gutteral yell and is screaching at him that none of that is true and how did he know about Tara; she’s standing over him ready to finish him off with a broken glass aimed right at his jugular when Caroline grabs Tree’s hand and shakes the glass to the floor, just missing the guy’s neck.  The server watched it all and calls for help… Tree and Caroline snake out of the lounge and get to their rooms.

                                                              Don’t ever say ‘Tara’ again…ever… ever… ever… ever.  Let me catch my breath.  OK.  Ever… ever… ever… ever… ever… ever…

Here’s the interesting teeny-tiny tidbit that I hadn’t heard before:  the entire scene was caught on camera! I just hope that Bravo doesn’t ummm… maybe accidentally erase the altercation or decide not to air it because of some ridiculous ‘liability’ dispute or because it’s part of an ongoing lawsuit or some frippy excuse such as that.   Can’t wait to see it…

Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Housewives…

A man was hospitalized after a glass was allegedly smashed on his head during a bar brawl involving several cast members from the Real Housewives Of New Jersey. The incident happened in the Dominican Republic where the reality stars and their partners were enjoying an adults only holiday. According to reports two of the cast members were sitting at the bar in the Hard Rock Hotel when they got into a heated argument with a male patron.

Scene of the crime: The Hard Rock Hotel in Dominican Republic

The discussion escalated and allegedly resulted in someone smashing a glass over a man’s head.  His injuries were so severe that he required immediate medical attention.

It is unknown which of the cast mates were involved in the alleged dispute.   No one knows for sure which housewives were involved, although sightings of Teresa and Caroline at the Hard Rock Bar that night have been reported.

Rage issues: During the first season Teresa Guidice flipped out at a ladies lunch tipped over the table