Gallery

IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted! UPDATED!!

This gallery contains 32 photos.

We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… and it’s been too long since a “What’s Goin’ On In the REAL World” item!! Here’s what’s goin’ on in the REAL world: Sarah Palin was right! ‘After the Russian Army invaded the … Continue reading

About these ads
Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Four, Episode Seventeen… “Lines In The Sand” by Sandi Duffy

This gallery contains 6 photos.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP “Lines In The Sand” by Sandi Duffy This is the episode where everyone turns on Lisa.  I still don’t see Lisa as the bad guy here.  Carlton got out of the trip to Puerto … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis Clears Up Rumors About Her Speech Impediment…Says She Has TMJ… And Blabs More About Her Ghostwritten Book

brandi tmj

DrunkOtis says the reason for her speech impediment is a bad case of TMJ… and then she blabs about how social media is ruining relationships.  UH… this coming from DrunkOtis who is winning the slot for a BubbaJax tweeter replacement!

Speakin’ of DrunkOtis’ tweets… she’s excited that she’s up to #65 on some Australian book list…

brandi tweet book

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Photo Recap: Season Four, Episode Fifteen… “Trail of Doubts”

This gallery contains 30 photos.

                  I love Mohamed THIS much!  I love his… um, hair!  And his… um, sweater!  And his… can I put my nose into that basket of carbs???          You’re an … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Why YODA Is Selling Her $27.5 Million House…REALLY???

YOLANDA FOSTER HOUSE STILL FOR SALE

Why is YODA sellin’ her dream house???  She tells TheDish that it’s just too much house to take care of… and her kids are movin’ out:

“This is our dream home, but due to my battle with Lyme disease for the past two years I just don’t have the strength to run this almost 5-acre property anymore and should really focus on my recovery with as little stress as possible,” she says. NOTE:  According to public property records, the house sits on a little over THREE acres.  YODA must be doin’ that new CommonCore math!

“My daughter Gigi ALANA moved to New York last July and my Bella will move this July, so it will be just the two of us with my 14-year-old son, Anwar.”  NOTE:  All of these reasons YODA state sound very logical.  HOWEVER, this house was her and KingDave’s “DREAM” house.  YODA knew that her kids were gonna be outta the house and YODA has been “recovering” from LymeDisease for two years.  Just don’t make no sense!  

Furthermore, HOW did YODA deal with the many homes she had while married to Mohamed…homes AND three young children??? 

YODA was super SUPER sensitive when “divorce” was mentioned…in fact, she had a conniption fit over the first SH item re her house (see link below), which originally stated that we doubted that divorce was the reason for the sale!!  She swears that “divorce” has nothing to do with the house sale.  Is YODA doth protesting too much??

rhobh yoda house stressful

NOTE:  Since officially listing the CarbonCanyonRd house with a real estate agent, YODA has increased the asking price by a half $$ million, from an inflated $27 million to an even MORE inflated $27.5 million!… Click underlined to see MORE of  the REAL pics of YODA’s house

 

Gallery

HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

This gallery contains 29 photos.

THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

Gallery

KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… “Touched”… Thinks DumbJoyce With A Gun Is “Hot”

This gallery contains 2 photos.

This week we get a glimpse into Brandi’s hometown and family. It was touching to see the moments between her father and her. I have never met her father, but I get the sense they are probably very similar and perhaps … Continue reading

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: DumbJoyce Giraud… FrontPorsha… BigGayRosie…Larsa Pippen…”Call The Paps” SkankyJo, Wretched, DumbJoyce… Camille Grammer On RHOBH?

This gallery contains 2 photos.

OH… what a shame!! EX-Miami Housewife, Larsa Pippen and husband, Scotty Pippen’s “reality” show rejected by WE TV.   “…the Pippens live a truly charmed life.  Add in her overbearing family and his clan from Arkansas, and this duo is … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: Let’s Learn How To Choke A Guy!

On the next RHOBH:  The BeverlyHillbillians learn how to choke a guy.   NOTE:  This ‘choking’ method would work… if the guy was sitting and did not move a muscle!  Otherwise, sorry ladies, but that guy is gonna smash you!    If these chicks wanted some REAL choking lessons, all they had to do was to watch Season Three of RHOA to see NayNay strangle KimZolciak!!  

 

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

ANDY DUMP THE HOUSEWIVES PG

CAMILLE GRAMMER: Dimitri In Court… Faces Possible Third Degree FELONY Charges

Good thing Camille Grammer ditched Dimwitri… no one can pronounce his name!!

Dimwitri is not lookin’ too good as he faces possible third-degree felony charges stemming from his assault on Camille back in October 2013.

 

NOTE:  Dimwitri’s brother is the “SilverCityRipper”… 

Gallery

DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

This gallery contains 11 photos.

MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

CAMILLE GRAMMER: Camille Gets Three-Year Restraining Order

YOLANDA'S NOT BOOTED, BUT WILL ACCEPT HER OFFER!  WILL ALSO CONSIDER CAMILLE'S AND ADRIENNE MAGOOF'S!!

Go on witcha bad self, Camille!!!  Dimwitri shoulda known better than to mess with Camille…

Camille Grammer has won a three-year restraining order against the ex-boyfriend she claims beat and suffocated her in a Texas hotel room.

A judge in Santa Monica, Calif., granted the extension today after Dimitri Charalambopoulos filed a counter-declaration Dec. 27 and denied roughing up the former “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star.

NOTE:  According to the NYDailyNews item… Dimwitri is now a fitness trainer!  Big step down from bein’ a TX attorney! 

 

Gallery

MORE HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Tamballs…Kyle Richards…Joyce Giraud… Camille Grammer… BubbaJax … Poll Results!… UPDATE: MamaJoyce Whining About “Bad Edit”

This gallery contains 6 photos.

Kandi Burruss’ mother, MamaJoyce, is pissed and surprised that she got the “bad edit”! “That upset me so bad,” Mama Joyce told Radar. “When they showed the scene of me walking into the house and seeing all the pictures of Todd … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

As the year 2013 ends, let’s take a look at somma the funniest photoshopped items featuring the RHOBH!

RHOBH pg

 

 

 

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Gallery

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK: What Was Goin’ On In December… One, Two and Three Years Ago!

This gallery contains 1 photo.

While looking for something else, got lost in the past! These are some of the interesting items discovered from around this time three years, two years and one year ago around this time, which you may have totally forgotten about… … Continue reading

Gallery

REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Camille Grammer… Brandi Glanville… Kim Richards…Phil Robertson Suspension Lifted…Kandi Burruss… “Skinny” Drink Sales Down

This gallery contains 1 photo.

Camille Grammer ain’t messin’ with her EX-boyfriend, Dimwitri.  Camille has filed court papers for a permanent restraining order which would prevent Dimwitri from being able to come anywhere near Camille indefinitely. Kandi Burruss ain’t goin’ the bikini-photo route… but, does issue … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**…MissAndy’s Christmas Card To SH Readers!!!

AWWWW… ain’t MissAndy thoughtful!!

Bravo Andy Christmas card to SH readers pg

 

 

FESTIVUS COUNT DOWN:  Five Days!!

festivus

SH **EXCLUSIVE**… JOAN COLLINS SLAMS FELLOW BRIT LISA VANDERPUMP!!

Fellow “ta-ta and Cheerio” Brit, the now-elderly Joan Collins, is tired of the comparison between her and Beverly Hills Housewife, LisaVanderPumperDumperLumperCarBumper…

RHOBH LisaVanderpump Joan Collins pg