HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LuAnnie Sellin’…Maloof’s Return?… Carlton v BFrankel… Slimey In Wretched’s Clothes…MORE!

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Countess LuAnnie has dropped the price of her Hamptons house from $9.995 to $8.995 million… Sheree Whitfield will be on WWHL with Kim Zolciak this Sunday… ANOTHER report of Adrienne Maloof’s possible return to the RHOBH… NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Rod’s Kid is … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Housewives And Other Stuff That We Really Don’t Care About…

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NayNay’s last gasp at bein’ a big Hollywood star and gettin’ outta Haterville will soon get that cancellation notice.  GLEE’s ratings have dipped to a new dismal low…  Hope NayNay uses that private number of TylerPerry!! Kandi Burruss gets her … Continue reading



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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading


IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… their very predictable phony trash talkin’ antics are BOOOOOORING.  The Housewives create chaos BEFORE their season starts AND when their season is ending…it’s all scheduled and so yawn-worthy. Here’s some stuff that’s goin’ … Continue reading



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CAMILLE is asked about her house…she’s still living there! What would Camille do???? Camille Grammer’s Malibu house is still for sale with ChrisCortazzo… for a reasonable $14.9 million.


IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted! UPDATED!!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… and it’s been too long since a “What’s Goin’ On In the REAL World” item!! Here’s what’s goin’ on in the REAL world: Sarah Palin was right! ‘After the Russian Army invaded the … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP: Season Four, Episode Seventeen… “Lines In The Sand” by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS RECAP “Lines In The Sand” by Sandi Duffy This is the episode where everyone turns on Lisa.  I still don’t see Lisa as the bad guy here.  Carlton got out of the trip to Puerto … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis Clears Up Rumors About Her Speech Impediment…Says She Has TMJ… And Blabs More About Her Ghostwritten Book

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DrunkOtis says the reason for her speech impediment is a bad case of TMJ… and then she blabs about how social media is ruining relationships.  UH… this coming from DrunkOtis who is winning the slot for a BubbaJax tweeter replacement!

Speakin’ of DrunkOtis’ tweets… she’s excited that she’s up to #65 on some Australian book list…

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Photo Recap: Season Four, Episode Fifteen… “Trail of Doubts”

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                  I love Mohamed THIS much!  I love his… um, hair!  And his… um, sweater!  And his… can I put my nose into that basket of carbs???          You’re an … Continue reading

YOLANDA FOSTER: Why YODA Is Selling Her $27.5 Million House…REALLY???


Why is YODA sellin’ her dream house???  She tells TheDish that it’s just too much house to take care of… and her kids are movin’ out:

“This is our dream home, but due to my battle with Lyme disease for the past two years I just don’t have the strength to run this almost 5-acre property anymore and should really focus on my recovery with as little stress as possible,” she says. NOTE:  According to public property records, the house sits on a little over THREE acres.  YODA must be doin’ that new CommonCore math!

“My daughter Gigi ALANA moved to New York last July and my Bella will move this July, so it will be just the two of us with my 14-year-old son, Anwar.”  NOTE:  All of these reasons YODA state sound very logical.  HOWEVER, this house was her and KingDave’s “DREAM” house.  YODA knew that her kids were gonna be outta the house and YODA has been “recovering” from LymeDisease for two years.  Just don’t make no sense!  

Furthermore, HOW did YODA deal with the many homes she had while married to Mohamed…homes AND three young children??? 

YODA was super SUPER sensitive when “divorce” was mentioned…in fact, she had a conniption fit over the first SH item re her house (see link below), which originally stated that we doubted that divorce was the reason for the sale!!  She swears that “divorce” has nothing to do with the house sale.  Is YODA doth protesting too much??

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NOTE:  Since officially listing the CarbonCanyonRd house with a real estate agent, YODA has increased the asking price by a half $$ million, from an inflated $27 million to an even MORE inflated $27.5 million!… Click underlined to see MORE of  the REAL pics of YODA’s house



HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading


KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… “Touched”… Thinks DumbJoyce With A Gun Is “Hot”

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This week we get a glimpse into Brandi’s hometown and family. It was touching to see the moments between her father and her. I have never met her father, but I get the sense they are probably very similar and perhaps … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: DumbJoyce Giraud… FrontPorsha… BigGayRosie…Larsa Pippen…”Call The Paps” SkankyJo, Wretched, DumbJoyce… Camille Grammer On RHOBH?

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OH… what a shame!! EX-Miami Housewife, Larsa Pippen and husband, Scotty Pippen’s “reality” show rejected by WE TV.   “…the Pippens live a truly charmed life.  Add in her overbearing family and his clan from Arkansas, and this duo is … Continue reading


On the next RHOBH:  The BeverlyHillbillians learn how to choke a guy.   NOTE:  This ‘choking’ method would work… if the guy was sitting and did not move a muscle!  Otherwise, sorry ladies, but that guy is gonna smash you!    If these chicks wanted some REAL choking lessons, all they had to do was to watch Season Three of RHOA to see NayNay strangle KimZolciak!!  


SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!


CAMILLE GRAMMER: Dimitri In Court… Faces Possible Third Degree FELONY Charges

Good thing Camille Grammer ditched Dimwitri… no one can pronounce his name!!

Dimwitri is not lookin’ too good as he faces possible third-degree felony charges stemming from his assault on Camille back in October 2013.


NOTE:  Dimwitri’s brother is the “SilverCityRipper”… 


DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

CAMILLE GRAMMER: Camille Gets Three-Year Restraining Order


Go on witcha bad self, Camille!!!  Dimwitri shoulda known better than to mess with Camille…

Camille Grammer has won a three-year restraining order against the ex-boyfriend she claims beat and suffocated her in a Texas hotel room.

A judge in Santa Monica, Calif., granted the extension today after Dimitri Charalambopoulos filed a counter-declaration Dec. 27 and denied roughing up the former “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star.

NOTE:  According to the NYDailyNews item… Dimwitri is now a fitness trainer!  Big step down from bein’ a TX attorney! 



MORE HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Tamballs…Kyle Richards…Joyce Giraud… Camille Grammer… BubbaJax … Poll Results!… UPDATE: MamaJoyce Whining About “Bad Edit”

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Kandi Burruss’ mother, MamaJoyce, is pissed and surprised that she got the “bad edit”! “That upset me so bad,” Mama Joyce told Radar. “When they showed the scene of me walking into the house and seeing all the pictures of Todd … Continue reading