GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s GameNight! AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Invites Herself To Hawaii!

Poor AlienShapeShifterPam DanaWilkey!  PamDana really tried to weasel an invite out of Camille, but Camille didn’t bite…all the while Kimbecile and HagfaceKyle are “cleaning” PamDana’s bathroom!

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Swooning Over StevenTyler… And A Free Trip (Which Wasn’t Really A Free Gift From Loada)!

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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE BORED WITH THESE MORONIC HOUSEWIVES… On to HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog: Yolanda invited us all to do the Fantastic Race. I had no clue what we were in for. When we arrived, I was happy and relieved … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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SH “HIT AND RUN” BravoTV Desperate… Now Offering Contests! PTHousewife Really Broke! Much MORE!!

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Bravo is so desperate for viewers that they are now offering contests!!  This one in association with the RHOBH is to win a Jeep and a trip to LA: Showcase your renegade spirit by sharing a pic using the hashtag … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

RHOBH Scavenger Hunt… Part I

Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt.  Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!! 

Loada’s Scavenger Hunt… Part II

Filming the scavenger hunt scenes took a total of sixteen days!  

Every few hours of the hunt, Loada demanded that she be whisked away to the nearest hospital to rest… and to get one of her “stick an IV in me” shots to send out to all of her LymeFace followers.  Needless to say, the rest of the Housewives were more pissed off than what was shown in their CameraComments!

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHOBH MalibuBeachHouse Party!

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Look Inside! Shane Keough…SkankyJo… LuAnn Crowing About RHONY… Alana Eats A Burger…KimRichards TV Show “Where’s Larry” …Mohamed Hadid Sued…Tamballs In 80’s Dance Video!

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  Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty.  Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

New Bravo-Inspired Cards! Send To Your Favorite Housewife!

Suggested Recipients:   Housewives, Housewives Fans or anyone who aspires to be just like a Housewife!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: The RHOBH Dinner From Hell

The RHOBH Dinner From Hell at CamilleGrammer’s still unsold Malibu house… back when the dinner parties were “suggested” and not scripted.  Camille is such a troublemaker… she’s getting back at them all, but using DuBois to do her dirty work!  Camille is the smartest Housewife… ever.   Being manipulative and knowing that she has the upper hand are just two of her “smartest” characteristics.  

Extra bonus…PumpMyStomach BEFORE plastic surgery!  

BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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ORIGINAL BeverlyHillbilly Dead At 81

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   The Beverly Hillbillies star Donna Douglas has died at 81. The actress, who played Elly May Clampett on the beloved 1960s TV series, passed away Thursday at her home in Louisiana surrounded by her friends and family. NOTE:  The RHOBH … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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Camille Grammer Drops House Price

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Camille Grammer mentioned on the RHOBH that she’s still trying to sell her Malibu house. This weekend, she lowered her asking price by $1 million. Now listed for $13.995 million, Grammer’s home has been on and off the market since 2012. … Continue reading

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YODA’S INSANELY INSIPID BRAVO BLOG… Wants to keep her kids “humble, grounded, and hungry”

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Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers.  So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading