Here’s the REAL story: Back in 2011, MENSA rejects MO-ritzeo and his future Agency partners, Billy Rose and Blair Chang, were shooting paper clips at pictures of their boss Rick Hilton… the rest is history!
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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS???? This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment… YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)
Adrienne looked so much better when she was with Rod’s kid… YIKES!! Heard Jacob was over visiting Magoof’s neighbor, ParisHilton, when Magoof isn’t looking.
HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:
After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.
The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.
All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak. Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find. The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley. HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.
Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found. KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris. MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!
Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face. PMS knew it was coming…
DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.
KingDavid makes an appearance with the clowns of Beverly Hills, who are just as ridiculously disgusting as their NJ subhuman counterparts. Not even interested in watching this dreckish garbage…
KingDavid has said numerous times that his wife is ONLY on the RHOBH to slide into her own lifestyle show and that she is the voice of reason among the clowns with which she’s forced to appear.
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The article from EntertainmentWeekly asking if we’re tired of “reality” TV is not at all surprising. We’ve been saying the very same, but specifically about the Housewives franchises for at least a year. With the Bravo debacle, the RHONJ, wrapping up … Continue reading
“This long ago C list mostly movie actress turned A list reality star for an A list franchise has been trying to hook up with the ex-husband of a former cast mate to add to her story line for the upcoming season.”
Housewife: CAMILLE GRAMMER Ex-Husband: PAUL NASSIF
This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …
…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.
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“Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Yolanda Hadid and Brandi Glanville are each earning the most at $500,000,” a Bravo insider reveals. “Kim Richards and newcomer Lisa Rinna will be making $450,000.” “Bravo loves the nucleus of these four women, even when … Continue reading
LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.
Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”
(Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis” “Lux” “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)