DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH! The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.
Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!? HARRY HAMLIN!!
HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!! And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…
Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt. Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!!
Filming the scavenger hunt scenes took a total of sixteen days!
Every few hours of the hunt, Loada demanded that she be whisked away to the nearest hospital to rest… and to get one of her “stick an IV in me” shots to send out to all of her LymeFace followers. Needless to say, the rest of the Housewives were more pissed off than what was shown in their CameraComments!
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The Real Housewives on Bravo Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading
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Jeana Keough’s son has had it selling real estate in OrangeCounty. Sean Keough has ditched OC for bigger real estate horizons in LasVegas…and to be with his girlfriend, MissNevada. SkankyJo does more bikini shots… Speaking of SkankyJo… Mohammerhead is … Continue reading
The RHOBH Dinner From Hell at CamilleGrammer’s still unsold Malibu house… back when the dinner parties were “suggested” and not scripted. Camille is such a troublemaker… she’s getting back at them all, but using DuBois to do her dirty work! Camille is the smartest Housewife… ever. Being manipulative and knowing that she has the upper hand are just two of her “smartest” characteristics.
Extra bonus…PumpMyStomach BEFORE plastic surgery!
Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!
“She is in debt and owes over $100,000. She thinks the tape would pay that off. She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”
Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!
NOTE: Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes. Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape. Claudia says it’s not her!
EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company! Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia?? NONE!! Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!
MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!
The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…
HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly. Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.
Crooks is off to another game with his brother!! Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey?? Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos! Too late, Crooks!
Yoda does lyme face! Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!
DrunkOtis’ dream has come true. Too bad no one will be watching!
A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party. VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!
I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.
If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.
More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!
“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”
Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s! RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation. CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.
WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!
BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.
CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii. Go Camille!!
(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)
‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.” DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.
We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:
Here’s the REAL story: Back in 2011, MENSA rejects MO-ritzeo and his future Agency partners, Billy Rose and Blair Chang, were shooting paper clips at pictures of their boss Rick Hilton… the rest is history!
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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS???? This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment… YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)