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PT HOUSEWIFE Scathing Personal Book Review… PiggyDaddy Has Druggie Kid

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PT Housewife has a few customer reviews at Amazon.com for her book… THIS review seems to have some personal information re PT Housewife… the writer states they’re from Washington DC, where Harry Dubin’s family is from. Harry Dubin is the son … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Engineering Marvels… And Dog Shaming

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While looking for something else…came upon these “engineering marvels”! ENGINEERING MARVELS of 2012… DOG SHAMING… (Thanks to SH reader “JoshL”!!)

Takin’ A SH Detour!! … Where Were You On Black Friday? … Atten-Shun Housewives: PR Deal Still Offered!

Sorry, still don’t get it.   What the hell is wrong with these people????

Why are people fighting each other over crap material goods????  These BlackFriday WalMartians are throwin’ punches over a damn TV!  A TV that will probably either break or be busted up… or be antiquated in a year!

If you weren’t there, you can relive the excitement, the thrill, the utter anticipation of the seconds after those doors open… on Black Friday 2013!

 

The BlackFriday offer to ALL the Housewives still stands!!  We know you’re reading this, all you Housewives!!  Which Housewife will take SH up on this fabulous PR deal??

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! WINNERS OF THE SH CAPTION CONTEST: Juicy Joe Giudice… What Is He Thinking???

THERE WERE TWO WINNERS … 

AND SEVERAL HONORABLE MENTIONS!!

I wanted to get Tree somethin’ really nice for Christmas, like that 30-carat diamond she’s been askin’ for, but now I’ll have to get her…

THANK YOU, "BUCK HENRY"!

THANK YOU, “BUCK HENRY”!

THANK YOU "SCHAUDENFRAUDE KEEPS ME COMING BACK FOR MORE"!!

THANK YOU “SCHAUDENFRAUDE KEEPS ME COMING BACK FOR MORE”!!

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Thanks to all for their creative works!!   Take a bow…

 

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis on WWHL… Spills It About Joanna Krupa And Mohamed Hadid

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This comes as NO surprise… that Yolanda Foster’s EX-husband is “friends” with SkankyJo Krupa. What is surprising is Adriana de MouraWhateverHerNameIsNow being so quick to bring up SkankyJo’s dalliance with Yolanda Foster’s EX-Husband, Mohamed.   Adriana is the Tamballs of … Continue reading

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RHOBH Season Four Premiere Episode… Preview Part IV… Kyle Richards’ Store Gets Some Attention…

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HagfaceKyle’s store gets some attention on this season of the RHOBH… more than her sister’s consignment store! Just hope that there’s not a spinoff featuring HagfaceKyle and her “sexy” store employees… Manhands gets to open the new boxa frocks first!! … Continue reading

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RHONJ REUNION FASHIONS: Where Did Manzoid And BubbaJax Get Their Hideous Reunion Dresses??… Creations From PrinceAlbie’s EX!!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED SEPTEMBER 30… Yes, that horrendous dress was made by PrinceAlbie’s EX!  A “fashion/expert/designer”??  She’s as much a fashionista as LapBandLauren is a supermodel! OH MY GAWD!!  DonCaro must be really wantin’ PrinceAlbie’s EX to stick around!  Otherwise, why … Continue reading

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**…GRETCHEN ROSSI BOUNCES BACK WITH NEW “REALITY SHOW” GIG THAT TAMBALLS TRIED OUT FOR!… NO SLADE!… FILMING “GUESTS” VICKI AND HEATHER D!

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WretchedBLEEEEEECH!Rossi didn’t waste no time in using her feminine wiles/ways/whateva to land a spot on another reality show!  On the advice of  “will do anything for MissAndy/Bravo” Tamballs, Wretched took off to Michigan WITHOUT Slade and is presently filming her new … Continue reading

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RHONJ Contract: NOT A HOUSEWIVES Contract… Standard Appearance Waiver… FOR Unpaid Appearances…

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What an opportune time for someone to “LEAK” an actual Braov/SirensMedia RHONJ Housewives APPEARANCE  contract!!  This is another PR move for RHONJ finale ratings. Do you really think that SirensMedia would let one of these UNSIGNED appearance contracts slip outta their hands?? … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!… One Word Essays… Happy Sunday!!

 Happy Sunday!! Determination    Hope    Contemplation    True Love    Excitement    Security    Scary    Adventure    Contentment    Longevity    Curiosity    Heroism    Aspirations    Confusion    Honor    Accomplishment    Perseverance    Whimsy    Companionship … Continue reading

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MORE “Kinda” Housewives News! … Gorgas…Teresa Guidice … HoneyBooBoo… BIG BROTHER!!!

News for da Gorgas!!  Many married men polled said they stopped caring about their looks 26 months after the wedding.   Hmmmm… just a bit over the two year mark!  Does JoGo realize he can now stop wearin’ that annoying ever-changing … Continue reading

MANZOIDS: “Hard-Workin” Spawn Speakin’ At Lehigh… Lehigh Marketing Dept Sponsoring a ‘Zoid!… UPDATE… Wants To “Unload” Black…Thinks He’s Gonna Sell To COKE!

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Who in their ever-lovin’ pea brain at LEHIGH UNIVERSITY’S Marketing Dept came up with this?  Looks like PrinceAlbie is now on the lecture circuit!

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DonCaro’s “hard-workin’ son” is scheduled to speak to Lehigh U students this afternoon about all his bizness experience!  His appearance is being sponsored by the LehighU Marketing Dept!

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Albie Manzo, son of one of the housewives, Caroline Manzo, will be talking about marketing blk. water today at 4:10 pm in Perella Auditorium.

Any LehighU students out there to record this “expert” who will share his wisdom?   BUT, the “event” is free and open to the public!  We’d ALL love to know how he’s marketing that black stuff!!

OH!  Here’s the person to contact!

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@LehighBusiness AND @LehighU are PROUDLY tweeting about this!  

Oh… poor, delusional ‘zoid!!   In this “official” release, lil ‘zoid says:

Manzo’s ultimate goal for the blk. water brand is to unload it, but to start having that conversation, sales will need to his $10 million.   “I want to see it sold,” he said. “I want to make it Coke’s problem.”

(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” and “kas6787″!!!)

JOE GORGA: “Things Nobody Knew”…

The man of many hats, JoeyMarco Gorga, smashed that glass with a vengeance after the last group therapy session at Miraval… he threw that glass seething with animosity, hostility and rancor after he said there were some “things nobody knew” during his chat with Tree:

WHAT possible “secrets” could there be about JMG?  Is he’s referring to the ALLEGED rape accusations…  “Joe actually had charges pressed against him for rape back in the day, but his family pressured the girl to drop the suit.” … made in those “Damn Melissa Emails“???

(Thanks to SH readers “MP” and “cybraxis”!!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Things That Might Affect Your Everday REAL Life!… Student Loans And Facebook… Miraval Spa Distances From RHONJ… Melissa Gorga Flower Girl!

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 Not everyone needs to go to college… Einstein could have done without it!! A perfect time to remind everyone about those diabolical FAFSA-filled-out gubment STUDENT LOANS!  If you’re stuck with that debt and working to pay it off, this may … Continue reading

MELISSA GORGA: Singin’ and Prancin’ and Stumblin’… AND Mumblin’ When Asked How She Got Johnny Wright As Manager…

Is there sunnthin’ goin’ on wit Melissa Gorga and her new management, Johnny Wright? When asked how she got Johnny as her manager, MeGo really doesn’t answer… watch how she stumbles.  She blabs sunnthin’ about AKON… and tries to think of sunnthin’ else to say.   What does JoeyMarco Gorga think about Johnny Wright?  Hmmmm….

And then, be prepared for her latest “Never Let MeGo”… is “MeGo” readin’ SH?  Of course!!  **Warning** **Warning** Before listening to MeGo, please locate your closest ER facility… have them prepare that morphine drip!!

Taken down by request…

(Thanks to SH reader “Mel”!!!)

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!… A Long OverDue Detour!!

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 NOTE:  We’re takin’ a detour… a detour away from those moronic Housewives!  A detour which has been long overdue!  Let’s visit those Wal-Mart people!!  BUT, before visiting… Personnel  Manager:  “What is your greatest weakness?” Old  Man:  “Honesty.” Personnel Manager:  “I … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: Feds Want Un-Aired RHONJ Footage… Tree and Juicy Remain Calm… Bravo NOT Happy… DUH!

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Immediately after Tree and Juicy gave their “not guilty” plea in Federal court, prosecutors subpoenaed Bravo to hand over all extra RHONJ footage.  NOTE:  This is very normal procedure… just a part of the discovery process.  “For every hour that … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!… UPDATE: Housewife Revealed!

Which Housewife is wearin’ these sandals?

Guess The Housewife

 

IT’S KOOKOOKELLY KILLOREN BENSIMON!!!

Kelly Bensimon seen out and about in New York City

NOTE to BSL:  This is NOT Adrienne Maloof!! 

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES February 2011: Kim Granatell’s MysteryMusing… How Do They Get Away With It??

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ORIGINALLY POSTED February 15, 2011…   BY KIM GRANATELL KEEPIN’ IT REAL WITH KIM G I so often talk about this subject and wonder about two things: 1) How does one sleep at night and 2) How do they get … Continue reading

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TERESA GIUDICE, JOE GIUDICE: What Will Happen To The Joodices???… The Top Three Questions… It’s a Hard-Knock Housewives Life!

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The top three questions re the Joodices. Ex-RHONY says the Joodices will have to become professional “reality” show people… which is precisely what Silex had done!  However, those “reality” show gigs for ex-Housewives are drying up! KimZ says that being … Continue reading