TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! “Friends Happen”… Musical Guest “War”

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Takin’ a DETOUR… far away from those phony baloney fake-battling moronic Housewives!  Let’s look at some REAL friends… After spending a lot of time alone in the same room of the owners house, they grew fond of each other. The … Continue reading


FOR ALL SH READERS! IT’S DETOUR TIME: Takin’ A SH Detour!… Into The REAL WORLD…Bizarro World!!

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Time to take a detour… away from the moronic musings of the many miserable morose Housewives!! But first… Bravo has NOT put out a press release braggin’ about its booming ratings since January 29, 2013.  This can only mean one … Continue reading


For All SH Readers… TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!!: Why We LOVE Kyle’s Husband… JOHN TURTURRO!!!

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Everybody knows… said like Phaedra Parks… that John Turturro is on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, playing HagfaceLizardLipLickin’ Kyle Richards’ husband. We feel simply terrible that THE John Turturro had take a part in a “reality” show…. a role … Continue reading


FROM THE SH ARCHIVES 1.18.12… Real Housewives of New York: Alex McCord… PUTS BRAVO AND RHONY ON BLAST!!!… UPDATE: What’s Happened Since Silex Got Da BravoBoot

January 18, 2012  3:10 pm  Simon van Kempen:  “Is that Andy calling again???  Hang up on him, Alex… he bores me.” From the NYPost: “Alex McCord and leather-pants-loving hubby Simon van Kempen have blasted their former Bravo series as a “train wreck” and … Continue reading

The Real Housewives of New York City Season 4 – Making Amends and Moving On – Bravo TV Official Site

Jill’s back from Australia and actually hikes over to Brooklyn to visit with Alex… Jill even brought presents for Hans and Franz.

Jill has had time to think things over while away and wants to make amends with Alex, but Alex is very skeptical of Jillz motives and does not trust her…

Real- BORING -Housewives of New York, Season 4, Episode 2

All the talk about the premiere of this season of the Real Housewives of New York being delayed because Andy determined, after viewing the footage, that it was too ‘talky’ and boring has been proven to be true.   Watching last night’s episode of the RHONY was an exercise in extreme patience due to extreme boredom on the TV screen.

The one highlight of the episode was that of Jillzarin, who was carrying her nasty ankle biting yapper dog around with her, ala Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy.  Nice try, Jillz, but stay in your own atmosphere… you wouldn’t be able to breathe in Lisa’s… or in your case, Jillz, you wouldn’t be able to breathe in Giggy’s, either.

The hour-long episode could be summed up in a few sentences:  The Housewives marched across the Brooklyn Bridge for Marriage Equality; they gathered at Alex and Simon’s house in Brooklyn after the March where Simon was still pissy-fussy about not being able to stand at the podium and give his speech about how lucky he was that he found Alexandra and not Alexander; Cindy Barshop and her brother Howard are close; the art party at Sonja’s house turns into a shouting match between Alex and Sonja, Alex kicks Sonja out and her painting by boyfriend Brian Ferrell was unveiled.

Alex LuAnn Sonja Kelly March PeaceI’m Carrie.  No, Sonja, you’re more like Samantha.  I wanna be Carrie.  No, Kelly, you’re more like Charlotte.   But I am Carrie!  I’m exactly like Carrie, so I wanna be Carrie… I wear the best clothes and I write a column for a newspaper and…  NO! Kelly, now stop asking… you cannot be Carrie.   But I have a horseface, just like Carrie!   Oh yeah… OK, Kelly we all agree… you can be Carrie. 

Alex LuAnn Sonja Kelly March Peace As soon as Sonja begins to approach the podium, Alex, just grab onto her peplum and hold her.  Uh, Simon… why do you know what a peplum is?  Oh Alex, darling… it was just one of those words that I picked up while on my search for a stupid American to marry me the love of my life…

Sonja Bad Real Fast PartyCindy, please walk very slowly and find Chauncey.  Tell him that Kelly is having a ‘Scary Island’ flashback… he’ll know what to do.  

Sonja Bad Real Fast PartyOh god, Cindy…  LuAnn’s frozen in time again.   You got any waxing stuff on you?  Maybe if you wax that mustache off her face she’ll snap out of it.   Well, I always carry wax on me, but I don’t have any wax strips.  I’ll get the used wax strips out of my bathroom trash can…  LuAnn will never know.

Sonja, why are you carrying around a FAKE Birkin?    I’ll carry my Birkin if I want to; it’s my house and it is NOT a fake.    It’s a good replica, Sonja, but it’s still a fake AND Ramona told me that you bought your David Yurman bracelet on Canal Street…          That’s it!  How dare you even think I would go to Canal Street!  Get out!  Get out now!  Outta my house… go!

Sonja Bad Real Fast PartyDon’t you love how Brian captured my essence… the true me, the real Sonja?   That’s the real essence of you, Sonja?  It looks like essence of homeless on 145 and Broadway…

Thug in a cocktail dress kicks Alex out of her house…