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The First Melissa Email…Fake Gorgas Want To Look Rich For Bravo! Living in Spec House

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  May 11, 2011  9:54 pm Received the following email: Melissa is a complete faker. Worse than Teresa b/c she never even intended to live in her “dream house.” It was a construction model her husband built, and they are … Continue reading

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Tree, MeGo and DullDina On “TheView”

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Can TreeJoodice complete a sentence??  Just ONE sentence?  Tree says she is intent on focusing on her family, after being asked about her legal problems.  We all know Tree’s very focused on makin’ as many pit stops at NJ dive … Continue reading

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Melissa Gorga… In A FAT SUIT! Scares Her Kids!

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FROM OCTOBER 2011:  Geez… everyone’s gettin’ all excited ’cause MeGo’s in a fat suit!  Honestly, what’s the big deal?  This has been done to death!  Oprah did it, Tyra did it… at least once a year someone gets dressed up … Continue reading

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Pot Meet Kettle KomaKathy Quits FB ‘Cause People Are “Mean” and Don’t Know The “Facts”!

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   KomaKathy is takin’ a break from “posting” because people don’t know the FACTS!  What the hell is KomaK talkin’ about?   What are the “facts”??  Let’s hear them! Taking a break from posting!! Y’all have to much hateful comments … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To The MALOOF HOOF??

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From FEBRUARY 2, 2012    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Adrienne Maloof has been very busy!                                                   … Continue reading

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MissAndy Back In The Closet!! Booted From 30Rock Lux Office…

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MissAndy has been downsized!  With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading

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RHOC Preview: Goin’ All “Coyote Ugly” In Mexico

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On the next RHOC:  Yes, the OC Wives are now “dancing” on bars, CoyoteUgly style…what, no highly-educated Heather Dull-BRO?!?!?  Shanny’s HouseHusband wantsta be happy.  Lizzie wantsa to sell her swimwear (Uh, what other reason does this chick have to be … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle And MO-Reese Buy $2.3 Million Palm Springs House…

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HagfaceKyle and MO-REESE bought themselves a Palm Springs house for $2.3 million. Kyle says that KimRichards will be detained 500 yards from the front door if she tries to claim half of the house! Kyle Richards of “The Real Housewives … Continue reading

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AdrienneMagoof and DrunkOtis Kiss And Make Up…

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“Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” stars Brandi Glanville and Adrienne Maloof were photographed hugging out their differences in Los Angeles on Thursday. Last weekend Maloof reportedly confronted Glanville at fellow housewife Kyle Richards’ annual white party and their reunion did … Continue reading

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Da Gorgas “Scammed”… Let Loser Live In Their First “Dream” House… UPDATE: Renter Claims Gorga House Is Beaver Infested With Bad Plumbing!

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Da Gorgas are spread thin after entering into a purchase agreement with Kai Patterson who “bought”/rented their Montville marble mausoleum for the $3.8 million asking price, but is paying monthly rent, part of which will be applied toward ownership of … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Movin’ On Up! Now Livin’ In Encino Valley Rental…

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POOR DrunkOtis!  DrunkOtis still can’t afford to live in the village of which she’s a part… Beverly Hills.   Yes, DrunkOtis is livin’ in the *gasp* valley, where during last season of the RHOBH, DrunkOtis spread the dreaded rumor of … Continue reading

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SkankyJo Sends Death Threat To BigGameGirl Hunter… UPDATE: SkankyJo Denial

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Another reason SkanyJo is a moronic Housewife:  Skanky took it upon herself to send a public death threat to a girl who’s just tryin’ to get herself a TV show!  Kendall Jones is a big game hunter, to which SkankyJo … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: MontanaMatron Makes Mooooooves On CuteCulinaryCowboy Prey… Whilst Others Throw Hatchets!

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On the next RHONY:  OK… enough is enough.  We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH.  However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading

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Ramoaner Still Whining About Montana!

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NOTE:  Ramoaner’s whining, waste of space BravoBlog had to be read!  Ramoaner is still complaining about her Montana trip…  Ramona: LuAnn Resents Sonja and I  NOTE:  It’s Sonja and “ME”… not “I”!  These Housewives and their bad English language usage is … Continue reading

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CountessLuAnnie’s BravoBlog: LuAnnie’s DONE! Jealous Sonja Can Keep Ramoaner!

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NOTE:  A Housewife who appreciated Montana!!   However… LuAnnie’s assistant musta written this as there’s too many grammatical errors, which the intelligent LuAnnie would not have made.  In particular, the use of “your” for “you’re,” among other errors, is a … Continue reading

CountlessLuAnnie Displays Etiquette Techniques For Proper Peeing In The Woods…

What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods.  First, take all your friends with you.  What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!

Miss Andy Requests YOUR Assistance!! Which OC Housewives Gotta Go???

 

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 POLL RESULTS… the winner of da BravoBoot is Dull-BRO!!!

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Shanny On WWHL ‘Splains How Drinking Fits In With Holistic Life… Why She’s A HW

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  What absolute BS:  On WWHL Shanny explains how her drinking (she hardly drinks!) fits in with her holistic lifestyle and why she agreed to become a Housewife (she wanted to look back at her life).  PUH-LEEEZE!!!  We all know the … Continue reading