Who’s The RHOBH Wannabe??

From CDAN:  A pretty easy blind…  

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This former Real Housewife finds out where the Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.

It’s Joanna Krupa!

NOTE:  SkankyJo is doing everything she possibly can to keep herself not only relevant, but is trying to position herself into a Bravo contract for the RHOBH.  SkankyJo’s latest ploy was sending a letter to DrunkOtis “threatening” to sue her over her comments about Skanky’s skank.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

RHOBH Preview: Kim In Hospital… DrunkOtis Will Be Drunk If She Wants!

RHOBH Preview:  HagfaceKyle is such a bad actress!  HFKyle knows why Kim is in the hospital.  DrunkOtis tells off Yoda…

Yoda’s words to Shana… not applied to her “friend” DrunkOtis!

NOTE:  Kim was hospitalized August 2014.  Kim entered her bedroom without a 4 lb bone for her pit bull.  (Please note:  The last sentence is just a bit of sarcasm!)

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HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!

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Playing Poker At Eileen’s House… Kim Is Kooky

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  Kim was acting goofy playing poker… or were they just learning to play poker… or was Vince just showing off his knowledge of poker from playing in world poker tournaments… or from being the commentator for the world poker … Continue reading

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IT’S TERESA TUESDAY! What’s New At Danbury!

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Being barraged with the daily Teresa items is overwhelming… there’s only so much information about Tree’s new life in Danbury prison one can disseminate!  And, really, who didn’t already know some of the “exclusive” reports describing the “horrors” which Tree … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife! Whose Daughter Has Sex Tapes?

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From CDAN: The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything … Continue reading

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NayNay’s Son Jailed And In Rehab… Another DrunkDriving Drugging Housewives Kid

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According to court documents obtained by RadarOnline, Nene’s troubled 25-year-old had violated his probation and tested positive for drug use.  This was far from Bryson’s first brush with the law – he has earlier arrests for shoplifting and driving with … Continue reading

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MissAndy Answers: Was DrunkOtis’ Drink Toss Real? Does MissAndy Talk With Teresa?

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The drink toss was totally staged… and MissAndy was in on it.  IF you have any doubts, listen to ONLY the audio.  Bravo/MissAndy/Housewives are doing anything to attract viewers, as the Housewives have driven off the cliff… and are free-falling … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

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“StinkyHousewives” will receive a trip to NYC to attend NYU classes with Alana!  FinePrint:  Prize will be awarded as soon as NYU alerts us if Alana pops in for a class.  Last checked, Alana hasn’t been seen within ten blocks of NYU… 

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TERESA DANBURY UPDATE! “Mommy and ME Tea”!

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According to the latest report from Danbury, Tree and her four beautiful dawters will soon be treated to a prison “Mommy and Me Tea”! Danbury held a “Mommy and Me Tea” for female offenders on December 2, 2014, where 19 children and 12 … Continue reading

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The BEST Housewives News EVER! AdrienneMaloof Dumps 20-Yr-Old Boyfriend!

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From TMZ: RHOBH star Adrienne Maloof has kicked her Anheuser-Busch heir BF to the curb. Sources close to the couple tell us Adrienne ended her year and a half relationship with Jacob Busch — but there’s no bad blood between 53-year-old … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PoopyPiggy DrunkOtis Is “Creepy” And Assaults HagfaceKyle!

DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!  

LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!

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Bravo Greenlight’s RHOC For Season TEN… No Manzoids!! And For God’s Sake… Miami Has Been DEAD For Years!

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Returning Series Greenlights… Dates TBA: “Flipping Out” Season 8 Produced by Authentic Entertainment with Lauren Lexton, Tom Rogan and Billy Taylor serving as executive producers. Everyone’s favorite interior designer, Jeff Lewis, and his genius design team including Jenni Pulos are … Continue reading

HagfaceKyle Shares Some Of Her Most Private Items…

Kyle shares how she spent her time instead of going after that law degree!  Watch the dog…

NOTE:  HagfaceKyle is so attached to her kids’ baby items because… she’s adopted!

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RHOBH Preview: Kim Faces Her Weakness At Wine Tasting

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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine.  Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing.  Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading

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SkankyJo Krupa’s Attorney PLANS To Sue DrunkOtis…

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NOTE:  This is one of the most blatantly obvious items put out by a Housewife to keep herself relevant!   SkankyJo’s attorney is Miami-based and has numerous “celebrity” items on his site… Rafool and Hernandez.  Until Rafool actually files a … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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RHONJ twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano are set to guest at the “2015 Celebration Ball Queen Contest Prom Fashion Show” on Thursday, January 15 at Colts Neck High School. The evening will feature fashions, floral, photography and limo services. … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

Housewives Franchises May Have Never Happened…

MissAndy reveals that the Housewives franchises may have never blossomed, except for his immediate correction of replacing the producer during the first season of the RHOC. Don’t cry for ousted originator Scott Dunlop.  Dunlop is still collecting big paychecks for his role as creator/producer of the RHOC…

NOTE:  MissAndy meddled and took the RHOC from being a fun, interesting 47 minutes of escape TV and turned not only the OC, but the franchises to follow, into now unwatchable trash TV.

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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Has MissAndy banned the Housewives from appearing on the WendyWilliamsShow?  It certainly appears that he has. The reason for the ban of the Housewives?  WendyW brought up MissAndy’s engagement to Sean Avery.  NOTE:  We’ve been keeping an eye on that … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview Part II: LymeYoda Takes Jello To School… DrunkOtis Divorce Issues

SchzoidYoda gets a reprieve from her LymeYoda “stick an IV in me and take a picture” personality and HelicopterYoda escorts Jello to her very first apartment on CPW.  It’s amazing that Yoda didn’t further escort Jello to her very first class at Parsons.  DrunkOtis blabs more about her contentious divorce and child support issues.  AND…one of the Housewives is married to… HarryHamlin!!  Yes…HARRY HAMLIN!!!

Carole Schaffer, Associate Dean at Parsons School of Design said that she looks for “discipline, drive and seriousness about the hard-work involved in becoming a designer.”   Watch for Jello to drop out quickly and concentrate on her mother-made “modeling” career… if she was actually matriculated at Parsons in the first place!!  Perhaps Yoda has her sights on shopping a new “reality” show… “Two ‘Models’ In New York…Better Than The Kartrashians!”

RHOBH Preview: HouseKids!

On the next RHOBH… the HouseKids take over.  Apparently, the producers have run out of scripted HouseHusband story lines:

CH-CH-CH-CHCHANGES! 2012 DrunkOtis’ Visit To PumpMyStomach’s New House

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Huge differences in PumpMyStomach and DrunkOtis’ looks now, as compared to this 2012 visit to PMS’ new house… and huge differences in their scripted “friendship.”   Awwwww look… DrunkOtis is totin’ around her Stella:

DrunkOtis went from THIS…

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To THIS…

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(Thanks “Sloan”!!)