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Laurita Signature Apparel Trial April 21, 2015

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  Judge Grossman has written a 32-page opinion letter; the following is a summary of the 32 pages.  ChrisLaurita is scheduled for trial in his SignatureApparel lawsuit on April 21.  If you need to catch up on this case, please … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The RHOBH Housewife?

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From CDAN:

Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice.  If she wanted to stay on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasn’t) otherwise she would be fired.

The producers wanted the accused on the show more than the accuser.

Look for one big name to be gone next season though.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

Hopefully, the “big name” departing the RHOBH is LymeFaceLoada…she needs a rest.  HOWEVER… LisaVanderpump barely agreed to return for this season of the RHOBH.   Look for PumpMyStomach to say “Ta-Ta, Cheerio” to her BH cast mates for good this time.

DrunkOtis Gives Her Useless Lingerie Opinion…

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The Housewives shows used to be enjoyable and a fun diversion… they are now neither fun nor enjoyable.  Someone at Bravo needs to hit the “EXPIRED” button and let these shows RIP.

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Tamballs and Ellie’s Latest Fitness Ad… Enter At Your Own Risk

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This is Tamballs and Ellie’s answer to all those rumors… which they probably started… of a sex tape.  They are pushing their fitness center via YouTube, where you can see more HERE.  Apparently, their discounted classes weren’t bringing in the … Continue reading

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Kim Made Up “Accusations” About HARRY HAMLIN!

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TMZ reports that Kimbecile’s knowledge of HARRY HAMLIN’s past and/or present “secrets” are all smoke and mirrors.   Kim made up the entire “accusation”… whatever that may be… and Kim will admit the phony BS about HARRY HAMLIN on the … Continue reading

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TreeJoodice Making Enemies In Danbury… What A Shock!!

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Those “mystery sources” keep churning out the very obvious PRISON stories about TreeJoodice.  This time, Tree is the target of the other incarcerated inmates at Danbury!!  This is in direct contradiction to Tree’s newest legal mouthpiece, James Leonard’s statement that … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Talkin’ Hypocrisy…It’s Us v THEM!

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Well, you fans like drama, and you got your money’s worth tonight. So let’s dive in. Tonight’s blog focus: hypocrisy and double standards. I’m going to touch on the double standards of some of our Housewives. No need to name … Continue reading

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HumongousLipsLisaRinna’s BravoBlog: loves, Loves, LOVES Loada… Not So Much KimR

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NOTE:   While awaiting HagfaceKyle and Kim’s BravoBlogs, found HumongousLipsLisa’s BravoBlog.  After reading, there is one question:  Could HumongousLipsLisa be any more up Loada’s LymeFace *ss??  Perhaps Harry needs a job and could use one of KingD’s connections?? Have you … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! KingD Rushed To ER After Nightmare!

KingD dreamt that Loada got every one of his beloved Grammys in a divorce settlement!  

Downgraded and financially devastated, KingD was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!   A NIGHTMARE!!

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HagfaceKyle Calls MissAndy To Explain Why She Ran! Says Harry Mystery Will Be Explained On Reunion…

In a planned call to WWHL last night, HagfaceKyle explained why she ran after the phony restaurant drama!  Of course, Kyle’s reasons are very obtuse and she doesn’t explain a damn thing!  Kyle also does a bit of PR for the RHOBH reunion show when MissAndy asks about the mystery surrounding HarryHamlin.  HagfaceKyle says that the mystery will be discussed during the reunion… as if MissAndy didn’t know that already!  At this point, who really cares!?!?   

NOTE:  LippyLisa is married to Harry Hamlin.  HARRY HAMLIN!!

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I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN… HARRY HAMLIN!!!

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BruceJenner UPDATE: New House, New Name! But, What Will Happen To JennaBruce’s Balls?

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Jenna Bruce bought himself a new house in Malibu.  The house sits on 11 acres and has 360° views… so JennaBruce can see all those paps following him/her around.   DETAILS at ABCNews… AND… after Bruce Jenner officially becomes Jenna … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA! No One’s Home When Tree Calls!!

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Teresa Giudice has reportedly been feeling disconnected from her husband Joe and her four beautiful dooters. When Tree calls, her fambly “can’t always pick up,” according to “a source”, which has reportedly led to Tree feeling the reality of the separation that … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Addresses The UN… About EBOLA!

PumpMyStomach brings down the real threat of this man-made disease to that of laughable.  Will PMS put her money where her mouth is?  She may not have the billions allegedly required to wipe out Ebola, but PMS DOES have enough money to save several of those poor little West African Ebola orphans by adopting them and bringing them to live with her and GeriatricKen at VillaRosa!  

PMS has no idea what the hell she’s talking about re Ebola… she needs to read “TheHotZone” before she keeps flapping her mouth. 


PMS could also demand that all of her Housewives cast mates do the same!  Loada could show off her adopted Ebola kids posing with her as she snaps her “stick an IV in me” selfies.  KimRichards has room for at least two Ebola orphans!  HagfaceKyle and BlockerEileen are whining about how empty their houses are since their kids are off to college… adopt ten Ebola orphans!!   BigLipsLisa could prove how much of a great person she is and adopt three Ebola orphans… but, that would never work, as adopting would take the focus off of BigLipsLisa’s main concern.  She’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

(Thanks “Mike”!!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Tamballs Loses Custody… Wretched/Slimey Left RHOC Because They Didn’t Like The “Drama”!

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ITEMS FROM THE PAST WEEK…which have been overlooked until now.  All get a big MEH!   Tamballs has been officially and legally separated from her eldest daughter, Sidney.  Tamballs’ EX-HouseHusband, SimonBarney, has been petitioning the court to retain full physical … Continue reading

RHOBH Fight In Holland Aftermath! Kim Got Glass In Her Pants!!

Per the standard Housewives script, after the arguing and the glass breaking, the Housewives huddle in their own corners, taking sides.   BigBeefyLipsLisa threatens to go home and DrunkOtis says to Loada:  “These women just don’t know how to drop something when you ask them to drop it. So it sent Kim into a rage and I get it.”

You can see the vicious scripted bellicose belles at their feuding fighting finest… HERE!

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“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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“romo” will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

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NayNay Has AMNESIA… Forgets She Attacked KimZ! TWICE! Says SHE’S Reason For Any RHOA Success!

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I wanna be KimZolciak NayNay gives a big interview to BuzzFeed… in which she states that she would NEVER attack anyone!!  While NeNe has had her fair share of on-set feuds, she says that, despite pressure to “turn it up” … Continue reading

Watch Out!! Two Andys Coming!

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It’s double trouble coming your way!  MissAndy and MissAndyCoop are taking a cue from the enormous success of Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller chatting on stage by appearing in their very own traveling show!

“Both men are putting their easy camaraderie on display in a live lecture series this spring. The idea came from Cohen’s mother and Cooper’s agent, who watched in November when Cooper interviewed Cohen about his book onstage in New York. The series, subtitled “Deep Talk and Shallow Tales,” starts March 21 in Boston, with later dates in Miami and Chicago and more if the initial run goes well.”

Each man is preparing surprises for his friend to be revealed onstage during the tour, booked into small theaters. They’ll talk about their careers, planning to let the audiences dictate much of the agenda by asking questions. If the Q&A part of their show is anything like getting a question through to MissAndy or his guests on WWHL, the questions will be vetted several times before actually getting to either Andy!   Watch for even bigger “surprises” when Housewives show up during the Andy’s show.   DETAILS HERE.

NOTE:  Both MissAndy’s love SH!! 

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(Thanks “cmhr” and “Stan”!!!)

RHOBH Preview: Loada “Runs Into” Old BF

Loada uses her LymeBrain as an excuse for not remembering an “old boyfriend” from 40 years ago in this totally phony baloney and utterly rude Holland scene… 

This preview gets 88939665403003037644 eye rolls…

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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BFrankel Won’t Talk About JillZ …Will ONLY Talk “Brand” And New Book

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BFrankel just leaves the taste of stale rancid margarita’s in the air after watching this interview with Fusion’s Eric Herbst.   Eric chatted with BLEEEEECHBFrankel at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival where Eric attempted to squeeze out some info, … Continue reading