A Look Back At Old Tweets!!

WHILE SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING ELSE… FOUND THESE INTERESTING TWEETS BETWEEN MELISSA GORGA AND KIMD FROM SEPTEMBER 2012.  KIM HAS A GREAT WAY WITH WORDS!!

SPILL IT, KIM!!

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Tree’s Tortured Days Leading To Danbury!

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Teresa Giudice is finding the thought of prison a little difficult to digest. With her 15-month prison sentence just over six weeks away, the Real Housewives of New Jersey star has lost her appetite, a source reveals in the new … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS’ DOG BITE SAGA CONTINUES: Is “SecondMother” Looking For A Quick $$$$ Settlement?

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NOTE:  WHAT?!?!   Is this “second mother” even more intellectually challenged than KimRichards?  Kim gave Kingsley to a trainer to be TRAINED… of course, the dog will be returned to Kim! As for the lawsuit, it seems that the “second … Continue reading

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MissAndy’s New Book Gets Excoriating Reviews: “A Depressed Teenage Girl’s Diary”

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NOTE:  Cannot understand why anyone would expect anything more from a book by MissAndy??!!  Based on the reviews, his book is nothing more than one of his WWHL shows in written form… all fluff, no substance.  MissAndy is about as … Continue reading

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THE MILANIA CHRONICLES… The Key To Mischievous Milania’s Behavior!

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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”.  Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading

MORE RHONJ Lost Footage: TeresaGiudice’s Four Beautiful Doorters!

Tree tells her four beautiful doorters to live life to the fullest every day!!  Especially her more-mature-for-her-age-doorter, Gia!  Where’s Juicy???

SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaJoodice GirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

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Lil Gia’s Girl Group… Gia’s Parents Think Video Is “Fun”… Gia Just Wants To Make Them Proud

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NOTE:  We’ve been awaiting the video of Gia’s girl group interviewed by AccessHollywood.  The interview must have been so awful that AccessHollywood has only released the following.   Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is breaking into the music world and Access … Continue reading

Adrienne Magoof’s Dating Life … All The Execs In Beverly Hills Are Dating 20-Year-Olds

Adrienne looked so much better when she was with Rod’s kid… YIKES!!  Heard Jacob was over visiting Magoof’s neighbor, ParisHilton, when Magoof isn’t looking.

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Apollo Says He “Keeps To Himself” In Prison… Wants PhaedraParks To Visit

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“I’m not the best husband…I know I let a lot of people down” he tells In Touch. “But I can say that Phaedra is the best wife and mom and that my children are in good hands with her.”  Phaedra … Continue reading

The Brainy BeverlyHillBillians Advice On How To Find Happiness

RHOBH Premiere Episode: HagfaceKyle Meets PumpMyStomach For The Required Luncheon Sit Down

The required “two Housewives meet in a restaurant for a sit down” scene… with HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach.  It doesn’t get any better than this…

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: MissAndy Begged PMS To Return… PMS Is Done With DrunkOtis

MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!

And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.

NOTE:  Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas.  The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.

Kim Richards Sends Her DeadlyDog to DoggyRehab…

Kim’s prone-to-biting pit bull has been sent to a farm to live his life happily and freely!  Awwww, that would have been a nice story, but Kim doesn’t want Kingsley to go away forever and has found a way to keep her deadly dog.  Kim has sent Kingsley off to doggie rehab.  The dog will stay with a trainer who will wear a full metal mesh body suit while teaching Kim’s dog that it’s not nice to attack people by opening his huge jaw and clamping down on soft tissue until it hits bone bite anyone.   TRAINER TO KINGSLEY:  Do you promise to never bite anyone ever again?  KINGSLEY:  Yes, I promise.  TRAINER:  OK, you’re cured.

RHOBH PREVIEW SNEAK PEEK: HagfaceKyle Talks White Party, Her Kids And Mauricio’s RealEstateCompany

HagfaceKyle tries her best to conquer that lizard-lip-licking habit of hers, but she just can’t… as she talks glowingly about her upcoming white party (stolen from Truman Capote) and all of her kids.  Little does her kid Alexia know that she’s months away from being viciously attacked by a pit bull!

We just hope that THIS guest at HagfaceKyle’s annual white party makes it this year!

I WAS IN HAGFACE KYLE'S KITCHEN… I THINK I WAS

I LOVE HAGFACE KYLE’S WHITE PARTIES!!!  WHERE’S THE FATBURGERS?

RHOBH Preview SneakPeek: Yoda And DrunkOtis Prance To KingDavid, Run Into Crooks, Yoda Lies About Acreage

DrunkOtis makes her way to Yoda’s hilltop lemon house… which is STILL for sale… only to agree to take a walk with Yoda on the beach, which is ten miles away from Yoda’s lemon house.  But, before they start their five-hour hike, KingDavid performs a sampling of the musical that he’s STILL working on… BettyBoop.  Honestly, who the hell is going to see a musical about BettyBoop???  This must be KingDavid’s only way to get that backing for BettyBoopTheMusical, which he mentioned in one of his many interviews… the same interviews in which he states that the RHOBH are not real!

After the near-death-LymeDisease-ridden Yoda and DrunkOtis prance around to KingDavid’s piano playing, they start their long hike to the beach, but along the way, Yoda discovers a squatter on her property!!

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It’s Crooks!!  Selling Vicki’s old clothes from 1989!!

NOTE:  Amazing that LymeYoda had such a conniption fit over pictures of her lemon house on SH showing that it was no where NEAR the beach… it’s obvious that no one wants her hilltop hacienda for $25 million!!

If you missed LemonYoda’s conniption fit about her lemon house… HERE…and Yoda’s nasty twitter attack HERE.   Back in March, Trulia listed LymeYoda’s property as consisting of 3.18 acres, but the acreage is not mentioned In the updated listing.

Yoda apparently wants buyers to think they’re getting FOUR AND A HALF acres…why is Yoda lying about acreage??

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RHOBH Preview: Sneak Peek… Yoda And DrunkOtis Walk And Talk After A 55-Mile Hike To The Beach!

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Yoda and DrunkOtis take a ten-mile hike down from Yoda’s lemon house, dodging traffic and then spending six hours knocking on doors to get permission to access the beach…where Yoda chats about her “model” daughter, Alana, and the other sad drunk “model” daughter, Lemon.

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DrunkOtis has tons of business opportunities and all kinds of other stuff going on, but she still can’t find a house to buy.  At least DrunkOtis has her new RangeRover to love…

 

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PumpMyStomach Talks About TreeJoodice… She’s A WONDERFUL Mother

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PumpMyStomach gives her totally middle-of-road opinion of TreeJoodice.  PMS really says nothing that Tree’s rabid fans won’t just love her for!  Yes, PumpMyStomach barely touches on the fact that Tree knowingly committed a felony, but PMS knows that Tree is … Continue reading

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THE HOUSEWIVES… WWE Wrapped In An Infomercial!

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The Housewives now have become a very faint reminder of the days when they were interesting and fun.  What used to be great fun in seeing brief glimpses into the lives and friendships of these so-called “wealthy” women has become … Continue reading