WHILE SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING ELSE… FOUND THESE INTERESTING TWEETS BETWEEN MELISSA GORGA AND KIMD FROM SEPTEMBER 2012. KIM HAS A GREAT WAY WITH WORDS!!
SPILL IT, KIM!!
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Milania has been the focus of many examples highlighted by the RHONJ producers because of her inappropriateness and her advanced “vocabulary”. Milania Giudice has been the poster child of how “reality” show children should not behave. While many find Milania’s … Continue reading
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NOTE: We’ve been awaiting the video of Gia’s girl group interviewed by AccessHollywood. The interview must have been so awful that AccessHollywood has only released the following. Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is breaking into the music world and Access … Continue reading
And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.
NOTE: Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas. The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.
Kim’s prone-to-biting pit bull has been sent to a farm to live his life happily and freely! Awwww, that would have been a nice story, but Kim doesn’t want Kingsley to go away forever and has found a way to keep her deadly dog. Kim has sent Kingsley off to doggie rehab. The dog will stay with a trainer who will wear a full metal mesh body suit while teaching Kim’s dog that it’s not nice to
attack people by opening his huge jaw and clamping down on soft tissue until it hits bone bite anyone. TRAINER TO KINGSLEY: Do you promise to never bite anyone ever again? KINGSLEY: Yes, I promise. TRAINER: OK, you’re cured.
HagfaceKyle tries her best to conquer that lizard-lip-licking habit of hers, but she just can’t… as she talks glowingly about her upcoming white party (stolen from Truman Capote) and all of her kids. Little does her kid Alexia know that she’s months away from being viciously attacked by a pit bull!
We just hope that THIS guest at HagfaceKyle’s annual white party makes it this year!
DrunkOtis makes her way to Yoda’s hilltop lemon house… which is STILL for sale… only to agree to take a walk with Yoda on the beach, which is ten miles away from Yoda’s lemon house. But, before they start their five-hour hike, KingDavid performs a sampling of the musical that he’s STILL working on… BettyBoop. Honestly, who the hell is going to see a musical about BettyBoop??? This must be KingDavid’s only way to get that backing for BettyBoopTheMusical, which he mentioned in one of his many interviews… the same interviews in which he states that the RHOBH are not real!
After the near-death-LymeDisease-ridden Yoda and DrunkOtis prance around to KingDavid’s piano playing, they start their long hike to the beach, but along the way, Yoda discovers a squatter on her property!!
NOTE: Amazing that LymeYoda had such a conniption fit over pictures of her lemon house on SH showing that it was no where NEAR the beach… it’s obvious that no one wants her hilltop hacienda for $25 million!!
If you missed LemonYoda’s conniption fit about her lemon house… HERE…and Yoda’s nasty twitter attack HERE. Back in March, Trulia listed LymeYoda’s property as consisting of 3.18 acres, but the acreage is not mentioned In the updated listing.
Yoda apparently wants buyers to think they’re getting FOUR AND A HALF acres…why is Yoda lying about acreage??
Yoda and DrunkOtis take a ten-mile hike down from Yoda’s lemon house, dodging traffic and then spending six hours knocking on doors to get permission to access the beach…where Yoda chats about her “model” daughter, Alana, and the other sad drunk “model” daughter, Lemon.
DrunkOtis has tons of business opportunities and all kinds of other stuff going on, but she still can’t find a house to buy. At least DrunkOtis has her new RangeRover to love…
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PumpMyStomach gives her totally middle-of-road opinion of TreeJoodice. PMS really says nothing that Tree’s rabid fans won’t just love her for! Yes, PumpMyStomach barely touches on the fact that Tree knowingly committed a felony, but PMS knows that Tree is … Continue reading