Yoda and DrunkOtis take a ten-mile hike down from Yoda’s lemon house, dodging traffic and then spending six hours knocking on doors to get permission to access the beach…where Yoda chats about her “model” daughter, Alana, and the other sad drunk “model” daughter, Lemon.
DrunkOtis has tons of business opportunities and all kinds of other stuff going on, but she still can’t find a house to buy. At least DrunkOtis has her new RangeRover to love…
O-M-G! LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is confronted by Yoda and DrunkOtis and HagfaceKyle. These over-40 chicks are arguing about who likes whom best… and whether they’re “Hollywood” or just regular friends. Pathetic. NOTE: Seems as though Yoda has gotten the message from RHOBH producers to “bring the drama”!!
YODA was shown “studying” with KingDave on the next RHOBH, so let’s take a look back to May 2013… the REAL date that YODA became a US citizen.
NOTE: YODA told E!Online that DrunkOtis her “really good friend” was there with her… and that she has no plans for her Malibu house.
Having Brandi Glanville at her side meant a lot to her. “My girlfriend is here,” she said. “My really good friend showed up separating her from my other friends.”
Foster also revealed she invited Lisa Vanderpump and other friends but understood why they couldn’t make it to the early morning downtown L.A. ceremony. NOTE: No explanation was given… they’re savin’ that for another reason to fight on the RHOBH!
As for her Beverly Hills lifestyle, Foster says she has no plans to expand her glamorous house as she’s “under a lot of stress” while she focuses on her recovery from Lyme disease. NOTE: YODA’s plan is to and try to SELL that “glamorous” lemon house!
NOTE: Amazingly, YODA did all this while undergoing treatment for LymeDisease! YODA stated that she could barely think or string together a few words to form a sentence… a side effect of the disease! That US Citizen’s test musta been dumbed down… waaaaaay down! OR, YODA’S recovery from LymeDisease is a medical marvel!
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DrunkOtis is steadfastly claiming that she wrote her books… which, technically, she did write. Just like MessyGorga wrote HER book! From @BrandiGlanville… Look at the ARROW… the RED arrow… DrunkOtis must have forgotten that she said “I wrote both my … Continue reading
Just change-up the Housewives at the dinner party… lather… repeat…and repeat… and repeat… and repeat…repeat… repe……….. so predictable and BOOOOORING!! How many best friends does DrunkOtis have??
AND… don’t mind KimRichards’ ex-blind date, Martin Genis, but what the hell is Mohamed doin’ there?
HEY!! Where are Blanche and Jane???
How nice of DrunkOtis to pay homage to StoopidHousewives!! DrunkOtis calls DumbJoyce “stupid” among other words… and the usual “Shut The F Up!” AND… how many phony scenarios are they gonna throw Kim Richards into?? OOOPS… almost forgot… the ever-cutesy ta-ta Cheerio LisaWhoLivesInAVanDownByTheRiver appears… BLEEEEECH!!
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FROM AMAZON: “On the heels of her New York Times bestselling book Drinking and Tweeting, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville takes readers on a wild ride through her dating life in this highly-entertaining relationship book. NOTE: This “new” book should … Continue reading
BOTH of these Housewives videos are ridiculous!
First is Kenya Moore answering a very obviously-tweeted-message for the express use on WWHL… about Kandi’s weight.
Next is the RHOBH compilation of “Are You Kidding Me”… featuring HouseHusband David Foster…
NOTE: The Housewives have stooped to a brand new lower level… calling each other names. And, even stooping lower by specifically calling a fellow cast mate “fat”…
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RHOM’s PierogiPrincess throws in her two cents about DrunkOtis’ alleged racist remark. “Alleged” because DrunkOtis says there was nothing racist about what she said. The pot talks about the kettle: ‘When you think someone can’t get any lower than that, … Continue reading
Finally!! A new phony story line!! On the next RHOBH… DrunkOtis get a call; someone broke into her house! And one of her dogs is missing! (The missing dog story line was done before…) Watch as DrunkOtis shows her very bad acting skills…HagfaceKyle acts stunned… and listen to the new melodramatic music in the background! NOTE: The burglars busted a bathroom window and nothing was missing… phony, fake and more phony!
UPDATE: According to the phony police report, the thieves took DrunkOtis’ Stella purse and her toaster!!!
This is totally ridiculous! A pre-planned call into MissAndy’s Clubhouse if there ever was one! DrunkOtis apologizes and says that people just aren’t ready for the REAL Brandi Glanville. NOTE: Yeah, everyone was READY… but no one cares for the REAL BLEEEEEECH! DrunkOtis!
NOTE: You can also hear KimRichards call into the BravoClubhouse… at BravoTV.com. You can also read all of the Beverly Hills’ Housewives BravoBlogs, which includes another apology from DrunkOtis… at BravoTV.com. To be perfectly honest re these Housewives and what they have to say or do… we just don’t care!
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Kim Richards on “friend-of-HagfaceKyle” BFrankel’s talk show… whining about Lisa VanderDump not bein’ a “friend” to her off camera. It’s great to see that Kim Richards looks and sounds healthier… but, all this complaining about LisaVPump not bein’ a friend … Continue reading
The long debated Indian Wells, CA house… which Kim Richards stated on the first season of the RHOBH that her sister and her husband, MO-Ree-C-O stole from her… just can’t help it…
… is now available!
YOU could actually live in a house in which HagfaceKyle and Kim Richards took a shower… and more (use your imagination)!
Indian Wells really is the Beverly Hills of the Desert complete with the home of a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards. NOTE: No mention of Kim!!
Fabulous Triple Fairway Views highlight this great Indian Wells Country Club home that has no HOA fees, 3 Bedrooms and 2 Baths all for under $500,000. More at Zillow.com…
Kyle stole Kim’s house in Aug 2004 for $420,000. Asking price is a low $495,000!
John Turturro is not the listing agent, but will probably get a cut of the sale proceeds… somehow!
NOTE to KimRichards: Sneak in your stolen house this weekend and remove all the copper wiring! Heard that’s where the money really is in these houses!! While you’re at it, grab that phony Picasso, too! (See the “Picasso” included in photos from Zillow.com!)
IF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE “KYLE STOLE MY HOUSE” SAGA, PLEASE READ THE ITEM FROM OCTOBER 2011… “KIM AND KYLE RICHARDS EXPLAIN THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY!”
(Thanks to SH reader “fenpan”!!)
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The subject of Kim Richards’ stolen Palm Springs house has been brought up via comments and twitter. The following post originally on SH October 22, 2011 should explain the “stolen house” situation… …straight from Kim and HagfaceKyle Richards! YOU determine what … Continue reading