RHOBH Preview: Sneak Peek… Yoda And DrunkOtis Walk And Talk After A 55-Mile Hike To The Beach!

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Yoda and DrunkOtis take a ten-mile hike down from Yoda’s lemon house, dodging traffic and then spending six hours knocking on doors to get permission to access the beach…where Yoda chats about her “model” daughter, Alana, and the other sad drunk “model” daughter, Lemon.

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DrunkOtis has tons of business opportunities and all kinds of other stuff going on, but she still can’t find a house to buy.  At least DrunkOtis has her new RangeRover to love…

 

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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CARS Of The Housewives…Seriously.

Bravo somehow got the impression that people are bored with the house and closet tours of the Housewives and want to see more, so they’ve added another voyeuristic dimension…Housewives cars.  DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach explain their vehicles and, of course, DrunkOits is in love sexually attracted to hers:

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KingDavid makes an appearance with the clowns of Beverly Hills, who are just as ridiculously disgusting as their NJ subhuman counterparts.  Not even interested in watching this dreckish garbage…

KingDavid has said numerous times that his wife is ONLY on the RHOBH to slide into her own lifestyle show and that she is the voice of reason among the clowns with which she’s forced to appear.

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THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS ARE OVER…

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The article from EntertainmentWeekly asking if we’re tired of “reality” TV is not at all surprising.  We’ve been saying the very same, but specifically about the Housewives franchises for at least a year. With the Bravo debacle, the RHONJ, wrapping up … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Looking For Dates…

DrunkOtis is on the loose and is looking for a date… AGAIN.  Doesn’t SteveHarvey know that DrunkOtis is only doing this bit on his show for a bit of PR for the RHOBH?  DrunkOtis already has a date and his name is DarinHarvey!!

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RHOBH Same Old Same Old: Kim v HagfaceKyle

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It’s time for the RHOBH to start their PR campaign to drum up interest in their next season premiering in January.   There will be tons of planted items based on that mysterious unnamed “inside source” and this is one … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ NEW BOYFRIEND IS HER “THIRD CHILD”! DrunkO’s Wine Has Been Named!

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As mentioned previously on SH, DrunkOtis got herself a boyfriend.  DrunkOtis is in competition with AdrienneMagoof for having the youngest boyfriend among the RHOBH …and DrunkOtis won. Drunky’s new boyfriend is 23-years-old; he’s the clear winner over the aged 24-year-old … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… HWs Items That Don’t Deserve Full Attention! … Questions Answered!

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Some Housewives items which don’t deserve full atten-shun: Heather Dull-BRO voices her opinion about Teresa Giudice… and asks if Bravo is harboring a criminal: “Even on the day of their sentencing, they were hiding jewelry and they didn’t tell the … Continue reading

RHOBH In Amsterdam…

Killing two birds with one stone… the RHOBH are now filming in Amsterdam, which not only fulfills the required international trip for these chicks, but also is a free trip home for Yoda. HagfaceKyle and sisterKim got a trip to their PalmSprings house when the RHOBH filmed there recently.  The video is quite boring, filming the HWs walking to their van…. don’t expect much more when the new season airs!   NOTE:  Yoda’s lemon house is STILL for sale!!

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LeAnn And Eddie Divorcing… AGAIN! DrunkOtis Heartbroken!

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LeAnn Rimes an Eddie Cibrian are rumored to be getting a divorce because Eddie got caught cheating.  LeAnn & Eddie’s “reality” show was LeAnn’s last hope at adding a steady cash flow to her income, and now that news of the alleged … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Wants To Change Her Kids’ Last Name!

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Brandi Glanville from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is now revealing that she wants to change the names of her sons, because she did all of the work in raising them. Her sons, Mason and Jake, carry the name … Continue reading

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RHOBH PR Blitz Has Begun… HagfaceKyle Comes Between NewFriendsForLife DrunkOtis And KimR

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The usual and expected PR blitz for the next Housewives show to premiere has begun!   The PR stories about the upcoming season start approximately six weeks before the franchise premieres; however, since the drop in ratings for the Housewives … Continue reading

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KimRichards And DrunkOtis: The Latest YawnWorthy Housewives Fight

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The Housewives are just so predictable.  There’s always a claim of unrest between at least two of the Wives while they’re filming.  The latest to have gotten into an alleged brawl is DrunkOtis and KimRichards… according to that mysterious “inside … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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LisaVanderpump An “Egomaniac”… PumpMyStomach Gets The Bad Edit

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Guess who’s getting the bad edit on the next season of the RHOBH???  If all of the mystery “inside” unnamed sources are to be believed… it’s Lisa VanderPumpMyStomach’s turn as the Housewife who’s the focus of the mob mentality.   … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Needs A Name For Her Wine Line… UPDATE: New Wine Got A Name!

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“tweeterdeleterhasnoballs” will receive a “FU” tweet from DrunkOtis!!  The tweet may be deleted!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading