Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”! This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading →
How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel?? DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel. Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time. What a crock! DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!
Bravo… NOTE: KimRichards has been lacking in submitting her thoughts for her BravoBlog. This should come as no surprise to anyone, as Kim has ALWAYS had a lackadaisical attitude toward writing her BravoBlog. Kim writes them when she feels like it. … Continue reading →
PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap. DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day! How is that possible? Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter? DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…
RHOBH Preview… PMS Can’t Forgive The Phony Slap; DrunkOtis Cries
NOTE: Whilst awaiting either KimRichards or HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog, DrunkOtis has gifted readers with her insight into the further goings on with “The Horrors In Holland” by submitting another of her ghostwritten tomes! Hi Guys, It’s a new week and a … Continue reading →
Camille, Adrienne and Shana playing MissAndy’s ridiculous game. Only mentioned here for Shana’s answer… she would LOVE to get another Bravo contract and, of course, would never want to offend any BH Housewives that could possibly assist her! Shana chooses the Housewife most like herself…
All one can hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM! One would conclude that with all the experience HumongousLipsLisa has had with addiction/sobriety and her being personal friends with HagfaceKyle, SHE would have the upper hand in how Kim’s issues should be approached. Dear HLLisa: Great acting… and you remember your lines well. However, CarltonTheDoorman could have done just as well.
HagfaceKyle STILL thinks that viewers believe her when she insists that everything on the RHOBH is REAL. Even after she talks about her “story line”!! HFKyle is still clinging to her story that after the reunion taping, she stayed in BED for two days! (The interviewer needs subtitles…)
HFKyle Talks “Story Line”… Two Days In Bed After Reunion
HFKyle was dining with PumpMyStomach after the RHOBH reunion show… HERE.
Who wants to watch anyone shop…for knick knacks? BOOOOORING. While shopping, all the chit-chat surrounds DrunkO… who just happened to “find” her phony boyfriend in the red light district. He was riding a scooter when he stopped to talk with PumpMyStomach. He’s a school friend of PMS’s son. ****EYE ROLL****
RHOBH Boring in Holland… Let’s Watch HWs Shop
The “slap” was a totally fake stunt slap. PMS turned her face as DrunkO reached for her. Had it been a REAL slap, based on the sound effect made, PMS’s face would have a red hand mark.
MissyGorga is really pushing her stuff! Someone is begging Missy to “write” another book! And, not to be outdone by any dog-loving Housewife, Missy got herself one! Promise for a brighter day coming our way #SpringTime #HopefulAndDetermined #LymeDiseaseChallenge … Continue reading →
FINALLY… the required spa scene!! In this upcoming dramatic scene, DrunkOtis goes to some crappy spa and has a mental meltdown. Loada co-stars, playing the part of the concerned “friend” who counsels DrunkO… for free!! Loada claims that she wouldn’t … Continue reading →