All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know. Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!! HARRY HAMLIN!!!!
We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading →
NOTE: THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN. DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys, Hey Guys??? That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading →
HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading →
The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens… LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business. SHUT … Continue reading →
NOTE: There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this. The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading →
NOTE: The point of BigLipsLisa’s BravoBlog is __________?? Obviously, BigLipsLisa was busy this week being totally amazed that she’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!! Remember not so long ago when some of you were asking when Season 5 was going to really … Continue reading →
Kyle responds to Brandi’s claims in last week’s blog. If you missed last week’s DrunkOtis’ GhostwrittenBravoBlog, where DrunkO was the first to pull the “I’m a MOMMY!” card… you can read it HERE. Before I get onto this weeks episode, … Continue reading →
On tonight’s episode of “let’s drag on this fight for as long as possible”: Apologies don’t matter… everything goes back to square one and Kim doesn’t say much. Around the age of ten, the Judge takes into consideration the wish of the child. Kim should decide who should take custody of her!! It’s either DrunkOtis or HagfaceKyle… make up your mind, Kim!! HagfaceKyle should just tell DrunkOtis that she’s a peasant who can very easily be replaced by one call to DaveRupel!
Loada, the mother of drunk driving Jello, tries to smother DrunkOtis about her “drinking problem.” DrunkO ain’t having none of Loada’s hypocritical advice when DrunkO brings up Loada’s very own problem child. Loada acts as if the “terrible tragedy” which happened to Jello when she was caught drunk driving at 2 am never happened!
RHOBH Loada Gets Pissy When DrunkDriving Dtr Is Mentioned…
The Real Housewives on Bravo Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading →
DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!! Seriously… who is buying this junk? \ HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading →
WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!! ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!! AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading →
From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler. Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler. Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line?? The best part of this interview with DrunkO?? She’s … Continue reading →
NOTE: There’s no way KimRichards wrote this! Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading →
NOTE: The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode. Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading →
On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them. DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled. Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading →