RHOBH Preview: The Beverly Hills Bad Acting Club

All of the professional actresses in the BeverlyHills BadActingClub, except for Loada because she was busy setting up “stick an IV in me” photo shoots, gathered at EyeD’s house to go over lines for uh… we don’t know.  Kim tells her Bette Davis story and BulbousLipsLisa is relegated to being the narrator, which she’s pissed about, as she says she is the most experienced actress! The last time DeformedLipsLisa worked was playing herself in a movie with her husband HARRY HAMLIN!!  HARRY HAMLIN!!!!

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HagfaceKyle’s Bizarrely Convoluted And Obviously Jealous Of DrunkOtis BravoBlog

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We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Addicts Are The Same As Anyone Else! Don’t Discriminate!

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NOTE:  THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN.  DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys,  Hey Guys???  That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Of The Same! But, The BIG Question IS “Who Gets Custody Of Kim?”

RHOBH Highlight! It’s VinceVanPeepin’

Still the BEST part of the RHOBH… so far.  Vince van Peepin’ through the garage window:

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RHOBH Preview: Custody Battle Over Kim Continues!

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HagfaceKyle abandons her gays at her gay mixup mixer to further whine about DrunkOtis kidnapping her sister, Kim. HagfaceKyle gives a brief apology to her gays and then returns to sniggeling and sniveling about DrunkOtis and Kim to the GladysKravitz’ … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who Are The Two Bellicose Brawling Housewives?

From CDAN:

One former Housewife and one current Housewife from different cities almost came to blows the other night at dinner.

Neither knew the other was going to be there and both of them took turns walking past the table of the other saying nasty things.

The current Housewife was drunk as per usual and was ready to fight right then and there.

NOTE:  “DRUNK” … per usual??  That’s a giveaway!!

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Items That We Don’t Care About

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The Housewives items which all get 9983746635534 Kens…   LawsuitJim takes his whining about FELONTeresa to the NYDailyNews… where he is STILL complaining about waiting for FELONTeresa and throws in a plug for his wife’s new fitness business.   SHUT … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: STRANGE UPDATE… After Being Called Out On SH RE “Gladys Kravitz” DrunkO Puts Up Video On FB

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NOTE:  There is NO way DrunkOtis wrote this.  The shows have gotten SO boring that not even the cast watches the episode… they have their ghostwriters watch and then write this drivel! Hello Everyone, I’m in NYC tonight and running … Continue reading

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BigLipsLisa Says Nothing In Her “WhyBother” BravoBlog… Zip, Zero, Nada.

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NOTE:  The point of BigLipsLisa’s BravoBlog is __________??  Obviously, BigLipsLisa was busy this week being totally amazed that she’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!! Remember not so long ago when some of you were asking when Season 5 was going to really … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s “Don’t Blame Me” BravoBlog: Defends BigLipsLisa… HFKyle Doesn’t Want To Spill “Private Information” About Kim!!

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Kyle responds to Brandi’s claims in last week’s blog.  If you missed last week’s DrunkOtis’ GhostwrittenBravoBlog, where DrunkO was the first to pull the “I’m a MOMMY!” card…  you can read it HERE. Before I get onto this weeks episode, … Continue reading

MORE Of The Custody Battle Over Kim!

On tonight’s episode of “let’s drag on this fight for as long as possible”:  Apologies don’t matter… everything goes back to square one and Kim doesn’t say much.  Around the age of ten, the Judge takes into consideration the wish of the child.  Kim should decide who should take custody of her!!  It’s either DrunkOtis or HagfaceKyle… make up your mind, Kim!!  HagfaceKyle should just tell DrunkOtis that she’s a peasant who can very easily be replaced by one call to DaveRupel!

RHOBH Preview: DrunkO Don’t Need No Help! Look At Your Own Drunk Daughter!

Loada, the mother of drunk driving Jello, tries to smother DrunkOtis about her “drinking problem.”  DrunkO ain’t having none of Loada’s hypocritical advice when DrunkO brings up Loada’s very own problem child.  Loada acts as if the “terrible tragedy” which happened to Jello when she was caught drunk driving at 2 am never happened!

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife Who Won’t Go Away!!

From CDAN:

“This Former west coast Housewife who would do anything to get back on the show… and has tried anything and done everyone… busted four of her teeth when she was drunk and fell down.

Her mouth looks nothing like it used to.   I guess the drinking thing never changes.”

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(Thanks “chameleon” and “Stan”!!)

THE FIRST ANNUAL “REALITY TV WHITE TRASH” HALL OF FAME! DRUNK OTIS WINS BY LANDSLIDE!!

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DRUNK OTIS IS THE WINNER… BY A LANDSLIDE!

WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT??

WHITE TRASH WINNER BRANDI DRUNK OTIS

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PumpMyStomach’s Kid Might Be German!

PumpMyStomach’s kid issues continue.  Will he be German?  Will Bravo pony up the cash for the genetic testing?  Hey, why not… he’s not asking for his wedding to be paid!  

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS

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WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!!  ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!!  AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS HAS GOALS!! Wants Her Own Talk Show… Talks Teresa!

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From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler.  Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler.   Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line??  The best part of this interview with DrunkO??  She’s … Continue reading

HAGFACE KYLE Continues The DrunkO Chaos… Sisters Forever!

“Well, you could see all night that Brandi was in her ear and trying to do this ‘No one cares about you, no one gets you except me,'” she told E! News.  

Brandi was “trying to drive a wedge” between her and her sister. “You know, feeding this into her ear and clearly trying to, you know, separate us.”   Look!!  HagfaceKyle is in her store!!

The Richards will NEVER separate!!  DrunkOtis knows this, but anything for a story line!!!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: DrunkOtis Rapping

From October 2012.  A BeverlyHills over-40 mother of two showing her very sophisticated side… 

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Kim’s GhostWritten BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  There’s no way KimRichards wrote this!  Today’s episode started exactly where we left off, back at Eileen’s poker night. I remember just wanting to leave so badly that I just kept on walking and didn’t even see the physical … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s Whining BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  The Housewives BravoBlogs have become trite and no longer go into depth about the episode.  Therefore, we’ll only feature those HWs blogs which add insight to the episode… Wow, this is a difficult blog to write. This was a … Continue reading

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading