DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…

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Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading


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RHOBH … What They’re Doing After The Finale

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THE BIG FINALE! DrunkOtis Chats With KimRichards… “Who’s On First” OR What The Hell Are They Talking About?

What a let down…

RHOBH Deleted Scene: ED And DrunkOtis Have A Talk…

BoringEileen was only on this season of the RHOBH to get some atten-shun for her Peepin’ HouseHusbandVince and to increase viewership on her soap.  She tries something in this deleted scene with DrunkOtis… but, we’re not sure exactly what:

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Does TheAgency Cater To Low IQ Clients?

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Came across DrunkOtis’ fake boyfriend’s great advice at TheAgency! ‘Tis a bit ironic that JonRuiz is giving advice on “keeping your word”!   This short essay by Ruiz was obviously written for low IQ agents… Even WORSE is that fact … Continue reading

DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About FELONJoodice And BFrankel

How could DrunkO escape the environs of MissAndy’s clubhouse without talking about people that she knows well… TreeJoodice or BFrankel??  DrunkO really feels for Tree and helps the RHONY PR machine by chatting about BFrankel.  Frankel is giving her “best friend” Tallmark a hard time.  What a crock!  DrunkO being “best friends” with Tallmark is equivalent to DrunkO being “best friends” with Cedric!

DrunkOtis On WWHL: Biggest Regret? Slapping PumpMyStomach

We all know that the “slap” was as real as PumpMyStomach’s faint on DWTS…

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DrunkOtis On WWHL: Talks About RHOBH Reunion… Not Really

Another glimpse into the RHOBH reunion show… no info, just a glimpse.


KimRichards’ 2012 BravoBlog: The Start Of “Krandi”… Kim Explains How She Totally Relates To Brandi

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Bravo… NOTE:  KimRichards has been lacking in submitting her thoughts for her BravoBlog.  This should come as no surprise to anyone, as Kim has ALWAYS had a lackadaisical attitude toward writing her BravoBlog.  Kim writes them when she feels like it.   … Continue reading

From 2012: RHOBH In Ojai… Shana Does Bare Butt Shot

Whilst searching for another item came across this from 2012.  The moronic RHOBH are doing flips… and Shana does her bare butt shot for MissAndy:

RHOBH Finale Preview: PumpMyStomach Has No Use For DrunkOtis…

PumpMyStomach won’t forgive the phony slap.  DrunkO says that Loada calls/texts her every day!  How is that possible?  Wasn’t Loada spending every moment trying to do massive PR work on her drunk driving “model” daughter?  DrunkOtis’ hair extensions are distracting…

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Messages For DrunkO And NayNay!

George Jefferson has messages for DrunkOtis And NayNay!!

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NayNay got herself a big house… with a mortgage! 

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

If these are the highlights from THREE episodes… the RHOBH reunion shows are sure to be another dragged out typical reunion!!

MissAndy brings up Diving With The Stars to Kim ONLY???

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NOTE:  Whilst awaiting either KimRichards or HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog, DrunkOtis has gifted readers with her insight into the further goings on with “The Horrors In Holland” by submitting another of her ghostwritten tomes! Hi Guys, It’s a new week and a … Continue reading

EX-Wives On WWHL…

Camille, Adrienne and Shana playing MissAndy’s ridiculous game.  Only mentioned here for Shana’s answer… she would LOVE to get another Bravo contract and, of course, would never want to offend any BH Housewives that could possibly assist her!  Shana chooses the Housewife most like herself…

RHOBH Finale Preview: More Blah, Blah, Blah

All one can hear is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM!  BLAH, BLAH, BLAH… KIM!  One would conclude that with all the experience HumongousLipsLisa has had with addiction/sobriety and her being personal friends with HagfaceKyle, SHE would have the upper hand in how Kim’s issues should be approached.  Dear HLLisa:  Great acting… and you remember your lines well.  However, CarltonTheDoorman could have done just as well.   

RHOBH Finale Preview…

Kim Drops In On Adrienne…

Kim had to go to Hollywood to chat with AdrienneMagoof about the Horrors In Holland…

HagfaceKyle Still Says She’s “In Bed Two Days” After RHOBH Reunion!

HagfaceKyle STILL thinks that viewers believe her when she insists that everything on the RHOBH is REAL.  Even after she talks about her “story line”!!  HFKyle is still clinging to her story that after the reunion taping, she stayed in BED for two days!   (The interviewer needs subtitles…)

HFKyle was dining with PumpMyStomach after the RHOBH reunion show… HERE.

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(Thanks “anon” and Mcrivin”!!!)


RHOBH Preview: HFKyle Spills It! What DrunkOtis Is Saying Behind Kim’s Back…

Looks like HFKyle doesn’t have dry eyes!   HFKyle is dramatically whining because of what DrunkOtis is saying behind Kim’s back … that Kim needs an intervention.  Big deal. 

NOTE:  Kim’s daughter, Whitney Davis, had a birthday party last night.  HFKyle did not attend.  Kim looked stressed even with makeup!

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“Tum Pluckered” will receive a bottle of DrunkOtis’ new wine, LiquidSkank!  FinePrint:  DrunkOtis taste-tests every bottle of LiquidSkank.  No estimate as to when a non-DNA bottle will be available. 

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DrunkOtis Says “Fire Eileen”!!

RHOBH Booooring In Holland …

Who wants to watch anyone shop…for knick knacks?  BOOOOORING.  While shopping, all the chit-chat surrounds DrunkO… who just happened to “find” her phony boyfriend in the red light district.  He was riding a scooter when he stopped to talk with PumpMyStomach.  He’s a school friend of PMS’s son.  ****EYE ROLL****

The “slap” was a totally fake stunt slap.  PMS turned her face as DrunkO reached for her.  Had it been a REAL slap, based on the sound effect made, PMS’s face would have a red hand mark.

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