RHOBH Preview: Yoda Nags PumpMyStomach

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At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony.   Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!

 

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DrunkOtis Makes Excuses For TreeJoodice … BravoFilming… Tree Didn’t Know What She Was Signing! Brandi Is An Idiot

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DrunkOtis says that Bravo/MissAndy is throwing big money at TreeJoodice to film her final days before walking through the front door at Danbury.  OF COURSE they are!!  Did anyone think that Bravo was NOT filming Teresa during her final weeks … Continue reading

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

DrunkOtis Hates Kenyan… What Would DrunkO Be Doing If NOT A Housewife?

After DrunkO calls Kenyan a horrible, horrible person, Sandra Bernhard asks DrunkOtis THE question:  WHY do you put yourself in these circumstances?  

DrunkO’s response was the expected response of a Housewife:  To make money.

NOTE:  Like the majority of her counterparts, DrunkOtis has no education and zero marketable skills to command earnings elsewhere.

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PumpMyStomach Matches RHOBH With Dogs… Except Yoda And Herself!

PumpMyStomach matches her fellow Housewives with their canine counterparts…except Yoda and herself!

 

 

DrunkOtis Says HagfaceKyle Is To Blame For Everything!

DrunkOtis is making the media rounds to garner support for her actions against HagfaceKyle and, most importantly, to gin up some interest for viewers to tune in to the RHOBH!  Interesting that the words “story line” are now freely said re the HWs “reality” shows.  We at SH have been chatting about the obvious story lines on Housewives shows for years, despite the many Housewives who claim that everything on their show is all REAL!  The Housewives’ “reality” is created, planned, scripted and agreed upon with the Housewives long before the cameras start filming…  

NOTE:  WHY does KimRichards need DrunkOtis to defend her against ANYONE, let alone HagfaceKyle? 

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: DrunkOtis And PumpMyStomach 2012 Interview

Whilst searching for highlights from AlienShapeShifterPam Dana Wilkey’s GameNight Party, came upon this chat with DrunkOtis And LisaVanderPumpMyStomach from 2012 when they were still on speaking terms.  From watching and listening to this interview, it was pretty clear back than that PMS was getting very irritated with DrunkO.

Notice that BOTH DrunkO and PMS have had MAJOR face work done.  They both look haggified…

SH “Hit And Run”: DrunkOtis… And A Look At ProjectRunway!

DrunkOtis is one step away from passing up Jocelyn Wildenstein…

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Equally horrendous as DrunkOtis’ face is AlyssaMilano on ProjectRunway!!  

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DrunkOtis On WWHL… Loves PumpMyStomach Hates HagfaceKyle

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Showing that she can be even more disgusting than she is… DrunkOtis goes after two cast mates on last night’s WWHL… “To be honest, I care about her and I love her and that sounds weird. I lived in Northern … Continue reading

DrunkOtis’ Waste Of Time Favorite Things… The Day After

DrunkOtis looks as if she had a hard night of drinking and lost her way from the car to her front door.  Looks like DrunkOtis was pulled out of the gutter by the camera man, threw on some eye shadow and blush without using a mirror… and was ready to film this boring “favorite things” segment!  Just another day for DrunkOtis…

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

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Celebrity Apprentice: Housewives Throw Pies

Kenyan Moore and DrunkOtis shove pies into each other’s faces…just like watching a Housewives show:

DrunkOtis Says Her Wine Name Is Still Secret… BUT, We Have The Name!!

Earlier this year, DrunkOtis revealed she was venturing into the world of wines with a new line, but she’s remained quiet on the subject recently.  “Yes, my wine is still coming out,” she tells the Daily Dish. “It should be out by the end of January.”

Brandi adds that she’s just putting the final touches on what she’s going to name her wine. “We have a few names that we’re floating around,” she says, “But if I reveal them out loud someone will go and buy [the rights] to them. I’ve been doing this on Twitter, where I’ll say, ‘Oh, I like this name!’ All of a sudden, it gets bought up! I have two names that I love and I’m hoping we get one of them.”

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(Thanks “JustN”!!)

Tonight’s RHOBH Sneak Peek: KimRichards Gets FreeDresses; HagfaceKyle Avoids Kingsley… DrunkOtis Wants “Family Friendly” Podcast

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HagfaceKyle drops by Kimbecile’s house to get an advance look at Kim’s daughter’s free wedding dress and Kim tries on her mother-of-the-bride dress.  HagfaceKyle is in hysterics mode when she learns that Kim’s kids are in bed sick.  Really?  With Kingsley the death-dog around the corner, HagfaceKyle is concerned about getting a sore throat?

Cut to DrunkOtis walking into an office building.  DrunkOtis is meeting with her PodcastOne boss to chat about her podcast’s future and the “explicit” label on her podcast.  DrunkOtis whines that “you just can’t say anything anymore”… PodcastBoss wants to attract more advertisers and DrunkOtis wants to make more money; they agree that the way to do that is to be more family friendly.

Dear DrunkOtis:  Your podcast is not “explicit” … it is disturbing.  The words that come out of your mouth are those of a 13-year-old boy who is trying to impress girls by getting a reaction to spouting a dirty word.

Your immaturity, your lack of intellect and your lack of education is revealed every second an unthinking base word spits of out your mouth on your jackassery podcast.  Your lack of ability to hold a conversation which would engage your guest(s) and will, therefore, engage your listener(s) shows that you are unrefined, unaccommodating, unsophisticated, untalented and unsuitable to be on the air.

The words which you categorize as those which you “just can’t say anymore” have been said… over and over and over and can be heard anywhere.  And they are said by anyone who, like you, lacks the imagination and the intelligence to form more cohesive thoughts without dipping into the sewer of your stock vocabulary.  Don’t expect any “family friendly” sponsors to come forward with the big bucks you’re looking for, as you have already shown the best of DrunkOtis on your podcasts…

Bytheway, we all know that your podcast “career” will be over as soon as it has run its course as your storyline…ala FEBUS’ radio talk show, WretchedRossi’s singing, Heather Dull-BRO’s restaurants, Sonja’s toaster oven, PumpMyStomach’s shoe line, GhettoNayNay’s reporting job, just to name a few. 

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A TYPICAL DAY WITH TREE JOODICE…Before She “Goes Away”!

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8:00:  Woke up.  Hit snooze button.  My cousin Kathy sent me a picture book she made of things that I won’t have in prison.  A picture of an alarm clock was on page 387.  How am I supposed to wake up … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ BLAH, BLAH, BLAH BRAVO BLOG: Smacks HagfaceKyle’s Parenting… DrunkOtis Is A Moron

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The show begins with Lisa Rinna’s birthday party. I watched the show and having not even yet met Lisa R. at this point, I can honestly say I can’t believe she is as old as she says. Lisa looks amazing … Continue reading

THE REAL REASON WHY YODA WAS UPSET… When Hearing News About Arrested Daughter

Poor YODA!  It wasn’t even a year from the time she uttered these words until her daughter-Jello-who-doesn’t-want-to-be-a-model was arrested for underage drunk driving!  Yoda’s “holier than thou” pride was crushed.  It’s hard to live down these words she spoke to Shana:

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RHOBH Preview: YODA Gets Call About Daughter Jello’s DrunkDriving Arrest

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Yoda gets “devastating” news about her other “model” daughter, Jello. Bella Hadid — the daughter of Yolanda Foster — who appears on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” — was arrested early Tuesday morning for DUI … July 22, 2014. Bella … Continue reading

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Kimmer’s BravoBlog: Free Fatburgers And Wedding Dresses For Everyone!

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Hello… I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving! I made two 28-pound turkeys. One for my sister Kathy’s and one for my house. The kids and I cooked for two days straight! Thanksgiving was just amazing, and we were and … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog…

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Watching Lisa R. getting ready for her birthday makes me smile. Her daughter giving her tips is very familiar to me. My girls hang out in my room while I get ready and give me style advice. When I don’t … Continue reading

On RHOBH: The Interchangeable “Friendship” Phone Call…

The required phone chat about how a phony friendship can or cannot “move forward” starring PumpMyStomach and DrunkOtis… BOOOOOORING!!  Is HagfaceKyle selling the “agency” ball cap she’s wearing??

 

Tonight’s RHOBH: No Bratty Kids Allowed!

The fact that HagfaceKyle is making her kid a story line is contributing to her brattiness… 

However, HagfaceKyle may be overcompensating with FrontPorcha because HagfaceKyle was adopted!!

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)