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KIM RICHARDS: DrunkOtis Playing Switzerland… Straddling Both Sides

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Several sources involved in the production of the show tell TMZ … Kim’s protestations last season that she was sober were laughable. Cast members Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and Yolanda Foster learned to just look the other way to avoid … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… Messages For Everyone!

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NOTE:  DrunkO’s brief BravoBlog was obviously submitted before KimRichards’ arrest… Hey Bravo Fans, Today was a fabulous day–t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s “Side Of The Dog Bite Story” BravoBlog… HFKyle Does Some Deep Deflecting… Questions Still Remain

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I don’t want to write this blog. I didn’t even want to watch this reunion, to be honest. There. I said it. But here I go…. Let’s just dive right into the text message from Lisa Rinna to Kim. I … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Says She’s Had Cosmetic Procedure Mistakes… NO KIDDING!!

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DrunkOtis on “GoodWork”… says that she has undergone a boob job, Botox, vaginal rejuvenation and more, and confessed to experiencing pain and some mistakes. “Oh yeah, tons,” she responded when asked if she has had work on her face. “Fillers and … Continue reading

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PumpMyStomach’s SmokeAndMirrors RomanceNovel BravoBlog

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  Whilst awaiting Kimmer and HFKyle’s BravoBlogs, PumpMyStomach has submitted an entry… which may be one of eloquence, yet says nothing.  More smoke and mirrors from a Housewife!! And here we have it…the final episode as the curtain drops on … Continue reading

Which DrunkOtis Wine Would Fly Off The Shelves? LIQUID SKANK By A Landslide!!!

Which DrunkOtis wine would fly off the shelves??

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Items We Don’t Care About!!

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The items we just don’t care enough about to give them full atten-shun!! Dorinda Medley’s boyfriend says free dry cleaning for all!!   LuAnnie tells E!Online:  “We have an epic season coming up, it really is one of our best seasons … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ GHOSTWRITTEN QUICKY BRAVO BLOG: “Tired Of The Game”

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Hello Bravoistas, It’s a sunny day in Southern Cali, and I’m having fun hanging with my BFF Darrin. It’s our birthday shopping day, which is always fun.  Gee, thought Drunk Otis’ phony boyfriend was her BFF!  As we’ve told you … Continue reading

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HOUSEHUSBAND JOSHY FINDS ANOTHER PRODUCT FOR TALLMARK TO PUSH… Ditches Her Card Organizers For Nail Polish!

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From Glamour: AAWWWWW… what a HouseHusband!!  Joshy found another product for his wife to push!!   “I really have this housewife situation where my son has obviously been in school for some time and my daughter’s not a baby anymore, … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:

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DUMB AND LAZY… Reality Show Riches

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By LAURA WOODS  GOBANKINGRATES.COM Many hardworking, well-educated people struggle to make ends meet. Meanwhile, some of the dumbest and laziest among us open their bizarre lives to reality TV crews and celebrate all the way to the bank. Many seemingly-untalented … Continue reading

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DRUNKO’S GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG… HFKyle Is “Slow and Not Smart”

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NOTE:  The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable.  DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion: Max Living In Poverty… Preview Of Next Week’s Episode

 Max is probably hangin’ over at Cedrics house until Mommy pays the electric bill.

Preview of next week’s reunion show:

 

RHOBH REUNION: Whining About The Phony Slap

The reunion shows will consist of arguments about the most ridiculous story lines, producer-induced slaps and stunt-glass shattering.  

DrunkO and PumpMyStomach are chattering about THE phony SLAP!

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The Change…

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“The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special got nastier than ever before, sources tell Us Weekly — and it was Kim Richards who “came in guns blazing.” “The reunion was nuts. It was exhausting for the women and extremely … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This! Captioned!!

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“Ann of PompanoBeach” will a be guest for ten minutes on DrunkO’s podcast show!  FinePrint:  Winner must be flexible with their time.  You may be asked to chat with DrunkO for the entire podcast… scheduled guests are dropping like flies. 

RHOBH Reunion Preview: Sparring Over DrunkOtis’ Fake Dutch Boyfriend… Who Will Get HermesBoy?

These shows have gone totally fiction.  It just so happened that PMS’s son’s BEST friend just so happened to run into PMS whilst in Amsterdam… and just so happened to “date” DrunkO??  Let’s see the text messages and hear the VM’s etc.  This fake story line was just TOO fake.  MissAndy/Bravo are now simply throwing anything at viewers hoping that something sticks.

LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN HOLLAND!!

SORRY DRUNK OTIS… THE BODY LANGUAGE WITH YOU AND HERMES BOY TELLS IT ALL!  YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM.  YOU’RE THINKING OF DARIN…

MissAndy’s RHOBH Reunion Cards…

Because MissAndy’s drinking games are SO passé, MissAndy/Bravo is attempting to lure in viewers to the sure-to-be-just-another-disappointing-reunion show by issuing official bingo cards. The cards give an indication of just how exciting the BH reunion will be!  WOO-HOO!!

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MORE RHOBH “What Are They Doing Now” From Ronnie!!

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NOTE:  If you’re wondering WHY DrunkOtis is “still a triangle ho”… please hop over to Ronnie’s place and read his RHOBH recap at TrashTalkTV!

WHAT WERE THEY DRINKING??

HFKyle was out with BFrankel and CaroleRadziwill.  What were they drinking??

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NOTE:  Allegedly while in NYC, HFKyle and DrunkOtis were in the same Sephora store.  Allegedly, HFKyle bolted out of the store when DrunkO was spotted.  Really??  The NYC Sephora stores are huge enough for TEN Housewives!  We smell a pure PR story… 

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…

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Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE RHOBH …

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RHOBH … What They’re Doing After The Finale

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THE BIG FINALE! DrunkOtis Chats With KimRichards… “Who’s On First” OR What The Hell Are They Talking About?

What a let down…