HagfaceKyle drops by Kimbecile’s house to get an advance look at Kim’s daughter’s
free wedding dress and Kim tries on her mother-of-the-bride dress. HagfaceKyle is in hysterics mode when she learns that Kim’s kids are in bed sick. Really? With Kingsley the death-dog around the corner, HagfaceKyle is concerned about getting a sore throat?
Cut to DrunkOtis walking into an office building. DrunkOtis is meeting with her PodcastOne boss to chat about her podcast’s future and the “explicit” label on her podcast. DrunkOtis whines that “you just can’t say anything anymore”… PodcastBoss wants to attract more advertisers and DrunkOtis wants to make more money; they agree that the way to do that is to be more family friendly.
Dear DrunkOtis: Your podcast is not “explicit” … it is disturbing. The words that come out of your mouth are those of a 13-year-old boy who is trying to impress girls by getting a reaction to spouting a dirty word.
Your immaturity, your lack of intellect and your lack of education is revealed every second an unthinking base word spits of out your mouth on your jackassery podcast. Your lack of ability to hold a conversation which would engage your guest(s) and will, therefore, engage your listener(s) shows that you are unrefined, unaccommodating, unsophisticated, untalented and unsuitable to be on the air.
The words which you categorize as those which you “just can’t say anymore” have been said… over and over and over and can be heard anywhere. And they are said by anyone who, like you, lacks the imagination and the intelligence to form more cohesive thoughts without dipping into the sewer of your stock vocabulary. Don’t expect any “family friendly” sponsors to come forward with the big bucks you’re looking for, as you have already shown the best of DrunkOtis on your podcasts…
Bytheway, we all know that your podcast “career” will be over as soon as it has run its course as your storyline…ala FEBUS’ radio talk show, WretchedRossi’s singing, Heather Dull-BRO’s restaurants, Sonja’s toaster oven, PumpMyStomach’s shoe line, GhettoNayNay’s reporting job, just to name a few.