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DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… Messages For Everyone!

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NOTE:  DrunkO’s brief BravoBlog was obviously submitted before KimRichards’ arrest… Hey Bravo Fans, Today was a fabulous day–t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ GHOSTWRITTEN QUICKY BRAVO BLOG: “Tired Of The Game”

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Hello Bravoistas, It’s a sunny day in Southern Cali, and I’m having fun hanging with my BFF Darrin. It’s our birthday shopping day, which is always fun.  Gee, thought Drunk Otis’ phony boyfriend was her BFF!  As we’ve told you … Continue reading

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DRUNKO’S GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG… HFKyle Is “Slow and Not Smart”

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NOTE:  The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable.  DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…

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Hey, My Bravoistas! I’m in my American Airlines’ seat 36 hours later, flying back home from NYC, thankful to be on a safe path home. My prayers go out to the families and loved ones of the downed German airliner … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ LAUGHABLE GHOSTWRITTEN BRAVO BLOG

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NOTE:  Whilst awaiting either KimRichards or HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog, DrunkOtis has gifted readers with her insight into the further goings on with “The Horrors In Holland” by submitting another of her ghostwritten tomes! Hi Guys, It’s a new week and a … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…

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NOTE:  The ONLY reason for highlighting DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog is her “PS” at the very end.    A great excuse for “proving” that her BravoBlog is not ghostwritten.  Nice try, DrunkO!!  But, no one is buying it.  Just admit it… you … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Talkin’ Hypocrisy…It’s Us v THEM!

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Well, you fans like drama, and you got your money’s worth tonight. So let’s dive in. Tonight’s blog focus: hypocrisy and double standards. I’m going to touch on the double standards of some of our Housewives. No need to name … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog: Addicts Are The Same As Anyone Else! Don’t Discriminate!

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NOTE:  THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN.  DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys,  Hey Guys???  That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS’ BRAVO BLOG: More Ghostwriting… And Excuses For Kim!! DrunkO Pulls The “I’m A Mommy” Card

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NOTE:  No way did DrunkOtis write this. Hi Everyone, Here we are go again for another weekly round of Housewives. I hope everyone is happy, well, and invested in the season. It’s certainly a dramatic one. This episode plays like … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BORING BravoBlog: PumpMyStomach Still Doesn’t Like Me!

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Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… FINALLY States “FACTS” About Lisa Vanderpump

First I want to say so sorry for missing my blog last week. As many of you know I have been on a whirl wind book tour for my new book Drinking and Dating. By the way, thank all of you for … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Drunk Otis’ Teeny, Tiny BravoBlog… Too Sad To Write

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I think it is very clear that the issues I have with Lisa come from a place of hurt because I cared so much about her. I wasn’t having a great year this year because of some health issues and my father … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BravoBlog…’Splains Her 20-Yr TMJ… Says LisaPump And HagfaceKyle Both Wanna Be “Queen Bee”

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Let me just start by saying after seeing my spray tan, I am definitely getting back into the gym to work on my mommy pooch.   NOTE:  No one wants to see your pooch… or any other parts!  At this … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ GHOSTWritten BravoBlog… Loves HagfaceKyle And CreepyCarlton… Doesn’t Like LisaVPump

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  DRUNK OTIS’ VERY OBVIOUSLY GHOSTWRITTEN, BUT NOT PROOFREAD, BRAVO BLOG…  This episode was both really fun and really hard for me. It was interesting to hear that Lisa and Kyle were throwing a joint birthday for Ken and Mauricio as … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… ‘Splains Her Broken Hand… It’s POOR Brandi Again…Blames “No Medical Insurance”… Says “No God Is Better”… HUH??

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I broke my hand on a Thursday. I had my friend who is a MMA fighter and boxer wrap it for me and was happy to go to Carlton’s party on Sunday. I did not go to the doctor for a … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog…

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I hope by watching this episode that people can understand a little more about why 2013 was such a tough year for me. My dad and I are a lot alike. We both have tempers and are very feisty. My … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog…

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  We start this episode with Kim and Kyle getting pedicures and bikini waxes while hanging out with their adorable daughters. When the wax lady pulled out giant dildos, all I could think was “Ew don’t touch them! Lord know’s where … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… Tag-Teamed By Husband/Wife… The DumbJoyce “Issues” Continue

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We begin this episode with the end of our SUR dinner from hell.  Lisa having a dinner to bring Joyce and I together is ironic because the whole reason we don’t get along is because of Lisa and the Hairgate situation. Lisa … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… DrunkO Can Say Anything She Wants ‘Cause “She Knows Who She Is”… **Eye Roll**

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As of today I have a new outlook. No more feeling sorry for myself because I had a rough year or some pathetic, phony famewh— can’t stop talking about me and throwing bulls— labels my way. I know exactly who … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… BS Explanation For Phony Boyfriend… DrunkOtis Too Drunk To Spell Correctly…You HAVE To Watch To Find Out WHO The REAL Liar Is… BORING!

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Hi! First let me explain what was (and still is) happening between me and my on-again/off-again boyfriend JR. I’m sure one can only imagine the huge amount of trust issues I must have. Well, JR has a bunch too, so … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’s BravoBlog… Loves Her Mom and Dad… Skeered Of Bees And Kim Richards Pitbull… Explains Mohamed, SkankyJo, MissAndy and Yolanda… And Not Gonna Talk About It No More!

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Awwww Im so excited you all finally get to meet my maker, mother, and my love mamma Judy Glanville. My mother has always been the most giving woman I know, so when it came time to move I knew I … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Brandi and MO-reese All Made UP!!!

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Bravo…   The Reunion Part 2! Uggh! The second part of this reunion mostly revolves around  Kim’s sobriety and her behavior in Paris. I was a little mean to Kim about the pillow talk in Paris. But I just couldn’t sit … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Calls Marisa Zanuck “Pot Stirrer”, But Likes Marisa… Says Faye Resnick “Makes Up Things” In Her Head… Mike Ruiz Works For Kyle Richards’ Husband at “TheAgency”…NOTE: Callin’ BS on Brandi’sBravoBlog!

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Bravo…  SORRY, but this is ANOTHER BrandiBravoBlog that simply does NOT sound like Brandi!   “God’s green earth”?   “Cackling hens”?  “Thank goodness”?   “Insecurity usually breeds bitchiness”… when did Brandi have time to pick up her BA in Psych??? … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog… Loves The LV Shoes From YoFo… Kyle Could Have Been More Supportive of Kim Richards…Says She Really Wants A Lisa/Ken Vow Renewal… Did Brandi Actually WRITE This?

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Bravo…  NOTE:  After reading Brandi’s words, this BravoBlog seemed as though Brandi might be getting some assistance in her writing skills!   Boat “excursion” “Endearing”  “Perplexed”  … and knows how to use “ME” and “I”??  Brandi, IMO, had no knowledge … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi’s BravoBlog…

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Bravo…     Paris! Yolanda and I really bonded on our trip to Paris. We had both spent many years there modeling in the past. I think Yolanda is a beautiful sexy woman and when she asks me to go exercise, … Continue reading