BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis Says Gays “Date” Her To Get To MissAndy… Guess Her **cough, cough** “Suitors”

From TheDish:

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“I’ll let you on a little secret: I…hate being alone.  I think putting on a front was a way to help me get through the days and nights when I was so depressed and pathetically sad.”   NOTE:  What is sad is that DrunkOtis has never learned to be pleased with herself… pleased enough to be alone with herself.  Will this be a story line?? Featuring the return of Dr.NoSocks???

She’s been used for her fame.  “More gay men than I care to count have asked me out because they’re hoping dating me would allow them access to all things Housewives…and Bravo,” she writes. “Maybe they were really after Andy [Cohen]?”

NOTE: DrunkOtis had “suitors”???

Her hook-up stories are better than blind items in Page Six.
Part of the fun of reading about Brandi’s exploits isn’t the exploits themselves—but figuring out the IDs of her suitors. (She assigns fake names to them throughout the book.)  NOTE:  Anyone having “fun” with over-40 DrunkOtis’ “exploits” yet??

  • There’s the famous actor, described as the biggest television actor of the ’90s, who had an “incredible appetite” for pleasing Brandi.    NOTE:  90′s TV stars:  Drew Carey, Kelsey Grammer, Jim Carrey, Scot Baio, Dustin Diamond, David Hasselhoff, George Clooney, John Stamos, Richard Dean Anderson, David Schwimmer, Alec Baldwin, David Duchovny, Ray Romano, JAMES GANDOLFINI, Al Bundy, Will Smith, Paul-Mark Gosselar and Bart Simpson.
  • There’s the sober, A-list movie star named “Marty” who has “sparkling” eyes but wasn’t so great in bed.  NOTE:  Could this be Gerard Butler?
  • Then there’s the “actor/rapper/political hopeful” and Oscar-winner with “chiseled abs” and “luscious lips” who “has to special order condoms just to fit him.”   NOTE:  The X-Small were too big…
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Publishers stopped this version of DrunkOtis’ book cover seconds before printing!!

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Adrienne Maloof Tried To Have Brandi Fired From ROHBH… Brandi Not A Fan of Adrienne’s New BF…

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More on Brandi Glanville’s book… from the NYPost: On her war with Adrienne Maloof: “After the first season, Adrienne tried her hardest to get me fired from the show and I took that very personally. We started a little war and … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Brandi Glanville: POOR, POOR No-Money Brandi “Gets V-Rejuvenation”!! … Brandi Is Givin’ Ideas To Richie and KomaKathy Wakile!!… Da Manzoids Raised $1,300 For Autism…Vicki Gunvalson, Brooks Ayers “Screw You, Tamballs”!!!… Yolanda and David Foster on “The View”…

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Brandi Glanville is getting some flack for excerpts from her book … and says things being said are taken out of context! This is Brandi’s book description from Amazon: She’s the brutally honest breath of fresh air on The Real Housewives … Continue reading

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi on WWHL… LeAnn Rimes Is “Insane”… MO-Reese Needs To Back Off!

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Bravo….  On last night’s WWHL… Brandi Glanville was in the BravoClubhouse with Lord of the Housewives, MissAndy, and Hoda… Hoda KOTBAND… Brandi says that LeAnn is insane…     NOTE:  After watching the RHOBH preview of Brandi discussing her “bagina” … Continue reading

BRANDI GLANVILLE: Brandi Talks “Book Deal” At Dinner Table… Next RHOBH…VIDEO

Bravo On the next RHOBH, Brandi mentions her book deal during dinner and someone is pissed…

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: THURSDAY EDITION!!!… KIM ZOLCIAK, KATHY GRIFFIN NEW PROMO, RAMONA SINGER, BRANDI GLANVILLE, DINA EASTWOOD, PHAEDRA PARKS “TAKE THAT DOWN!”… AND RUMORS ADDRESSED…VIDEO

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10:30 am  MARCH 15, 2012 … ‘BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!”    UPDATE  MARCH 15 4:30 pm   6:00 pm WARNING:  Danielle Staub tweeting an “877″ phone number.  DO NOT call!  That is a “Talk to PornStar” phone number. The … Continue reading