FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

YOLANDA FOSTER: On GMA This Morning… Why She’s Selling Malibu House… Where Is David Foster???

How strange.   How very strange.

Yolanda Foster obviously filmed this spot, which aired on GoodMorningAmerica this morning, to coincide with putting her over-inflated asking price of $27.5 million Malibu house up for sale PUBLICLY yesterday.   IMO, selling her house is the REAL reason for the GMA spot… but, it will be chalked up as YODA performing a PSA for LymeDisease!

What is “strange” about YODA, her house sale and all the PR she’s doing???

The  Foster’s Malibu house has been for sale PRIVATELY for the last several years…

  • The fact that YODA’s brain has decreased to 40% capacity (her words… she probably meant to include the word “functioning”!)…. but, is still functioning well enough to handle interviews and more than likely continue on the RHOBH!
  • her life is too stressful… but not stressful enough to stop interviews to sell her house!
  • she just discovered that her daughters will no longer be living in the house…but, she knew that while attempting to privately sell her house for the past few years!

Even stranger… where is David Foster????  Kinda strange that KingD isn’t around to assist his stressed-out debilitated wife…

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YOLANDA FOSTER: What Will Happen? Will YODA Get Her Own Lifestyle Show And Get Away From Those RHOBH Clowns?

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In this recent interview, YODA tells why she agreed to be a Beverly Hills Housewife.

YODA and KosherKyle are shown pickin’ lemons to prepare for the ten-day MasterCleanse.  Whilst up in the lemon grove, you can see how far the Pacific really is and you can also hear the traffic… and that is with audio editing.

YODA also says that other women can live through her, ’cause others haven’t traveled the world or done anything that she’s done, lived or experienced.   NOTE:  We’re givin’ this delusional statement from YODA 3337464 eye rolls!

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Highlights:  at the 2:10 mark YODA explains that she lost 40% of her brain… at the 4:25 mark talks about her starring role on the Dutch version of the RHOBH.  YODA says that her role on the Dutch Housewives show was to “inspire” women.

We at SH have been following YODA while she was on the Dutch Housewives show… one of our long-time reader/commenters “sd” travels to Holland on a regular basis and had been keeping all at SH apprised of YODA’s activities!

I'M DA STAR AND I'M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!

I’M DA STAR AND I’M HERE TO INSPIRE ALL LESSER VIMEN!  ESPECIALLY DOS VITOUT A PASSPORT!

YODA on DutchHousewives show preparing for marriage to KingDave:

NOTE:  IMO, and as stated before YODA was officially crowned the replacement for Camille Grammer, was shocked that DavidFoster would agree to be a part of another “reality” show, as “Princes of Malibu” was the last straw which led to the DavidFoster/LindaThompsonJennerFoster divorce.

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Let’s take a look back at some statements which come directly from the parties involved… KingD and YODA!

On TheView in early 2013… KingD starts to chat about YODA’s “platform” on the RHOBH, which is to sell her “romance” illusion and products.  KingD also says that YODA won’t get caught up in all that Housewives chaos… she’s above all that!

An earlier interview… from 2012!  YODA swears that she’s never watched the RHOBH.  And why should she???  YODA played the part for years on the Dutch version!  At the 2:05 mark, KingD and YODA say that nothing will ever come between them, especially not a “reality” show!!!

What will YODA do???  Will YODA continue on the RHOBH even though her brain capacity has dwindled and she needs less stress in her life??  WHY would YODA want to re-up?  The answer is VERY clear!

Here’s why YODA will continue:  Like ALL of her colleagues, YODA has a vested interest in playing her part on the RHOBH.  YODA has stuff she wants you to buy and also has an entire “lifestyle” she wants you to buy into!  YODA’s whole schtick is based on her and KingD’s “romance”… which she wants eventually to evolve into her very own “reality” show based on her healthy, fit and romantic lifestyle.

Contrary to what YODA has stated on twitter re SH “trash talking” about her, ALL items re YODA and KingD are straight from their own mouths or from public information!  SH requested YODA to point out ANY errors on any items re her on SH… as usual, YODA continues to “trash talk” about SH; however, has never pointed out any inaccuracies.  ‘Cause there are none.

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

YES… “BEWARE OF TICKS”! UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!

KingD said in this December 4, 2013 interview with a Toronto paper that YODA told him that all those BeverlyHills Housewives that she works with are “clowns” and that what YODA really wants is her own “lifestyle” show.  IMO, it’s pretty clear that KingD views the RHOBH with a bit of contempt… could KingD have been goin’ along with YODA bein’ a BH Housewife until she lands her own show, at which time he could bow out??

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:

“… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:

“She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that

(the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

David then explains that Yolanda says that the RHOBH is a bunch of clowns… tryin’ to make a living:

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is just a bunch of clowns trying to make a living,” he adds.  It’s a show about nothing basically but people seem to like it.   

Yolanda seems to enjoy it and I think she comes across very classy on the show and doesn’t really engage much in all the banter that goes on.

Also in the mix for YODA’s consideration is keeping her daughter’s “modeling” careers going.  Alana and the other one need to be associated with their mother’s “fame” to keep booking those “modeling” jobs… or they will shoot right down the model daughter’s of Housewives abyss ala “international modeling sensation” ChristineStaub!

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There is something just not sitting right re YODA and her “official” reasons for selling off her dream Malibu house, especially the **insert eye rolls here** “I can’t take care of my five (but are actually three) ACRES of house”!   Who the hell was taking care of the lemon house and acreage for the past several years??  YODA has been shown with plenty of help around her “estate”… so, we’re callin’ BS on that lame excuse!

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Are the Foster’s preparing for divorce???  The bloom is definitely off that rose and perhaps that moldy vase water is beginning to smell… time to throw it out and start anew.  IMO, all signs point in the divorce direction, however, we’ll just have to wait and see…

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JOYCE GIRAUD: DumbJoyce’s BravoBlog… “Happy And Naive”… VIDEO KimRichards Imitates LisaVanderPumpMyStomach!

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ROHBH Preview: Everyone Tries To Convince Joyce Giraud That Brandi Glanville Is Nice…

On the next RHOBH… It’s DumbJoyce v DrunkOtis!!

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… DrunkO Can Say Anything She Wants ‘Cause “She Knows Who She Is”… **Eye Roll**

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LISA VANDERPUMP: Lisa’s Christmas Pah-ty Advice… From 2011… AND The Latest “Divine Addiction”… Selling GiggyCards Last Year!

Ta-Ta… and Cheerio!  LisaVanderDump gives one and all her very cheeky Christmas pah-ty planning advice…

More pah-ty advice from the latest edition of LisaVPump’s “DivineAddiction” newsletter.  Last year in 2012, the newsletter was selling Giggy Christmas Cards!

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… SH **EXCLUSIVE**… THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS IS FAKE: No Kidding!!! More Questions Answered… From 2012!!… Brandi Glanville “no class, no boundaries and willing to do or say anything for attention”

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YES, this is a  SH **exclusive**… …from February 4, 2012!!   An interesting look back at the characters on the Beverly Hills “reality” show!  There is no “REAL” in any “reality” show… Cedric Martinez and Lisa Vanderpump… After the first … Continue reading

KIM RICHARDS, KYLE RICHARDS: Kim’s Stolen Palm Desert House Now For Sale!

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The long debated Indian Wells, CA house… which Kim Richards stated on the first season of the RHOBH that her sister and her husband, MO-Ree-C-O stole from her… just can’t help it…

… is now available!

YOU could actually live in a house in which HagfaceKyle and Kim Richards took a shower… and more (use your imagination)!

Indian Wells really is the Beverly Hills of the Desert complete with the home of a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Kyle Richards.   NOTE:  No mention of Kim!!

Fabulous Triple Fairway Views highlight this great Indian Wells Country Club home that has no HOA fees, 3 Bedrooms and 2 Baths all for under $500,000.   More at Zillow.com

Kyle stole Kim’s house in Aug 2004 for $420,000.   Asking price is a low $495,000!

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John Turturro is not the listing agent, but will probably get a cut of the sale proceeds… somehow!

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NOTE to KimRichards:  Sneak in your stolen house this weekend and remove all the copper wiring!  Heard that’s where the money really is in these houses!!  While you’re at it, grab that phony Picasso, too!   (See the “Picasso” included in photos from Zillow.com!)

 

IF YOU ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE “KYLE STOLE MY HOUSE” SAGA, PLEASE READ THE ITEM FROM OCTOBER 2011… “KIM AND KYLE RICHARDS EXPLAIN THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY!”

(Thanks to SH reader “fenpan”!!)

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… October 2011: Kim Richards’ “You Stole My House” Explained… Directly By Kim And Kyle Richards!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS… PREVIEW: Part III… Kyle Richards Meets Carlton Gebbia To Shop For Palm Springs Trip To Kim Richards’ Stolen House!

HagfaceKyle and CarltonTheDoorman meet up at a store called “stretch”… where the attendant lays on compliment after compliment about bell-bottomed HagfaceKyle’s small butt.  Apparently this store is the ONLY store in Beverly Hills that has an employee who didn’t know about the three month’s work of plastic surgery done on HagfaceKyle!  According to HagfaceKyle, her kids steal all of her clothes… lil FrontPorcha musta been ransacking Kyle’s store at the time of filming!

We’re givin’ this preview 387463,99384,387343 eye rolls!

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YOLANDA FOSTER: Tells KingD That The RHOBH Are “A Bunch Of Clowns”!

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David Foster blabs to a TorontoPaper about his career goals and then talks about Yolanda Foster and her goals! In an interview re David Foster’s quest to win a Tony Award and an Oscar statue, David is asked briefly about … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK: Ramona Singer, Mario Singer “More ‘Cheating’ Allegations… Jill Zarin Says Mario Hit On Her…WHY The “Cheating” Story Lines Are BS…AND… BFrankel “WHY She Is NOT A Talk Show Host”

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