If you didn’t catch the info on SH last year re the Mssrs. errr Drs. Nassif and Quagmire’s new show on E!, here’s what their new show “Botched” is about: BOTCHED features plastic surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul … Continue reading →
The moronic Housewives are SO yawningly BOOOOORING. It is so typical between seasons that you will hear these moronic Housewives screeching about how they need a raise… or that they have demanded more money from MissAndy or else they … Continue reading →
In this very narcissistic interview with HauteLiving, David Foster once again bursts the bubble of all those who still think that the RHOBH has any shred of reality… and makes sure that he mentions those divorce “rumors”! “…nor does … Continue reading →
Hola Mis Amores, I can’t believe it’s finally the last Episode. So before I dive into my thoughts on tonight’s Episode, I want to once again THANK ALL of you for the support, the love, encouragement, and the messages … Continue reading →
Well, this is my last blog for Season 4. This Reunion was a particularly difficult one. I had kept so much in for so long that when I finally said what had been on mind for so long, … Continue reading →
Lisa Vanderpump…. VINI, VIDI, VICI Lisa VanderPumpMyStomach has been declared the epitome of the Beverly Hills lifestyle and the BH Housewife whom all adore. The BH Housewife who, if she departs from her “reality” on the RHOBH, will take down … Continue reading →
We’d like to see CreepyCarlton and Drita from MobWives in a “to-the-death” cage match! Big, bad CreepyCarlton brags about how she spotted and snared her husband-to-be back in those heady New York days! Back when CreepyC was better known as the “actress” Carlton Lynx…
How elegant and admirable… more apropos for the Tamballs category of Housewives.
And we are back. I thank you in advance for your comments, which I always read. I take the time to blog, and I respect that you take the time to comment. So we are now returning to … Continue reading →
RHOBH Reunion Part II: DrunkOtis is whinin’ that she only drinks wine. Joyce says that DrunkO calls the paps; DrunkO denies and says that the paps stalk her ONLY because of her relationship with Eddie. UH… OK… Let’s get this straight: they ALL have PR people and they ALL call the paps!! AND we’re callin’ some real big BS on DrunkOtis’ “wine only” claim!
SkankyJo is so desperate to be one of the Beverly Hills HWs that she’s carryin’ around a Stella!!! DrunkOtis LOVES her Stellas!!! DRUNK OTIS PROMISES THAT SHE’S NOT GONNA BE TWEETING… AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO! … Continue reading →
DrunkO says that her “REAL” friends talk things out when they’re feuding. UH… aren’t these “REAL” Housewives her REAL friends??? Aren’t these Housewives shows their REAL lives, just with cameras following them around?? Despite recent reports, DrunkOtis said that she, Eddie and LeAnn are doing just fine and wishes they could all be like Yoda, KingD and Mohamhead!
To get the Housewives “loosened” up before the REAL questions begin… MissAndy asks them about the mean tweets they get! How interesting that not one of these Housewives talk about the mean tweets they issue!
WHAT!?!? MissAndy didn’t ask them how big their boobs are… as he did the OC Housewives??? NOTE: If you missed MissAndy’s questioning of the RHOC’s boobs… see SH June 27, 2012.
ROHBH Reunion … Mean Tweets
NOTE: The worst we ever called HagfaceKyle, besides “lizard-lip-lickin’ HagfaceKyle,” was “Manhands”… but, never tweeted that to her! HagfaceKyle got the “Manhands” tweet from someone who obviously read “Kyle Gotz Da Manhands” a 2011 SH item and sent it on to her!
NayNay’s last gasp at bein’ a big Hollywood star and gettin’ outta Haterville will soon get that cancellation notice. GLEE’s ratings have dipped to a new dismal low… Hope NayNay uses that private number of TylerPerry!! Kandi Burruss gets her … Continue reading →
DrunkOtis is defending herself against the **cough, cough** totally absurd accusation by Joyce that DrunkO “dates” ugly short men. The accusation SHOULD be: Does DrunkOtis have one night, one hour, one minute “meetings” with ugly short men… as there is plenty of evidence to prove that accusation!!
NOTE: As stated in the reliably researched link above (please scan over and click the underlined link), there is NO record of a bankruptcy. Cannot verify if the Todd/Pump’s ever filed for bankruptcy in England… something that could be possible, especially in respect to filing for a business reorganization bankruptcy and NOT a Joodice-type personal bankruptcy! The operative word here is “COULD”…
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap “Are You My Friend?” by Sandi Duffy Last episode of a boring season. Everyone is going to the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce party. Two seasons ago, Kyle didn’t know what a chamber of … Continue reading →
HOW DARE YOU!!! EVEN THOUGH ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE, I’M LANGUISHING IN BED WITH IVs STUCK IN ME BECAUSE OF MY LYME AND I ONLY GOTZ A THIRD GRADE EDJACASHUN… I STILL WRITE MY OWN BRAVOBLOGS!!! Helloooooo Bravo lovers! … Continue reading →
NOTE: There’s no way Kim Richards wrote this! There are no exclamation points or WOO-HOOs or WOWs!! Hi Everyone! All day I have pondered over this blog. Just watching the trailer for tonight’s episode I realized all that we have … Continue reading →
Beverly Hills Centennial event was also our final party and another exhausting affair. When we arrived the Beverly Hilton Hotel, it looked amazing. Surprisingly although outside it wasn’t even cold, I knew chill fronts would no doubt be making their … Continue reading →
Hello to you all, and now we conclude this season. . . So as the curtain falls on this final episode, I wish I could call it a comedy of errors — but it’s not. It has been a challenging … Continue reading →
THOSE MORONS AT NPR are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads. Fish heads which were designated as TRASH. NOTE: Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading →
NOTE: Darin Harvey’s EX-wife promised that she was gonna spill it about DrunkOtis … still waiting to hear MORE from her!! DrunkOtis prolly paid her off to shut her up, which explains DrunkOtis totin’ that old crappy Stella!
THIS is what Michelle Harvey said: “The amount of personal info I have about BG is literally endless. I really feel the most appropriate time to share all will be after her rediculous book comes out. I’m sure the majority if which will be embellished half truths if not complete lies. Most of which i’ll be able to (lie detector of needed) be able to completely dispel!!” DrunkOtis’s SECOND book has been published… still crickets from Michelle!! Where are you, Michelle???