NOTE: The RHOBH BravoBlogs are up (here), except Kim/Kyle’s… all are predictable. DrunkO’s ghostwritten BravoBlog was selected as it is the most ghostwritten!! Hello Bravo and Housewives Fans, I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform … Continue reading →
NOTE: Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia. That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading →
Our very favorite splits-maker and hair-tossin’ Beverly Hills Housewife, HagfaceKyle Richards, is now the OFFICIAL spokesperson for her hair product, Nourage! Per Nourage, your HAIR tells all!! “Our hair says a lot about who we are. Happy. Sad. Overworked. Underappreciated. And with … Continue reading →
FINALLY… the required spa scene!! In this upcoming dramatic scene, DrunkOtis goes to some crappy spa and has a mental meltdown. Loada co-stars, playing the part of the concerned “friend” who counsels DrunkO… for free!! Loada claims that she wouldn’t … Continue reading →
Oh boy. Where do I even begin? I was so excited about finally being in Amsterdam. I was hoping I could just forget about what was going on between Kim and me and just have fun. How long has HagfaceKyle … Continue reading →
The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping. But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show! … Continue reading →
Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top. A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line. It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it. It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!
Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”? OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?
Will Loada stop by to see her mother? Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee! Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy! He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!! Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…
RHOBH Go To Holland
Really, HagfaceKyle??? You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?
NOTE: THIS IS DEFINITELY GHOSTWRITTEN. DrunkOtis is crisscrossing the US and it appears that she has given the task of writing her BravoBlog AGAIN to her ghostwriter. Hey Guys, Hey Guys??? That’s a new one!! Seems every time I write … Continue reading →
On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them. DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled. Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading →
On last night’s WWHL, Eileen “what the hell is she doing on a HWs show” Davidson is asked to play MissAndy’s word association game: NOTE: Apparently, DrunkOtis is not pleased with how she’s perceived and blames MissAndy for perpetuating the … Continue reading →
HagfaceKyle’s fake crying, BigLipsLisa and Eileen’s producer-induced “curiosity” and Kim’s total confusion about her allegiance to her sister or to DrunkOtis was totally overshadowed by a HouseHusband! All Hail, PeepingVince!!
Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading →
Well, isn’t this something! LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed! LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading →
NOTE: We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease. We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges. We still stand by … Continue reading →
The Beverly Hillbillies star Donna Douglas has died at 81. The actress, who played Elly May Clampett on the beloved 1960s TV series, passed away Thursday at her home in Louisiana surrounded by her friends and family. NOTE: The RHOBH … Continue reading →
These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!! AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading →
Yoda’s model daughter showin’ her **GASP** side boob! A stink over a side boob??? After THESE naked poses?? Yoda’s other “model” daughter looks positively torturously miserable in her latest “modeling” pose: Yoda has slid back comfortably into her LymeBed … Continue reading →
‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.” DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.
DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions…
We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:
What are your beauty essentials for on and off camera? “Beauty starts from within. I know that drinking lots of water with lemon is a pain sometimes, but in combination with green vegetable juices and omega-3 oil, you have a … Continue reading →