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ALANA’S BEST EVER CHRISTMAS PRESENT… Mommy Got Her A Maybelline Contract!

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Don’t wanna say TOLDJA SO… BUT… After PuffyFaceAlana talks about how “lucky” she feels about getting her “Model of the Year” Award from TheDaily, she spills it about how she REALLY got her “Face of Maybelline” contract. “Well my mom … Continue reading

LOADA CURED… THE AFTERMATH!

LOADA AND KING DAVID WILL STILL GLOBE TROT… BUT, WILL HAVE FUN DOING IT STANDING UP… ALL FOR LYME!!  NO MORE OF THOSE LYMEFACE-IN-BED “STICK AN IV IN ME” SHOTS!!

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THE BEST PART OF THE RHOBH PREVIEW… IT’S VINCE VAN PEEPIN’!

HagfaceKyle’s fake crying, BigLipsLisa and Eileen’s producer-induced “curiosity” and Kim’s total confusion about her allegiance to her sister or to DrunkOtis was totally overshadowed by a HouseHusband!  All Hail, PeepingVince!!

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IT’S A MIRACLE!! LymeYoda Has Recovered!!

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Well, isn’t this something!  LymeYoda has suddenly found the strength to pull out that IV and arise from her LymeBed!  LymeYoda or “Loada” because she is simply a LOADA crap when it comes to her fakiness… is now issuing happy … Continue reading

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The REALITY of LymeYoda’s Illness Claims… MD Calls FAKE! “Illness” Does NOT Exist!

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NOTE:  We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease.  We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges.  We still stand by … Continue reading

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ORIGINAL BeverlyHillbilly Dead At 81

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   The Beverly Hillbillies star Donna Douglas has died at 81. The actress, who played Elly May Clampett on the beloved 1960s TV series, passed away Thursday at her home in Louisiana surrounded by her friends and family. NOTE:  The RHOBH … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

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The Big Stink… Over A Glimpse Of Alana’s Side Boob! Yoda’s Other “Model” Daughter Looks Tortured!

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Yoda’s model daughter showin’ her **GASP** side boob!   A stink over a side boob???  After THESE naked poses?? Yoda’s other “model” daughter looks positively torturously miserable in her latest “modeling” pose: Yoda has slid back comfortably into her LymeBed … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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SH “Hit And Run”… Yoda, NayNay, HouseHusband’s Allegations, Model Daughter

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What are your beauty essentials for on and off camera? “Beauty starts from within. I know that drinking lots of water with lemon is a pain sometimes, but in combination with green vegetable juices and omega-3 oil, you have a … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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THE REAL REASON WHY YODA WAS UPSET… When Hearing News About Arrested Daughter

Poor YODA!  It wasn’t even a year from the time she uttered these words until her daughter-Jello-who-doesn’t-want-to-be-a-model was arrested for underage drunk driving!  Yoda’s “holier than thou” pride was crushed.  It’s hard to live down these words she spoke to Shana:

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RHOBH Preview: YODA Gets Call About Daughter Jello’s DrunkDriving Arrest

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Yoda gets “devastating” news about her other “model” daughter, Jello. Bella Hadid — the daughter of Yolanda Foster — who appears on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” — was arrested early Tuesday morning for DUI … July 22, 2014. Bella … Continue reading

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Kimmer’s BravoBlog: Free Fatburgers And Wedding Dresses For Everyone!

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Hello… I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving! I made two 28-pound turkeys. One for my sister Kathy’s and one for my house. The kids and I cooked for two days straight! Thanksgiving was just amazing, and we were and … Continue reading

Adrienne Magoof’s Dating Life … All The Execs In Beverly Hills Are Dating 20-Year-Olds

Adrienne looked so much better when she was with Rod’s kid… YIKES!!  Heard Jacob was over visiting Magoof’s neighbor, ParisHilton, when Magoof isn’t looking.

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YOLANDA FOSTER: The RHOBH Are “A Bunch Of Clowns”! Just Using RHOBH To Get Her Own “Lifestyle” Show!

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From December 2013:  David Foster blabs to a TorontoPaper about his career goals and then talks about Yolanda Foster and her REAL reasons for being a clown on the RHOBH!  In an interview re David Foster’s quest to win a … Continue reading

RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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RHOBH New Season Preview…

KingDavid makes an appearance with the clowns of Beverly Hills, who are just as ridiculously disgusting as their NJ subhuman counterparts.  Not even interested in watching this dreckish garbage…

KingDavid has said numerous times that his wife is ONLY on the RHOBH to slide into her own lifestyle show and that she is the voice of reason among the clowns with which she’s forced to appear.

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THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS ARE OVER…

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The article from EntertainmentWeekly asking if we’re tired of “reality” TV is not at all surprising.  We’ve been saying the very same, but specifically about the Housewives franchises for at least a year. With the Bravo debacle, the RHONJ, wrapping up … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM… Who Is The EX-Housewife??

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This former Real Housewife finds out where Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.   NOTE:  Money is on SkankyJo!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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Amy Phillips Does The Housewives… Five-Year WWHL Anniversary

Amy Phillips has really moved on up in the world from the time we first highlighted her two and a half years ago.  Amy now has a verified Twitter account @AmyPhilips_ … which is better than buyin’ a BirkinBag and ghetto-ing it all up to show how important you are!!

Go on, Amy!!

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

NEW BEVERLY HILLS HOUSEWIFE: Christine Alexandra Chiu

The RHOBH are now filming… DrunkOtis was spotted out with the newest cast member, Christine Alexandra Chiu.

 

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Christine Chiu was on the original list of potential BH Housewives back in 2010… she finally made it!!

This is the original list of BH women wanting to be on the original cast of the RHOBH:

1. not caucasian (out of running – name will not be revealed)  **This is CHRISTINE CHIU

2. has lots of brothers (cast!! cant mention named – per Bravo!) *This was ADRIANNE!

3. an L.A. native (out of running – name will not be revealed)

4. flies (out of running – name will not be revealed)

5. something O (out of running – name will not be revealed)

6. rhymes with Yale (out of running – name will not be revealed)

7. Brentwood dweller (out of running – name will not be revealed)

8. Has 3 names! (cast!! cant mention named – per Bravo!) **This was Taylor Ford Armstrong!!

In 2010, Bravo was still deliberating over two groups of five ladies in Beverly Hills that had been selected over the summer.   One Housewife in the running is a woman of Chinese descent who has beautiful clothes and is a socialite, fashionista, and philanthropist in BH – she is married to a plastic surgeon also of Chinese descent.  NOTE:  This was Christine Chiu. 

Bravo’s Real Housewives of Orange County was cast in much the same process – asking casting directors to develop two story-lines around two different casts – and then letting Bravo executives and producers pick between the two.

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Chewy is the wife of BH plastic surgeon, Dr. Gabriel Chiu.  

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Chewy provides a personal touch to every one of her husband’s patients, according to LAConfidential:

 And Chiu’s wife, Christine, sends each patient home with a recovery bag complete with chicken noodle soup, vitamins, fresh juices, magazines, music, and movies. This attention to detail has made Chiu as admired for his bedside manner as he is for his sculptural skill.

 

Christine had a birthday par-tay in 2012…

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A day in the life of Dr. Chiu includes his wife, Christine...

6:45AM My Ferrari roars to life to take me to work.

7 AM I scrub into surgery. On today’s menu: a nose, two pairs of breasts and highdefinition abdominal liposuction. No case is ever the same, and I love challenges. Noon I have a quick lunch with the wife and publicists at Bouchon to discuss upcoming engagements and press opportunities.

1 PM I’m in the office having a power meeting with the staff to instruct on the new Stem Cell Banking program. I sneak in a quick phone interview with HLN about new trends in male plastic surgery.

2 PM I see a couple of follow-up patients, and they love their newly sculpted bodies and younger faces. Their husbands high-five me.

3 PM I perform a non-surgical facelift, using Perlane to volumize the cheeks, Juvederm to fill in the nasolabial folds, and Dysport to lift the brows. In 30 minutes, I’ve removed ten years off of my patient’s face. Two more Botox appointments follow this.

4 PM Yves Saint Laurent’s tailor stops by to fit me for a newly purchased black single- breasted suit with peaked lapels. Tom Ford drops off a bespoke tux for an upcoming charity gala.

5 PM Christine and I walk across the street to the Beverly Wilshire Hotel to attend the Montblanc Press Lounge and pre- Oscars beauty events.

 

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6 PM I race home to get dressed for the night’s events. I change out of my comfortable microfiber scrubs and sneakers and into a Kiton black Houndstooth suit and a pair of black Saint Laurent dress shoes. My watch of the evening is a limited-edition platinum IWC F.A. Jones skeleton watch (No. 38 of 50). I slip on some custom David Yurman diamond cufflinks and a matching diamond band. With just a spray of Chanel Blue, I am ready to go.

7 PM Christine (in a Dolce&Gabbana dress and Russian lynx coat) and I mingle with friends at the QVC party at the Four Seasons, before heading over to the Emerson Theater where the OK! magazine pre-Oscars party is held. Red carpet, celebs, champagne…

9 PM The last stop of the evening is a dinner meeting with visiting VPs of Skin- Ceuticals at Spago in Beverly Hills. I bump into my designer friend Lloyd Klein, who happens to be celebrating his birthday with Natalie Cole and AnnaLynne McCord. Wolfgang Puck stops by to chat, while Barbara Lazaroff charms our guests.

11PM: I say a nightly prayer and then it’s lights out!

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WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!  Christine Chiu was hangin’ with Tree Joodice’s prison prepper, Wendy Purner Feldman… back in 2010.