HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LeaBlack Is “STAR of RHOM”… Real HWs of ATL Preview…Kelly Bensimon “Sellin’ And Smellin”… Melissa Gorga “LOOK At Her Dress!”… Lisa Hochstein… Lea Black… Sonja Morgan… Amy Phillips Does Teresa Giudice

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OUCH!  Lea Black has been given the distinction of being the “STAR” of the RHOM:  “Woods will share her financial expertise by highlighting her best-selling book, “Its All About the $Money, Honey!” She was invited to appear on the show … Continue reading

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REAL REALITY STUFF!… The Ocean Is Closed… Elderly Couple Kicked Out of House…Playing “It Tag” Is Dangerous!… Who Is SIRI?… Mail Carrier Caught

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The moronic Housewives are becoming ever more BOOOOORING.  Last night’s RHONJ Reunion Show was so predictable …  is there anyone who was surprised or could not have taken logical guesses as to what was to take place on the reunion … Continue reading



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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… DOWN REALITY ROAD: Senator Ted Cruz “YAY!”… Debt Collectors… “Future of Stamps Study” Costs Over $500,000… Disabled Disney LineJumpers Stopped… New “Reality” Show; Celebs Launched Into Space!

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Let’s not become distracted by those ‘smoke and mirros’ moronic Housewives… THIS is just some of what’s goin’ on in the REAL world! YAY!!! To Senator Ted Cruz… he almost broke the filibuster record!!  Says Senator Cruz:   “The central issue, … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.



How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”


Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!

ANDREA SNEIDERMAN UPDATE: Sentenced To Five Years… Andrea Wins “Best Internet Actress” Award… “Don’t Send Me To Jail, Judge… I Got KIDS!”

Before sentencing her to five years for her participation in the murder of her husband, Andrea Sneiderman read a statement to the Judge… hoping that her words would sway the Judge to be lenient.  Andrea got on the stand and put on a stunningly-can’t-help-but-watch stellar acting job.   Andrea’s acting is amazingly astonishingly Academy Award Winning material…

(Thanks to SH reader “StellaStarlite”!!!)


SHEREE WHITFIELD, KIM ZOLCIAK: Chateau Sheree “What A Dump”… KimZ Havin’ Twins

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Poor Sheree!! Sheree Whitfield’s chateau is reportedly in serious financial trouble.  All the work and dreams Sheree put into building her massive monstrosity has been for nothing… or, if you want to buy Sheree’s chateau, you can pick it up … Continue reading



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Although not featured on SH, have been keeping an eye on “innocent” Andrea Sneiderman… To sum up:  Andrea had an affair with her boss; the boss apparently fell madly in love with Andrea… for reasons known only to the two … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: RHONJ Fight Is Ratings Winner… Kenya Moore “Trump Checks”… Brandi Glanville “New Book”… NJ Gov Loves “Reality Shows”… Worst Singer

TheWrap:  For great ratings numbers… keep those black hair spray fights comin’!!!

USMagazine:  Twirler Kenya Moore gets $600,000 for next season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta…  NOTE:  Kenya’s “eviction” was purely a story line…



Enstarz:  Brandi “DrunkOtis” Glanville says her next unfiltered book is about ‘Drinking, Dating and Medicating.‘   NOTE:  WHAT!  No LeAnn and Eddie!

Roofies On A Plane…


AP:  New Jersey Gov Chris Christie says “reality” shows “give a positive image to New Jersey.”    NOTE:  As long as the state is getting money from all those permits the “reality shows” are required to obtain LapbandChris will LOVE them!

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(Thanks to SH readers “PDM” “BlueIvy” “PMG” and “Cathy”!!!)


SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Tamra Barney “First Husband Talks”; Says Tamballs Liar!… No Housewives Shows Emmy Nominated… Kyle Richards “Plastic Surgery Confidence”… NayNay Leakes’ New Show… Lauri Peterson “Wants Back For Season Nine”… Costco Secrets!

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Tamballs’ FIRST husband and Ryan’s father, Darren Vieth, tells ROL that Tamballs is a liar!  Well, what else is new? “Tamra is a liar, a cheater and a bad mother to our son, Ryan, and she seemed to enjoy constant … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” MONDAY! Heather Dubrow “Filmed RHOC Reunion Show”… Lynne Curtin “Request From IRS”… Jenny McCarthy New View Host… Cynthia Bailey New Home Depot Spot…Mama June New Look!… Rich Wakile “Secret Child Uncovered”!!!!

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The original OC cast… Lynne joined later. The very first Housewife to carry the sacred title of “Stoopidest Housewife of the Year” was Lynne Curtin from the RHOC.  Ms. Curtin (she is divorcing her husband of 22 years) earned her … Continue reading

KENYA MOORE: Kenya’s “Eviction” Caught By Bravo Cameras… What Else Is New?


Twirlin’ Kenya Moore has been havin’ issues with her landlady for a few months… the landlady has taken steps to evict Kenya from her Roswell house.  This is nothing new… these Atlanta Housewives been evicted or have had housing problems in the past.  However, Kenya’s eviction is all a part of her story line for the next season of the RHOA.  Bravo made sure to have those cameras recording Kenya’s “eviction”… all over a shortage of $848 by Kenya!  PUH-LEEEEZE!!



SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: Porsha Stewart “Git Outta The House”!!… Brandi Glanville Gets Lisa Vanderpump’s Old Job…

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Porsha Stewart said all she wanted was her name… ’cause it ain’t about no money!  We all knew when Porshee said that on the Real Housewives of Atlanta that lots of side eyes and eye rolls would be comin’ her … Continue reading


KIM ZOLCIAK: KimZ’s Chateau “Almost Move In”… Smoking Accusations Addressed

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Kim and Kroy Zolciak-Biermann’s new house is almost ready for inhabitants.  KimZ will require lotsa help for her monstrous manor!   @KimZolciak-Biermann has been tweeting the progress of her new abode… Unlike ChateauSheree, construction of KimZ’s new house WILL be … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Sheree Whitfield on “Necessary Roughness”… Kenya Moore Eviction Update “It’s Absurd”… Porsha Stewart “$5,000 A Month Alimony”… Danielle Staub “Buy My House” PUH-LEEEEZE!!!

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The “highly educated” Housewife from Orange County, Heather Dull-BRO ain’t the only Housewife snaring those hard-to-get TV guest roles!   NOTE:  One would think that acting chops would be somewhat germane to snagging a guest role; however, it appears that … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” THURSDAY: Kim Zolciak “Kroy Cheating… THREE Years Ago”… Phaedra Parks “Baby Boy II”… RHOC Real Estate

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The latest issue of InTouchMagazine has an “explosive” expose of Kim Zolciak’s now-hubbend, Kroy Biermann.  Per InTouch, Kroy was seein’ some other chick while he was starting to date KimZ three years ago.  The other chick even saved the text … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA REUNION RECAP: Season Five, Episode Twenty-Three … “Reunion, Part III”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA REUNION RECAP:   Season Five, Episode Twenty-Three … “Reunion, Part III” by Sandi Duffy This will be bare bones because this season was horrible…and I am ironing my daughter’s dress for her chorus concert tomorrow morning. … Continue reading


SH “HIT AND RUN” SATURDAY: Nene Leakes “Million Dollar Housewife”… Kim Zolciak LOVES Lisa Vanderpump… Tamballs New Spokesperson!!…

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ROL reports that Nay Nay Leakes has gotten a raise… from $750,000 a season to an even $1 million. The reason for NayNay’s raise is that someone says that she is the main reason viewers watch the Real Housewives of … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA: Reunion Part II Preview… Nene Leakes Calls Phaedra Parks “Low Down and Dirty”… Phaedra Tried To Get Dirt On Nene Through Nene’s Half-Sister(s)… Nene Says She Got Dirt on Phaedra… Phaedra Fades…

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Bravo…  On the RHOA Reunion Show Part II… NayNay calls out Phaedra Parks for doin’ some sneaky maneuvering behind NayNay’s back! Apparently, Phaedra had some words with NayNay’s half-sister or sisters, tryin’ to get some dirt on NayNay. This is … Continue reading


REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA RECAP: Season Five, Episode Twenty-One … “Reunion, Part I”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA RECAP   Season Twenty-One … “Reunion, Part I” by Sandi Duffy I am not looking forward to this reunion.  How much more of my time will be wasted on the dueling workout videos that no one … Continue reading