RHOBH Preview: LOOK!! It’s Jamie Lee Curtis!!

DrunkOtis screeches in the back seat of a car; CarltonTheDoorman gets tatted; there’s a mannequin breakdown in HagfaceKyle’s store; Jamie Lee Curtis makes a guest appearance…to raise money for those kids that HagfaceKyle raised a whopping $5,000 for in Season One!  Or, maybe HagfaceKyle changed charities… to a kid’s charity of JamieLee’s choice!

If you’re interested in reading these BeverlyHills goofballs’ pre-planned accompanying pieces otherwise known as their BravoBlogs… please read them at BravoTV.com.  ‘Cause we give their predictable words 3328273,39384, 999 Kens and the same number of eye rolls…

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ BravoBlog… DrunkO Can Say Anything She Wants ‘Cause “She Knows Who She Is”… **Eye Roll**

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As of today I have a new outlook. No more feeling sorry for myself because I had a rough year or some pathetic, phony famewh— can’t stop talking about me and throwing bulls— labels my way. I know exactly who … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Preview: The Obligatory Fight During A Dinner Party… Starring Joyce Giraud’s Husband V Brandi Glanville

Just change-up the Housewives at the dinner party… lather… repeat…and repeat… and repeat… and repeat…repeat… repe……….. so predictable and BOOOOORING!!  How many best friends does DrunkOtis have??

AND… don’t mind KimRichards’ ex-blind date, Martin Genis, but what the hell is Mohamed doin’ there?

HEY!!  Where are Blanche and Jane???

 

LUANNIE DE LESSEPS, CAROLE RADZIWILL: Improv Classes Filmed Back in August… Will Be RHONY Story Line…

Read with great interest that CountlessLuAnnie has taken “comedy” classes at ThePIT (People’s Improv Theater) in NYC.  LuAnnie and Carole Radziwill will BOTH be featured doin’ their improv… the classes at ThePIT were filmed back in August.

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WE’RE FUNNY… AND THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!

Is Heather Thomson pregnant… or is this just a bad angle???  More photos and details about last night’s “performance” from TheLaughButton

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!!  NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN'T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU'RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

YES!! THIS GUY IS A DENTIST!! NOT MY DENTIST, BUT A DENTIST… AND HE DIDN’T TEACH THE CLASS THAT YOU’RE GONNA SEE ON THE RHONY!

Friends of SH used to teach at ThePIT… several years ago!!  However, they teached all they could teach at their time at ThePIT.  They have scattered to other parts to continue acting (MadMen) and to teach improv comedy!

But, we still have their very, VERY funny “Bridezillas” parody… from SH May 2012, which was shot right in Countless Luannie’s UWS neighborhood!!

Mary Magdalene is making wedding plans with Jesus’ mother…will Jesus’ REAL father show up for the wedding??   Watch carefully… at the 2:56 mark Jesus turns Joseph’s cup of water into a wonderful BloodyMary!!

BRANDI GLANVILLE: DrunkOtis’ Very Strange Message…

What the hell is DrunkOtis talkin’ about?  Everyone knows the deal with the producers not showing everything that happened in a scene… and everyone knows that the bad-acting Housewives can’t reveal upcoming story lines.  So, why is DrunkOtis putting out this pre-emptive message re future episodes?  Probably because the RHOBH franchise is tanking in the ratings and the producers “suggested” to DrunkOtis to put out a teaser to make curious viewers watch!

Also, what the hell is DrunkOtis talkin’ about re the “hate” for her??  No one here “hates” DrunkOtis… she’s simply in the BLEEEEEEEECH! category!

PS:  “SugeKnight” for her dog’s name???  DrunkOtis is a moron.

We’re givin’ DrunkOtis’ Christmas message 993849938,3837483 Kens…

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! There’s A Winner In The Teresa Giudice “My JuicyJoe Can’t Be Deported” Caption Contest!!

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There were SO many great entries in the Teresa Giudice “My JuicyJoe Can’t Be Deported” Caption Contest!!   SOOO many that the selection committee had to put all the entries in one of JoeyMarcoGorga’s hats and just pick one! Thanks to … Continue reading

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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE: And YOU Could Win!!… Housewife Revealed!… T-Shirt Winner Named!

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WHO is carrying this bag and scarf? SH reader “Leon Benjamin” is the winner of the “GimmePizza” t-shirt!  “Leon Benjamin” CORRECTLY guessed Sonja Morgan! LeonB:   Please send your name and mailing address via this contact form by Thursday, December 5 to … Continue reading

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SH BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!!… Housewife, Relative and Production REVEALED!

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NOT HEATHER DULL-BRO!! How many of these talentless Housewives have relatives who are trying to get ahead in the bizness of show by attaching themselves to their Housewife relation? Recently one of the Housewives’ relatives completed a production! Can you … Continue reading

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REALITY SHOWS: If Still You REALLY Think “Reality” Shows Are Real… Think Again!… Writers Guild Organizing “Reality” Show Writers and Producers For Pay Equality!… Bravo’s New “Docu-Soap” Shows For 2014!

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If you are one of the lonely holdouts who still believe those Housewives who swear that everything on their franchise is REAL… and that nothing is pre-planned or scripted, think again! The producers, writers and other behind-the-scenes people who put … Continue reading

SNL PARODY: The “Red Zone”…Officially Changed To “The Rose Zone”!!!

SNL did another great job last night of parodying “reality” shows in general … and the Housewives in particular!

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER! The Gorga Caption Contest…

There were so many great captions in da JoeyMarcoGorga caption contest!

SH reader “Stan” got first place!

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“Stan” gets a big THANK YOU… and a huge round of applause!    You da man, Stan!! 

BLIND ITEM: GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… OR… Guess The Cheating HouseHusband!

KYLE MO-REESE LOVE ARROW

From CDAN

“What Real Housewives husband thinks he is getting away with his current affair.   NOTE:  “current” implies that this is not his first affair.

He thinks the woman is wrapped around his finger.  NOTE: “wrapped” and “finger”… could connate a ring.  

She has photos and cell phone video and his perfect world is about to come crashing down. NOTE:  Which Housewife would take photos and video of her HouseHusband… for future release?

This is a huge one.   Tabloid covers for weeks.”  NOTE:  Ratings boost for their franchise!  Interesting that the blind does not mention if HouseHusband is cheating with other women or cheating with men!

NOTE:  This just cannot be MO-Ritzio… he’s just too busy showin’ houses!!!

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(Thanks to SH readers “PMG” and “Chameleon”!!!)

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RHOBH Season Four Premiere Episode… Preview Part III… Lisa Vanderpump On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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Viewers will be subjected AGAIN to Lisa Vanderdump’s failed attempt to win the silver ball on DWTS.  As mentioned when her participation was announced, the only reason LisaDumpPump is on DWTS was for her RHOBH story line. Getting VERY seriously … Continue reading

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!! We Have A Winner In The SH Caption Contest!!!

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… Can’t Wait To Try It On Tree!!!” ALL of the caption entries were very funny!!! SH reader “Luigi” is declared the winner!!   “Luigi” said:   “It’s called The KIMDEEsposal. Can’t wait to try it on Tree.”   “Luigi” gets a … Continue reading

B FRANKEL… Have Bucket Will Travel…

BFrankel’s talk show ratings are in the bottom of the bucket… the puke bucket!                       BLEEEEEEEECH!!!

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Will Ellen give another Housewife a shot at a talk show…                 EVER???

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! Another Winning Caption!! Title For Melissa Gorga’s NEXT Book…

The captions were so creative in this Gorga caption contest!!!

SH reader “Stan” has come up with a great caption… the title for MessyGorga’s next book!

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WAY TO GO, STAN!!   Stan’s caption “TAMING TARZAN IN TINY TOWN!” is pretty damn funny!!

Stan gets a big “Thank You” and a huge round of applause!!

RHOBH CARLTON GEBBIA, JOYCE GIRAUD: New Housewives Issues With Old Beverly Hills Housewives…

Warning:  Looking at new RHOBH Carlton flashing her teeth may cause seizures!

New Beverly Hills Housewife, Joyce Giraud, says… “I really like honest people.  I don’t like people who pretend to be something they’re not.”    NOTE:  Joyce also said that she watched the RHOBH before joining.  Apparently, Joyce did not watch that closely!  If she HAD watched…  Joyce, whose “platform” will be “Queen of the Universe Pageants” for charity…would have known that the Housewives franchises ONLY feature “people who pretend to be something they’re not”!  Could Joyce be the dumbazz of the RHOBH so soon?

SuperSecret Storyline:  Watch for Joyce Giraud to be in a hair war with HagfaceKyle Richards!  It will be a flip off… threaded throughout the season!

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!!… First of Many Winners In The SH Caption Contest!!

There will be many chicken dinners awarded in this particular caption contest!  There were so many winning entries that we’ll be featuring the best ones… in no particular order!

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The first is SH reader “BuckHenry’s” caption, “Don’t feel SHORT CHANGED by love…”

“BuckHenry” gets a big ThankYou and a huge round of applause!!!

SH CAPTION CONTEST! The New Jersey “Power Couple” Needs Book Title Ideas…

With the overwhelming **cough, cough** success MessyGorga experienced from her first ghostwritten book, Messy’s next book is almost finished… ‘cept that she can’t think of a title!  Messy is calling on SH readers to title her next book… please help her!

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WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! WINNER OF THE SH CAPTION CONTEST!!

WE HAVE A WINNER IN THE SH CAPTION CONTEST!!

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“Thank You” to ALL who shared their great captions!

The WINNER of the caption contest is SH reader “Hoolrah” for comin’ up with “BubbaJax is his one true bride!  After all, they share the same surgeon!”

“Hoolrah” gets a huge thank you and an unending round of applause!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: LeaBlack Is “STAR of RHOM”… Real HWs of ATL Preview…Kelly Bensimon “Sellin’ And Smellin”… Melissa Gorga “LOOK At Her Dress!”… Lisa Hochstein… Lea Black… Sonja Morgan… Amy Phillips Does Teresa Giudice

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OUCH!  Lea Black has been given the distinction of being the “STAR” of the RHOM:  “Woods will share her financial expertise by highlighting her best-selling book, “Its All About the $Money, Honey!” She was invited to appear on the show … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A LOOK BACK… From July 2012… LapBandLauren and Mommy on BFrankel Talk Show… The Beginning of the END for BFrankel!!… Watch As FEBUS Has The BurglarBalls To Talk About “Character”!!

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As you all know, sometimes when looking for something on SH, other items pop up!  Those items from weeks, months, years ago seemed to make no sense at the time.  However, looking at the items now gives a whole new … Continue reading

WINNER, WINNER… CHICKEN DINNER!! We Have A Caption Contest WINNER!!… In The RHONJ “You Two Are Lovely Together, You Remind Me Of…”

As expected, there were several GREAT captions… for the latest caption contest…

The WINNER of this RHONJ caption contest is “Queen of All Evil’s” entry:  

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“Thank You” to ALL the great, creative captions which were submitted!!   Please read them in the comments below…

Winner “Queen of All Evil” gets a very appreciative round of applause!

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**SH EXCLUSIVE**!!!! Tamballs Goes After BFrankel… Pot Meet Kettle!!

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‘Big name celebrities don’t  want to go on a talk show  hosted by an EX Bravo Housewife. It’s causing  major drama behind the  scenes of Frankel’s show.”  NOTE:   BFrankel has to blame someone or something for the tanking of her talk show!  It could NOT be the fact that no one wants to watch an uber-annoying, self-centered, loud-mouth EX-Housewife blabber on and on about HERSELF for an hour!

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RHONJ REUNION FASHIONS: Where Did Manzoid And BubbaJax Get Their Hideous Reunion Dresses??… Creations From PrinceAlbie’s EX!!

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ORIGINALLY POSTED SEPTEMBER 30… Yes, that horrendous dress was made by PrinceAlbie’s EX!  A “fashion/expert/designer”??  She’s as much a fashionista as LapBandLauren is a supermodel! OH MY GAWD!!  DonCaro must be really wantin’ PrinceAlbie’s EX to stick around!  Otherwise, why … Continue reading