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GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!… And YOU Could Win A “Gimme Pizza You Old Troll” T-Shirt!!… HOUSEWIFE Revealed… Winners Announced!!

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WHO THE HELL IS THIS HOUSEWIFE??? ONE… or maybe TWO… correct answers identifying this Housewife who was caught cavorting casually (no paps were paid **cough, cough**…)  in the cresting waters of the man-made waves at SixFlagsWaterPark ocean will be chosen … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: “Manzo’d With Children”… Teresa Giudice “Keepin’ Out Of It”…Kroy Biermann… NayNay Leakes…Paula Deen… Wretched and Slimey “Brangelina Wannabes”… Lisa Hochstein…Evolution Lookin’ For Plastic Surgery Mishaps

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Under the working title, “Manzo’d With Children,” the pilot will follow the Housewife in her duties as the “ringleader of the crazy circus that is her Italian family.” Apparently, her adult children are driving her more nuts than ever: Albie is single and ready to mingle, Chris is eager to come up with the best idea since the stripper/car wash and Lauren is ready to entertain the idea of letting Vito put a ring on it.

 

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How exciting!!! Maybe somma her REAL friends will make some appearances!!

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The tagline for da Zoids:  “It’s one crowded house filled with personality, laughter and ham… in both pig and honey-baked forms.”

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Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann tore his achilles tendon during the first half of the Falcons/Rams game this past Saturday and is out for the season.   Poor Kim!!!  Kroy’s gonna be home whinin’ all damn day!

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The man who allegedly attempted to extort $250,000 from Paula Deen has just been sentenced to 2 years in prison…  Well, Pauler ain’t a Housewife, but she could be!!

TreeJoodice wantsta keep outta the whole thing:

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Picture this:  Slade Slimey and WretchedRossie as Brangelina!  “We want to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! That’s the goal,” a laughing Gretchen, 35, tells Life & Style, adding, “At this point, we want to have, like, 26 kids.”

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Lisa Hochstein wantsta be Brangelina, too!!  “When I drink, I become a partial lesbian…what’s a half lesbian?  Joanna is a good time when she’s drunk, and she’s so hot! We would be the hottest couple in Miami. We would be like Brangelina.”  So, who would be Brad Pitt??

NayNayLeakes, in a phone press conference last week, said she turned down many spinoff opportunities until this one (Dreamin’ of NayNay) came along.  UM… OK… All the producers everywhere were after NayNay!  Which is why TylerPerry changed his phone number!

Tamballs and Ellie are ploppin’ down in those Clubhouse Chairs tonight with MissAndy… WHY?  ‘Cause they get hitched on their spinoff tonight.  Watch for Tamballs and Ellie to be doin’ ANYTHING MissAndy orders them!  Tamballs needs that Bravo check…

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Are YOU the victim of some bad plastic surgery??  If you ARE, EvolutionMedia is lookin’ for you!  Hurry… deadline is September 19!

Evolution Media & The Producers of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills & The Real Housewives of Orange County are searching for people who appear to be 25-35 who want to fix their past plastic surgery.  NOTE:  Interesting… they want people who APPEAR to be 25-35.  No official ID necessary!  So, you’re 57 and appear to be 35… fill out an application!!

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA RECAP: Season Five, Episode Thirteen… “Make an Ass Out of a Donkey”

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA RECAP   Season Five, Episode Thirteen… “Make an Ass Out of a Donkey” by Sandi Duffy In Atlanta we have Videogate, the most boring plotline ever.  Kenya tells her personal trainer all about it.  Not a … Continue reading

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HEATHER DUBROW: Is Heather Dubrow Playing ‘Stacy Kessler’ From Millionaire Matchmaker??

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April 29, 2012  2:30 pm Since reading several comments re Heather Dubrow being Stace Kessler, I’ve become obsessed with this possibility after listening to a video of Stacy Kessler.  Stacy sounds exactly like Heather Dubrow! June 2011… The similarities between … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES: TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR WITH ANGIE’S RIGHT LEG… WELL, IT COULD BE ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES!!!… PHOTOS…

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POSTED FEBRUARY 28, 2012  10:30 pm All little OT from the moronic Housewives… After Angelina Jolie struck her pose at the Academy Awards, Angie’s right leg has become a celebrity in its own right!  Angie’s right leg has been showing … Continue reading

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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa Giudice to Joe Giudice: Scammer Asks Her Husband Scammer, “When Is This All Gonna Be Over!?”

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On Sunday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey…                                                                    … Continue reading