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NAY NAY Says MugshotMarlo Was “NOT Bravo’s Brand”… Backtracks on DWTS … GreggLeakes’ Court Records

From ESSENCEMagazine… You told Jimmy Kimmel that your exotic dancer background would give you a little bit of an edge. Has it? [Laughs] Well, I thought it would give me a little edge. It didn’t give me not a thing. … Continue reading

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MISS ANDY ANSWERS! He Don’t Know Nuthin’ About Joodice Case… Does NayNay Impression

Diedre, the Nazi Clubhouse phone lady, musta gone on the Austin trip with MissAndy as the audience at SXSW was vetted and questions were efficiently asked and answered.

MissAndy paused when asked the first question:  “Which Housewife is the FAKEST?”  After stumbling for a few seconds… it hit MissAndy that there are NO fake Housewives!  After all, the Housewives franchises are NOT scripted night-time soap operas!!  So, there could be NO fakery!!

MissAndy flew through the rest of the questions, which included his favorite HouseHusband… Apollo (as always!); MissAndy would trade lives with PumpMyStomach because of her closet (riiiiiiiiight!); and MissAndy did a NayNay impression.

BUT, before all that, MissAndy was asked about the TreeJoodice bankruptcy case.  In one of the biggest ever lying-right-through-his-teeth-moments in the history of cable television… MissAndy says that he DOESN’T KNOW SPECIFICS ABOUT THE CASE!  And then, MissAndy throws in the “I’m tryin’ to be very sincere here” lines about how he feels about Tree’s kids and her family!

 

NOTE to MissAndy… “LIES” by Jonathan Butler:

 

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS KKKelly BF… Miami Season Four… HagfaceKyle HairyLegs…GorgaBikini Shots… Ramoaner WITH Mario…

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Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario????  Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading

MISS ANDY ASKS SHAQ…

Make your own opinions re this exchange on WWHL…

 

MissAndy is the WORST!!!

 

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NAME THAT NEW APOLLO/JUICY BRAVO SHOW!! Show Titles Have Been Selected!!

SH readers are THE best at coming up with witty and fitting titles for potential Bravo shows!  

The following are some of the BEST titles given to the new Bravo show featuring jailbirds Apollo and Juicy!!  

A big THANK YOU to all who participated!!

 

ANDY APOLLO JUICY SH READERS RESPONSES PG

 

NOTE:  Please know that your input to additional “caption this” items have not been forgotten!  More will be coming!!! Thank you all for your patience!

RHOBH Reunion: Mean Tweets!!

To get the Housewives “loosened” up before the REAL questions begin… MissAndy asks them about the mean tweets they get!  How interesting that not one of these Housewives talk about the mean tweets they issue!

WHAT!?!?  MissAndy didn’t ask them how big their boobs are… as he did the OC Housewives???   NOTE:  If you missed MissAndy’s questioning of the RHOC’s boobs… see SH June 27, 2012.

NOTE:  The worst we ever called HagfaceKyle, besides “lizard-lip-lickin’ HagfaceKyle,” was “Manhands”… but, never tweeted that to her!  HagfaceKyle got the “Manhands” tweet from someone who obviously read “Kyle Gotz Da Manhands” a 2011 SH item and sent it on to her!    

AND… MissAndy does not like it when you ask him a question!  When MissAndy does not like the question, MissAndy blocks immediately!  After SH asked MissAndy about what was wrong with a DailyNews item, he never answered and blocked SH back in 2012… too close for comfort apparently!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… Housewives And Other Stuff That We Really Don’t Care About…

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NayNay’s last gasp at bein’ a big Hollywood star and gettin’ outta Haterville will soon get that cancellation notice.  GLEE’s ratings have dipped to a new dismal low…  Hope NayNay uses that private number of TylerPerry!! Kandi Burruss gets her … Continue reading

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WHAT THE HELL IS BRAVO DOING?

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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REVEAL THEIR “GUILTY PLEASURES”…

The following is a rated-”Ken” video of the BH Housewives shot in MissAndy’s office while each were guests on WWHL.   The only reason for it getting any atten-shun is Yoda’s response at the almost very end!  How long is Yoda going to keep up her ridiculousness???  Makes one wonder what KingDavid’s response would be to the same question!!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION SHOW Preview: DrunkOtis Defends Against Joyce Giraud’s Allegations! CreepyCarlton Amused…

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DrunkOtis is defending herself against the **cough, cough** totally absurd accusation by Joyce that DrunkO “dates” ugly short men.   The accusation SHOULD be:  Does DrunkOtis have one night, one hour, one minute “meetings” with ugly short men… as there is plenty of evidence to prove that accusation!!

 

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION Preview: The Horror Of “Living In Calabasas”!!!

The Calabasas mystery was solved on SH early last month.   Ken Todd owns property in Calabasas…

The question should NOT be if PumpMyStomach ever LIVED in Calabasas, but if the Todd/PumpMyStomach’s  OWN property in Calabasas, which they do!

NOTE:  As stated in the reliably researched link above (please scan over and click the underlined link), there is NO record of a bankruptcy.  Cannot verify if the Todd/Pump’s ever filed for bankruptcy in England… something that could be possible, especially in respect to filing for a business reorganization bankruptcy and NOT a Joodice-type personal bankruptcy!  The operative word here is “COULD”…

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YOLANDA FOSTER Bizarre Total BS BravoBlog… Contradictions And MORE Contradictions

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HOW DARE YOU!!!  EVEN THOUGH ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE, I’M LANGUISHING IN BED WITH IVs STUCK IN ME BECAUSE OF MY LYME AND I ONLY GOTZ A THIRD GRADE EDJACASHUN… I STILL WRITE MY OWN BRAVOBLOGS!!! Helloooooo Bravo lovers! … Continue reading

BRANDI GLANVILLE On WWHL: Why DrunkOtis Turned On LisaVanderpump… Why All The HWs Turned On PumpMyStomach

DrunkOtis says she was sick of doin’ everything LisaPumpMyStomach told her to do…

Why did all the HWs turn on LisaPump?  Well, that question really wasn’t answered… they’re savin’ that for the reunion.

NOTE:  If you watched last night’s WWHL… how many times did DrunkOtis put her paws all over Jason Ritter???  We stopped counting after 2,998…

RHOBH Season Four REUNION SHOW PREPPING…

CreepyCarlton is always the epitome of a lady…

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PORSHA And KORDELL STEWART: What Is A “Beard” Explained!… Extra Bonus: Guess The Housewife!!

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FRONTPORSHA’S STORY LINE ON THE RHOA is her marriage to Kordell Stewart.  It has long been rumored that Kordell is gay.  IMO, both FrontPorsha AND Kordell have agreed to and are using the “Kordell’s gay”  ATL story line for their … Continue reading

MISS ANDY: Answers All Those Teresa Questions!!!

MissAndy explains how Bravo will film Teresa after her guilty plea, possible prison time and possible house arrest.   Actually, MissAndy weasels out of ALL the questions… MissAndy KNOWS all the answers!!  MissAndy’s facial expressions give him away…

 

We dedicate this to MissAndy!!!

 

 

ANDY COHEN: MissAndy Answers! Will Lisa Vanderpump Be Back On RHOBH? VIDEO

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Oscar Raymundo chats with Bravo’s MissAndy Cohen about whether RHOBH’s Lisa Vanderpump will return for another season; the Lady Gaga music video featuring the RHOBH; if MissAndy plays favorites among the HWs; and MissAndy’s new production company…

NOTE:  MissAndy puts on his PR mask, as his answers were pure PR schtick.   Let’s highlight MissAndy’s answers which resulted in the most eye rolls…

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MissAndy stating that he doesn’t have favorites.   One only has to see how many times he’s put one of his “employees” in the Bravo Clubhouse and made them pay for stating their own views about gayism.  AlexisBellino, PeggyTanous and the most blatant is JuicyJoe for saying one word:  Gaylord.  MissAndy finds it necessary to publicly slap their personal opinions right outta them!  OR promoting  One advantage to being the Boss.

MissAndy skirts the question as to whether LisaPumpMyStomach will return to the RHOBH.  The interviewer is absolutely correct in his observation that the Housewife given the bad edit is the Housewife who ain’t comin’ back!  (He musta been reading SH!!)  The ONLY Housewife who got the bad edit and returned, going from the most hated Housewife to a likable and sympathetic was Camille Grammer.

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MissAndy stating that Housewives “drama” doesn’t have to be ugly.  It’s surprising that the interviewer didn’t bust out laughing at this statement!  A rule for the Housewives’ franchises are the UGLIER the drama the better!

The most eye rolls goes to MissAndy’s statement that the Housewives shows are FUN and FUNNY!  MissAndy must be reminiscing and obviously thinking about the first season of the RHOC!  Any Housewives shows after that first OC season were/are:  predictable, scripted, producer-induced, repetitive… the words “fun” and “funny” have been replaced with “boring” and “yawn-worthy”!

In addition to the 837463,873463 eye rolls, we’re givin’ MissAndy’s answers 38734636,9938346336 DrEvils!  

Throw us a bone, MissAndy… your PR answers were laughable and as rehearsed as one of TreeJoodice’s cooking appearances!!

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BOOK TITLES BEING SOLD AS FOOD IN GROCERY STORES! Housewives Books Now Made Into Food!

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THOSE MORONS AT NPR  are pushin’ MORE people besides that human garbage can, Andrew Zimmern, to eat those great tasting fish heads.  Fish heads which were designated as TRASH.         NOTE:  Getting sick of all those shows featuring … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… their very predictable phony trash talkin’ antics are BOOOOOORING.  The Housewives create chaos BEFORE their season starts AND when their season is ending…it’s all scheduled and so yawn-worthy. Here’s some stuff that’s goin’ … Continue reading