BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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BLIND ITEM! Who Is The NY Housewife?

I'M OUT OF A JOB...

Who’s the Housewife in this blind which proves that no one cares about these moronic Housewives?  Wouldn’t be surprised if the RHONY’s premiere date was “postponed” to an indefinite date…a nice way for Bravo to say “canceled”!

“This now part-time NYC Housewife told a few fans who spotted her that she was far too busy to take a photo with them and that if she took one photo then there would be a MOB.  Umm, there were about 20 people within 100 yards and most of them probably didn’t know or didn’t care.

So, what was so important for the Housewife? Nothing. She went and sat in a car for 20 minutes waiting for a family member who apologized to the fans.”

BIG HINT:  RamoanerSinger was actually spotted storming out of La Guardia baggage claim to an idling car while her daughter waited for luggage.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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TreeJoodice Cruisin’ Around Town… With JuicyJoe At The Wheel!

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Tree made sure to be the driver…last week.  NOTE:  Tree is scooping up as much cash as she can… selling her life-before-lockup to any media outlet who is willing to pay!! Teresa Guidice took time out from her last hours … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Yoda with Freakishly HUGE FEET Fights With “HollywoodFriend” PumpMyStomach… And MORE!

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NOTE:  These people are truly idiotic.  This group from BH is no better than the lowest of the low crew from New Jersey.   DrunkOtis thinks this is a “resume boost”…   Yoda’s total BS tweet…  Yoda = EuroTrash with … Continue reading

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How To Decide When The RHONJ Will Return… ANOTHER Total BS Item!

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NOTE:  This planted item paid for by KomaKathy! “Production is currently holding focus groups about moving forward without Teresa. They are trying to determine what the public perception was of the new cast and if any casting changes need to … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

TreeJoodice Receives Special Note From BOP Danbury!

Dear Teresa: Please memorize your new name number before we see you on January 5!  

Love, Bureau of Prisons, Danbury Division

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! MissAndy’s Reaction To 2015 Story Lines… Same As Last Year! He Really Lost It Seeing FEBUS!

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TRIBUTE TO BRAVO’S FIRST FELON HOUSEWIFE!

As a tribute to the very first FELON Housewife, TreeJoodice, who will be “going away” Monday, January 5, we will be presenting some of her outstanding moments!  In this first outstanding moment from July 26, 2011, TreeJoodice mentions her very favorite recipe “Deviled Shrimp over Angel Hair Pasta” for the very first time!!  This recipe is the ONLY recipe TreeJoodice has demonstrated or mentioned continuously since 2011…  as it’s the ONLY recipe which she was capable of memorizing.

Interesting that Tree states that she has not been close with her brother and that she was not close with KomaKathy… 

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HOUSEWIVES IN FINAL DECLINE

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We have written about the decline of the Housewives franchises previously.  It seems that others are now catching on. BYE-BYE… This excerpt from TheGuardian: Redundancy would seem to be another major factor for waning interest in reality TV. When Bravo’s The … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN”

EX-OC Housewife, Lydia McLaughlin, who was only a HW to get some name recognition for herself and her HouseHusband’s magazine… now has a new, by appt only, mattress company!  Which of the OC Housewives will be the first to be pushing their new mattresses from Lydia??  NONE!!  Lydia isn’t dumb enough to give a $15,000 custom-made mattress away for a HW endorsement… and no OC Housewife can afford to buy one!

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MissAndy’s book must not be doing too well… he’s getting everyone and their MOTHER to tweet how much they LOVE MissAndy’s book!

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The “brilliant” LawsuitJim…

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HagfaceKyle does Christmas present humor…badly.  Look at how HagfaceKyle “rolls”… here.

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Crooks is off to another game with his brother!!  Wonder what Crooks got for his youngest child, Joey??  Crooks must be reading SH… he’s now absent from photos!  Too late, Crooks!

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Yoda does lyme face!  Don’t be fooled, it’s just Yoda with no makeup and a bad headache after listening to KingDavid pound on the piano for ten hours!

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DrunkOtis’ dream has come true.  Too bad no one will be watching!

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A warning from someone who went to the movie theater venue where MelissaGorga is hosting a NYE party.  VInnie from JerseyShore was the host last year!

I went to this nye last year the host was vinny from jersey shore he came in for 5 min and refused to take a pic with anyone or say hi and the bar is very small so to get a drink you had to avoid being pummeled by a mob of like 300 people all surrounding the bar …. But I’m sure Melissa will be very sweet and hopefully they worked out a better bar system.

If you’re interested in going to this event, where Melissa isn’t even using her vocal “talent” and has no say in working out a “better bar system”… there are more details here.

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More Housewives crap to sell… not TOO pretentious calling the collar “commemorative”!!

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“Sunday Fun day with my neighbors @officialkathywakile and @richardwakile ! Kathy made delicious homemade bread !! XOXO! #yum”

Too bad KomaKathy doesn’t have a kitchen yet and has to cook in WackyJackie’s!  RancidRichie looks like he just caught a whiff of KomaKathy’s green culinary creation.  CrookedChris looks like he’s having a breakdown…or just took a huge dose of thorazine.

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WackyJackieChan’s kid even approves…she’s beyond OBSESSED with disgusting pig RancidRichie and KomaKathy!

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BFrankel does bikini shots in Florida… she didn’t check her fake boobs before posing for the paps.

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CamilleGrammer does bikini shots in Hawaii.  Go Camille!!

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(Thanks “Dave” “Brenda” “anon” and “cybraxis”!!)

Lil Gia Shooting “Reality” Show…

NOTE:  Don’t want to say “Toldja so”… but, TOLDJA!!  

The “reality” show has not been picked up by ANY network, or Bravo, at this point.  Will MissAndy buy a crap “reality” show based on a 13-year-old’s quest for “stardom”…OR, will the “reality” show be about a 13-year-old girl forced to “entertain” because her mother is in prison?  

The parents of these kids should be ashamed of themselves… as should the fame-seeking “manager” who cobbled this lip-synching girl group together.

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E! News has exclusively learned that Teresa Giudice’s daughter Gia is following in her famous mother’s footsteps and filming her own reality show!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star’s daughter is said to be in the midst of filming all about her big foray into the music industry.

“It will be all about her group, 3KT. They’ve been filming already for two months,” a source explained.  So far, the footage is really fun.  Once the pilot is completed, they’ll start shopping it to the networks.”

So does that mean that Teresa, who has until Jan. 5 to surrender to the court, has been filming the project as well? Not exactly…

“All the girls’ families are in it here and there. But it’s not a show about the grownups; it’s all about the girls. Everyone’s very excited about it.”

“Teresa’s thrilled but is keeping her distance. She’s really not interested in being in the spotlight right now. She wants the focus to be on Gia.”

NOTE:  What will happen when Lil Gia refuses to get out of bed??

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Mystery Email From 2012… Is MissAndy REALLY That Despicably Deranged?… Emailer Claims Andy Cohen Hates Teresa Giudice… How Two Years Have Made A Difference!!

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From December 27, 2012… It’s time to reveal a super-secret email sent to SH about two months ago… October 2012.  SH has kept every word of this email under the veil of secrecy… until now!  If this person is truly … Continue reading

YODA Overcomes Her “Silent Killer” Suffering To Make WWHL Appearance!

NO ONE DOES A HEALTH CONDITION BETTER THAN ME!!

NO ONE DOES A HEALTH CONDITION BETTER THAN ME!!

A caller just happened to ask Yoda a question about her signature cause… lyme disease.  FYI:  ALL calls go through Diedre, the WWHL Nazi phone lieutenant… your question will be edited or changed completely before it’s asked of a guest.  MissAndy was grateful that Yoda could keep her WWHL appearance obligation, unlike her fellow RHOBH cast member **Kim Richards**… and looked genuinely concerned about Yoda’s hidden disability aka Yoda’s “silent killer”!!!  So dramatic!!   KingD has mentioned in previous interviews that Yoda is using her “silent killer” to catapult her into her own show, since Yoda has become the face of Lyme.  Oh, the suffering Yoda does!!

RHOBH Preview: The Required Sex Discussion Scene…

UNBELIEVABLE.  The sex-talk scene is now a required scene on all Housewives shows, it gives MissAndy the giggles.   Another reason to NOT watch this crap.   The viewer demographics have now gone down to mid-teens…

 

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GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!! TreeJoodice Dawter Christmas Show On Friday In Freehold!

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NOTE:  Heard that MelissaGorga will be on stage as a backup dancer, as a surprise “guest”!! If you live near Freehold, NJ, YOU can see the GirlGroup sing this Friday… for FREE!!! BUT… if you really want to support the … Continue reading

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Phaedra’s Nightclub Hug… Phaedra Talks With Apollo Six Times A Week

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Phaedra’s uncomfortable watching the nightclub scene with Apollo.  Also on WWHL, Phaedra says, “I talk to him at least, if not five, six times a week, if not more” and that their kids are “definitely in contact” with their father.   Ayden definitely … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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SkankyJo v DrunkOtis Continues…

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The battle between SkankyJo and DrunkOtis continues… SkankyJo says that DrunkOtis wants to be just like her: DrunkOtis explains that the questions on WWHL were pre-written for her.  If you’re not aware of this long-known fact, ALL the questions on … Continue reading

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On This Day Three Years Ago: Watch MissAndy Throw On Lederhosen For BFF KellyRipa

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                          On today’s (December 22, 2011) “Regis and Kelly”… Lord of the Housewives and close, personal friend of the Consuelos’… Miss Andy Cohen … was Kelly’s co-host. Part of … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaGirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

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Talks Between Bravo And TLC Ongoing… Which Housewives Will Guest Star And Which Will Become Permanent Cast Members?

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“EXCLUSIVE”… In a shocking move, it’s been circulating that Bravo is in highly sensitive talks with TLC, the channel that produces “reality” shows such as:  “90 Day Fiance” “Extreme Cougars” “19 Kids and Counting” “The Little Couple” “Sex Sent Me … Continue reading