GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: AlexisBellino On GeneralHospital

Another Housewife shows off her acting ability!!  Alexis tries to be a news reporter on GH back in 2012:

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BigLipsLisa Says Nothing In Her “WhyBother” BravoBlog… Zip, Zero, Nada.

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NOTE:  The point of BigLipsLisa’s BravoBlog is __________??  Obviously, BigLipsLisa was busy this week being totally amazed that she’s married to HARRY HAMLIN!!! Remember not so long ago when some of you were asking when Season 5 was going to really … Continue reading

MissAndy’s Head Spins Over HagfaceKyle’s Use Of Term “My GAYS”!

MissAndy doesn’t like the usage of “my gays” which HagfaceKyle used on the RHOBH.  MissAndy then says to replace “my gays” with “my blacks”…

LuAnnie tries to get in MissAndy’s good graces by using the term “my boys”… nice try, LuAnnie.

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LuAnnie Doing Pre-Season PR For RHONY: BFrankel is Great… CountessLuann Still Talks With JillZ; Not Silex

We give LuAnnie’s stab at ginning up some interest in her crappy Housewives RHONY franchise and in BFrankel’s return 88936465355354 Kens…

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LOADA HAS ANOTHER MIRACULOUS RECOVERY! “Model” Dtr Gets Another Job!

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Loada arose from her LymeBed and paused her “stick and IV in me” world tour to negotiate another contract for her puffy-faced “model” daughter!! Alana got a swimsuit contract for SeaFolly…just another step in Loada’s goal of making her puffy-faced … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife Who Won’t Go Away!!

From CDAN:

“This Former west coast Housewife who would do anything to get back on the show… and has tried anything and done everyone… busted four of her teeth when she was drunk and fell down.

Her mouth looks nothing like it used to.   I guess the drinking thing never changes.”

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(Thanks “chameleon” and “Stan”!!)

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Kim And Kyle’s Bad Behavior Nephew… Says He’ll Have “Peasants” On Plane Fired

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NOTE:  The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …or from his Aunts Kim and HagfaceKyle! From TMZ: Kim and Kyle Richards’ nephew, Conrad Hilton, was just arrested in L.A. for allegedly going insane on an international flight back in July … Continue reading

THE FIRST ANNUAL “REALITY TV WHITE TRASH” HALL OF FAME! DRUNK OTIS WINS BY LANDSLIDE!!

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DRUNK OTIS IS THE WINNER… BY A LANDSLIDE!

WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT??

WHITE TRASH WINNER BRANDI DRUNK OTIS

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SH EXCLUSIVE! EX-HouseHusband’s Private Message To MissAndy!!

RANCID RICHIE MISSES THAT EASY “REALITY” SHOW MONEY… REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MISSES IT!

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THE PHONY CASTING CALL FOR BRAVO HOUSEWIVES!! It’s Hysterical!! Was It Written By A Housewife Ghostwriter??

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The Real Housewives on Bravo  Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading

RHOA Preview: Kenyan Pitches Her Sitcom!

Bravo did another sneaky move by not listing the RHOA preview with the RHOBH preview.  Bravo usually tags on VanderPumpMyStomachRules!   However, the RHOA preview of Kenyan pitching her sitcom idea to BobbcatBobb was pretty damn funny!  

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KIM RICHARDS HAS MELTDOWN IN WHOLE FOODS! Throws Food At Clerk….Over SalmonSalad!

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An eyewitness reveals that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’star Kim Richards threw a fit inside a Santa Monica Whole Foods on Jan. 17. The onlooker explains that the meltdown happened after a store clerk told her they may have been … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES TWEETS

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WackyJackieChan is eating marshmallows and pushing KimD’s store…. HOLY COW!!  ALEXIS BELLINO WAS ON A 21-DAY FAST!! DRUNK OTIS IS AT THE DOCTOR’S!!!  AND HAS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES… LOADA IS STILL PROCEEDING WITH HER “CAN’T READ OR WRITE OR EVEN … Continue reading

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DRUNK OTIS HAS GOALS!! Wants Her Own Talk Show… Talks Teresa!

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From GossipGirl… DrunkOtis wants to have her own talk show… DrunkO thinks she’s another ChelseaHandler.  Actually, DrunkO IS like crude, rude Handler.   Isn’t DrunkO busy pushing her new wine line??  The best part of this interview with DrunkO??  She’s … Continue reading

KimZ Wannabe NayNay Pushin’ Her Clothes…

KimZolciak GhettoNayNay was pushing her crap clothes earlier today on the Housewives official TV store, HSN.  NayNay is such a fashion maven and so knowledgeable about fashion that she knows all about “SNATCHED” waists on her “hot and sexy” overpriced jumpsuits!!  (FYI:  the word is “cinched.) 

 

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EileenD On WWHL After Show…Surprised At Interest In Her REAL Life… Shows Off Her MANHands!

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On the WWHL AfterShow, MissAndy “reveals” … we’ve known this info for years… that he gets calls from Housewives about items written about them.  DumbVicki really thought that MissAndy could get the items pulled.  Interesting that if Vicki were so upset … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Tweet Says MissAndy “Abusive”! … Twitter Replies Slam DrunkO! AND… The REAL Yolanda Foster!

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On last night’s WWHL, Eileen “what the hell is she doing on a HWs show” Davidson is asked to play MissAndy’s word association game:  NOTE:  Apparently, DrunkOtis is not pleased with how she’s perceived and blames MissAndy for perpetuating the … Continue reading

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WATCH GirlGroup’s Disastrous Auto-Tuned-To-Death Sympathy Video That Backfired… 3KT Is Down One Carat

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ANOTHER BLATANT PLEA FOR SYMPATHY FROM 3KT…    Heard that MelissaGorga is campaigning to join the group as the “pretty one who can actually lip sync sing”! If there was anyone who gave one crap about this kid, she would … Continue reading

Joodice Kid Says Everything is GREAT! Emails Tree Every Day!

(Thanks “romo”!!)

HagfaceKyle On WWHL…

On last night’s WWHL, HagfaceKyle went deep into the “friendships” between Yoda/DrunkOtis and PumpMyStomach/DrunkOtis.  HFKyle was also asked about Yoda’s Lyme, which she really had nothing to say other than she hopes she feels better.

Poor HagfaceKyle… she’s still working on her lizard lip licking!