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TreeJoodice Skeered To Appear With MissAndy … Replaced By KomaKathy And BigGayRosie

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The anticipated best-guest-ever on WWHL has told MissAndy to go screw himself.   TreeJoodice has been replaced on Sunday’s WWHL by KomaKathy and BigGayRosie… KomaKathy tweeted this morning: “See you all in the #WWHL Clubhouse with my sis @RosiePierri @Andy … Continue reading

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Housewives Ratings: RHOA Is NOT Number One

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During the first part of NayNay’s appearance on last night’s WWHL, MissAndy made sure to point out that the ATL was #1 in the ratings department.   This is total BS. The ratings results for RHONJ’s premiere episode (2.1 million) … Continue reading

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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MissAndy Back In The Closet!! Booted From 30Rock Lux Office…

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MissAndy has been downsized!  With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading

Miss Andy Requests YOUR Assistance!! Which OC Housewives Gotta Go???

 

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 POLL RESULTS… the winner of da BravoBoot is Dull-BRO!!!

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Shanny On WWHL ‘Splains How Drinking Fits In With Holistic Life… Why She’s A HW

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  What absolute BS:  On WWHL Shanny explains how her drinking (she hardly drinks!) fits in with her holistic lifestyle and why she agreed to become a Housewife (she wanted to look back at her life).  PUH-LEEEZE!!!  We all know the … Continue reading

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PumpMyStomach STILL Has No Idea If She’s Returning… Puh-leeze!

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  LisaVander BLEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach tells ETOnline that she’s STILL in talks with BravoBigShots about her return to the RHOBH.  NOTE: PumpMyStomach is doing the typical PR to create buzz for herself and the RHOBH before filming starts.  PumpMyStomach is NOT … Continue reading

MissAndy Denies He’s Producing “I Slept With A Celebrity” Show

MissAndy says he is NOT producing the show “I Slept With A Celebrity”

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NOTE: MissAndy musta realized that the ONLY people who would agree to tell their tale would be anyone who slept with DrunkOtis!

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(Thanks to SH readers “anon” and “BlueIvy”!!)

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MissAndy Shopping A New Show… Casting For VERYClose “Friends” Of Celebrities

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By popular demand…and for those of you who musta missed this big item in yesterday’s HousewivesNews (above)… MissAndy has another brilliant idea for a “reality” show: “I SLEPT WITH A CELEBRITY” The 46-year-old producer and Watch What Happens host plans … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: VGunvalson CreepyCarlton DrunkOtis MissAndy’s Disgusting New Show

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  All the Housewives news that don’t deserve any special atten-shun! VGunvalson released photos on her Instagram account showing her woo-hooing it up with Crooks at a Toby Keith concert in Oklahoma.  According to VGunvalson (that’s taking a cue from VStiviano!), … Continue reading

MissAndy Says No Tamballs Spinoff… Housewives Should Be Glad They Got ONE Job!

MissAndy says that there’s a site that reports rumors and innuendo!  SHOCKING!!  MissAndy emphatically states that Tamballs, despite the misinformed site’s item, is NOT getting her very own spinoff show in 2015.  Perhaps in 2016 when Tamballs has her kids and has come to an agreement with Simon Barney about their being on a “reality” show!  MissAndy continues his warning to those dissatisfied Housewives ingrates:  Shut up and be lucky that you have a job as a Housewife!!   NOTE:  They’re still callin’ Tamballs “Tamra BARNEY”!  That must REALLY piss off Tamballs!!

MissAndy also says that he would trust all the Housewives with his dog…’cause they ALL love dogs.  UH, ‘scuse us, MissAndy… have you forgotten that Shana gave Snowball away under very suspicious circumstances???  Would MissAndy leave his dog with KimRichards???

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Joyce Giraud And CarltonGebbia OUTTA RHOBH! Got Da BravoBoot!

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For those of you who were huge fans of the pageant queen and the devil worshipper… Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia… please grab a kleenex and sit down.  According to the media magazine of the HWs choice, USWeekly has divulged … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… PumpMyStomach; Sheree; Tallmark; Wretched

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  A total BULLSH*T story:  LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is beggin’ MissAndy to leave the RHOBH, but MissAndy just don’t wanna let her go.  NOTE:  Those Bravo contracts control everything.  CutesyLisa’s contract with the RHOBH is done, so she will continue on Bravo … Continue reading