SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…

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The best caption will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

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NayNay Has AMNESIA… Forgets She Attacked KimZ! TWICE! Says SHE’S Reason For Any RHOA Success!

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I wanna be KimZolciak NayNay gives a big interview to BuzzFeed… in which she states that she would NEVER attack anyone!!  While NeNe has had her fair share of on-set feuds, she says that, despite pressure to “turn it up” … Continue reading

Watch Out!! Two Andys Coming!

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It’s double trouble coming your way!  MissAndy and MissAndyCoop are taking a cue from the enormous success of Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller chatting on stage by appearing in their very own traveling show!

“Both men are putting their easy camaraderie on display in a live lecture series this spring. The idea came from Cohen’s mother and Cooper’s agent, who watched in November when Cooper interviewed Cohen about his book onstage in New York. The series, subtitled “Deep Talk and Shallow Tales,” starts March 21 in Boston, with later dates in Miami and Chicago and more if the initial run goes well.”

Each man is preparing surprises for his friend to be revealed onstage during the tour, booked into small theaters. They’ll talk about their careers, planning to let the audiences dictate much of the agenda by asking questions. If the Q&A part of their show is anything like getting a question through to MissAndy or his guests on WWHL, the questions will be vetted several times before actually getting to either Andy!   Watch for even bigger “surprises” when Housewives show up during the Andy’s show.   DETAILS HERE.

NOTE:  Both MissAndy’s love SH!! 

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(Thanks “cmhr” and “Stan”!!!)

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: More Wine Tossing And Threats!!

DeformedLipsLisa shows her fine “acting” chops in this preview of the next RHOBH… the most “intense” episode ever in the entire five-year history of the RHOBH!  The RHOBH has passed all the other HWs franchises with the number of wine-tossing scenes.

Did anyone know that DeformedLipsLisa was married to HARRY HAMLIN!?!?   HARRY HAMLIN!!  

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND... HARRY HAMLIN!!

GET YOUR MITTS OFFA MY HUSBAND… HARRY HAMLIN!!

HarryHamlin is no DirtyHarry!!  And DeformedLipsLisa is no UrsulaAndress…

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BFrankel Won’t Talk About JillZ …Will ONLY Talk “Brand” And New Book

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BFrankel just leaves the taste of stale rancid margarita’s in the air after watching this interview with Fusion’s Eric Herbst.   Eric chatted with BLEEEEECHBFrankel at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival where Eric attempted to squeeze out some info, … Continue reading

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IF IT’S TUESDAY, IT MUST BE TERESA!! The Money Was All Smoke And Mirrors!! Juicy Needs Money!!

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What have Tree’s PR people come up with this week to keep her name relevant?? According to those mystery sources at ROL:  Joe Giudice is looking for money because the family’s finances are not exactly recovering. Teresa isn’t even adding … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

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DAVID FOSTER SPEAKS… AGAIN!! KingD Says He Started The Kartrashians! Calls LindaThompsonJennerFoster Kids “Spoiled”… Doing RHOBH To Give Loada’s Kids “Opportunities”!

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I AM THE GREATEST!! AT EVERYTHING! EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY! YOU MAY NOW STOP BOWING… Just love when KingDavid… bow your head as you read this…gives interviews!  So much is revealed about him and his HollywoodWife, Loada. Here are … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach Won’t Spill It!!

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PumpMyStomach won’t reveal the end of her story line arc.  Oh damn!!  We’ve been holding our breath waiting to find out if Ken’s son cares who his “real” parents are!!  SNOOOOOZE…

HagfaceKyle is adopted, too!!

 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

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WHY, SONJA?? WHY?? SonjaMorgan Displays Her Fashions At NY FashionWeek

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How many Housewives who are “designing” clothes will this make?  Sonja Morgan is the latest Housewife in the “BUY MY STUFF” category who thinks she’s a fashion designer. The RHONY were there to laugh at Sonja’s designs support Sonja’s new … Continue reading

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KARMA’S A B*TCH…CLINK, CLINK UPDATE: Teresa Says Not True… “Disgruntled Worker”!

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From TMZ:  “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Teresa Aprea has been slapped with a huge laundry bill — her employees claim she shorted their checks and made ‘em pay to clean their own uniforms. According to court docs … … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Atlanta Housewife?

From CDAN:

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME IN A DEPOSITION!
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ ME IN NO DEPOSITION!

This still married Atlanta Housewife is bribing a bank executive she had sex with to give her a loan or she will tell his wife about their affair.

NOTE:   The legal term for this action is BLACKMAIL.  

Definition of BRIBE:  persuade (someone) to act in one’s favor, typically illegally or dishonestly, by a gift of money or other inducement.  

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

RHOBH Preview: The Van Patten’s Go To Lunch…

The van Patten’s go to Kristy’s restaurant to score some free grub.  

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Obviously the vanP’s have never been to Kristy’s, as EyeD needs some assistance from PokerPatten to walk on the cobbled entrance to find their way to the gratis grub!  

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Vince’s role is to act the reluctant HouseHusband, which he does with great reluctant passion because he’s such a great passionate actor!!  In other words, Vince is just there to eat…and to listen to EyeD’s scripted words or he won’t be able to push his PaddleXTreme outdoor game and get atten-shun for his world poker-playin’ tour.  

Vince has his I’m “very-excited-and-interested-in-anything-EyeD-is-about-to-say” look on!!

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BUT.. before we get into VinceVanPorker inhaling his salad and both EyeD and Vince’s bizarre usage of their dining tools …

When they arrive at Kristy’s restaurant, it’s daylight.  

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When the VanP’s were done with their required GuyFieri-watch-me-eat scene, it was dark!  

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How long were they actually at Kristy’s and what did they devour along with the chef’s gift of scallops with soy glaze and Vince’s salad?  

Long enough for EyeD to have more wine… apparently, a lot of wine!!

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Neither Vince nor EyeD is sure of the correct way to use their eating utensils and Vince is worse than EyeD!  Vince uses the “caveman” grip on his fork…

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EyeD uses the caveWOMAN grip on her fork…

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Vince pauses to think if he can really put that huge piece of greens that he’s looking at on his fork into his mouth.

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VinceVanP goes for it!

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Hey, Vince:  ATE IS ENOUGH!!!

BLIND ITEM!! Who’s The RHOA HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

 

ATL KROY

The husband of this Atlanta Housewife is cheating with two different women.

Both waitresses used to work for him.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The OTHER Smelly Housewife?

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Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…

It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!

“All the ladies can smell it.

Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.

“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”

This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying!   But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “chameleon”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” … HOUSEWIVES EDITION! DrunkOtis Out? NayNay “Modeling”? Snooki NOT A RHONJ! Loada Too Tired For Reunion? Countless New Record? MissAndy Q&A “BuyMyBook”! And MORE!!!

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What could be more apropos on Friday the 13th than Housewives items!! DrunkOtis “hints” at leaving the RHOBH.  Don’t get excited… it’s just one of those mystery source PR items!  OR, maybe DrunkO is making tons of $$$$ from selling … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s Bizarrely Convoluted And Obviously Jealous Of DrunkOtis BravoBlog

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We pick up where we left off last week at the Gay Mixer. When Brandi once again brought up Kim’s late night calls to her, I said, “Oh, do you want to elaborate? ” I didn’t say that for Brandi … Continue reading

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THE LYIN’ BRIAN SAGA CONTINUES…

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Everyone at NBC feels HORRIBLE about the TERRIBLE thing that happened to Lyin’Brian. What happened to Lyin’Brian can be summarized by KingD… it’s just another TRAGIC MISTAKE!!   NOTE: What do you call a former fireman from Jersey with a surprisingly … Continue reading