SH *EXCLUSIVE*!! MissAndy Speaks About The Housewives’ Plunging Ratings!!

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RHONY Reunion: Don’t Ask Ramoaner … MissAndy Tries To Dig Deep

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE!! We Found Out Who PTHousewife Hit With Her Flying Leg!!

The victim of PT Housewife’s flying leg air strike… is MissAndy!!  Wearing a fashionable SkwisheeSkweezy tank top courtesy of JillZ!!

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The REAL Reason TreeJoodice Cancelled WWHL!

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TreeJoodice punked out of her contractual obligation to appear with MissAndy on Sunday’s WWHL. We called Teresa at her home in Towota to find out the REAL reason Tree skipped out.  We were surprised when Tree actually answered the phone! Hey, Tree… … Continue reading

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TreeJoodice Skeered To Appear With MissAndy … Replaced By KomaKathy And BigGayRosie

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The anticipated best-guest-ever on WWHL has told MissAndy to go screw himself.   TreeJoodice has been replaced on Sunday’s WWHL by KomaKathy and BigGayRosie… KomaKathy tweeted this morning: “See you all in the #WWHL Clubhouse with my sis @RosiePierri @Andy … Continue reading

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Housewives Ratings: RHOA Is NOT Number One

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During the first part of NayNay’s appearance on last night’s WWHL, MissAndy made sure to point out that the ATL was #1 in the ratings department.   This is total BS. The ratings results for RHONJ’s premiere episode (2.1 million) … Continue reading

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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MissAndy Back In The Closet!! Booted From 30Rock Lux Office…

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MissAndy has been downsized!  With his new position as an independent producer, MissAndy’s new office space has been reduced to the size of a closet. “Andy had a huge office on the 46th floor with big windows and a great … Continue reading

Miss Andy Requests YOUR Assistance!! Which OC Housewives Gotta Go???

 

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 POLL RESULTS… the winner of da BravoBoot is Dull-BRO!!!

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Shanny On WWHL ‘Splains How Drinking Fits In With Holistic Life… Why She’s A HW

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  What absolute BS:  On WWHL Shanny explains how her drinking (she hardly drinks!) fits in with her holistic lifestyle and why she agreed to become a Housewife (she wanted to look back at her life).  PUH-LEEEZE!!!  We all know the … Continue reading

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PumpMyStomach STILL Has No Idea If She’s Returning… Puh-leeze!

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  LisaVander BLEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach tells ETOnline that she’s STILL in talks with BravoBigShots about her return to the RHOBH.  NOTE: PumpMyStomach is doing the typical PR to create buzz for herself and the RHOBH before filming starts.  PumpMyStomach is NOT … Continue reading

MissAndy Denies He’s Producing “I Slept With A Celebrity” Show

MissAndy says he is NOT producing the show “I Slept With A Celebrity”

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NOTE: MissAndy musta realized that the ONLY people who would agree to tell their tale would be anyone who slept with DrunkOtis!

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(Thanks to SH readers “anon” and “BlueIvy”!!)