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RHONY New Season BORING! All Housewives On Good Behavior To Protect Their “Brands”!

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NOTE:  The ONLY reason the RHONY was not canceled was BFrankel agreeing to come back on the show.  The RHONY is now officially dead… because of MissAndy’s friend, BFrankel. Sources tell Confidenti@l that the filming of “The Real Housewives of … Continue reading

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

KimRichards WWHL No-Show… Replaced By Vicki! Will Crooks Be Bartending?

For those of you STILL watching WWHL, there has been a guest switch.  Kim Richards was scheduled for tonight’s WWHL, but has been replaced by Vicki Gunvalson and Beth Stren.  Vicki will be chatting with MissAndy about how she was FORCED by MissAndy to reveal her REAL life by filming with her live-in, Crooks!

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FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

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SH “Hit And Run”… Yoda, NayNay, HouseHusband’s Allegations, Model Daughter

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What are your beauty essentials for on and off camera? “Beauty starts from within. I know that drinking lots of water with lemon is a pain sometimes, but in combination with green vegetable juices and omega-3 oil, you have a … Continue reading

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The Phony RHONJ Reconciliation… Ranked 19 On The 10-Point BULLSH*T Scale!!

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NOTE:  We’re calling bullsh*t on this phony baloney reconciliation… and the BS meter exploded!  The ONLY reason these people are showing their new phony solidarity is to set themselves up to negotiate when Bravo offers them $$$ for their possible … Continue reading

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES… The Polls

Despite the high-fiving when there is a bump in ratings, the Housewives shows have continued to disappoint, stagnate and have lost their idiosyncratic “fun” qualities.  Please leave additional remarks in comments if necessary…

 

 

 

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MELISSA GORGA’S GUM CHEWING LESSONS!

WE LOVE TO CHEW GUM!!! IT'S A JERSEY THING...
WE ALL LOVE TO CHEW GUM… BUT, MELISSA DOES IT BEST!

Melissa shows her very klassy technique of slowly chewing and then gently increasing the rate of gum smacking between her teeth, lips and gums… something to which ALL Housewives viewers should aspire to replicate!  And just one more reason to emulate those elegantly refined and tastefully sophisticated Housewives…  

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NO Cooking Show For TERESA… Says Former “Insider”!!

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It looks like Teresa may have a harder time cashing in after she serves her 15 months behind bars than she originally had thought. TreeJoodice had reportedly been hoping for some sort of television deal with Bravo… either for a cooking … Continue reading

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LilGia’s Fundraising Was PR Stunt! 3KT Girl Group Already Filmed Video

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It is quite obvious that the LITTLE “begging for money” PR item by TeresaGiudice’s kid was a BIG piece of BS!! Gia’s strippers-in-training “singing” group needed $7,500 by December 12 or they weren’t going to film another of their videos!  3KT started begging … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaGirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

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LIST OF CREDITORS GIUDICE’S DID NOT PAY… TREE’S 2009 BRAVO PAY $10,000 MONTH

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NOTE:  After receiving several links from SH readers to a list of people and businesses which Teresa and Juicy did not pay, the info has been on the SH Masthead since 2009…  A VERY QUICK OVERVIEW OF THE JOODICE BANKRUPTCY … Continue reading

TeresaGiudice Blaming “Negative Forces”… Threatens To Pay $7,500 Herself For Stripper Jr Video!

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Teresa is secretly blaming her co-stars — and Internet “haters” — for the lackluster response to fundraising efforts for her daughter’s girl band.

“Teresa believes there are negative forces, including co-stars from RHONJ, that are the reason why Gia’s music video fundraising efforts have been a failure so far. Teresa says there are haters that are determined to make sure Gia’s music career goes down in flames,” a source told ROL.

“3KT loves our fans! We want to give you an awesome original Christmas music video in time for the holiday! Join us!

If Gia’s Junior Stripper Group doesn’t get $7,500 by December 12, they won’t be making their Christmas video!!!   BUT… that mystery source says:

The source hinted:

“Expect Teresa to fork over the money if the Kickstarter campaign fails.”

CAPTION GIA Teresa

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MELISSA GORGA: Talks WackyJackieChan And Danielle…

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Another telling little tidbit from MelissaGorga’s HomeShow appearance in March 2014. At the :30 mark MeGo explains that WackyJackieChan will NOT be on this season of the RHONJ. At the 1:10 mark, MeGo states that she never met Danielle. WackyJackieChan … Continue reading

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YOUR OPINIONS NEEDED! Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!