Yoda Tries To Wiggle Out Of Her “RHOBH Are Clowns” Statement

What a load of total BS!  Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!

THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:  “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:  “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.

 

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DrunkOtis, DirtyHarry and MissAndy TOGETHER… for ANOTHER “cause”!!  THEIR OWN!

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THE GAY AGENDA CONTINUES…

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Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views?   Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS New Franchise PT Housewife SkankyJo AND MORE!

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MissAndy promised that there would be no more WIRE HANGERS! Housewives franchises.  But, there will be another California-based Housewives show!  “Bravo has selected Coronado as the next location to film The Real Housewives of Coronado (RHOC). This is the first … Continue reading

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CreepyCarlton’s BravoBlog… Totally Eviscerates HagfaceKyle!

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  I’d be lying if I didn’t say thank god this Reunion is finally done! Unfortunately couldn’t get a bloody word in edgewise, so I may as well put it down here. Oh and by the way what I say … Continue reading

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Lisa Vanderpump BravoBlog… Puppets On The Couch!

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    Well, as we come to the final conclusion of this tumultuous season, I wonder have all the questions been answered?   You have been promised and assured that the many things would come to light and the puppeteer … Continue reading

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RHOBH Reunion Show Part III Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part III by Sandi Duffy     I told Ms. SH that I would only do part 3 of the Beverly Hills recap, if she’d let me write about Gwyneth Paltow. She offered … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES NEWS DrunkOtis’ Kid “Allergic” NayNay DWTS Feud LisaV Tweet AND MORE!

  A source tells E! News: “Brandi’s son did have a bad ALLERGIC reaction to something, obviously bad enough to put him in the hospital, but all is well now.”  NOTE:  “Put him in the hospital”????  An hour in the ER … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Recap by Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Reunion Show Part II Recap by Sandi Duffy   Part 2 of this crapfest reunion. I’m feeling good tonight because I just kicked my kids butts at Just Dance–Applause and Blurred Lines respectively. We begin … Continue reading

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**ALERT, ALERT** WINNER OF THE STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE AWARD!!

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 NOTE:  We’ve been givin’ out Housewives Awards for years!!!   We are fully aware that those interns on up to MissAndy hisself read SH… and we stand by our Awards as the BEST!!!   With that said… let’s not take … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS! SkankyJo LisaPump RHOA Spawn of Tamballs…AND MORE!!!

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SkankyJo is so desperate to be one of the Beverly Hills HWs that she’s carryin’ around a Stella!!!     DrunkOtis LOVES her Stellas!!!   DRUNK OTIS PROMISES THAT SHE’S NOT GONNA BE TWEETING… AS MUCH AS SHE USED TO! … Continue reading

RHOBH In Gaga Video…

The RHOBH appear around the 3:00 mark.  MissAndy’s head is shown in the clouds… dumb, just dumb.  Expected much more from all the PR surrounding this mess!   The credits take up half of the video time:

 

Yoda is credited as “Hadid”… is this another sign of troubles with Yoda and KingDavid?

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TERESA GIUDICE What Will Happen PRE And POST Sentencing! MissAndy Don’t Know Nuthin’

The Giudices’ fraudulent legal problems “will very much be a part of the show next season,”  MissAndy recently said, though Bravo won’t reveal how much da Joodices will appear next season, which is currently filming. MissAndy has been skirting direct questions re … Continue reading

CAROLE RADZIWILL ON WWHL ‘Splains Ghostwriter… How WWHL Has Morphed Into SesameStreet

Carole Radziwill was on WWHL last night and ‘splained the “ghostwriter” story line in further detail.  Hopefully, this will be the end of this very badly thought out story arc…

NOTE:  WWHL has morphed into SesameStreet.  

Initially, WWHL was only on one day a week; and then three days.  WWHL was a “must-watch” when the Bravo Clubhouse was a two-seater and MissAndy’s only guest was a Housewife.   MissAndy chatted with his guest and some interesting items re the Housewife were revealed.  After several episodes of WWHL aired, MissAndy began to throw in a few games and an occasional poll question.  WWHL was watchable then because of the guest and the discussion about that Housewife’s just-aired Housewives’ episode.  WWHL was a FUN show to watch!    After watching last night’s WWHL, the discussion with guests have been curtailed to 20-second sound bites and the idiotic games created by MissAndy’s interns have taken over the bulk of the 22-minute show.  WWHL being fun and “must-see TV” is long gone and after watching last night’s episode, WWHL now fits into the category of “must-NOT-see TV”… unless, of course, you’re still someone who cannot comprehend any more than SesameStreet-length sound bites.  

Also, while watching the last WWHL … could not believe that MissAndy is 45 years old.   How does a 45-year-old man still get the giggles when asking Carole Radziwill or Kristen Cavalierri about penises?  No surprise that neither guest was taken aback nor offended at the questions asked of them… the guests just giggled, too, right along with the 45-year-old MissAndy.  MissAndy has made his talk show into his private SesameStreet where a 45-year-old man whose intellectual growth has stunted at the age of 15 can fit in very comfortably.  

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NAY NAY Says MugshotMarlo Was “NOT Bravo’s Brand”… Backtracks on DWTS … GreggLeakes’ Court Records

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MISS ANDY ANSWERS! He Don’t Know Nuthin’ About Joodice Case… Does NayNay Impression

Diedre, the Nazi Clubhouse phone lady, musta gone on the Austin trip with MissAndy as the audience at SXSW was vetted and questions were efficiently asked and answered.

MissAndy paused when asked the first question:  “Which Housewife is the FAKEST?”  After stumbling for a few seconds… it hit MissAndy that there are NO fake Housewives!  After all, the Housewives franchises are NOT scripted night-time soap operas!!  So, there could be NO fakery!!

MissAndy flew through the rest of the questions, which included his favorite HouseHusband… Apollo (as always!); MissAndy would trade lives with PumpMyStomach because of her closet (riiiiiiiiight!); and MissAndy did a NayNay impression.

BUT, before all that, MissAndy was asked about the TreeJoodice bankruptcy case.  In one of the biggest ever lying-right-through-his-teeth-moments in the history of cable television… MissAndy says that he DOESN’T KNOW SPECIFICS ABOUT THE CASE!  And then, MissAndy throws in the “I’m tryin’ to be very sincere here” lines about how he feels about Tree’s kids and her family!

 

NOTE to MissAndy… “LIES” by Jonathan Butler:

 

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS KKKelly BF… Miami Season Four… HagfaceKyle HairyLegs…GorgaBikini Shots… Ramoaner WITH Mario…

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Did ANYONE believe that total bullsh*t story about Ramoaner divorcing Mario????  Don’t wanna say “TOLDJA SO”… BUT… Ramoaner tweeted this cozy photo… Next announcement will be Ramoaner on a talk show explaining how much she LOVES Mario and they just … Continue reading

MISS ANDY ASKS SHAQ…

Make your own opinions re this exchange on WWHL…

 

MissAndy is the WORST!!!

 

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NAME THAT NEW APOLLO/JUICY BRAVO SHOW!! Show Titles Have Been Selected!!

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RHOBH Reunion: Mean Tweets!!

To get the Housewives “loosened” up before the REAL questions begin… MissAndy asks them about the mean tweets they get!  How interesting that not one of these Housewives talk about the mean tweets they issue!

WHAT!?!?  MissAndy didn’t ask them how big their boobs are… as he did the OC Housewives???   NOTE:  If you missed MissAndy’s questioning of the RHOC’s boobs… see SH June 27, 2012.

NOTE:  The worst we ever called HagfaceKyle, besides “lizard-lip-lickin’ HagfaceKyle,” was “Manhands”… but, never tweeted that to her!  HagfaceKyle got the “Manhands” tweet from someone who obviously read “Kyle Gotz Da Manhands” a 2011 SH item and sent it on to her!    

AND… MissAndy does not like it when you ask him a question!  When MissAndy does not like the question, MissAndy blocks immediately!  After SH asked MissAndy about what was wrong with a DailyNews item, he never answered and blocked SH back in 2012… too close for comfort apparently!!