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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Season Three Preview… RHOM Premieres August 12 at 9 pm…

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Bravo… The Real Housewives of Miami premieres in ten days… August 12 at 9 pm! “Excitement runs high this season as both Joanna and Adriana plan their dream weddings, but not everything is smooth sailing as Joanna and Romain disagree about … Continue reading

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ALEXIA ECHEVARRIA, KYLE RICHARDS… Alexia “CountryClub Lawsuit”… Kyle “Photo Fail”

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The lawsuit info re Miami Housewife, Alexia Echevarria, is disturbing. Alexia and her husband, according to TMZ, are being sued for non-payment by their country club.  The initial membership fee for Alexia’s CC was $250,000, with monthly dues of just … Continue reading

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MORE SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY: Sheree Whitfield “Owes IRS”… Miami’s Alexia “Insurance Owes… Still Owes IRS”…

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 From TMZ: Sheree Whitfield owes over $40,000 in back taxes to the IRS for the years 2009 and 2010. NOTE:  Sheree needs to get a new accountant…boo!! Sheree recently chatting about money… ******************************** From TMZ:   DAMN!!  When it rains, … Continue reading

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ANA QUICKSAND: Ana’s BravoBlog… Ana Goes After Lea Even MORE…Calls Lea “Racist”… Ana Leaves MORE Questions Unanswered… BUT, BUY HER STUFF!… LEA BLACK’S BravoBlog… Clears Up “Meeting” Roy Black… AND, BUY HER STUFF!

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Ana QuickScones  CornPone  GrabThePhone  LeaveMeAlone  LoseThatTone  IceCreamCone  InTheZone  GroanAndMoan  NeedALoan   OnTheThrone  Whatever submitted her BravoBlog and just like her “performance” on the RHOM reunion show last night, Ana makes some huge accusations, but backslides and uses the old excuse … Continue reading

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THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI REUNION PART II RECAP: Lea Black, Ana Quicksand, Adriana de Moura, Karent Sierra, Alexia Echolandeau, Lisa Hochstein, Marysol Patton, Was Anyone Else There?… OH! MissAndy!

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The second part of the two-part Real Housewives of Miami reunion show aired last night.  What a waste of an hour… or make that 44 minutes! The production company, Purveyors of Pop, took a show which was not intended to … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS… PHOTO RECAP: Season Three, Episode Six… “She’s Gone Too Far”

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                       We want you to have this… the keys to your Aunt Kim’s junker.  You remember… the 1977 Ferrari that your mother stole and wrecked.  It’s YOURS!!       … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS: Kim’s Bravo Blog… Kim Called Adrienne Immediately… Adrienne Didn’t Return Kim’s Call… Hmmmm…

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Bravo…   Hello everyone! I love the beginning of this episode! Watching my sister give Alexia her first car was just so exciting. Once again, I remember and relate to this day. The look on Alexia’s face, that shock, that excitement, … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: Kyle’s BravoBlog… John Wanted Kid To Have “Safe” Car… What Brandi Said About Adrienne Was “it’s nobody’s business” Category… AND… Too Private For A “Reality” Show…

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Bravo…   The time had finally come to buy Alexia  her car. We hadn’t told her anything and she wasn’t expecting one. Our house actually HAD been egged so we decided to use that as part of our cover up. Mauricio … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Elsa Foretells A Storm”… Karent Sierra’s Boyfriend Cheating?… DUH!

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From Bravo:   “Elsa Foretells A Storm”… The ladies of Miami are packing up for a quick weekend getaway to Bimini in the Bahamas. With relationships being questioned, this healing trip is meant for some fun, relaxation, and repairing friendships. … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: Kyle’s BravoBlog… Kyle Explains All…Driver’s License to RHOBH Dinner… Says To “Wait Until Next Week”…

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Bravo… This episode I was happy to see my sister Kim initiating plans with the girls. I watch Kim with her kids and know it’s hard on her to see them growing up and knowing that eventually they won’t live at … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS: Kim’s BravoBlog…Kim Says Adrienne Did NOT Mean To Cause Problems… Totally Relates To Brandi…

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Bravo… Hi everyone. I hope you’re all having a wonderful week! In watching this episode as you can see there was a little drama but all in all we had a good time.   Hurry up, YoFo!!  The cameras are rollin’!! … Continue reading

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YOLANDA FOSTER: YoFo’s BravoBlog… YoFo Wants YOU To Dig Deeper Into Her Personality… Housewives Are A Mystery To YoFo!

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Bravo…   Hi everyone, I hope you had a great week! Thank you all so much for your kind words and, for those of you who weren’t too kind, please take a minute to go to Yolanda.com and read my “About” section. It would … Continue reading

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KIM RICHARDS: Kim’s BravoBlog… Kim Actually Writes ANOTHER Review! … Likes “Amma” The Hugging “Saint”…

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Bravo…   Here we are week 3 of RHOBH! Kimberly prom has been so much fun to prepare for! When she was little I dressed her, fed her, and did her hair everyday knowing one day she would do these things … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: Kyle-ee’s B-O-R-I-N-G BravoBlog… Why Bother???… Kyle’s Impressed By YoFo’s Refrigerator…

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Bravo…   Seeing Kim with my niece Kimberly getting ready for her prom was touching. I can only imagine how Kim feels seeing her youngest growing up and becoming an adult. I know it must be bittersweet. It seems like … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Tonight’s Episode… “Uncomfortably Public Relations”… Lea Black “TeethCleaning”… Elaine Lancaster “MarysolDon’tMeetMYStandards”

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November 15, 2012   Bravo… What’s gonna happen on tonight’s RHOM… While Elsa visits Lea to put an end to her ongoing feud with Marysol…                   “You make up with Mary-sol… or I … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI: Miami Gets ANOTHER Boost… Episode Airing Sunday, After RHOA…

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November 6, 2012   The Real Housewives of Miami are trying their hardest to get outta the ratings abyss rut in which they’ve been struggling to claw out of since their premiere episode. Their latest attempt is to grab on … Continue reading

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ALEXIA ECHEVARRIA: ALEXIA WILL BE BACK FOR SEASON TWO OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI…

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POSTED FEBRUARY 11, 2012  3:00 pm                Alexia Echevarria Despite other sites reporting the Alexia Echevarria will not be returning for a second season of the Real Housewives of Miami, SH readers know that … Continue reading

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Andy’s Experiment Gone Awry…

Andy Cohen right in the middle of the mess he made… nothing personal, Miami Housewives… From Andy Cohen’s Blog on BravoTV.com, April 6, 2011: “The Great Live Reunion Experiment of 2011 is over and the results were…interesting.  On the one … Continue reading

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What You Need for Tonight’s Miami Reunion Show…

Won’t it be great to see Andy in his house when we go to NYC?  It was so nice of him to invite us to stay and…   Uh, excuse me, Larsa… but we’re going to Andy’s CLUBhouse, not his own house … Continue reading

Real Housewives of Miami… Recap

Venue | Marzo - Abril 2011Screw William Levy… this is my magazine and I go front and center on the cover…

How could it be that this episode of the Real Housewives of Miami is #5 and the finale is next week?  Well, it is and just a note:  there was NO sighting of Elaine Lancaster this week…elaine1b Summer Splash Wednesdays at PlungeElaine, you got robbed.    On to the recap:

Marysol and Phillipe got married on an Aspen mountaintop.  Marysol PattonThey look so cute together… I didn’t realize until I looked up his mug shot that Phillipe is 6′ 5″… Yo, Marysol… let’s get married…

The justice of the peace read the wedding vows they wrote for each other… and back at home in Miami, Phillipe surprises Marysol by installing his ‘wine cellar’ in Marysol’s apartment, which Marysol isn’t too happy about.

A wine refrigerator, Phillipe…

William Levy stops by Alexia’s magazine for his second feature in and cover on her magazine and she just looooves William Levy.  Understandable, Alexia, understandable… Herman or William… your infatuation with WL is totally understandable.

Venue | Julio - Agosto 2010 Hey… got the cover again… I’m much prettier than the owner-chick…

Larsa stops by her favorite restaurant with her friend Tara to speak with the chef at Martarano’s to arrange a cooking lesson with owner Steve Martarano… a brute with a whisk and knife skills… sexy!  At least Larsa thinks so…

I can whip yo azz, whip you into shape or whip up a souffle… take your pick.

Alexia is in a car wreck on the way to the fashion show and calls Crispy Rice to let her know that she won’t be able to model, so Crispy takes over Alexia’s modeling job.

Alexia Gets Into a Car AccidentHmm… Alexia walked away from this in one piece… come on, she could’ve made her modeling gig…

Crispy let’s everyone know that Alexia’s clothes don’t fit her properly because Alexia is bigger than she is… slap!  Crispy always give backhanded compliments or outright digs at her fellow housewives… what a biatch.

E18158standAlexia would never fit her huge-ness into my ‘meet my kids’ teachers’ outfit…

After the cooking lesson with chef Steve, everyone begins to dine on their creations. Marysol passes around her wedding photo and then Adriana mentions Crispy’s slow payment for attending the Mayor of Miami’s annual gala… really, Adriana… why?  It’s just too boring to rehash this again…

An Upset Christy Looking at AdrianaCrispy givin’ Adriana the death stare…

Marysol Is NOTE:  Is Kim Zolciak aware that Marysol knows Kim’s Miami host, Thomas Kramer… or does he just pose for photos with everyone?   Yeah, he poses with everyone… just like Shana/Taylor.


Alexia… Poor Lil Piglet

Alexia likes to eat, but when her husband, Herman, asks her to help out in the kitchen she freaks out… on the next Real Housewives of Miami:

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RHOM Recap… Kinda

After days of writing the Real Housewives of Miami recap, I’ve decided to run over shards of glass in my Bentley, get a flat tire on purpose, hop in a cab and drive away from my belabored recap.  Why do I find RHOM so boring?  They spent 15 minutes on Alexia’s son, Peter, getting a real ‘talking to’ about the value of a dollar, which just went right over his head and another 15 minutes with Larsa buying her brother, Sammy, a Toyota… like did we need to go on the test drive with him?  The most interesting part about the entire episode was how many times I counted the left-at-the-altar Miami Housewife, Elaine Lancaster, show up in various scenes.

RHOMElaine.jpgElaine Lancaster and her fans…

The rest of this episode showed Adriana late for her own luncheon and her own art gallery opening.  What is wrong with her???  Lea was right when she told Adriana that she doesn’t look any different when she does her own makeup.  Is Adriana that insecure that she really needs almost two hours to put on makeup and get her hair done?  I’m a licensed aesthetician and I could have her ready in 10 minutes… out the door… done.  Is she being charged by the hour for her hair and makeup… or does she like to chat while being prissed over??

Cristy doesn’t want to hear nothing about crashing Lea’s Gala and just wants to dance; Lea is turning into a helicopter adoptive parent with Adriana, ’cause she’s all up in Adriana’s business, why she doesn’t have her kids homework done and why she’s dancing with men at 2 in the morning… and she’s invoiced Cristy for the crashing.

Marysol and her fiance, Phillipe, visit Marysol’s mother, Elsa, and while visiting, Elsa admits to stealing flowers from her neighbors in Cuba; that she married a gringo for real flowers; she likes men who wear girly shirts; she’s a witch; she likes her wine and she’s drunk.

RHOM's Elsa PattonKeep those paper flowers away… an don’ touch my wine.

Adriana’s art show, after she finally shows up, is a success until a second artist begins his presentation and she gets into a shouting match with the first artist’s friend/manager.  In this episode, Adriana yelled a lot and if yelling indicates smarts, then Adriana is one smart Brazilian.  Why? Because she commissioned the artist to paint portraits of local Miami celebrities and we know that at least one of the paintings was sold… to Lea!  Smart move, Adriana… the subjects of the paintings are known to the people attending the showing or they are the subject or they know someone who knows the subject of the paintings.  Easy way to sell art…

RHOM3a.jpgWho else is gonna buy this, except Lea???  Nice goin’, Adriana…

RHOM Adriana ‘de’ Moura Profile…Another One

RHOM:  Lea, Marysol, Alexia, Larsa, Cristy and Adriana

It was only a matter of time before Bravo’s ‘Housewives’ series hit the sunny shores of South Florida.  Its casts are known for their big personalities and the Real Housewives of Miami ‘Housewife’ Adriana de Moura fits the bill quite nicely.  We caught up with de Moura to talk editing, her current endeavors, and of course, Miami.
Adriana de Moura… if that is her real name…


How do you feel about the depictions of you thus far?
Only one side of me has been shown — my fun side. There is a lot more to me. I’m a woman with a well-rounded education, an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, a dedicated mother and a housewife. I still go grocery shopping and manage my household.  (Grocery shopping is always a sure sign of a very well-rounded person…)

You have been called ‘the Wild One.’  What are your thoughts on that title?
I guess I do have a gregarious personality. I’m also Brazilian, meaning dancing, singing and socializing is part of my culture.  I embrace my femininity, but don’t believe in promiscuous behavior. (Au contraire…mon amie… we’ve been hearing about you!) I like to have fun without any malice.

Do you feel you need to set the record straight on anything thus far? On the show, you forgot that your son got out of school early one day, and asked your fiancé (who was at work) to pick him up instead of leaving your leisurely lunch with the Housewives cast.
I might not be perfect, but I’m a dedicated single mother who invests greatly in my son’s education.  There are logistical challenges that may occasionally arise when I try to juggle many roles and stretch myself thin.  However, I sincerely do my best!  My son recently received a letter from the U.S. Congress congratulating him for making Honor Roll at his school.  I felt so moved by the letter because it means all the sacrifices I make for him pay off.  (Doesn’t this idiot know that those form letters from your representative are sent to everyone for just about anything!?)

Did it bother you when your castmates told you to drop your fiancé when he seemed bothered that you wanted him to pick up your child from school and even hung the phone up on you?
Yes, but I think they were trying to defend me.

With all this national attention, have you been able to focus on your love for art?
Sincerely, not as much as I would like to. Primarily due to my current work load with television and press.  (Excellent excuse for side-tracking that Sorbonne-education and training in fine art…)

What are your favorites places to go to in Miami? Eating, dancing, etc.
I definitely love Casa Tua for Italian fare. I also like Fogo de Chao for authentic Brazilian cuisine. For a relaxing day, I love the Grove Isle Spa.

NOTE:  Looking forward to hearing what some commenters have to say about this!

Source:  http://www.citysbest.com/miami/news/2011/03/08/meet-adriana-de-moura-of-the-real-housewives-of-miami/

Lea Black… On the Attack

Innocent looking… BUT, looks are deceiving

After familiarizing myself with a new, easy-to-use, much-more-compatible-with-website-sharing video recording device (see above),  I wanted to bring to you the Real Housewives of Miami’s Lea Black’s scathing, direct and to-the-point phone call into last night’s Watch What Happens Live! ASAP.  Andy Cohen’s guests last night on WWHL were gala-crasher, Cristy Rice and her RHOM cohort, and Andy’s future step-daughter, if he takes it to the next level, Marysol Patton.

Andy was practicing all his life for his ‘mojito moments’ with Elsa…

Late 2011:  Andy and Messla Elsa sunning themselves on towels which Elsa bought from the Gianni Versace estate sale that daughter Marysol arranged as one of her very first jobs in the PR business and drinking mojitos through a swizzle straw basking in the tropical opulence of Miami’s swullocking paradigm of shimmering luxury and reflecting relaxation, the aqua/periwinkle-tinted soothing pool at the Eden Roc, on a Thursday mid-morning…

Oh Angy, I hops joo weren’t so hebby on dey rum dis tyme… but, I lubz jour mojitos

Back to the video… anyway, it took me the better part of the day to record last night’s WWHL on the “easy-to-use” recorder, just in time to come upon the same recording on Bravo.com.  So for your veneration and viewing pleasure, here are both versions… well, one… my version will be coming if it takes me another day!

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