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RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Girl Fighting, Wine Throwing, Face Slapping … All The BOOOORING Housewives Stuff… And Taglines

Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face.  PMS knew it was coming…

RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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LisaVanderpump Talks RHOBH… Same Old Stuff!!

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LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is raving about the RHOBH.  Don’t forget that PumpMyStomach is an actress, too… that slap is ACTING!!

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RHOBH Preview Ad…

RHOBH New Season Preview…

KingDavid makes an appearance with the clowns of Beverly Hills, who are just as ridiculously disgusting as their NJ subhuman counterparts.  Not even interested in watching this dreckish garbage…

KingDavid has said numerous times that his wife is ONLY on the RHOBH to slide into her own lifestyle show and that she is the voice of reason among the clowns with which she’s forced to appear.

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THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS ARE OVER…

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The article from EntertainmentWeekly asking if we’re tired of “reality” TV is not at all surprising.  We’ve been saying the very same, but specifically about the Housewives franchises for at least a year. With the Bravo debacle, the RHONJ, wrapping up … Continue reading

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RHOBH Same Old Same Old: Kim v HagfaceKyle

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It’s time for the RHOBH to start their PR campaign to drum up interest in their next season premiering in January.   There will be tons of planted items based on that mysterious unnamed “inside source” and this is one … Continue reading

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BAD PLASTIC SURGERY…

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  WHAT HAS RENEE ZELLWEGER DONE TO HER FACE?!?!?! MORE BAD PLASTIC SURGERY…          

BLIND ITEM REVEALED!! Camille Says Source Is Incorrect!!

CAN I HAVE YOUR HUSBAND??

CAN I HAVE YOUR HUSBAND??   I JUST NEED HIM FOR A STORY LINE!

From CDAN

“This long ago C list mostly movie actress turned A list reality star for an A list franchise has been trying to hook up with the ex-husband of a former cast mate to add to her story line for the upcoming season.”

Housewife: CAMILLE GRAMMER  Ex-Husband: PAUL NASSIF

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Which EX-Housewife Got New Boobs For Boyfriend?

From CDAN

This former west coast Housewife recently got a new set of breasts because her much younger boyfriend wanted her to get them. It hasn’t really kept him from cheating on her though and more than once he has had sex with the former Housewife and then gone to his other steady and had sex with her.   Money is on Magoof!!

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading

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A MUST SEE! The Hotwives of Orlando…

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Question: How does one successfully parody a show which has already become a parody of itself?  Answer: You study the cast of each franchise and pick the best of the bunch and write a very funny SCRIPT… and then you … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” … Items We REALLY Don’t Care About

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DrunkOtis with several bruises posin’ for bikini shots

LisaRinna filming RHOBH… Lisa will be a “friend” of the Housewives, NOT a full-time HW.

NayNay’s clothing line will be on HSN later this month...

LeAnn and Eddie did reality show “to take our lives back”

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Adrienne and Camille shooting RHOBH… guests at HagfaceKyle’s annual free ad for KimRichard’s future FatBurger son-in-law aka “WhiteParty.”

YolandaHadid Foster STILL has not sold her house...

 (Thanks to SH readers “Lu” “Dave/Brenda” “DennieZen” “anon” “JustN” “cybraxis”  “Lux”  “Nels” “LN” “cmhr” “PDM”!!)

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WHICH HOUSEWIVES’ TWEETS REQUIRE ABOVE A 4TH GRADE READING LEVEL??? Tweeting For Dummies!

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We’ve done extensive research to find which Housewife tweets smarter than that of a 4th grade reading level.  The 4th grade level… unfortunately… is the average reading level for those who use twitter! SMOG AFTER an analysis of 1 million public … Continue reading

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To The MALOOF HOOF??

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From FEBRUARY 2, 2012    Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Adrienne Maloof has been very busy!                                                   … Continue reading

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AdrienneMagoof and DrunkOtis Kiss And Make Up…

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“Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” stars Brandi Glanville and Adrienne Maloof were photographed hugging out their differences in Los Angeles on Thursday. Last weekend Maloof reportedly confronted Glanville at fellow housewife Kyle Richards’ annual white party and their reunion did … Continue reading

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Joyce Giraud And CarltonGebbia OUTTA RHOBH! Got Da BravoBoot!

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For those of you who were huge fans of the pageant queen and the devil worshipper… Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia… please grab a kleenex and sit down.  According to the media magazine of the HWs choice, USWeekly has divulged … Continue reading

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS… TreeJoodice Ramoaner Chrisley JillZ GorgaJewelry LeAnn/Eddie

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  More bad news for Tree is that her once very popular cookbooks have stopped selling… according to TheBusinessInsider, cookbook sales are down 97%: According to figures from Nielsen BookScan, Giudice’s book, Fabulicious! On The Grill sold 5,920 copies from … Continue reading

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SHANA Marries BEULLER…

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Yes, Shana and Bhuler are now officially married.  They exchanged vows earlier today.  The delay in posting this item was in finding the definitive WHO and the WHY! We knew that Shana and Bhuler weren’t going to splash THEIR money… … Continue reading

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A SH “LookBack”! RHOBH Adrienne Maloof New Restaurant…A Magoof Update!!

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From TMZ March 13, 2013..   NOTE:  The story from a year ago was that Adrienne Magoof was to open a new restaurant right close to Lisa VanderPumpMyStomach’s Villa Blanca in Beverly Hills… with Eddie Cibrian! BACK ON MARCH 6, … Continue reading

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LISA VANDERPUMP: Don’t Cry For Me, Housewives Fans!

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Lisa Vanderpump…. VINI, VIDI, VICI  Lisa VanderPumpMyStomach has been declared the epitome of the Beverly Hills lifestyle and the BH Housewife whom all adore.  The BH Housewife who, if she departs from her “reality” on the RHOBH, will take down … Continue reading

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HagfaceKyle’s Suspicious Tweet… Is Camille Coming Back? UPDATE!

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The most suspicious photo ever tweeted! HagfaceKyle tweeted CreepyCarlton havin’ drinks with even creepier “psychic” Allison DuBois.  Allison was the catalyst for the commotion during the  “dinner party from hell” at Camille Grammer’s Malibu house. WHY is this suspicious???  Nothing … Continue reading