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LISA VANDERPUMP: Update On RHOBH Cedric… PumpMyStomach Did Not Deport Cedric… Being “Friends” With DrunkOtis Was “Total Fabrication”

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Received some clarification from a “source” close to Cedric Martinez.    This “source” is and has been a very reliable fount of correct information. Per this “source”… LisaVanderPUMPMyStomach did NOT have Cedric deported.  Cedric is no longer living and/or working … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Junk That Doesn’t Deserve Any Atten-Shun…

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Housewives stuff that we really couldn’t be bothered with during the past few days…and don’t deserve further atten-shun: PhelonPhaedra Parks is speaking at AlabamaStateUniversity to talk about “the steps that she has taken in life to reach her current platform.” … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

ADRIENNE MALOOF: New Restraining Order Against EX-Paul Nassif…

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Really thought all the Adrienne Maloof v Paul Nassif drama was done and over with… but, legal maneuvers are STILL being heaved at Paul by Magoof!

Adrienne Maloof and ex-hubby Paul Nassif are back at it — TMZ has learned, she’s gone to court for ANOTHER restraining order … claiming he got violent with her in front of their kids.

Adrienne raced to court on Valentine’s Day for an emergency protective order, claiming he violently snatched her phone away from her the week before … while she was photographing her kids.  NOTE:  Adrienne probably did NOT “race to court”… in reality, Adrienne picked up her phone and called her attorney.

Nassif claims in legal docs Adrienne was actually trying to film him while he was disciplining one of their kids … to use the footage against him during their ongoing custody battle.  He says she was all up in his face with the camera, almost hitting him.

The judge refused to grant the order because it wasn’t an emergency and felt she didn’t need immediate protection.  A hearing is set for April.   NOTE:  Smart judge!!

NOTE:  Why don’t any of these Housewives take MO-Reeses’ sage advice when it come to dealing with legal matters???  MO-Reese says just pick up the phone and call them… always works for him!!

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

SH **EXCLUSIVE** RHOBH Cast Changes… NEW BH Housewife!… Look At Who MissAndy Chose!

MissAndy could not pass up ‘BJ’… Bruce “Brigitte” Jenner!!

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Takin’ a look back… Bruce to Brigitte!!

 

 

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KIM RICHARDS: The RHOBH Saved My Life!

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Dr. NoSocks is still hangin’ on to his “fame” from appearing on the RHOBH… last month his podcast featured Adrienne Maloof.   Today, Dr. Sophy’s guest was KimRichards.  Kim tells NoSocks how much bein’ on the RHOBH helped her to … Continue reading

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… “Touched”… Thinks DumbJoyce With A Gun Is “Hot”

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This week we get a glimpse into Brandi’s hometown and family. It was touching to see the moments between her father and her. I have never met her father, but I get the sense they are probably very similar and perhaps … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap: Season Four, Episode Nine… “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?” By Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap Season Four, Episode Nine… “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?” by Sandi Duffy   Was I the only one yelling for Kim not to eat the strawberries last week? Carlton goes shopping with her mother-in-law…at … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

As the year 2013 ends, let’s take a look at somma the funniest photoshopped items featuring the RHOBH!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**…MissAndy’s Christmas Card To SH Readers!!!

AWWWW… ain’t MissAndy thoughtful!!

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FESTIVUS COUNT DOWN:  Five Days!!

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS: JuicyJoe Giudice In Court For Drivers License… SkankyJo 2014 Calendar… “Affluenza” Parents Scofflaws… DrunkOtis’ Story Line Done Before… FEBUS Christmas

JuicyJoe Giudice in court today for a status meeting with the judge.  No plea deal was reached; trial date set for January 6; no need for Tree to be there.  If found guilty at trial, Juicy is looking at a … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE**… JOAN COLLINS SLAMS FELLOW BRIT LISA VANDERPUMP!!

Fellow “ta-ta and Cheerio” Brit, the now-elderly Joan Collins, is tired of the comparison between her and Beverly Hills Housewife, LisaVanderPumperDumperLumperCarBumper…

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KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle Talks About The Status Of Her Relationships With The Present RHOBH… And Past Beverly Hills Housewives

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HagfaceKyle gives the usual blah, blah, blah, blah and even more BLAH… the same BLAH heard every damn season! HagfaceKyle tells where she stands with her fellow BeverlyHillbillians: Former best friend, LisaVanderRumpPumpDumpClumpStumpFrumpLumpChumpHumpForrestGump, is now an EX-best friend CarltonTheDoorman used to … Continue reading

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REAL LIFE AND HOUSEWIVES: Let’s Take A Look At What’s Wrong With The Housewives… And What’s Going On In The REAL World!

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The enthusiasm for the Housewives has plunged into the abysmal depths of the unreachable ocean’s waters.   There is no search mechanism which can be called on to rescue the last teeny tiny bits of interest which were languishing before … Continue reading

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FROM ONE YEAR AGO: Brandi Glanville Says The Same As This Year!… DrunkOtis Is “Misunderstood”… And NOT “Acting” For Ratings… BOOORING!!!

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Here’s a GREAT reason why many are so sick of the ALL the Housewives!   The Housewives simply repeat themselves year after year… they are stale.   The following is from one year ago, December 9, 2012.   DrunkOtis claims … Continue reading