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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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HagfaceKyle’s “Filled With Guilt” BravoBlog… Lots Of “Fan Pandering”

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This week we see Brandi moving into her new home. I know she was really excited about this house. It’s lovely and after much bopping around with her kids, she was relieved to finally feel settled. HagfaceKyle’s “guilt” blog begins…….. … Continue reading

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PUMP MY STOMACH’S Blah, Blah, Blah BigBunchaNothing BravoBlog…

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Hello, sorry I am a day late with this. Been extraordinarily busy with the restaurants for the holidays, decorating, etc. Yes, it looked a little spoilt this week, having shirts made and shopping for jewelry, and I loved every minute … Continue reading

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YODA’S INSANELY INSIPID BRAVO BLOG… Wants to keep her kids “humble, grounded, and hungry”

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Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers.  So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading

A Totally Filler Piece On The RHOBH … DrunkOtis Meets With AdrienneMagoof

Included in tomorrow’s RHOBH, is the required “let’s have lunch so we can move forward” scene, explaining the return of Magoof.  DrunkOtis wants to settle her phony baloney differences with AdrienneMagoof left over from last season… or was it the season before or the season before that… or was it from two seasons ago on the RHONY? These boring shows are so much alike, it’s hard to tell which zip code you’re watching…

 We’re givin’ this preview 88937453534,999999999999 Kens…

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: Kimbecile Visits DrunkOtis’ Newest Rented House

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DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HagfaceKyle’s Lollipop Kids?

Whatever happened to HagfaceKyle’s “charity”?  WHY did HagfaceKyle abandon her Lollipop Kids?  WHY did Adrienne abandon her “good friend” DrunkOtis? 

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BORING BravoBlog: PumpMyStomach Still Doesn’t Like Me!

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Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading

Adrienne Magoof’s Dating Life … All The Execs In Beverly Hills Are Dating 20-Year-Olds

Adrienne looked so much better when she was with Rod’s kid… YIKES!!  Heard Jacob was over visiting Magoof’s neighbor, ParisHilton, when Magoof isn’t looking.

The Brainy BeverlyHillBillians Advice On How To Find Happiness

RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:

RHOBH Sneak Peek: Girl Fighting, Wine Throwing, Face Slapping … All The BOOOORING Housewives Stuff… And Taglines

Bravo has enhanced the sound of the “SLAP” across PumpMyStomach’s face.  PMS knew it was coming…

RHOBH Premieres Tuesday, November 18…

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DrunkOtis is missing from the RHOBH photos… she was tweeting and skanking it up in Australia.

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LisaVanderpump Talks RHOBH… Same Old Stuff!!

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LisaVanderPumpMyStomach is raving about the RHOBH.  Don’t forget that PumpMyStomach is an actress, too… that slap is ACTING!!

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RHOBH New Season Preview…

KingDavid makes an appearance with the clowns of Beverly Hills, who are just as ridiculously disgusting as their NJ subhuman counterparts.  Not even interested in watching this dreckish garbage…

KingDavid has said numerous times that his wife is ONLY on the RHOBH to slide into her own lifestyle show and that she is the voice of reason among the clowns with which she’s forced to appear.

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THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS ARE OVER…

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The article from EntertainmentWeekly asking if we’re tired of “reality” TV is not at all surprising.  We’ve been saying the very same, but specifically about the Housewives franchises for at least a year. With the Bravo debacle, the RHONJ, wrapping up … Continue reading

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RHOBH Same Old Same Old: Kim v HagfaceKyle

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It’s time for the RHOBH to start their PR campaign to drum up interest in their next season premiering in January.   There will be tons of planted items based on that mysterious unnamed “inside source” and this is one … Continue reading

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BAD PLASTIC SURGERY…

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  WHAT HAS RENEE ZELLWEGER DONE TO HER FACE?!?!?! MORE BAD PLASTIC SURGERY…          

BLIND ITEM REVEALED!! Camille Says Source Is Incorrect!!

CAN I HAVE YOUR HUSBAND??

CAN I HAVE YOUR HUSBAND??   I JUST NEED HIM FOR A STORY LINE!

From CDAN

“This long ago C list mostly movie actress turned A list reality star for an A list franchise has been trying to hook up with the ex-husband of a former cast mate to add to her story line for the upcoming season.”

Housewife: CAMILLE GRAMMER  Ex-Husband: PAUL NASSIF

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Which EX-Housewife Got New Boobs For Boyfriend?

From CDAN

This former west coast Housewife recently got a new set of breasts because her much younger boyfriend wanted her to get them. It hasn’t really kept him from cheating on her though and more than once he has had sex with the former Housewife and then gone to his other steady and had sex with her.   Money is on Magoof!!

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Which Housewife Cut Off Her Daughter?

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From CDAN

This west coast Housewife cut off her daughter …

…because the daughter has been selling information about Mom to the tabloids.

 

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of two-buck-Chuck, lamenting that his house is … Continue reading