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WHAT THE HELL IS BRAVO DOING?

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We need a breather.   Bravo has done it again… and they did it to the Real Housewives of New York.  Again! How does Bravo expect viewers to be interested at all in the New York franchise when viewers are … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Housewives News That Isn’t That Important…BUT Ya Gotta READ!!

Oxygen Media disguises famous faces in pop culture on the hilarious new hidden camera series “Celebrities Undercover.” The half-hour series will feature two celebrities concealing their true identity with the use of prosthetic make-up to find out what unsuspecting fans … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… their very predictable phony trash talkin’ antics are BOOOOOORING.  The Housewives create chaos BEFORE their season starts AND when their season is ending…it’s all scheduled and so yawn-worthy. Here’s some stuff that’s goin’ … Continue reading

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IF YOU’RE A “PC” PERSON…Do NOT Read! You Have Been Warned! Any Complaints Will Be Deleted! UPDATED!!

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We’re gettin’ sick of those moronic Housewives… and it’s been too long since a “What’s Goin’ On In the REAL World” item!! Here’s what’s goin’ on in the REAL world: Sarah Palin was right! ‘After the Russian Army invaded the … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Items That We Don’t Care About…

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Adrienne Magoof wants to get engaged to her new boyfriend…  NOTE:  We miss Paul, too! Joanna Krupa, The Real Housewives of Miami star, has reportedly fallen behind on payments on the $725,000 mortgage she has for the property in Encino, … Continue reading

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LISA VANDERPUMP: Update On RHOBH Cedric… PumpMyStomach Did Not Deport Cedric… Being “Friends” With DrunkOtis Was “Total Fabrication”

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Received some clarification from a “source” close to Cedric Martinez.    This “source” is and has been a very reliable fount of correct information. Per this “source”… LisaVanderPUMPMyStomach did NOT have Cedric deported.  Cedric is no longer living and/or working … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: All The Housewives Junk That Doesn’t Deserve Any Atten-Shun…

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Housewives stuff that we really couldn’t be bothered with during the past few days…and don’t deserve further atten-shun: PhelonPhaedra Parks is speaking at AlabamaStateUniversity to talk about “the steps that she has taken in life to reach her current platform.” … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES V MOB WIVES: “Those Housewives Fights Are Not Fights…”

MobWives’ fourth season finale is tomorrow on VH1.  This site doesn’t normally pay atten-shun to MobWives, but couldn’t resist their discussion on today’s KathieLee and Hoda!  The MobWives were asked about those Housewives “fights”…

Drita explained:  ‘The Real Housewives fights are not fights to me.  To me, that’s just the way we talk on the phone. Nobody’s bleeding, and there’s no limbs that are broken. It’s kind of like, that’s not a fight.”

ADRIENNE MALOOF: New Restraining Order Against EX-Paul Nassif…

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Really thought all the Adrienne Maloof v Paul Nassif drama was done and over with… but, legal maneuvers are STILL being heaved at Paul by Magoof!

Adrienne Maloof and ex-hubby Paul Nassif are back at it — TMZ has learned, she’s gone to court for ANOTHER restraining order … claiming he got violent with her in front of their kids.

Adrienne raced to court on Valentine’s Day for an emergency protective order, claiming he violently snatched her phone away from her the week before … while she was photographing her kids.  NOTE:  Adrienne probably did NOT “race to court”… in reality, Adrienne picked up her phone and called her attorney.

Nassif claims in legal docs Adrienne was actually trying to film him while he was disciplining one of their kids … to use the footage against him during their ongoing custody battle.  He says she was all up in his face with the camera, almost hitting him.

The judge refused to grant the order because it wasn’t an emergency and felt she didn’t need immediate protection.  A hearing is set for April.   NOTE:  Smart judge!!

NOTE:  Why don’t any of these Housewives take MO-Reeses’ sage advice when it come to dealing with legal matters???  MO-Reese says just pick up the phone and call them… always works for him!!

FROM THE SH ARCHIVES… FEBRUARY 2013… BRANDI GLANVILLE: Let’s Take A Look At What BernieTheInsultChef Had To Say!

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While looking for something else, came across this, which was included in an item from February 13, 2013!

AdrienneMagoof’s personal chef, BernieTheInsultChef, had this to say about DrunkOtis a year ago!  Did anyone know how insightful Bernie was at the time??

YOU’RE IGNORANT AND PETTY.
YOUR HATEFUL AND SAD.
PEOPLE SEE DISINGENUOUS, NOT AWARE YOUR ROTTEN TO THE BONE; DISINTEGRATING.
THE FACT:
YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED AMONGST THE LIKES OF YOLANDA & DAVID FOSTER, CAMILLE GRAMMAR, ADRIENNE MALOOF, KYLE RICHARDS, TELEVISION ICON SUZANNE SOMMERS AND LISA TODD HAS RAISED EYEBROWS AND SUSPICION ALL OVER THE NETWORK WORLD.
YOU LIVE IN THE “SAN FERNANDO VALLEY”….
HOW DID YOU GET “CAST” ON A SHOW WHERE NO TRAILERS OR MULES ARE HITCHED?

BernieTheInsultChef had this to say BEFORE this season of the RHOBH began… July 12, 2012:

SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.

NOTE:  Bernie’s words can apply to every one of the BeverlyHillbillians!!

SH **EXCLUSIVE** RHOBH Cast Changes… NEW BH Housewife!… Look At Who MissAndy Chose!

MissAndy could not pass up ‘BJ’… Bruce “Brigitte” Jenner!!

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Takin’ a look back… Bruce to Brigitte!!

 

 

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KIM RICHARDS: The RHOBH Saved My Life!

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Dr. NoSocks is still hangin’ on to his “fame” from appearing on the RHOBH… last month his podcast featured Adrienne Maloof.   Today, Dr. Sophy’s guest was KimRichards.  Kim tells NoSocks how much bein’ on the RHOBH helped her to … Continue reading

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HOW MUCH ARE THE HOUSEWIVES COMMANDING FOR APPEARANCE FEES??? Which Housewives Are The Lowest… Which Are The Highest Paid??

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THESE HOUSEWIVES ARE ALL LESS THAN $10,000: It’s amazing that somma these HWs “command” any amount! HOUSEWIVES IN THE $10,000 TO $20,000 CATEGORY: YES, this group includes Alexis Bellino and Kelly Bensimon… HOUSEWIVES IN THE “CONTACT US FOR FEE” CATEGORY… … Continue reading

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KYLE RICHARDS: HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog… “Touched”… Thinks DumbJoyce With A Gun Is “Hot”

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This week we get a glimpse into Brandi’s hometown and family. It was touching to see the moments between her father and her. I have never met her father, but I get the sense they are probably very similar and perhaps … Continue reading

SH **EXCLUSIVE** … MissAndy’s Special Request Of SH Readers… Which Housewives Would YOU Dump??

MissAndy wants to know!!!

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him! David Gebbia after watchin’ CreepyCarlton’s sex movies… and drinkin a case of Schlitz. Martin Genis… who always fills his home-on-wheels back … Continue reading

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap: Season Four, Episode Nine… “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?” By Sandi Duffy

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS Recap Season Four, Episode Nine… “Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?” by Sandi Duffy   Was I the only one yelling for Kim not to eat the strawberries last week? Carlton goes shopping with her mother-in-law…at … Continue reading

BEST OF… The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

As the year 2013 ends, let’s take a look at somma the funniest photoshopped items featuring the RHOBH!

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SH **EXCLUSIVE**…MissAndy’s Christmas Card To SH Readers!!!

AWWWW… ain’t MissAndy thoughtful!!

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FESTIVUS COUNT DOWN:  Five Days!!

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