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The BEST Housewives News EVER! AdrienneMaloof Dumps 20-Yr-Old Boyfriend!

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From TMZ: RHOBH star Adrienne Maloof has kicked her Anheuser-Busch heir BF to the curb. Sources close to the couple tell us Adrienne ended her year and a half relationship with Jacob Busch — but there’s no bad blood between 53-year-old … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HagfaceKyle’s Lollipop Kids?

Whatever happened to HagfaceKyle’s favorite “charity”?  WHY did HagfaceKyle abandon her Lollipop Kids?  WHY did Adrienne abandon her “good friend” DrunkOtis? 

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

New Bravo-Inspired Cards! Send To Your Favorite Housewife!

Suggested Recipients:   Housewives, Housewives Fans or anyone who aspires to be just like a Housewife!

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: The RHOBH Dinner From Hell

The RHOBH Dinner From Hell at CamilleGrammer’s still unsold Malibu house… back when the dinner parties were “suggested” and not scripted.  Camille is such a troublemaker… she’s getting back at them all, but using DuBois to do her dirty work!  Camille is the smartest Housewife… ever.   Being manipulative and knowing that she has the upper hand are just two of her “smartest” characteristics.  

Extra bonus…PumpMyStomach BEFORE plastic surgery!  

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ORIGINAL BeverlyHillbilly Dead At 81

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   The Beverly Hillbillies star Donna Douglas has died at 81. The actress, who played Elly May Clampett on the beloved 1960s TV series, passed away Thursday at her home in Louisiana surrounded by her friends and family. NOTE:  The RHOBH … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

DrunkOtis Gives Her Opinions… Who Cares?

‘Kyle Richards… needs a haircut, needs some layers, and needs an attitude adjustment.”  DrunkOtis says that KimRichards is her big little sister… whatever that means. “Who is that?” says DrunkO when PumpMyStomach was brought up.

We’re givin’ squeeky-voiced DrunkOtis and her feeble thoughts 998736645353 Kens:

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RHOBH Preview: Two Lisa’s… What To Do With Moms And Swans

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In this exciting glimpse of FlippyDrippySlippyLippyLisa’s life at home, we find her discussing how she still has the body of a teen when she lays down the rules with her daughter’s about taking her clothes and how her mother in … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Paul And Adrienne Dancing Fools At Pandorka’s Wedding

Who could ever forget how Adrienne and Paul tore it up on the dance floor???

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE??? Will Go For This “BeautyTrend”?

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WHICH HOUSEWIFE WILL BE THE FIRST TO JUMP ON THIS NEW “BEAUTY TREND”…NEON ARMPITS????  This “beauty trend” is supposedly a sign of empowerment…  YODA already displayed her hairy armpits… will she be the first to go full-on neon?? (Thanks “ChrisH”!!)

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HagfaceKyle’s “Filled With Guilt” BravoBlog… Lots Of “Fan Pandering”

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This week we see Brandi moving into her new home. I know she was really excited about this house. It’s lovely and after much bopping around with her kids, she was relieved to finally feel settled. HagfaceKyle’s “guilt” blog begins…….. … Continue reading

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PUMP MY STOMACH’S Blah, Blah, Blah BigBunchaNothing BravoBlog…

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Hello, sorry I am a day late with this. Been extraordinarily busy with the restaurants for the holidays, decorating, etc. Yes, it looked a little spoilt this week, having shirts made and shopping for jewelry, and I loved every minute … Continue reading

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YODA’S INSANELY INSIPID BRAVO BLOG… Wants to keep her kids “humble, grounded, and hungry”

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Since ALL of the RHOBH’s BravoBlogs thus far are filled with self-congratulatory words and even more vapid thoughts, will be spotlighting the most vapid and ridiculous… although HagfaceKyle has yet to submit hers.  So, here we go with Yoda: Woo-hoo, … Continue reading

A Totally Filler Piece On The RHOBH … DrunkOtis Meets With AdrienneMagoof

Included in tomorrow’s RHOBH, is the required “let’s have lunch so we can move forward” scene, explaining the return of Magoof.  DrunkOtis wants to settle her phony baloney differences with AdrienneMagoof left over from last season… or was it the season before or the season before that… or was it from two seasons ago on the RHONY? These boring shows are so much alike, it’s hard to tell which zip code you’re watching…

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: Kimbecile Visits DrunkOtis’ Newest Rented House

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DrunkOits has never looked skankier as she welcomes professional packing expert, KimRichards, into her new rented house. DrunkOtis and her new crew take time out for the required scene of the young movers flashing their abs… DrunkOtis and Yoda have … Continue reading

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RHOBH SNEAK PEEK: More of PumpMyStomach v HagfaceKyle

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While selecting fabrics for her shirt order, PumpMyStomach gives the full run down of how she picked up her newest employee… who just happened to be walking to her job interview when PMS picked her up and the rest is … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview…

DrunkOtis meets up with Adrienne, jokerfaceRinna meets up with someone(?)… and more producer-induced scenes, including KingDave bestowing his presence upon the biggest clown on the RHOBH!

This preview gets 37769987634,0037443 JudgeJudys…

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WHATEVER WEDNESDAY: Whatever Happened To HagfaceKyle’s Lollipop Kids?

Whatever happened to HagfaceKyle’s “charity”?  WHY did HagfaceKyle abandon her Lollipop Kids?  WHY did Adrienne abandon her “good friend” DrunkOtis? 

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DrunkOtis’ Ghostwritten BORING BravoBlog: PumpMyStomach Still Doesn’t Like Me!

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Hi everyone! It is finally here: the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It seems like it’s been forever, but I’m glad we are back. As you know with these blogs, we write them as to how … Continue reading

Adrienne Magoof’s Dating Life … All The Execs In Beverly Hills Are Dating 20-Year-Olds

Adrienne looked so much better when she was with Rod’s kid… YIKES!!  Heard Jacob was over visiting Magoof’s neighbor, ParisHilton, when Magoof isn’t looking.

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RHOBH Premiere Episode: The White Party… Stale, Dull And Moth-Eaten

HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this: