This is Melissa Gorga… from SH’s post… here.
A Cast Full of Fakers April 18th, 2011
- Cast member A has lost a few pounds. She will claim on camera that it is from healthier living. The truth is that she had lap-band surgery a few months ago.
- Although A claimed last season that cast member B was “just like family”, the two now have absolutely no contact with each other when the cameras aren’t rolling. Once B lost her money, A wanted nothing to do with her.
- B absolutely hates cast member C for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that she believes that C had an affair with B’s husband.
- Cast member C’s family pretends that they are the wealthiest of all. However, their house is under water and they have a huge balloon payment (> $1 million) due in the next year that they will not be able to pay off.
- Cast member D used to work as a call girl in a major US city.
- Cast member E and her husband are going broke trying to portray themselves as wealthy people for the show. In real life, she is a hairdresser and he pumps gas.
Reality Show: Allegedly RHONJ
A: Allegedly Caroline Manzo
B: Allegedly Tree Giudice
C: Allegedly Melissa Gorga
D: Allegedly Jackie Laurita
E: Allegedly Kathy Wakile
July 21, 2010:
The Ultimate Fake Reality Star
BlindGossip – There are reality stars who are faking it with their boobs, their hair, their houses, their tans, their money, and their dates. But this one is faking it with her marriage. While she is legally married, her husband is gay. He knows it, she know it, and everyone in their family knows it. In return for supporting his image as a successful hetero man, she gets a fat payday. The wrinkle (that’s a huge clue: Grandma Wrinkles, Dina’s cat) in the plan is that another reality star (Danielle) is making noise about outing her husband and her sham. Instead of defending her relationship, our little faker is simply running for the hills. Photo clue: Project Ladybug red streaks in hair
September 1, 2010:
The Trunk Diet
BlindGossip – If you are a little on the chubby side and lose some weight, good for you! But don’t go around lying about how you did it. This TV girl claims to have lost weight through discipline and portion control. Seems like she forgot to mention the part where she had lap band surgery. Which, incidentally, is exactly the same surgery her husband had to lose weight. We really shouldn’t be so surprised that she is lying about this. After all, her family has a way of shaving the truth on everything. Oh, and if f she still needs to lose a tiny bit more weight, she really should consider the trunk diet. It’s where you are bound and gagged and placed naked in the trunk of a car for a few days until you lose weight or die. Whichever comes first.
Best guess: Caroline Manzo http://blindgossip.com/?p=21546
August 31, 2010:
When Gorillas Cheat
BlindGossip – Magilla and Shrilla are hairy, grunting, inarticulate, chest-beating gorillas with sub-human IQs. We wonder if the cameras were rolling when Shrilla found out that Magilla was mating with another. We do know that Shrilla is really freaking out behind the scenes now that so many of their secrets are being laid out on the table. Like the fact that Magilla now has the masculine monkey child he always wanted.
Best guess: Teresa Giudice http://blindgossip.com/?p=21513
The Really Real Reason She was Fired
BlindGossip – There are the usual vague press releases when someone gets fired, and then there’s the naked truth, which in this case, is much more interesting. This TV series cast member brought exactly the kind of drama to the series that producers dream about. Not surprisingly, it resulted in great ratings for this show. However, the rest of the cast members gave the producers an ultimatum: Either she goes or we ALL say arrivederci. Faced with the prospect of recasting the entire show, they reluctantly released their star. By the way, now that she is gone, an old cast member is seriously considering a return to the show.
Best Guess: Danielle fired, Dina coming back http://blindgossip.com/?p=21189