NOTE: The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree …or from his Aunts Kim and HagfaceKyle! From TMZ: Kim and Kyle Richards’ nephew, Conrad Hilton, was just arrested in L.A. for allegedly going insane on an international flight back in July … Continue reading →
The latest from “Teresa Goes To Danbury” is her extreme dislike of the one-ply toilet paper issued to all inmates… and, of course, that extremely skeevy toilet which Tree has to share with her fellow female felons! Even lil Gia, … Continue reading →
The Real Housewives on Bravo Casting for new wives for Bravo Network TV Show “The Real Housewives”. The infamous reality television series “The Real Housewives” which airs on Bravo Television Network is looking for new housewives for a brand spanking … Continue reading →
UNREAL. Loada is whining that she doesn’t know what it’s like to be “normal”… she’s been robbed!! Loada is back to having one of her minions take her now-famous “stick an IV in me” photos. Loada has taken it … Continue reading →
“Jeckyll and Hyde” will receive an autographed copy of premier home builder, JoeyOrgan’s house plans for his dream home in FranklinLakes. FinePrint: Winner must retrieve house plans from NewJersey landfill.
Bravo did another sneaky move by not listing the RHOA preview with the RHOBH preview. Bravo usually tags on VanderPumpMyStomachRules! However, the RHOA preview of Kenyan pitching her sitcom idea to BobbcatBobb was pretty damn funny!
RHOA Preview: Kenyan’s Sitcom… Who Would Play The Roles?
Phaedra visits her therapist… Apollo visits his divorce attorney. Phaedra says that she never expected someone with a sordid past would repeat their crime(s)! Apollo is just four days from surrendering to the Bureau of Prisons and is in discussions with the RHOA attorney on retainer, Randy Kessler! Anyone who thinks that Phaedra had no knowledge of Apollo’s sordidness is very naive… and Phaedra ain’t takin’ her kids to no prison!
HAGFACE KYLE is in charge of the gay segment of the RHOBH and throws a party for her gays. (MissAndy has renewed her Bravo contract for another five years for throwing her big gay party.) HagfaceKyle is pretty damn chipper for someone who is ailing with Fibromyalgia and DRY EYES!!
Loada says that she must have traveled more than anyone in the world. Hardly. How bizarre that Loada can walk, talk, read AND pack! No LoadaLymeFace… at least until she’s done partying in Italy with Loren and Clooney!
RHOBH Preview: Kyle’s Gay Party; Loada Packs NO LYME!
Loada now allows the location of her far-from-the-ocean house up on a hill in Malibu to be shown on the RHOBH. Loada totally freaked out when she saw photos of her house location on SH last year… HERE.
LOOK AT MY LEMON HOUSE!! IT’S MILES FROM THE BEACH… AND YOU HAVE TO CROSS PCH!
MissyGorga just so happened to have some time for questions!! Missy says that her new house will still be built and that JoeyOrgan really works!! Missy didn’t say what exactly JoeyOrgan does… just that he works real hard, he’s a … Continue reading →
When we left the Alaskan Bush People, they were starving because there was little left in Ami’s two-week’s-worth-bowl-of-food; Matt moved out of his parent’s tent basement and into his own little twigs and leaf apartment; and BirdBrain was … Continue reading →
The Gorgas are in the same business as the Giudices,” a source close to the couple told Radar Online. “So that’s really hitting close to home. There’s a fear: could the government come after them? Could the government be looking … Continue reading →
THE DESPERATION OF CAMBER AND LAWSUITJIM… Jim Marchese Plans To Return For ‘RHONJ’ Season Seven. Unfortunately, LawsuitJim is doing some of his own crystal ball futuristic planning and hoping that Bravo and MissAndy hears him! Camber is marching on with her … Continue reading →
“Real Housewives of New Jersey” sent out a casting call because they decided to save the show while Teresa Giudice is in prison. According to ROL, they are not having any luck finding the right family to fill the … Continue reading →
An eyewitness reveals that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’star Kim Richards threw a fit inside a Santa Monica Whole Foods on Jan. 17. The onlooker explains that the meltdown happened after a store clerk told her they may have been … Continue reading →
The fight over who gets custody of Kim continues! The garage battle scene has now been moved to the required party thrown by one of the Housewives, this time it’s HagfaceKyle’s party, who says that she uninvited DrunkOtis. Playing the part of the two sane Housewives who simply are there to observe are ID and LisaLipps.
Playing the part of the missing Housewives to whom all will be spilled during the required next-day lunch scene is Loada, who was busy searching for a medical locale for her next “stick and IV in me” photo shoot and PumpMyStomach who was stalking doggie rescues to add to her chien hoard.
DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!! Seriously… who is buying this junk? \ HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading →
The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita is putting her twenty years of experience as a cosmetologist into a brand new venture…says TheDish. She’s announced that she is writing a new beauty, style, and wellness guide called “Get It: … Continue reading →