RHONY Preview: Bravo/MissAndy Wants You To Care About BFrankel…

LuAnnie gets the chore of prying into BFrankel’s life.  BLEEECH.  BFrankel’s face is hard to look at and her voice is like a herd of feral cats fighting each other over a chicken bone.

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RHONY Preview: WATCH Battle Of Marriages With Ramoaner And Sonja!

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Ramoaner COULD do something about her marriage and finally divorce the cad… IF she wanted.   The financial settlement could be ironed out after the divorce.  We will stick to our original take on Ramoaner/Mario… that their divorce is a … Continue reading

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From 2013: MESSY SALAMI MARRIED NEAL SCHON… No Wheelchair!! MUSIC!!

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NOTE:  A tweeter is pushing for Messy Salami to return to a Housewives show.  We had to remind the tweeter that Messy now has access to Neal’s cash since marrying him in 2013 and Messy can now buy her very … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The NY Housewife With Cheating HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This NYC Housewife caught her husband literally in bed with someone but still won’t leave the guy.

No wonder he cheats on her all the time and brings people back to their place. He has no fear of her leaving.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

From The SH Archives: First Look At New RHOBH… Yolanda’s Birthday Present to Husband, David Foster

From three years ago, April 2012.    Here’s Yolanda Foster’s gift to present husband, David… a video!  “FOZAir” is David Foster’s jet..

NOTE:  The AmazingLoada was diagnosed with ChronicFatigueSyndrome/Lyme/MentalConfusion/Can’tReadWriteOrWatchTV two years prior, but despite all of her medical issues, could arrange and perform her birthday video to KingD!   Loada didn’t start her “stick an IV in me” tour or her daily LymeFace selfies until after she was given her role on the RHOBH.  “If This World Were Mine” was recorded to perfection by LutherVandross…  

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Housewives Selling Everything They Can Before Franchises OFFICIALLY Shut Down…KimZ Pulls “Mommy” Card

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These chicks are desperately pushing anything that comes their way before their shows are officially canceled.  While the Housewives shows are still cranking out new seasons, they are unofficially OVER. We simply cannot see any reason to subject ourselves to … Continue reading

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RHOC UPDATE: Tamballs’ Story Line Revolves Around Son/DIL… Ellie Can Send YOU Sales Leads…EX-Wives Still Selling Stuff… RHOC Intro Photos

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Poor Tamballs!  Looks like her kids have been banished from appearing on RHOC.  Tamball’s followers have expressed their sympathies for poor Tamballs! The focus of Tamballs’ story line will be her son’s new kid.  BOOOORING.   WHERE’S CROOKS??? If you … Continue reading

Is MissyG Taking Over Tree’s Food Business?

Is MissyG trying to fill the vacancy left by Tree by selling food?  Will MissyG’s next step be selling ravioli??

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There are already paid PR people “begging” to buy it!!

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And others who are suspicious…

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(Thanks “romo”!!!)

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TreeJoodice Rules The Roost From Danbury… 10-Minute Daily Phone Calls And Unlimited Email…Joe Giudice Has New Business!

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The BostonHerald has a very sympathetic item re the state of the Joodices. According to the item, Tree commands the TV viewing at Danbury Prison and has banned the RHONJ from the TV she watches with her fellow inmates… ALL with … Continue reading

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PT Housewife’s PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy Gets “Reality” Show…

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MiamiRacked says that PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy and his manicurist ‘wife’ have secured their very own ‘reality’ show.  Kind of. “The show will follow Cody as she runs her nail salon in Miami.  Oxygen claims she’s best known for her $10,000 crystal embellished … Continue reading

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RHONY: BFrankel Whining… RamonaSinger STILL Divorcing!?

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How interesting that the NYDailyNews also says what we’ve been saying:   that BFrankel brings nothing to this season of the RHONY, except her neverending whining about her “homeless” situation… a real slap to those very unfortunate to actually be … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… CAPTIONED!!

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“whodothesepeoplelooklike” will receive an all-expense paid trip to Medford OR for “Lisa Rinna’s From Medford!!” Celebration Week!  FinePrint:  The Medford OR Chamber of Commerce has been waiting for a reply from LisaRinna since 2006.  

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

It’s “Everything Eileen”!  Watch as Eileen smirks when MissAndy asks her how it was working without a script, because she knows that just ain’t true!  Everyone knows the story lines are planned well in advance:

DrunkOtis should have used one of HFKyle’s lines:

RHONY PREVIEW…

BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

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FRIEND OF GORGA’S EMPORIO MOTORS UPDATE: Bobby Kahn Brother Arrested, Held On $1 Million Bail… Bobby Still A Fugitive

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From CliffviewPilot: The brother of fugitive Afzal “Bobby” Khan, a former Ramsey luxury car dealer wanted by federal authorities for defrauding dozens of customers and lenders, was being held on $1 million bail in the Bergen County jail following his … Continue reading

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DUMB AND LAZY… Reality Show Riches

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By LAURA WOODS  GOBANKINGRATES.COM Many hardworking, well-educated people struggle to make ends meet. Meanwhile, some of the dumbest and laziest among us open their bizarre lives to reality TV crews and celebrate all the way to the bank. Many seemingly-untalented … Continue reading

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IS LOADA HOPPING ON THE AVRIL LYME DIAGNOSIS TO LEGITIMIZE HERS?

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Read with great interest a few days ago the item from People re Avril Lavigne’s illness, which she described on her birthday last September as so terrible that she “could barely eat, and when we went to the pool, I had … Continue reading

JOE JOODICE DRIVING DILEMMA SOLVED!!

It’s a win-win situation … JoeyOrgan “Drivin’ Miss Juicy”!!

GORGA CAPTIONED driving miss Juicy!

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REACTION TO THE PROPOSED “JUICY JOE REALITY SHOW”…

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These are a few comments from E!Online.  No one wants to see the “I’m a single dad until I get locked up” show!! Any network that would give this low life criminal a show will lose me as a viewer. … Continue reading

Who Is The Other HW Who Turned Down Diving With The Stars?

From January 2013:

MissyG tweeted that she turned down “DangerDivingWithTheStars”… saying she was too skeered!  BigGayGreggy was there to tell her she shouldn’t be sayin’ that!

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NOTE:  If offered any “reality” competition show now, Missy would dive for it!!