The required “two Housewives meet in a restaurant for a sit down” scene… with HagfaceKyle and PumpMyStomach. It doesn’t get any better than this…
HagfaceKyle’s WhiteParty begins… and it doesn’t get any better than this:
Reality “star” Jennifer Gimenez, shown above with DrunkOtis and the love of DrunkOtis’ life, Darin Harvey, will be wearing the finest Forever21 dresses for her next fancy event … because all her good stuff has been stolen.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the actress came home to her L.A. home Monday afternoon and found her front window wide open and the screen thrown to the ground.
Sources close to Jennifer say that she went inside and, to her horror, found several rooms torn apart and $20,000 worth of jewelry, Gucci and Louis Vuitton handbags missing. It happened in broad daylight, yet as far as we can tell there were no witnesses.
NOTE: If Jennifer would take a ride on over to DrunkOtis’ rented redone house, she would find all Jennifer’s Guccis and LVs. DrunkOtis is sick and tired of lugging around those Stellas…. too bad, DrunkOtis sold the jewelry to buy three chicken pot pies at Maries.
This Real Housewife was in Vegas over the weekend (July 2014) and was not shy about making it clear she was available for the night or week or longer for the right price.
IT’S Kenya Moore!
NOTE: Kenyan may have obtained a $20,000 cashier’s check, but the DPSF has yet to cash it, ’cause Kenyan didn’t give it! So, neither Kenyan nor NayNay have come through with their promised donation!
After a sudden and secret departure from Puerto Rico at the end of last season, Lisa Vanderpump is still wary of her formerly close friends, but is beginning to reconnect with Yolanda and Kyle. She has no interest in making amends with Brandi, who is also struggling to move past her own hurt. The ladies all come face-to-face at Kyle’s annual White Party and the over-the-top event is bigger and better than ever now that Mauricio’s real estate agency is selling houses upwards of $50 million.
The social event of the season brings original Beverly Hills housewives Adrienne Maloof, Camille Grammer, and Taylor Armstrong back together. As unresolved issues come to the surface, Brandi is faced with making amends with both Lisa and Adrienne at the same event.
All hell breaks loose at the white party when Kim Richards’ dog sneaks through HagfaceKyle’s back door and proceeds to bite all the Housewives, returning to bite PumpMyStomach several times, as she smells of Eau de VillaFlankSteak. Pandemonium ensues as Kingsley cannot be contained… until he discovers the Fatburger stand, where the servers quickly abandon their stations and Kingsley is given free rein to eat all the Fatburgers he can find. The Fatburgers seem to calm Kingsley. HagfaceKyle takes over the deserted Fatburger stand to feed Kingsley more Fatburgers, but is secretly petrified with fear each time she feeds Kingsley, knowing that if she forgets a pickle, Kingsley will rip her hand off.
Panicked guests are screaming for HagfaceKyle’s hunky husband to remove Kingsley, but Morris cannot be found. KimRichards leads the remaining guest in a search party for Morris. MO-ritz-eo is found cowering in FrontPorcha’s closet protecting CamilleGrammer… the only Housewife who still has real estate to sell!
MissAndy begged PumpMyStomach to return to the RHOBH… that’s the story and they’re both sticking to it!
And BLEEECH! PumpMyStomach is done with DrunkOtis…at least for this season.
NOTE: Maybe the Housewives shows wouldn’t be so terrible if they were labeled truthfully… as night time soap operas. The phony friendships, hard-to-believe connections and scripted lines are tiresome to watch and are turning people off.
PhonyFireman Bobby is threatening to tell the TRUTH… the whole truth and nuthin’ but the truth…about Ambuh and LawsuitJim! Hope he explains all that contract stuff and tells everyone his and Nicole’s wedding date!
SaintZina’s daughter would love for Harry Styles to “get in my pants”… how zen.
$35 PLUS that HWs shipping fee… for 80 cents of beads:
What happened to JoeyOrgan? Looks like he could wear MeGo’s clothes… comfortably.
YODA’S other “model” daughter arrested for DUI, Jello…
(Thanks “anongirl” and “JustN”!!)
Obviously, TeresaJoodice ran out of money OR her attorney had a “talk” with her after she spotted her daughter’s girl group $10,000 to make their video. The girl group is now begging for donations for their next video! If they don’t get $7,500 by December 12, they’re threatening to not make a video!!
Their manager doesn’t have $7,500? Their parents can’t come up with $7,500? AuntSaintZina can’t help them out?? Maybe Teresa can grab $7,500 from the money she’s collected from hundreds of appearances where she demanded $25 CASH for a signed cookbook!
3KT loves our fans! We want to give you an awesome original Christmas music video in time for the holiday! Join us! <3 Gia Lex Lil Cee
WE LOVE OUR FANS! We are still so overwhelmed by the buzz and support over our first music video. So many of you had amazing words of support for us on our new journey. We were born to perform and entertain, and we are so lucky to be able to do this in such a big way. We want to empower and inspire other young performers to FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND NEVER GIVE UP!
NOTE: How exactly is begging for money an example of “following your dreams”?
The group is obviously suffering from backlash about their “look”. Their “begging for money look” is one of three little girls who love their lollipops… and not their usual “hooker video look”!
Look what you get for each donation! You’ll get followed on instagram and for $1,000 you even get a producer credit!!
In this chat with LisaRinna last year, it was clear that she was either in talks with MissAndy to be a BH Housewife or had already signed the contract… as she coyly tries to wriggle out of answering. But, she says that she would fit right in, as she knows them already:
From ChristyReports: LisaRinna said she would never join RHOBH…
But, we all know how this goes! LisaR will give BS answers and not say the real reason (easy “reality” show $$$ and the free all-expense-paid trips) why she changed her mind and upped with the RHOBH. Just like the rest of the Housewives, LisaR has something to push and is using her HWs “platform” to do some extra hard pushing for viewers to buy her stuff… just in time for Christmas!! Does anyone STILL believe anything that comes out of the Housewives’ mouths?? Does anyone STILL believe that the Housewives are real??
On the next RHOA, Apollo seeks counsel from the official RHOA divorce attorney… while Phaedra watches their kids in the pool. For some reason, Phaedra just isn’t believable. Watch for a Phaedra’s upcoming Bravo spinoff… “How I’m Living Single With Two Kids.” And Juicy’s Bravo spinoff… “How I’m Living Single With FOUR Beautiful Daughters.”
Those “highly educated” Bravo people are soooo intelligent.
Kim’s prone-to-biting pit bull has been sent to a farm to live his life happily and freely! Awwww, that would have been a nice story, but Kim doesn’t want Kingsley to go away forever and has found a way to keep her deadly dog. Kim has sent Kingsley off to doggie rehab. The dog will stay with a trainer who will wear a full metal mesh body suit while teaching Kim’s dog that it’s not nice to
attack people by opening his huge jaw and clamping down on soft tissue until it hits bone bite anyone. TRAINER TO KINGSLEY: Do you promise to never bite anyone ever again? KINGSLEY: Yes, I promise. TRAINER: OK, you’re cured.