SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… CAPTIONED!

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“StinkyHousewives” will receive a trip to NYC to attend NYU classes with Alana!  FinePrint:  Prize will be awarded as soon as NYU alerts us if Alana pops in for a class.  Last checked, Alana hasn’t been seen within ten blocks of NYU… 

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WARNING FOR JAILBIRD TREE…Leave Your Spork At Danbury!

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From TheSmokingGun: After completing a jail sentence, a Florida woman left the Manatee County lockup last month with a smuggled memento of her time behind bars. In a Facebook post, the woman wrote, “just a pic of a souvenir I … Continue reading

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They Just Will NOT Go Away! Another RHONJ “Star” Appears! Boyfriend In Prison 13 Years…

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Every single person who has appeared on the RHONJ is jockeying for a role IF the RHONJ returns.  Danielle has suddenly become fast friends with the twins and Camber… and FEBUS and her crew have been issuing those “mystery source” … Continue reading

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TERESA DANBURY UPDATE! “Mommy and ME Tea”!

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According to the latest report from Danbury, Tree and her four beautiful dawters will soon be treated to a prison “Mommy and Me Tea”! Danbury held a “Mommy and Me Tea” for female offenders on December 2, 2014, where 19 children and 12 … Continue reading

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The BEST Housewives News EVER! AdrienneMaloof Dumps 20-Yr-Old Boyfriend!

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From TMZ: RHOBH star Adrienne Maloof has kicked her Anheuser-Busch heir BF to the curb. Sources close to the couple tell us Adrienne ended her year and a half relationship with Jacob Busch — but there’s no bad blood between 53-year-old … Continue reading

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DANBURY UPDATE: Will Teresa Commit A 205…And Be “GayForTheStay”?

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A former inmate of the RHONJ’s prison says that the facility is suffused with a secret and “forbidden” gay culture! “Women get involved with other women there and it is extremely forbidden,” a former inmate at the federal prison in … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: PoopyPiggy DrunkOtis Is “Creepy” And Assaults HagfaceKyle!

DrunkOtis is disgustingly creepy… and assaults HagfaceKyle!  

LymeYoda wasn’t with this Cast of Clowns, but was seen in NYC heaving a CA king mattress out of Jello’s new “student” apartment.  Afterward, LymeYoda hopped into her private ambulance for a quick “stick an IV in me” LymeFace photo op!

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Bravo Greenlight’s RHOC For Season TEN… No Manzoids!! And For God’s Sake… Miami Has Been DEAD For Years!

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Returning Series Greenlights… Dates TBA: “Flipping Out” Season 8 Produced by Authentic Entertainment with Lauren Lexton, Tom Rogan and Billy Taylor serving as executive producers. Everyone’s favorite interior designer, Jeff Lewis, and his genius design team including Jenni Pulos are … Continue reading

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REALITY CHECK!! Updated… No-Entry Zones In NINE US States Enlisting/Training Terrorists!

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       A pre-presidential speech by Obama can offer some insight into the president’s view on Islam. In 2006, Obama acknowledged for the first time that his father was born a Muslim in a speech at the “Building A … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE!! Yoda’s Public Service Message!

YES… "BEWARE OF TICKS"!  UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR OWN SHOW!!
“BE AWARE OF TICKS”!  UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR OWN SHOW!!

HagfaceKyle Shares Some Of Her Most Private Items…

Kyle shares how she spent her time instead of going after that law degree!  Watch the dog…

NOTE:  HagfaceKyle is so attached to her kids’ baby items because… she’s adopted!

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RHOBH Preview: Kim Faces Her Weakness At Wine Tasting

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Allegedly, HagfaceKyle arranged the wine tasting “lunch”… and her rehabbed sister has to endure the smells and swirling of the wine.  Interesting that the usually vocal PumpMyStomach says nothing.  Kim looks pissed, but accepting of the fact that this is a … Continue reading

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TERESA PRISON UPDATE: Working In Skeevy Danbury Laundry… Tree Wanted Kitchen Duty!

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In the latest mystery blurb about FELONTeresa, she is working in the laundry and isn’t liking it.  Teresa doesn’t like touching other people’s dirty underwear… it’s skeevy.  Teresa really wanted a job in the Danbury kitchen: “She really was hoping … Continue reading

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SuperLymeYoda’s BravoBlog: Can’t Read, Write OR Watch TV! But CAN Film A “Reality” Show And Take Selfies! KingD Said In 2013: Yoda’s Using The RHOBH And Her Lyme To Get Her Own Show

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NOTE:  LymeYoda is martyring herself for all the little people who don’t have the strength or the financial source to to hop on a plane and travel the world… such total BS. Hello Bravo lovers! I hope your year is … Continue reading

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KingD 2013 Chat About LymeYoda: “You Have To Have Money”…

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NOTE: KingD chats about Yoda and her mission to find HERSELF a cure for her LymeDisease. The most interesting statement from KingD: “You have to have money to manage [LymeDisease].” NOTE:  What Yoda is doing is grandstanding and dangling carrots … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Game Night!

Part II: GameNight at AlienShapeShifter PamDana’s house!  DrunkOtis is a “slut pig”!

Part I: GameNight…DrunkOtis calls HagfaceKyle a “b*tch” and Kim goes to the bathroom:

NOTE:  GameNight took place on season two of the RHOBH.  Filming was delayed for several hours waiting for everyone to assemble at PamDana’s rented house.  The only food offered was meringues and bread sticks.  We LOVE how deliciously devilish CamilleGrammer is… she ALWAYS plays the “innocent”, but she knows that she’s anything but! 

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Selected Real Housewives Tweets… SkinnyWeed… Bikini Vicki

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DrunkOtis = Functioning Alcoholic Yoda sends out another of her wretchedly sickening Life-Lesson tweets… HagfaceKyle is a “RealHousewife MOM”??   And would make a great lawyer… **eye roll** BaboonLipsLisa and Tamballs push their stuff… BFrankel plans of creating a line … Continue reading

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Vicki And Crooks Visit Mexican Kids In City Dump… Won’t Take Them On Yacht!

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Vicki Gunvalson has been spending the past few days at one of her favorite spots on the planet—Puerto Vallarata, Mexico—and teasing some exciting business ventures that she’s cooking up for the new year. Vicki reveals that she’s on the trip … Continue reading

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BRUCE JENNER… Finally Making His Transition In 2015

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Bruce Jenner can’t wait to come out… as a woman.  His transition is the reason for his divorce from wife, Kris Jenner.  Imagine Bruce Jenner living with the Kartrashians after he switches over to being Brigette! Kris Jenner said that … Continue reading

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YODA STRIKES AGAIN! Scores Alana Another “Modeling” Job

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Yoda has scored again!!  Yoda’s “model” daughter, Alana, got another job **cough, cough** all **cough, cough** by **cough, cough** herself… as the face of Maybelline. Alana actually tried a Maybelline product once when she accidentally visited a drug store that … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM REVEALED! Who’s The BORING Housewife??

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From CDAN: This new Housewife is filming right now and is so boring that producers are thinking of dumping her to find someone else. Apparently she thinks she is still going to get some serious acting role and doesn’t want … Continue reading

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SkankyJo Krupa’s Attorney PLANS To Sue DrunkOtis…

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NOTE:  This is one of the most blatantly obvious items put out by a Housewife to keep herself relevant!   SkankyJo’s attorney is Miami-based and has numerous “celebrity” items on his site… Rafool and Hernandez.  Until Rafool actually files a … Continue reading