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SH EXCLUSIVE! Worlds Collide…Will AlaskanBushPeople Allow Bossy LymeLoada In BrownTown?

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

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SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

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“OriginalCyn” will receive a chance to review galleys of KomaKathy’s upcoming cookbook to assist KomaKathy in choosing the title for her cookbook!!  

The titles so far: “But RancidRichie Loves My Raw Biscuits!” or “BISCUITS! Bake ‘Em, Stuff ‘Em, Fry ‘Em or Boil ‘Em” or  “KomaKathy’s Komplete Guide To Konkoring Your Fear Of Biscuits!” or  “A Tale of Love And Redemption After Makin’ A Total Ass Outta Myself By Pretending To Know How To Cook On National TV” or “Blindsided By A Biscuit!” or “100 Ways To Use A Biscuit” (ghostwritten by BigGayRosie).

FinePrint:  For your own protection, wearing a ghillie suit is suggested to prevent AlQuedaRancidRichie from being attracted you…he really believes he’s irresistible!

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RHOBH Scavenger Hunt… Part I

Before they take off to Holland, Loada throws a scavenger hunt.  Loada could read, write, drive a car, make a speech and give orders!! 

Loada’s Scavenger Hunt… Part II

Filming the scavenger hunt scenes took a total of sixteen days!  

Every few hours of the hunt, Loada demanded that she be whisked away to the nearest hospital to rest… and to get one of her “stick an IV in me” shots to send out to all of her LymeFace followers.  Needless to say, the rest of the Housewives were more pissed off than what was shown in their CameraComments!

RHOBH Filming In Holland…

ORIGINALLY POSTED DECEMBER 15, 2014

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

RHOBH PREVIEW: Loada Gets A Free Trip To Holland! HagfaceKyle Loses Her Luggage And Forgets That She Nagged Kim For Being Late…

Yippee-Ki-Yay with a tulip on top.  A new “Housewives Fight In Another Country” three-arc story line.  It’s snoozefest time just thinking about it.  It appears that EyeD and PumpMyStomach found better things to do… like blocking on twitter!!

Will Loada fall ill enough to get a snapshot of herself in a Holland hospital for the continuing saga of her “Look At Me Vit My Sad LymeFaces”?  OR, will Loada call for a private ambulance to hook her up for a “stick an IV in me” selfie to fill her LymeGlobalTour scrapbook?

Will Loada stop by to see her mother?  Loada probably still has ill feelings toward her mother after Loada brought home her first fiancee!  Look, Mom… I’m a nice Catholic girl who’s gonna marry some Mooslem guy!  He’s not that good looking, he’s a really different religion and his name is MOhamed… but I LOVE his money him!!  Perhaps Loada and her mother have patched things up since Loada latched on to a bigger fish…

Really, HagfaceKyle???  You REALLY don’t recall nagging Kim four years ago?

ABP Mid-Season Finale Preview! Horrors In Hoonah!

The Horror of Hoonah, the AlaskanBushPeople, are still trying to build themselves a new cabin on their leased-by-Discovery land.  In this mid-season finale preview, one of the BrownClowns discovers a TREE that is close by!!  Will someone DIE???  Will ScammerBilly get hurt so he doesn’t have to work again?  Will AM-E’s sweater stay clean?  Will RainGutter and BirdDroppings finish reading “TheCompleteGuideToBushDentistry” and fix their mother’s teeth??  Will Matt finally woo a Hoonah chick into his plastic apartment for the weekend?  Will an actual BEAR invade AM-E’s collection of food and leave the BrownBunch to starve in the wilderness?  Will anyone save them or will they all DIE??  

ABP on tonight at 10 pm on the DiscoveryChannel…

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DAVID FOSTER SPEAKS… AGAIN!! KingD Says He Started The Kartrashians! Calls LindaThompsonJennerFoster Kids “Spoiled”… Doing RHOBH To Give Loada’s Kids “Opportunities”!

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I AM THE GREATEST!! AT EVERYTHING! EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY! YOU MAY NOW STOP BOWING… Just love when KingDavid… bow your head as you read this…gives interviews!  So much is revealed about him and his HollywoodWife, Loada. Here are … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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PumpMyStomach Won’t Spill It!!

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PumpMyStomach won’t reveal the end of her story line arc.  Oh damn!!  We’ve been holding our breath waiting to find out if Ken’s son cares who his “real” parents are!!  SNOOOOOZE…

HagfaceKyle is adopted, too!!

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: RHOBH MalibuBeachHouse Party!

 

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AFTER The MalibuBeachParty! Shana Screams For A Cig… And Lights The Wrong End!

The funniest part of the MalibuBeachParty…after DrunkOtis is assured that she just has to be herself… HagfaceKyle escorts crazyShana away from that bad, bad Camille(!?!?)!   Shana screeches around the 1:20 mark that she needs a cig… and lights the wrong end! 

PumpMyStomach On WWHL: DrunkOtis Talks Crap; Loada Gets Sympathy

NOTE:  Poor sick Loada… is never sick when she’s filming!  On the next episodes of the RHOBH, Loada gets a free trip to Holland!  

We give PMS, DrunkOtis and the ever-ailing Loada 99376635354 Kens!

RHOBH Preview: The Addiction Story Line Continues…

Poor HagfaceKyle… still hasn’t gotten her lizard lip licking under control!

RHOBH DELETED SCENE: KimKyle In Kar

ACTING!!!  The DrunkOtis and Kim as best friends story line was also ACTING!!  BAD ACTING!

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY… Whatever Happened To “Sexy” MelissaGorga Posing For Record Covers?

EVERYONE WANTS SEXY MISSY… BUT, SHE’S JOEY ORGAN’S!!

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WHY, SONJA?? WHY?? SonjaMorgan Displays Her Fashions At NY FashionWeek

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How many Housewives who are “designing” clothes will this make?  Sonja Morgan is the latest Housewife in the “BUY MY STUFF” category who thinks she’s a fashion designer. The RHONY were there to laugh at Sonja’s designs support Sonja’s new … Continue reading

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BRUCE JENNER MAY BE CHARGED WITH FELONY MANSLAUGHTER…

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Brucita may be spending some time in the clink for following too closely to the Lexus in the accident which took place last week.  New video being reviewed by Malibu Detectives may show that Brucita was the cause of the … Continue reading