The NJ Subhumans Make Reunion Predictions…

Who will be the Housewife whom the other subhumans think has the most explainin’ to do at the reunion?  It’s Amber!  Poor Tree… can’t even blurt out a simple cliche!

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MeGo’s GagFest Delusional BravoBlog: JoeyOrgan Is “Talented” Custom Home Builder

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Hi!  WHAT!?!? No “Hi Lovers!”??? Hope everyone is having a great September. I love this time of year — the crisp mornings, back to a routine, back to the gym! I’m feeling good! Oh and let’s not forget the Pumpkin … Continue reading

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ANOTHER Housewives Product To Push…

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The Housewives will attach their name to anything that comes their way.  The latest product?  Shoes in a vending machine. Which Housewife will be pushin’ the $19.99 shoes?  Kandi Burruss… Flat Outs have been endorsed of by a host of … Continue reading

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Buy Tree’s Shore House… Only $315,000!

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YOU could own Tree’s shore house!!  980 sq ft for only $315,000!!!  CHEAP!! Despite the reports that da Joodices are paying off bankruptcy debts with the proceeds from their house and shore house sales, a more factual report would be … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! What REALLY Happened To MeGo’s Singing Career…

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“Housewife Hoe” will receive one pair of used ear plugs worn by one of da Gorga’s twelve-year-old fans.  Disclaimer:  Winner will be required to personally secure said ear plugs from twelve-year-old super fan… he’s still wearing them!

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How PT Housewife REALLY Makes Her Money… She Holds Artwork Hostage!! Being Sued By Artist…

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  When PT Housewife couldn’t push her vitamin crap… she turned to a life of crime!! From NYPost… ​A former “Real Housewives of New York” star, who once chucked her ​prosthetic leg at ​her reality show ​cast​mates, is being accused … Continue reading

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SaintDina’s Bizarro BravoBlog: BUY HER KID’S STUFF… And Make Sure You Increase Her FB Numbers, Too!

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I’m sorry my blog is a little late but I was on a little cowgirl retreat; check out my Instagram for some beautiful zen pics! I may be labeled as a Jersey girl, but it’s the country and natural settings … Continue reading

Takin’ A House Tour With Tree Joodice

"REDONE" HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

“REDONE” HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

With all the talk about Tree being forced to move, let’s take a last look at her marble mausoleum!!  Tree points out her pride and joy, her designer plates and glassware from Neiman-Marcus…now paid for by a little legal maneuver.

 

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Watch RHONJ Preview: Tree Goes House Shopping… And More Ridiculousness

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The highlight of this RHONJ preview:  Tree goes house hunting and states that she needs a smaller house.  Just for her and Juicy.  Oh yeah, AND her four kids!   Were there others living at the Joodice’s marble mausoleum?  Maybe several … Continue reading

ROHNJ Preview: BubbaJax Sends Support Message To Tree

 

What a buncha bullsh*t… 

 

Here’s the message BubbaJ sent Tree November 2012.  Now everyone is supposed to believe Bubba’s animosity is swept under the rug?

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Gia’s Advice To Tree…

Lil Gia gives Tree some advice… and JoeyOrgan cries:

WHY Tree rolls wearing pajamas and full makeup…

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The RHONJ Continue To Slaughter Language…

Eggmit it… these NJ citizens are subintelligent subhumans… and not one iota entertaining:

 

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Vicki’s Life Of Hell…

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From ROL… VapidVicki’s “business associate” tapes a phone call in which Vicki states that her life with Crooks is a living Hell and potential endorsement deals have dried up because of her involvement with Crooks. “This life that I’m leading … Continue reading

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CROOKS AND BIGGAYROSIE GET A SPINOFF!! MissAndy Needs A Name!

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“Luigi” receives one affirmation note from Crooks!!  Disclaimer:  Accepting any “romantic” advances made by Crooks along with the affirmation note will be at the winner’s discretion…

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DEEP THOUGHTS… With DullDina

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“DiscoStain” receives infinity zen blessings from SaintDina.  Disclaimer:  Zen blessings are bestowed upon the unwashed after SaintDina has publicly done all of her saintly PR duties… and after composing her famously exquisite leaves, sticks and cat hair tablescapes.  Anyone seeking zen blessings are required to bring at least a month’s worth of meals and wear a catheter, as anyone stepping out of the long line to receive SaintDina’s zen blessings will lose their place in line!