RHOBH Preview: Yoda Nags PumpMyStomach

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At the required Housewives get-together… this time taking place at HagfaceKyle’s house… Yoda jumps all over BLEEEEEEECH! PumpMyStomach about not getting an invite to PumpMS’s PalmSprings “star” ceremony.   Maybe if Yoda got her really good friend, DrPhil, to come along with her, maybe PMS would have invited her!!

 

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KimRichards Becomes A Mother-In-Law…

 

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Kim Gets A DJ…

Deleted scene from tonight’s RHOBH:  The DJ gets interviewed… Kim just wantsta have fun! 

KimRichards WWHL No-Show… Replaced By Vicki! Will Crooks Be Bartending?

For those of you STILL watching WWHL, there has been a guest switch.  Kim Richards was scheduled for tonight’s WWHL, but has been replaced by Vicki Gunvalson and Beth Stren.  Vicki will be chatting with MissAndy about how she was FORCED by MissAndy to reveal her REAL life by filming with her live-in, Crooks!

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FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

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SH “Hit And Run”… Yoda, NayNay, HouseHusband’s Allegations, Model Daughter

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What are your beauty essentials for on and off camera? “Beauty starts from within. I know that drinking lots of water with lemon is a pain sometimes, but in combination with green vegetable juices and omega-3 oil, you have a … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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Almost Passed Up This Item Re KomaKathy … READ What RancidRichie Said!

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Was going to pass on this item re KomaKathy from the SpartaAdvertiser… until reading THIS sentence:   “The book released in September debuted as a best seller…  …according to Richie Wakile.” Sparta Books had a visit on Thursday from “The Real … Continue reading

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FELONFeldman Cashing In On FELONTreeJoodice

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   Teresa Giudice isn’t too pleased about the deal for a tell-all book that could further damage her reputation. Her former crisis manager, Wendy Feldman, has turned on the Real Housewives of New Jersey star by announcing plans to talk … Continue reading

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DrunkOtis Makes Excuses For TreeJoodice … BravoFilming… Tree Didn’t Know What She Was Signing! Brandi Is An Idiot

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DrunkOtis says that Bravo/MissAndy is throwing big money at TreeJoodice to film her final days before walking through the front door at Danbury.  OF COURSE they are!!  Did anyone think that Bravo was NOT filming Teresa during her final weeks … Continue reading

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Girl Group MANAGER Says TreeJoodice Didn’t Pay For Video…PUH-LEEZE!!

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From TMZ: “Teresa Guidice may be a criminal, but she’s not as bad as people are making her out to be in the restitution department. There has been a torrent of criticism that Teresa funded her daughter’s 2 music videos … Continue reading

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WHAT’S AHEAD FOR TREE JOODICE… Danbury Prison Food!

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‘Twas the day before prison and all through the house, not a Wife was stirring, not even TreeJoodice… she was still hung over from her “going away” party over the weekend and tired from her GoingToJail yard sale! THIS IS … Continue reading

WARNING! Cover All Kids’ Ears! This Could Be The WORST Christmas Song EVER!

(Thanks A LOT “Nels”!!)

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

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NayNay… Not The ONLY Leakes With A Record!

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ORIGINALLY FROM 2011, REPOSTED MARCH 2014…found whilst searching for something else: As you all know by now, NayNay has a record… with mugshots to prove it!! And probation violations… But, HouseHusband, Gregg Leakes got an even longer record!! The info … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: HagfaceKyle Makes Kim Cry Before Daughter’s Wedding!

Kim’s daughter fulfills the required wedding/recommitment ceremony story line on this season’s RHOBH!  MO-ritz-eo feigns stupidity by asking what he should wear to Brooke’s wedding.  During a phone call, HagfaceKyle comforts her sister and tells her not to cry and THEN tells KimR that their mother, BigKathy, AND their dad are watching over!  Cue the tears!!   Lil Milania FrontPorcha is also featured...

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RHOBH Filming In Holland…

These people are simple morons.  Watch as they are filmed being filmed for the RHOBH.  Walking around in wooden shoes?  How touristy.  Worse than that, is Lisa BLEEEECH! PumpMyStomach’s choice of footwear.


AND… outside of their hotel.  Poor BalloonLipsLisa… she’s just not as fan-friendly as EmmyWinningEileen!  Of course, bleeeeeeeech! PMS just blows off everyone:

 

(Thanks “Conor”!!)

 

GIA’S GIRL GROUP VIDEO: Over Produced And Over Loooong! Where Was AuntMelissa To Teach Them DanceMoves?

In case you missed the video for GiaJoodice’s GirlGroup paid for by TWO “corporate sponsors”… here is the overly produced video done by a “reality” show daughter and her thrown-together-by-a-manager “friends”:

All we gotta say is WHERE THE HELL WAS HORSE-STOMPIN’ AUNT MELISSA to give these 13-year-olds some of those dance lessons learned from Chris Judd??   AND, which one is Gia?

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BLEEECH! Frankel Causing Huge Problems On RHONY… MissAndy Took $$$ From Luannie and Ramoaner To Pay Frankel’s $250K PER Episode Salary Demand!

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Bethenny Frankel seems to have forgotten how to be a “Housewife” during her absence from the reality show. Confidenti@l is told that the returning star of the “Real Housewives of New York” — who’s not actually a Housewife anymore — … Continue reading

RHOBH Preview: Yoda SugarCoats Non-Model Daughter’s Arrest… Eileen Davidson Reads Lines

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Oh, the little lies that Yoda would love for all to believe!  Yoda says in this RHOBH preview that her non-model daughter was just having some summer fun at a beach house where she had ONE glass of wine, which is something that all girls do during the summer.  Unfortunately, for her excellent non-model daughter, she was driving to a gas station where …. this is where it gets all confusing…Yoda says that KingD picked her up at the gas station. HOWEVER, the LAPD says that they arrested her for DUI, underage drinking AND driving with a suspended license after she reportedly ran a stop sign at 4 a.m., and almost hit a police cruiser in the process.  KingD had to bail her out.  Do they have satellite jails at gas stations in LA for quick bailouts??  Hmmmmm….

The yacht conversation between Yoda and KingD was probably re how to sugar coat this incident…

The non-model daughter had much MORE than a glass of wine… she blew a .14 on the breathalyzer.  According to this breathalyzer chart, the non-model daughter imbibed at least FOUR glasses of “wine”:

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The non-model daughter was driving under a suspended license; therefore, SOMETHING happened within the last five months for her license to be suspended.  Yoda had to know that her non-model daughter’s run-in was not the first one.

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RHOBH Preview II: PMS Goes To PalmSprings… BalloonLipsLisa Packs… KingD Says Jello’s Arrest “Tragic Mistake”!

HagfaceKyle, Morris, her kids and Yoda eat dinner.  Lisa BLEEEEEECH!! PumpMyStomach does her usual “cutesy” passive/aggressive BS crap.  BalloonLipsLisa is excited to be asked to watch PMS get a star.  KingD calls his non-model step-daughter’s DUI arrest a “tragic mistake”…

NOTE:  KingD hitting Ben Vereen on the PCH at 2 am was a tragic incident.  Bella Jello getting arrested for blowing a .14, underage drinking and driving with a suspended license was NO tragic  mistake.