Yoda “Believes In The Power Of Lemons”…

Yoda talks about her LemonLove…  What will Yoda do after her LemonHouse is sold??  Will Yoda STILL love lemons or will her lemon devotion fizzle out and find its way to over to Yoda adoring her avocados or marveling at her mangoes???

 

NOTE:  Countdown to Yoda’s announcement of her divorce from KingDavid… as soon as that lemon house finds a sucker buyer, we’ll be hearing of Yoda’s very painful decision for the Foster’s split!!  

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If you haven’t seen Yoda’s lemon house that Yoda DOESN’T want you to see, click… HERE!

RHONY Preview: Housewives Float By At Mermaid Parade…

On tonight’s RHONY:  It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth.  Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist  lined up for some free dental work!!

Yoda Tries To Wiggle Out Of Her “RHOBH Are Clowns” Statement

What a load of total BS!  Yoda tries to make light of her statement that she’s working with a bunch of clowns!

THIS is exactly what was said on December 4 2013… and SH was the ONLY site that had this “clown” story loooong before it was picked up by others:

David reveals that the REAL reason Yolanda is doing the RHOBH is:  “… She’s doing it for a specific reason, and her reason is that she wants to have a … lifestyle and fitness show.”

David continues:  “She’s also been sick with Lyme disease for going on two years now, so she’s battling that, and she wants to tell her story. So she thinks — and she’s right —that (the) Beverly Hills housewives show is a platform for her to tell her Lyme story and to get her point across and then to catapult her to the show that she ultimately wants to do.

“The Beverly Hills show, like she says, is JUST A BUNCH OF CLOWNS trying to make a living,” he adds.

 

Opree Shares The Wealth!!

Opree tells TMZ that people hit her up for money based on how much they think she makes, which is now up to $50,000.  Being that Opree makes (on the LOW side) around $80 million per annum just from her TV shows and OWN network, you would think that the amount would be somewhat higher!

 

If you could, and if you had the burglar balls… would YOU ask Opree for a loan??  If so, how much???  Would you repay the loan to race-baiter-Affirmative-Action Opree?? 

RHOA Preview: Kenya Puts “Velvet” To Rest…

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On the next RHOA… Kenya has a funeral service for her lil dog, “Velvet.”

 

 

It is difficult to lose a pet.  Lost “BigBoy” a few months ago and miss him every day…he was a source of so much humor, love and companionship!   Condolences to anyone reading this who have lost their precious pets.  

MY REAL NAME WAS "BENNETT"… But, answered to "BigBoy," too!!

MY REAL NAME WAS “BENNETT”… But, liked “BigBoy,” too!!

 

 

 

MamaJoyce Talks To Counselor About Todd And Kandi…

On last night’s RHOA… MamaJoyce gets some counseling.  Todd had to quit his job as a production assistant on the RHOA… how could he be a PA when he’s now part of Kandi’s story line?  This “MamaJoyce Clinging To Kandi… and Don’t Like Todd” is the only friction that producers could come up with and the “friction” will continue on Kandi and Todd’s spin off show.  BOOOOOORING…

 

NOTE:  Getting counseling is now added to the list of routine interchangeable story lines being used by all Housewives franchises….along with “psychics,” fighting trips, weddings, recommitment ceremonies, gay support, engagement parties, lunch meetings to blab about the party which one of the lunching Housewives missed.  The list could go on and on… these shows are just so predictable and frankly, SH readers have written better story lines!!

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MORE Housewives’ Talkin’…Who NEEDS That Bravo Paycheck?

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  Let’s chat a bit more about these “reality” people who “star’ on their DOCUSOAPS!!   Specifically, which Housewives NEED that Bravo paycheck…     REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY Vicki Gunvalson… Vicki’s “work, work, work” ethic keeps her INSURANCE business … Continue reading

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA Preview: Todd Confronts MamaJoyce

On tonight’s RHOA… we get down to the bottom of the MamaJoyce/ToddTucker issue!!  It’s all about R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!  MEH.

Besides, Kandi and Todd were married yesterday.  

 

How about some RESPECT for viewers of these no-longer-attached-to-reality and now-turned-to-drivel DocuSoaps!  Would rather listen to Aretha!!

 

 

Even BETTER than Aretha… some Rodney Dangerfield!!

SH **EXCLUSIVE** It’s DrunkOtis, DirtyHarry And MissAndy!!

DrunkOtis, DirtyHarry and MissAndy TOGETHER… for ANOTHER “cause”!!  THEIR OWN!

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SHANA Marries BEULLER…

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Yes, Shana and Bhuler are now officially married.  They exchanged vows earlier today.  The delay in posting this item was in finding the definitive WHO and the WHY! We knew that Shana and Bhuler weren’t going to splash THEIR money… … Continue reading

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THE GAY AGENDA CONTINUES…

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Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views?   Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading

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REAL WORLD WEEKEND FtHoodSurvivor PaulerDeen CommonCore AND MORE!

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  A female military police officer is being hailed a hero after she bravely approached the Fort Hood gunman who had just killed three people and injured 16 more in a horror shooting spree.  The cop, who has not yet … Continue reading

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LIFE BELOW ZERO… ALASKA SHOWS OR HOUSEWIVES??

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Am having some issues with the Real Housewives franchises.  Interest in these moronic Housewives has fallen to a new low. To be perfectly honest, am much more excited about the new season of “Life Below Zero” on April 17 than … Continue reading

Ramoaner’s Delusional “Divorce”

 

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NOTE:  Allegedly Ramoaner didn’t visit her ill mother, says her druggie brother.   NOTE:  Ramoaner probably didn’t wanna visit because her druggie brother was there!  Who could blame her????  Ramoaner’s brother tells PageSix that RAMOANER WAS ALSO CHEATING:

“Ramona had a lot more affairs than Mario did during their marriage.”  Mazur alleges that “men were always lining up” to be with Ramona, and that Mario would beg his wife to stay with him. “He would cry at her feet, ‘Please, don’t leave me. Please, don’t leave me,’” Mazur adds.

NOTE:  Find this VERY hard to believe!!  Let’s hear from all those men who were after Ramoaner!