SH READERS/COMMENTERS: Your Assistance Needed For Masters Thesis On Housewives…

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SH has been asked to assist one of our international readers in their Housewives research!  His questions would be better answered by as many SH readers/viewers of the Housewives franchises as possible and not strictly the viewpoint of SH.

Therefore, kindly respond in comments to assist…

BACKGROUND…

“Hello. I’m coming to you today because I’m doing a thesis on the Housewives franchise. I’m a French student at Sorbonne in Paris, France. I’m currently doing a master in translation studies in english. Indeed, I would like to be an english translator. I have this class which is about the media in the US and we have to focus on a show (whether it’s an actual show or a reality tv show). So obviously, I chose the Real Housewives. Being a big fan of the franchise, I couldn’t miss this opportunity.

But the problem is I’m not American. And I would need your help, and the help of the SH readers to help me for this thesis. I have several questions I would like you to ask the readers so that I can put the general feeling of the answers (and even some answers that I would like to quote) in the work.”  Signed “M.E.”

IN GENERAL…  he is researching

“the perception of these shows, the core values etc”  

And would like his paper to focus on

“how Bravo manipulates the viewers” 

SPECIFICALLY… your answers to these questions:

  1. WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU REALIZED THAT THE SHOWS LOST THEIR “SPARK”?  

  2. WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT THE SHOWS WERE NO LONGER WORTH VIEWING?  

  3. IS THERE ANY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE LEFT IN ANY OF THE HOUSEWIVES SHOWS?   PLEASE EXPLAIN.

NOTE:  As these are broad topics and some words have have been lost in translation, kindly do your best to answer!  Your opinions are appreciated!  

AND…If you have a twitter account, please tweet!!

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TAKING A SH DETOUR…GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!!

Which Housewife is wearing this cuff and holding this bag??

GUESS

IT’S RAMOANER!!

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RHONJ Lost Footage… Should Stay Lost!

In the now-required sex scene, SaintZina goes lingerie shopping with the twins, where SaintZina proclaims that she will “try anything once”!   

Tommy tried SaintZina once…

RHONJ DINA TOMMY ARROW

A PROPOSED SOLUTION TO SAVE TREE’S KID FROM BEGGING FOR MONEY!!

It’s been pointed out that Gia’s GirlGroup has already recorded their Christmas song… they are requesting $7,500 to make a VIDEO of the song.  According to E!, their FIRST video was financially backed by the group’s manager and cost $5,000… not $10,000 as previously reported.  

IMO, the Girls’Group begging for money is a PR stunt.  What could be better than a story about a young teen whose parents will soon be banished to prison and needs financing to see her dreams come true?  A real Christmas story that tugs at the heart!  

A much better and more palatable end for this Christmas begging story would be that either Gia’s Godfather, JoeyOrgan, or Tree’s BFF, SaintZina cough up the $5,000.  If neither of these fabulously wealthy NJ cast members has the entire $5,000, certainly they could each find $2,500 each!  

GARBAGE

Didn’t JoeyOrgan just dump millions into his latest entrepreneurial garbage venture?   And more millions for his new house?

Hasn’t SaintZina been raking in the big bucks from selling those wedding planning certificates… and from mentioning products via twitter, facebook and instagram?

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Certainly those NJ subhumans could come up with a heart rendering win-win solution for everyone involved.  Their petty cash infusion would not only show their support for Tree’s kid, but would save Tree’s kid from the embarrassment of begging strangers for money!  

NOTE:  They could save major $$$$$ by using Melissa’s basement recording studio for their next song… if it hasn’t been totally destroyed by beavers!!

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SH EXCLUSIVE! GiaJoodice GirlGroup’s Christmas Song!!

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The brilliant genius “STAN” has provided the lyrics to lil GiaJoodice’s girl group’s new Christmas song!  

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Sung to “JingleBells”…

Dashing through the snow
with the creditors in chase
“Tre” spends all the cash
at an alarming pace…

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Judge is feeling duped
all her words ignored
juicy Joe was guzzling wine
and passed out on the floor…OHHHHHH

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Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to pay – HEY -

CASH ONLY… FOR MY COMMISSARY ACCOUNT!!

Prison cells, prison cells, locked up all the way -
Tre and Joe away you go ’cause now it’s time to payyyyy….

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(Thanks “STAN”!!!!)

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(Thanks “Stan”!!!)

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: The Views Yoda DOESN’T Want You To See!!

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HOUSEWIVES STUFF

MELISSA GORGA looking over the “no item more than $19.99″ junk jewelry she’ll be selling to her teen “fans”…

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Apollo’s mystery tweet!  Apollo “went away” in September… tweeted October 22.  Is Apollo using Tree’s ghost tweeter?

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Vicki is lovin’ that fan!!

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Crooks somehow equates being a scammer whose name has been dragged through the mud several times with that of being a self-made man!

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Camber has jumped on the $$$ for appearances train!  For $250 a ticket, YOU can attend the SECOND annual fill a need foundation’s gala.  This foundation will assist adults with autism.  IF their promise of a Hamlet comes to fruition, it would be a wonderful environment for autistic adults.  This foundation is listed on Guidestar; however, there is no information available.

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(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)

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HagfaceKyle’s BravoBlog…

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Yoda’s Passive/Aggressive Demands…The Absolute Insulting BurglarBalls Of “I’m A Mommy” Yoda!!

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Excerpt from Yoda’s BravoBlog:

“I am excited to be blogging with and for you over the next couple of months. I love and appreciate the time you take to share your opinions, even though we might not always agree, I respect your freedom of speech and respect this blogging process.

I am asking in advance to please keep things classy because the most powerful debates are spoken in a clear and respectful manner. All seven of us are mommies of children that are existing in the social media world, so please be sensitive to the power of your thoughts and words.”

HUH???  These chicks knowingly and with forethought go into these contrived, scripted situations in exchange for receiving easy “reality” show money and perks.  They are told to “bring the drama” by producers and obey that command.  They willfully attack each other verbally and physically, trying to top each other with each glass thrown and face slapped!  Who the hell does Yoda think she is to espouse from the top of her lemon grove to all the unwashed below to be “sensitive” because she and others are “mommies of children”!?

As a “mommy,” it is up to YOU to protect your children and to keep them OUT of your story line and OFF our TVs.   SonjaMorgan can give you instructions.

If these Housewives are sensitive to their “kids” being bashed because THEY choose to put them on TV…here’s a very simple suggestion for you, Yoda, and for all the other Housewives who passively/aggressively say that they respect freedom of speech and then turn around to expect boundaries and your own rules to be placed on that freedom:  

Decline that easy “reality” $$$ and get off TV.  

YODA ADDS MORE INSULT TO INJURY:

“…we are seven very different but equally important woman “Important”?  Important to whom? Yoda’s self-agrandizement knows no bounds!! that have feelings just like you but are willing to put ourselves out there to share and give you a peek into some of the most intimate moments of our lives.”

YODA leaves out the rest of her sentence…saying WHY she’s sharing her “most INTIMATE moments”: 

…In exchange for CASH; all-expense-paid trips; being spokespersons for various causes and/or diseases for $$$; being paid for cross-promoting on other shows; writing books; selling romance; making jewelry; pushing wines; buying followers on twitter, FB and instagram to generate more income by mentioning products; making more $$$ for appearance fees; promoting relative’s careers; and, in Yoda’s case, putting up with the BH clowns with the hope of getting her very own “lifestyle” show!

What is utterly insulting about Yoda’s last statement is her assumption that no one else has ever experienced or has knowledge of what she has experienced and is “allowing” everyone just a little glance into her world… and the assumption that one should be grateful to her for sharing!

Yoda’s goal is to push her kids…especially “model” Alana!

(Thanks “TamH”!!)

Counting down to when Yoda will turn into MartyrLymeYoda… 3-2-1… aaaand the tweets of LymeYoda in a hospital room start!  Even when she’s barely clinging to life, MartyrYoda will make good TV share her life.. just for you!!  Oh, the sacrifices she makes… 

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Lil Gia’s Girl Group… Gia’s Parents Think Video Is “Fun”… Gia Just Wants To Make Them Proud

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