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Clay Aiken’s opponent in the North Carolina Democratic primary race for Congress died today from a fall in his home.  If Clay wins, you can be sure to see Yoda and KingD poppin’ up in photo ops with Clay.  KingD’s … Continue reading


STERLING “Baited”… Barbara Walters on SNL

  Doesn’t anyone THINK?  Is there anyone in the media or anywhere, for that matter, who can THINK for themselves??? The latest example of pouncing before thinking is the reaction to Donald Sterling’s words.  Sterling appeared with MissAndyCoop to chat about … Continue reading

PT Housewife’s “Leg Left In Wal-Mart” … Best Captions!!

NOTE:   PT Housewife has been MIA from the last few episodes of the RHONY… PT was delayed at her favorite shopping mecca.    Enjoy the captions by very funny, witty SH readers!!

The BEST captions for PT’s Wal-Mart leg!  

THANK YOU to all who submitted their captions!!

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For those of you unfamiliar with “PT Housewife”:  PTHousewife is AvivaDrescher.    A-“VIVA” Paper Towels… Aviva, the totally self-absorbed paper towel (PT) Housewife!   And where did that self-absorbed name come from????  PTHousewife was makin’ demands on SH… waaay back in August 2012.


LET’S TALK TV! “The Inbetweeners” “Luther” “Lindsay” by SK DeWit

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Hello, I hope everyone had a chance last week to check out some of my recommendations (here)! If those weren’t to your liking or if they were I have a few more for this week! I want to start this … Continue reading


TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… Time Reflections

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  Photographer Tom Hussey created an amazing and thoughtful series of pictures that will speak to you, no matter your age, race, beliefs or occupation.  Makes ya wonder not only what those moronic Housewives will look like in ten years, … Continue reading


LET’S TALK TV!!! “Orphan Black”… “Killer Speaks”…”Salem”

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NOTE:  In the quest to expand beyond the moronic Housewives phony “reality” shows, SH reader “SK DeWit” has reviewed for your consideration three shows which she has found worthy of watching.  Please read and give your thoughts.   Thank you, … Continue reading

GUESS THE HOUSEWIFE!! Housewife Revealed!




Congratulations to those of you who recognized TAMBALLS’ lower limbs!!


DISRESPECTING MISS WEDNESDAY… Amy Phillips’ New Movie! Go Amy!!!

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Amy Phillips is keeping herself real busy!!  Amy’s been filming “Disrespecting Miss Wednesday”…

“Nick, a New York City Party monster and former “teenage douchebag”, has been kicked out of his Ivy League school, forcing him to return to his dysfunctional family in Orange County, California. From his jumpsuit wearing plastic-surgerized mother Ursula, starring on the hit reality show EX Trophy Wives of Orange County, to his medicinal marijuana trimming younger sister, and her teen dad confederate flag sporting boyfriend Karl; Nick isn’t quite ready to head back to Orange County. A place he spent his entire adolescence trying to escape. In this comedic short, Disrespecting Miss Wednesday explores the relationship between a dysfunctional family and son, while managing to still find humor in all the wrong places.”    MORE at DisrespectingMissWednesday’s FacebookPage and Twitter!

Opree Shares The Wealth!!

Opree tells TMZ that people hit her up for money based on how much they think she makes, which is now up to $50,000.  Being that Opree makes (on the LOW side) around $80 million per annum just from her TV shows and OWN network, you would think that the amount would be somewhat higher!


If you could, and if you had the burglar balls… would YOU ask Opree for a loan??  If so, how much???  Would you repay the loan to race-baiter-Affirmative-Action Opree?? 



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Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views?   Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading


REAL WORLD WEEKEND FtHoodSurvivor PaulerDeen CommonCore AND MORE!

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  A female military police officer is being hailed a hero after she bravely approached the Fort Hood gunman who had just killed three people and injured 16 more in a horror shooting spree.  The cop, who has not yet … Continue reading



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Am having some issues with the Real Housewives franchises.  Interest in these moronic Housewives has fallen to a new low. To be perfectly honest, am much more excited about the new season of “Life Below Zero” on April 17 than … Continue reading


MISS ANDY COOP… “MONEY MARTYR”… He AND His Mother Are “Work Ethic” Jokes

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  In a chat with Howard Stern, MissAndyCoop reveals that he doesn’t expect any inheritance from his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt.  MissAndyC says that he was expected to work from an early age and learned his work ethic from his mother. … Continue reading


TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… Let’s Look At “Old Money”!!!

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NOTE:  Let’s veer off the path of gawking at those moronic Housewives and  take a look at someone who has some REAL talent!!    A skill like woodworking takes years and thousands of hours to become more than just proficient… … Continue reading



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  She’s MORE than a Housewife… she’s GOOPY!!!  And, according to GOOPY, she has it really, REALLY hard!   GOOPY would much rather have one of those “normal” office jobs than being an “actress” that lounges around movie sets waiting … Continue reading



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WE’RE fascinated by the bald eagle live video feed!!  It’s all happening right now!  PA Fish and Game experts have determined that the first of the three eggs are expected to hatch today, the second on March 29 and the … Continue reading

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Guardian Angels And St. Florian At Work!

We’re takin’ a SH detour for this truly unbelievable video!

WATCH as this construction worker, working on the Houston Apartments yesterday, is saved at the very last second by firefighters.

You can see just how close this was to turning out really badly…

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: The MENSA Invitational…WordGames!!

NOTE:  It’s time to take a much-needed break from those moronic Housewives!!  Hope you all enjoy these new words from the WashingtonPost…


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The Washington Post’s MENSA Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary…

alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing ONE letter…

and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:


  • Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

  • Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

  • Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

  • Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

  • Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

  • Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

  • Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

  • Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

  • Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

  • Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

  • Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

  • Glibido: All talk and no action.

  • Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

  • Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

  • Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

  • Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.


And the winners are:


  • Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

  • Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

  • Abdicate v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

  • Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

  • Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

  • Negligent, adj. Absent-mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

  • Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

  • Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

  • Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

  • Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

  • Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

  • Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

  • Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

  • Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

  • Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

  • Circumvent n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.