Opree Shares The Wealth!!

Opree tells TMZ that people hit her up for money based on how much they think she makes, which is now up to $50,000.  Being that Opree makes (on the LOW side) around $80 million per annum just from her TV shows and OWN network, you would think that the amount would be somewhat higher!

 

If you could, and if you had the burglar balls… would YOU ask Opree for a loan??  If so, how much???  Would you repay the loan to race-baiter-Affirmative-Action Opree?? 

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THE GAY AGENDA CONTINUES…

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Could someone please explain how this… a tweet by a 20-something living in his parents home… promotes any intelligent debate, solves any problems or makes one want to align themselves with this person’s political views?   Your thoughts come first… … Continue reading

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REAL WORLD WEEKEND FtHoodSurvivor PaulerDeen CommonCore AND MORE!

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LIFE BELOW ZERO… ALASKA SHOWS OR HOUSEWIVES??

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Am having some issues with the Real Housewives franchises.  Interest in these moronic Housewives has fallen to a new low. To be perfectly honest, am much more excited about the new season of “Life Below Zero” on April 17 than … Continue reading

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MISS ANDY COOP… “MONEY MARTYR”… He AND His Mother Are “Work Ethic” Jokes

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  In a chat with Howard Stern, MissAndyCoop reveals that he doesn’t expect any inheritance from his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt.  MissAndyC says that he was expected to work from an early age and learned his work ethic from his mother. … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR… Let’s Look At “Old Money”!!!

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GOOPY GETS GROANS FROM REAL WORKING WOMEN!… VIDEO

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  She’s MORE than a Housewife… she’s GOOPY!!!  And, according to GOOPY, she has it really, REALLY hard!   GOOPY would much rather have one of those “normal” office jobs than being an “actress” that lounges around movie sets waiting … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! ON BALD EAGLE HATCH WATCH!!

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WE’RE fascinated by the bald eagle live video feed!!  It’s all happening right now!  PA Fish and Game experts have determined that the first of the three eggs are expected to hatch today, the second on March 29 and the … Continue reading

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Guardian Angels And St. Florian At Work!

We’re takin’ a SH detour for this truly unbelievable video!

WATCH as this construction worker, working on the Houston Apartments yesterday, is saved at the very last second by firefighters.

You can see just how close this was to turning out really badly…

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: The MENSA Invitational…WordGames!!

NOTE:  It’s time to take a much-needed break from those moronic Housewives!!  Hope you all enjoy these new words from the WashingtonPost…

 

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The Washington Post’s MENSA Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary…

alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing ONE letter…

and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

 

  • Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

  • Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

  • Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

  • Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

  • Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

  • Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

  • Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

  • Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

  • Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

  • Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

  • Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

  • Glibido: All talk and no action.

  • Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

  • Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

  • Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

  • Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

 

And the winners are:

 

  • Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

  • Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

  • Abdicate v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

  • Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

  • Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

  • Negligent, adj. Absent-mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

  • Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

  • Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

  • Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

  • Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

  • Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

  • Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

  • Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

  • Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

  • Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

  • Circumvent n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR…The Beauty All Around Us

 

Time step back from those moronic Housewives and take some time to look at the timeless beauty of the world!

 

 

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REAL WORLD NEWS Putin Eyes SAmerica While US Watches Leader Dance On Ellen… MUCH MORE!!

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PT Housewife’s “Leg Left In Wal-Mart” … Best Captions!!

The BEST captions for PT’s Wal-Mart leg!  

THANK YOU to all who submitted their captions!!

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For those of you unfamiliar with “PT Housewife”:  PTHousewife is AvivaDrescher.    A-VIVA Paper Towels… Aviva, the totally self-absorbed paper towel (PT) Housewife!   And where did that self-absorbed name come from????  PTHousewife was makin’ demands on SH… waaay back in August 2012.

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REAL WORLD NEWS: Earthquake!! Suicide! NuclearAsh! Protesters Stand! MalaysianTheories!

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Different reactions from LA news teams to this morning’s earthquake… OH GOOD GRIEF!!!  You can now buy KartrashianKids… the Kartrashians chat about being “designers,” AFTER they talk about the LA earthquake.  The interviewers are GUSHING over them… BLEEEEEEECH!!! Mick Jagger’s girlfriend, … Continue reading

NAME THAT NEW APOLLO/JUICY BRAVO SHOW!! Show Titles Have Been Selected!!

SH readers are THE best at coming up with witty and fitting titles for potential Bravo shows!  

The following are some of the BEST titles given to the new Bravo show featuring jailbirds Apollo and Juicy!!  

A big THANK YOU to all who participated!!

 

ANDY APOLLO JUICY SH READERS RESPONSES PG

 

NOTE:  Please know that your input to additional “caption this” items have not been forgotten!  More will be coming!!! Thank you all for your patience!