RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sleezy Boyfriend?

From CDAN:

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The boyfriend of this West Coast Housewife has got extremely close to a couple of the Housewives.

He had sex with one and a daughter of another.    Not at the same time though.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)  

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RHOBH PRE-REUNION PREVIEWS: Which EX-Wives To Come Back? Trading Places With Which Franchise?

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Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return?  No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne!  AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

If these are the highlights from THREE episodes… the RHOBH reunion shows are sure to be another dragged out typical reunion!!

MissAndy brings up Diving With The Stars to Kim ONLY???

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BLIND ITEM REVEALED! It’s JuicyJoe!

From CDAN… October 27, 2014

Going from the bed of a stripper you hook up with to an anniversary dinner is just about on par for this reality husband.

IT’S JUICY JOE!!!

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM REVEALED!! It’s Fakedra!

From CDAN… October 16, 2014

This still married Real Housewife visited LA this week and had some male strippers sent to her hotel room.

She kicked out the two that were gay after they did a show and kept the straight one for the night for a very big tip.

IT’S FAKEDRA!!!

FAKEDRA TOLD ME I'D GET A BIG TIP IF I  WORE THIS...

FAKEDRA TOLD ME I’D GET A BIG TIP IF I WORE THIS…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

BLIND ITEM REVEALED!

From CDAN… December 31, 2014

This recently demoted east coast (not ATL) Housewife was doing her best to pick up guys half her age this past week while on vacation.  

She struck out until [she] gave one some cash to be with her during the rest of her visit.

IT’S RAMOANER!!

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 (Thanks “chameleon”!!)

GoBackThrowbackThursday: “It Would Make Kyle Happy If Kim Failed”…

It would make Kyle happy if Kim failed…

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BEFORE THERE WAS THE HOUSEWIVES GAME ON WWHL… There Was The SH Questionnaire! Read MelissaGorga Answers From 2012… Wanted To Trade Places With NayNay!!

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ORIGINAL DATE:   April 27, 2012   Another Housewife came through and answered ALL the questions posed to her!!!       Q:  What is the first word that comes to mind when you see a photo of Andy Cohen? A:  CUTE Q: … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The RHOBH Housewife?

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From CDAN:

Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice.  If she wanted to stay on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasn’t) otherwise she would be fired.

The producers wanted the accused on the show more than the accuser.

Look for one big name to be gone next season though.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

Hopefully, the “big name” departing the RHOBH is LymeFaceLoada…she needs a rest.  HOWEVER… LisaVanderpump barely agreed to return for this season of the RHOBH.   Look for PumpMyStomach to say “Ta-Ta, Cheerio” to her BH cast mates for good this time.

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Caption This…CAPTIONED!

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“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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“romo” will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! The World’s Shortest Books… And A Few History Tidbits!!

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  These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very , very short … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! “Global Warming” Creations And Takeover Of Your Internet

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The fear of “global warming” has been pounded into the brains of the masses… and there are still those who actually believe and fear “global warming”!  Before it was labeled, “global warming” was simply known as the weather.  Weather has … Continue reading

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

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REAL WORLD: Net Neutrality Being Voted On Thursday… DON’T Let It Happen! UPDATE: MORE On Net “Neutrality” And Other Real World Items!

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As the Federal Communications Commission and Federal Election Commission toy with regulating aspects of the Internet, critics on those agencies are warning that speed and freedom of speech are in jeopardy. In a joint column, Federal Communications Commission member Ajit … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

BLIND ITEM SOLVED! It’s RHOA’s BackPorcha!!

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From CDAN… December 15, 2014

Last week (December 2014) this RH-ATL barely hanging on to her part got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who was on the show of the 80’s as a child star so was presumably safe back then.

Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy who was taking care of the RH-ATL star.

SOLVED:  Porsha Williams/Keshia Knight Pulliam

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

 

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Atlanta Housewife?

From CDAN:

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME IN A DEPOSITION!
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ ME IN NO DEPOSITION!

This still married Atlanta Housewife is bribing a bank executive she had sex with to give her a loan or she will tell his wife about their affair.

NOTE:   The legal term for this action is BLACKMAIL.  

Definition of BRIBE:  persuade (someone) to act in one’s favor, typically illegally or dishonestly, by a gift of money or other inducement.  

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)