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“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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“romo” will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! The World’s Shortest Books… And A Few History Tidbits!!

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  These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very , very short … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! “Global Warming” Creations And Takeover Of Your Internet

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The fear of “global warming” has been pounded into the brains of the masses… and there are still those who actually believe and fear “global warming”!  Before it was labeled, “global warming” was simply known as the weather.  Weather has … Continue reading

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

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REAL WORLD: Net Neutrality Being Voted On Thursday… DON’T Let It Happen! UPDATE: MORE On Net “Neutrality” And Other Real World Items!

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As the Federal Communications Commission and Federal Election Commission toy with regulating aspects of the Internet, critics on those agencies are warning that speed and freedom of speech are in jeopardy. In a joint column, Federal Communications Commission member Ajit … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

BLIND ITEM SOLVED! It’s RHOA’s BackPorcha!!

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From CDAN… December 15, 2014

Last week (December 2014) this RH-ATL barely hanging on to her part got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who was on the show of the 80’s as a child star so was presumably safe back then.

Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy who was taking care of the RH-ATL star.

SOLVED:  Porsha Williams/Keshia Knight Pulliam

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

 

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Atlanta Housewife?

From CDAN:

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME IN A DEPOSITION!
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ ME IN NO DEPOSITION!

This still married Atlanta Housewife is bribing a bank executive she had sex with to give her a loan or she will tell his wife about their affair.

NOTE:   The legal term for this action is BLACKMAIL.  

Definition of BRIBE:  persuade (someone) to act in one’s favor, typically illegally or dishonestly, by a gift of money or other inducement.  

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

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“BuckHenry” will receive a personal tour of KingD’s star on the H’wood Walk of Fame and a walk through Loada’s lemon grove!  FinePrint:  Winner will be required to make sure that the vagrants who have made the area on and around KIngD’s “star” their home are gone before KingD proceeds with the personal tour!  Loada will conduct the lemon grove tour… when she’s not bedridden or filming or posing for “stick and IV in me” seflies or accepting awards for being sick.

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WHO’S THE HOUSEWIFE?? It’s EyeD… Who Has Bad Taste In Footwear!!

GUESS

IT’S EILEEN!!

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BLIND ITEM!! Who’s The RHOA HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

 

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The husband of this Atlanta Housewife is cheating with two different women.

Both waitresses used to work for him.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The OTHER Smelly Housewife?

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Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…

It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!

“All the ladies can smell it.

Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.

“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”

This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying!   But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Scammin’ Housewife?

From CDAN:

This Real Housewife is running a scam which involves getting old people to leave her everything they own.  

She has them leave the property to a friend of hers who then gives it to the Real Housewife.

Four people so far.

NOTE:  The scammin’ Housewife would have to know legalities and will preparation to accomplish this scam…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Takin’ A Detour… MORE Lyin’Brian! When Will RaceBaiterAl Be Suspended??

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Just cannot get enough of Lyin’Brian…    WIVB in Buffalo continues to erode their news product with letting veterans go and hiring very green Reporters and Producers.  Kinda like the US armed forces! On Tuesday night the station anchor Nalina … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who Are The Two Bellicose Brawling Housewives?

From CDAN:

One former Housewife and one current Housewife from different cities almost came to blows the other night at dinner.

Neither knew the other was going to be there and both of them took turns walking past the table of the other saying nasty things.

The current Housewife was drunk as per usual and was ready to fight right then and there.

NOTE:  “DRUNK” … per usual??  That’s a giveaway!!

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

 

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Housewife Who Won’t Go Away!!

From CDAN:

“This Former west coast Housewife who would do anything to get back on the show… and has tried anything and done everyone… busted four of her teeth when she was drunk and fell down.

Her mouth looks nothing like it used to.   I guess the drinking thing never changes.”

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(Thanks “chameleon” and “Stan”!!)

BLIND ITEM! Guess The Broke Housewife And Her Unemployable HouseHusband!

FromCDAN:

This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending.  The truth is they have no money to spend.  

Their entire income is from the show or appearances.

No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

NOTE:   We did a RHONJ lawsuit comparison back in 2013.  Take a look at the long list of lawsuits filed against Melissa Gorga, Joe Gorga and Gorga Enterprises… HERE.

BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!

FromCDAN:

This former Real Housewife hooked up with a current NFL player. She said she needed a real man.

I guess her significant other she supports is just not doing it for her any longer.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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JANUARY 27 INTERNATIONAL HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY… LEST WE FORGET

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JANUARY 27 WAS INTERNATIONAL HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAY… LEST WE FORGET.  For International Holocaust Remembrance Day and the commemoration of the 70th Anniversary of the Liberation of Auschwitz, please read the story of Father Maximilian Kolbe. Father Kolbe was born in 1894 in … Continue reading