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SH “HIT AND RUN” Tamballs Loses Custody… Wretched/Slimey Left RHOC Because They Didn’t Like The “Drama”!

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ITEMS FROM THE PAST WEEK…which have been overlooked until now.  All get a big MEH!   Tamballs has been officially and legally separated from her eldest daughter, Sidney.  Tamballs’ EX-HouseHusband, SimonBarney, has been petitioning the court to retain full physical … Continue reading

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“Stan” will receive a t-shirt from the DrunkOtis overpriced clothing collection!  FinePrint: Winner must pay the Housewives shipping and handling fee ($86.49) and cover the cost of fumigation.

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“romo” will receive the honor of babysitting Juicy’s four beautiful dooters while he’s at work!!  FInePrint:  Winner will be limited to saying, “Don’t do that” when disciplining those four beautiful dooters.

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! The World’s Shortest Books… And A Few History Tidbits!!

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  These books hold the world record for the shortest stories, and you must have a pretty good long term memory and be well informed to fully appreciate the humor. Just remember some of these are very , very short … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! “Global Warming” Creations And Takeover Of Your Internet

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The fear of “global warming” has been pounded into the brains of the masses… and there are still those who actually believe and fear “global warming”!  Before it was labeled, “global warming” was simply known as the weather.  Weather has … Continue reading

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“Mystery Source” Spills It About RHOBH Reunion Show!

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According to E! … Despite rumors, Yolanda did attend, but she didn’t stay the whole time. The reality star is battling Lyme disease and recently revealed its affecting her ability to read and write.   “She wasn’t feeling great. But she … Continue reading

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REAL WORLD: Net Neutrality Being Voted On Thursday… DON’T Let It Happen! UPDATE: MORE On Net “Neutrality” And Other Real World Items!

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As the Federal Communications Commission and Federal Election Commission toy with regulating aspects of the Internet, critics on those agencies are warning that speed and freedom of speech are in jeopardy. In a joint column, Federal Communications Commission member Ajit … Continue reading

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RHOBH REUNION SHOW… THE AFTERGLOW! “Most Intense” “Roughest” Blah, Blah, Blah… All The Usual Words!

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The RHOBH reunion show was taped on Friday… It was another really rough, tough and tumble war of words at the RHOBH reunion taping.   But, they say the same words every season about every Housewife reunion show!      … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sneaky Housewife?

This EX-Housewife is attempting to secure her position back on a Housewives franchise which is presently on hiatus.  

This EX-Housewife’s spinoff show is on shaky ground, despite the PR items stating otherwise… and she wants to keep a permanent seat on that easy “reality” show money train! 

How exactly is this EX-Wife trying to weasel back on to the show where she was once a full-timer?  

The EX-Housewife is issuing to her rabid fans images of her cooking skills!  Even asking on one photo:  

“Wanna SANGWICH?”  

The question is a clear message to the rabid fans of the Housewife she wishes to boot off the show and replace.

1)  Who’s the Housewife?

2)  Which Housewife is she trying to replace?

(Thanks “GetOut”!!!)

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Cheating NJ HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

He would never leave her because he likes the fame too much…

…but this husband of a NJ Housewife is having sex almost daily with a woman he met at the gym.

The woman is starting to talk to more and more people about it.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

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BRUCE JENNER MAY BE CHARGED WITH FELONY MANSLAUGHTER…

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Brucita may be spending some time in the clink for following too closely to the Lexus in the accident which took place last week.  New video being reviewed by Malibu Detectives may show that Brucita was the cause of the … Continue reading

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What’s Going On At Food Network? Giada de Laurentiis And Alton??

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Has anyone ever thought of Alton Brown as being the reason for the Giada de Laurentiis’ break up from her husband, Todd? Giada’s statement mentions JohnMayer, MattLauer and BobbyFlay… but, how about Alton, Giada’s co-judge on FoodNetworkStar?? “I have never … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM SOLVED! It’s RHOA’s BackPorcha!!

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From CDAN… December 15, 2014

Last week (December 2014) this RH-ATL barely hanging on to her part got into a fight with this former B- list mostly television actress who was on the show of the 80’s as a child star so was presumably safe back then.

Anyway, the former child star is now the go to woman for the guy who was taking care of the RH-ATL star.

SOLVED:  Porsha Williams/Keshia Knight Pulliam

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

 

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The Atlanta Housewife?

From CDAN:

YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ME IN A DEPOSITION!
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ ME IN NO DEPOSITION!

This still married Atlanta Housewife is bribing a bank executive she had sex with to give her a loan or she will tell his wife about their affair.

NOTE:   The legal term for this action is BLACKMAIL.  

Definition of BRIBE:  persuade (someone) to act in one’s favor, typically illegally or dishonestly, by a gift of money or other inducement.  

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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“BuckHenry” will receive a personal tour of KingD’s star on the H’wood Walk of Fame and a walk through Loada’s lemon grove!  FinePrint:  Winner will be required to make sure that the vagrants who have made the area on and around KIngD’s “star” their home are gone before KingD proceeds with the personal tour!  Loada will conduct the lemon grove tour… when she’s not bedridden or filming or posing for “stick and IV in me” seflies or accepting awards for being sick.

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE RECAP: “Home Alone”

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According to the intro of each episode of AlaskanBushPeople, we’re told that the Browns were a secluded family who lived for over 30 years in the Alaskan Bush and were just discovered! When we last saw the AlaskanBushPeople, they had … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview VIDEO: DrunkOtis Goes To Loada’s House And HagfaceKyle Goes To PumpMyStomach House To Talk About Kim And DrunkOtis… Despite Her Illness, Loada Remembers Yoga Poses!!

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DrunkOtis pops in at Loada’s house during a RARE time that Loada ISN’T affected by her life-threatening disease for a yoga lesson. Loada tells the private yoga instructor that DrunkO hasn’t had a drop of al-kee-haul or any sugar… the … Continue reading

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WHO’S THE HOUSEWIFE?? It’s EyeD… Who Has Bad Taste In Footwear!!

GUESS

IT’S EILEEN!!

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BLIND ITEM!! Who’s The RHOA HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

 

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The husband of this Atlanta Housewife is cheating with two different women.

Both waitresses used to work for him.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The OTHER Smelly Housewife?

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Real Housewives of Miami veteran Joanna Krupa has slapped Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville with a lawsuit, after Glanville allegedly accused Krupa of having smelly private parts, but in fact…

It’s a different HOUSEWIFE that has a hygiene problem!

“All the ladies can smell it.

Even the crew have complained about the smell,” a top source tells NaughtyGossip.

“She has been told about the problem and the fact that she needs to wear knickers many, many times.”

This lady is known for her love of younger man, and partying!   But these days the smell is making everyone run for the hills!

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “chameleon”!!)