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REAL HOUSEWIVES NEWS: Models Ghostwriters Ramoaner Alana AND MORE!!

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  What happens when you’re a “model” and your mother is no longer a Housewife???   You are no longer an “international” model and have to send out “selfies”!     SkankyJo poses in ANOTHER see-through dress.   NOTE:  It’s … Continue reading

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GOOPY GETS GROANS FROM REAL WORKING WOMEN!… VIDEO

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  She’s MORE than a Housewife… she’s GOOPY!!!  And, according to GOOPY, she has it really, REALLY hard!   GOOPY would much rather have one of those “normal” office jobs than being an “actress” that lounges around movie sets waiting … Continue reading

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR!! ON BALD EAGLE HATCH WATCH!!

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WE’RE fascinated by the bald eagle live video feed!!  It’s all happening right now!  PA Fish and Game experts have determined that the first of the three eggs are expected to hatch today, the second on March 29 and the … Continue reading

THE LATEST Two-Minute Survivor Video Recap By RONNIE! Watch It…It’s FUNNY!!


If you’d like to see more of Ronnie’s work, please visit his YouTubeChannel! You are guaranteed laughs!!

Also, the latest “WhatCrappen” podcast is available for your listening pleasure … at TrashTalkTV!!

 

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HOUSEWIVES NEWS Radziwill Apollo LisaVPump BFrankel Yoda RHOA Brawl… AND MORE!

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  Carole Radziwill tells the CharlotteObserver that Housewives pay for their own hair and makeup… Do you have to do your own hair and makeup for Real Housewives? “Yes, we have to do it ourselves. I mean I have a … Continue reading

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Guardian Angels And St. Florian At Work!

We’re takin’ a SH detour for this truly unbelievable video!

WATCH as this construction worker, working on the Houston Apartments yesterday, is saved at the very last second by firefighters.

You can see just how close this was to turning out really badly…

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RAMOANER’S DRUGGIE BROTHER …PTHousewife Got Druggie Brother, Too!

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 From TheDailyMail…  (Thanks to SH readers “romo” “GF” “OMG” “anon” and “FLPhil”!!)       LOOKS LIKE A STORY LINE!!!     ‘Yes. She [Ramona] did,’ he said. ‘Everyone in my family knew what I was doing.’  However, he claims … Continue reading

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RHONY Recap “Model Behavior” by Sandi Duffy

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK Recap “Model Behavior” by Sandi Duffy   I was sick last week so this will be a double recap which works because this is a two-part bookgate episode. So last week, Aviva pulled out the … Continue reading

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HOW TO START AS A “HOUSEWIFE”… And Those Book Sales!

As you all know, there are more Housewives who sell their souls to be on a phony baloney “reality” show than there are genuine wealthy Wives whose lives viewers are supposed to envy.  AlexMcCord, she being one half of the … Continue reading

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: The MENSA Invitational…WordGames!!

NOTE:  It’s time to take a much-needed break from those moronic Housewives!!  Hope you all enjoy these new words from the WashingtonPost…

 

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The Washington Post’s MENSA Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary…

alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing ONE letter…

and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

 

  • Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

  • Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

  • Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

  • Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

  • Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

  • Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

  • Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

  • Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

  • Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

  • Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

  • Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

  • Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

  • Glibido: All talk and no action.

  • Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

  • Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

  • Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

  • Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

 

And the winners are:

 

  • Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

  • Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

  • Abdicate v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

  • Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

  • Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

  • Negligent, adj. Absent-mindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

  • Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

  • Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

  • Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

  • Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

  • Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

  • Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

  • Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

  • Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

  • Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

  • Circumvent n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

RHOBH Reunion Part III Preview Ad: Here Come The HouseHusbands! VIDEO

 

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KingDavid was not about to wrangle with these clowns!!!

 

 

 

RHOBH Reunion Part III Preview: DrunkOtis Wants LisaVanderTodd To Choose! VIDEO

Is this chick for reelz???  DrunkOtis REALLY has some problems!  DrunkO throws out the “who you gonna save in a fire” dilemma question to LisaVanderTodd!  LisaVTodd skirts the question and makes DrunkOtis produce tears!  Yes, LisaVTodd is a big bossy meanie for making DrunkOtis cry!!!

Here’s a suggestion for DrunkOtis:  DO NOT watch VPumpRules!  What a moron.  DrunkOtis is cra-cra… but, that’s her role!!

 

 

RHOBH Reunion Part III Preview: Texts And Tabloids… The NON-Story! VIDEO

When will this torture end?????

It’s HagfaceKyle v LisaVanderTodd talkin’ about texts and tabloids… the entire season’s NON-story!

 

LisaVanderTodd Tells KimRichards… Don’t Talk About My KenVanderTodd Behind His Back!

RHOBH Reunion Part II:  KimRichards ‘splains the dinner party when she snapped at KenVanderTodd.  LisaVanderTodd snaps at Kim!

RHOBH Reunion: HagfaceKyle And DrunkOtis Talk Botox? Fillers?

RHOBH Reunion Part II:  What did you do to your face???  DrunkOtis says she don’t wanna FACELIFT, but will wreck her face with fillers! Dumbazz…

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**ALERT, ALERT** WINNER OF THE STOOPIDEST HOUSEWIFE AWARD!!

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 NOTE:  We’ve been givin’ out Housewives Awards for years!!!   We are fully aware that those interns on up to MissAndy hisself read SH… and we stand by our Awards as the BEST!!!   With that said… let’s not take … Continue reading

TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR…The Beauty All Around Us

 

Time step back from those moronic Housewives and take some time to look at the timeless beauty of the world!

 

 

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REAL WORLD NEWS Putin Eyes SAmerica While US Watches Leader Dance On Ellen… MUCH MORE!!

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ImperialLeader is delegating responsibilities to his 20-something interns allowing him to play an unprecedented number of golf games and plan his next vacation trip to Martha’s Island as soon as Mooch returns from her no-reporters allowed taxpayer-funded visit to China … Continue reading