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NO ONE WATCHING THE OSCARS… Huge Ad Blitz Scheduled

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The nonprofit organization sponsoring the Oscars will allocate about $5.5 million toward off-network media buys to help drive viewers to the show, according to a report prepared by Haworth Marketing + Media. The blitz is designed to overcome potential threats … Continue reading

SH “HIT AND RUN” CALL THE PAPS! And MORE!

KooKooKelly is alledgely returning to the RHONY to confront BFrankel about their Scary Island trip… who cares.

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Sarah Palin gets knocked mercilessly for her kid at the sink…

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It’s totally acceptable for this Ellen viewer…

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Somehow it was destiny…

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Don’t graffiti anywhere near “TheBasin”!!

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Vicki now competing with Tamballs for being OC CatWoman!

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Jumpin’ on the Teresa prison train…

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The amazing LymeYoda…

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To be fair to Yoda’s ALIEN HANDS… ManHands!

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Looks like the cute one in the girl group has been ostracized… 

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Yes… there are rabid fans who are really sending their hard-earned money to a FELON.  Teresa and her fellow inmates are having a good laugh… 

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Time off for “good behavior” by keeping busy making Fabupruno … and more time off for paying prison guards $500 a month with extra money sent in by her rabid fans.  Tree will be out by August 2015!

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The IndianLane house has had another price cut!  Now yours for only $2.9 million!  Listed originally for $3,999,000…

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"REDONE" HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

“REDONE” HOUSES ARE SKEEEEEVY!!!

BLIND ITEM! Who’s This Delusional Housewife Who’s Peddling A Sex Tape?

Get ready for a new sex tape from another Real Housewife… because DanielleStaub’s stab at a sex tape did wonders for her financially!  

“She is in debt and owes over $100,000.  She thinks the tape would pay that off.  She hopes it will make her a bigger star and earn her lots of money at the same time.”

Sources say that producers are aware of the tape that was made in the last 12 months. Naughty Gossip saw a few screen grabs from the video and can reveal that it is NASTY!

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)  

NOTE:  Unfortunately for this misguided Housewife, her sex tape would hardly cover the $100,000 she owes.  Ask Danielle… DanielleStaub filed for bankruptcy in 2012 after her sex tape.   Claudia says it’s not her!

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RaceBaiter Jesse…The Godfather Of Extortion… He’s NO “Reverend”!

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  From WND 2006 report on JesseJackson’s Extortion Methods: Government watchdog Judicial Watch has released a report it says reveals new details about the intimidation and shakedown tactics of Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow Push Coalition. The report, “Jesse Jackson Exposed,” claims … Continue reading

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“REV” Al… Calls His Extortion Method “Influence Peddling”!

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The race-baiting “Revs” Jesse and Al have been trying to out-extort for decades. Just recently the “Rev” Al has been put in the spotlight with the long list of the companies which he extorted.  Ironically, Al… ’cause he’s no REVEREND… … Continue reading

TREE TELLS HER STORY… We’ve Heard It All Before!

UNBELIEVABLE… THE PR GAME TO FLIP TREE JOODICE INTO A SOLID CITIZEN WHO ONLY THINKS ABOUT BEING A MOMMY CONTINUES!  TREE SEES HERSELF AS A JUDGE ON A COOKING SHOW…

“I wake up every morning and I live for them. My daughters are my world and now you’re going to make me cry.”  Oh Boo-Hoo-Dee-Hoo-Hoo!


(Thanks “anon” “PDM” and “Jozy”!!)

This info is from a former Danbury inmate.  The report stating that Tree entered Danbury with cash and her rosary simply proves what a total dumbass she and/or her advisers are:

  • Cash is not necessary and will be confiscated. It’s best to go in with a US Postal Service money order as they are widely accepted in all prisons (federal and state).  Additionally, don’t let anyone know that you have money. Pretend that you’re poor and penniless. That way there’s no danger of other prisoners trying to extort money from you.  NOTE:  This tip will not work for Teresa!  
  • Don’t trust anyone. That goes for guards, other prison officials, and the person in the cell next door. If someone is being nice to you, ask yourself “What’s in it for her?” They almost always have some hidden motive that you don’t know about. In prison, nothing is free.

RHOBH Preview Part II: Yoda Still Dealing With Daughter’s SHAME!

 

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I’M A MODEL… I’M A MODEL… I’M A MODEL. THAT’S WHAT MY MOTHER TELLS ME.

“Jello is still dealing with the shame of getting a DUI”

No, YodaHead… Jello is NOT dealing with the shame.   YOU are.

Jello is no more model material than CrooksAyers; but, Yoda is dead set on forcing her kid to follow the path of her older non-model sister, Alana.  Jello is now ready to be formed by her nervous mother… into whatever her mother wants her to be!   Yoda is holding Jello’s “bad mistake” over her head and because she’s under age at 17-years-old, she is tightly under Yoda’s thumb and must obey!

Yoda is so extreme in this preview that she holds Jello while walking her to the photo shoot with BeverlyHillsMagazine… which OCLydia must have sold to this guy to sell mattresses.

Yoda also explains how her strict punishment has affected Jello.  Jello is REALLY feeling the wrath of Yoda after she took her phone away for 21 DAYS!!  And, the REALLY painful punishment doled out to Jello?  Jello has to pay her attorney… from her SAVINGS!!  OUCH!

The second segment of this RHOBH preview is more of the DrunkOtis/PumpMyStomach sit down.

ARE THERE OTHERS?

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We’ve read the items about Tree’s last meal (an egg sangwich), her ability to buy anything she wants from the Danbury commissary (absolutely not true), her decision to not allow Bravo to film her last days before prison (that remains questionable!  That footage would not be aired until AFTER she’s out of prison.  Reportedly, Bravo offered her chump change of $50,000…she probably makes more than that for her GLAM videos).

We’ve read the items about Tamballs’ unborn grandkid needing medical attention (MEH) and we’ve read Tamballs FB statement about feeling sorry for the Joodice kids (great way to get more followers).

We’ve read the items about the RHOBH and the continuous chaos with the RHOA (extra security at their reunion taping?  Anything for more viewers!).

We’ve seen the latest naked photos of Alana aka YodaJr.  (Thanks romo for the new name!)

We’ve read the about friction between DrunkOtis and Kenyan on Celebrity Apprentice. (These scenarios are pre-arranged…)

We’ve read about Wretched’s insistence that Bravo offered her and Slimey a wedding.  (Total BS, but anything to stay relevant!)

We thank everyone who took the time and was thoughtful enough to have sent in some of these items…

BUT… we have a question:

Are there others who could give 899342999966535534 Kens about these phony baloney people and these phony baloney items?

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: Some of These You May Have Already Seen… Some You May Not!

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These photos have been sent to SH from several readers…. so, a big “ThankYou” to SH readers “PDM” “PMG” “cybraxis” and “Jule”!!! Saving the BEST for last!!  AND… something to think about: The federal government, which has ” Tomahawk” cruise … Continue reading

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UPDATE: CrookedChrisLaurita Signature Apparel Bankruptcy… Status Report

UNITED STATES BANKRUPTCY COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK In re: SIGNATURE APPAREL GROUP LLC, Debtor.  Chapter 11 NOTE:  The following is a summary of the Laurita Signature Apparel bankruptcy case.  Basics of the case highlighted in blue: RESPONSIBLE PERSON’S STATUS … Continue reading

Giada de Laurentiis Divorcing Husband Todd Thompson

Giada de Laurentiis announces via her website that she and her fashion designer husband, Todd Thompson, have split up after 11 years of marriage.  John Mayer is said to be smirking upon hearing the news… and BobbyFlay isn’t waiting for the next “FoodNetworkStar” to begin as an excuse to see spa-geet-tee lover, Giada! 

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“After an amicable separation since July, Todd and I have decided to end our marriage. Although our decision to separate comes with a great deal of sadness, our focus on the future and overwhelming desire for our family’s happiness has given us the strength to move forward on separate, yet always connected paths. Todd and I share a beautiful daughter and a lifetime of great memories that we both treasure more than anything. We are so thankful for our friends and family, and really appreciate the support in this time of change.”

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Crooks The Womanizer… Crooks The Cancer Survivor

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Commenter “OriginalCyn” recalled a comment left by a woman who had a run-in with Crooks back in 2012.   Here it is for all to read!

So I sat next to this guy on a flight back to OC on 05/11/12 and he chatted my ear off. Then was disappointed that I didn’t let him “buy” me a drink during an unexpected plane change and asked me several times for my business card so we could “find” new places in OC together since I was new to the area. Very funny!!!

I didn’t even know who he was until flipping channels today and running across the Housewives of OC show and seeing him there. Now I find it so interesting how much he bragged about being at the Kentucky Derby.  He NEVER mentioned having a girlfriend or his role with her on the show. There is no doubt this guy was hitting on me big time. And yes, I am a successful single business woman too.

NOTE:  In response to the above comment re Crooks, his BabyMama Nicolette… mother of Crooks’ youngest child, Joey… said this:

Yep that’s OL’ Brooks alright, so far he has had nose cancer and now I heard he is telling people he has Prostate Cancer. Anyway he must now know that story wont fly because last time I looked it up I am pretty sure you cant have children and well he can, he told me he had a vascectomy!

Then I was pregnant. Then I found out he had no job he lied he was with Vicki still not divorced either one of them……..so when I found all this out I said “see ya” me and my baby wont be with anyone lesser than a REAL MAN!
Keep surviving all good is yet to come!!!!!!!!!

CROOKS HAS RECOVERED FROM EVERY KNOWN CANCER!!!  HE’LL BE HEALED FROM HIS LATEST LYMPHOMA QUICKLY… AS WE ALL KNOW THAT HE AND VICKI HAD TO COME UP WITH SOME REASON TO FINALLY REVEAL THAT THEY’RE LIVING TOGETHER.  AFTER ALL,  WHO COULD BLAME VICKI FOR TAKING IN HER CANCER-STRICKEN “FRIEND”…AND GARNER SYMPATHY AT THE SAME TIME??   There are plenty more comments re people who know/knew Crooks very well… watch for them.  

Here’s another… 

Brooks Ayers was arrested twice in 2010 for not paying child support Vicki wrote a letter to the judge asking him to release her friend from jail.

His ex-girlfriend, a woman named Debbie Keane, said that she started dating Ayers in 2005 and had a run in with a jealous Vicki way back in 2007, years before Vicki went public with their relationship and while she was still married to Donn Gunvalson.

“I was tagging along on a business trip with Brooks in 2007 in West Palm Beach, Florida and he kept talking about how his friend who was famous was coming to the conference,” Debbie said. Vicki arrived at the financial planning group conference and immediately sought Brooks out.

“She sent him a text saying ‘finally here, I need a drink,’” Brooks’ ex said about Vicki.

Debbie said that two nights later she and Brooks were in a bar when Vicki walked in, so she followed her to the bathroom and confronted her about flirting with Brooks.

“She told me to mind my own business and then went and told Brooks he needed to ‘keep your girl in check.’”

In 2009 Brooks was at my house in Memphis when Vicki started texting him while she was away renewing her vows.  He told me she was saying that Don was so good to her but she didn’t really care anymore.”

Debbie said she had been communicating again with Brooks, who despite still being married, and reportedly dating Vicki, was trying to visit her in her new home.

He wanted me to pay to fly him out here to meet him.  She said she asked Brooks why he didn’t have his own money to fly and see her since it was reported that he had paid for a shopping trip with Vicki on May 11.

Debbie alleges that Brooks told her he didn’t actually pay for the purchases.  Vicki went to change and I signed her name to her credit card receipt in the store, I didn’t pay for her new clothes myself.

As for his relationship with Vicki, Debbie said he told her it isn’t exclusive. “I’m not just seeing Vicki,” she claims he told her. “I’m talking to three other women too.”

(Thanks “OriginalCyn”!!)

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Caption This… Captioned!!

TREE CAPTION WINNER

“suz” will receive a VIP spot in the viewing line at the entrance to DanburyPrison on January 5.  FinePrint:  If you are not a rabid Tree fan, we cannot assure your safety!

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JetBlue Offering Free Flights To Officers Attending Slain NYC Police Funerals

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JetBlue airlines said Wednesday it will be offering free flights to police officers from around the country who wish to attend the funerals for the two slain NYPD cops killed over the weekend. The airline said it will allow up … Continue reading

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On This Day Three Years Ago: Watch MissAndy Throw On Lederhosen For BFF KellyRipa

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                          On today’s (December 22, 2011) “Regis and Kelly”… Lord of the Housewives and close, personal friend of the Consuelos’… Miss Andy Cohen … was Kelly’s co-host. Part of … Continue reading

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RHOBH Preview II: Lunchtime With Yoda, Rinna And Leeny… Yoda’s Emergency Ride From Restaurant!!

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RapaciousRidiculousBulbousBalloonLipsLisa has brought together two Malibu Housewives, for whom LargeLipsLisa has sacrificed her time by driving from her home in Beverly Hills to Malibu.  Which brings the obvious question:  Why didn’t DuckyLipsLisa pick up DrunkOtis and maybe even HagfaceKyle for … Continue reading

PumpMyStomach’s Christmas Party Tips!!

PMS says to screw it and take a vacation!  She’s taking everyone, except Ken… 

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)