PumpMyStomach’s Christmas Party Tips!!

PMS says to screw it and take a vacation!  She’s taking everyone, except Ken… 

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Ronnie’s Latest Survivor Video Recap! WATCH IT…IT’S THE FINALE!!… IT’S FUNNY!!

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    Want more RonnieK? In addition to making Survivor in 2 Minutes videos this season, you can also find Ronnie on Twitter (@TrashTweetTV), Vine (@RonnieKaram) and Instagram! Please visit Ronnie at TrashTalkTV … and listen to Ronnie’s WatchWhatCrappens podcast!!

ANOTHER TreeJoodice Fan Has Tip To SAVE Tree From Danbury Prison!

Will Tree tweet Natasha??

 “Teresa, I think you were manipulated into this plea deal, and may be able to get it reversed. Please contact me, Natasha we are on twitter together.”

NOTE:  Everyone knows that if you’re on twitter together, you are best friends!!

(Thanks “TJS”!!)

FELONTreeJoodice Makes Ice Cream SANGwiches Wit Sprinkles!

Tree makes pizzelle ice cream SANGwiches covered in sprinkles (take THAT Melissa!!) with some sloppy gloppy not-her-personal-gelato ice cream…for her four beautiful dawters because sweets are so much fun!  Sweets make you happy!! 

For WHOM exactly is Teresa making these kindergarten-level instructional cooking videos?    OOPS… was that question answered within the question?   What’s next for Teresa… a video making toast?   Correction to FELONTeresa’s cooking advice:  if you are using heavier candies in which to roll your ice cream sandwiches, do NOT use harder ice cream.  Use slightly softened ice cream, roll in candies, immediately cover and put in freezer.

(Thanks “Cindy”!!!)

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TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR! Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance 2014

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For the many SH car fanatics… the 2014 PebbleBeach Concours d’Elegance!  Where only the best of the best examples of automotive marvels gather! Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance 2014 – Best Of Show 1954 Ferrari 375 MM Scaglietti Coupe Jon Shirley, Medina, … Continue reading

WARNING! Cover All Kids’ Ears! This Could Be The WORST Christmas Song EVER!

(Thanks A LOT “Nels”!!)

SH “Hit And Run”…

A MamaJune Sex Tape…

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WILL TAMBALLS GET THE NEXT OFFER??

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GEORGE CLOONEY’S WIFE PICKED BY OLDBAT BARBARA AS MOST FASCINATING.  Prediction:  Watch for George to come back to the US to run for office… probably in California… now that he has a “respectable” wife.

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Tamballs Throws Baby Shower…

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MELISSA GORGA TRYING TO MOLD A NEW PERSONA… Now Appearing At Science Centers!

Melissa Gorga of Toms River, who has appeared on the RHONJ Bravo reality show, headed to the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City on Saturday to host an event with parenting bloggers.

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PETE GIUDICE’S WIFE, SHEILA, SAYS SHUT UP… AND STOP IT!!  Sheila is absolutely correct!!

TERESA PETE SHEILA TERESA PETE SHEILA COVER

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We hear from the Gorga’s BeaverHouse Squatter!!!

“First of all, there are numerous parents we provide services that custodial parents need and cannot afford to receive enforcement orders to collect their unpaid child support. We provide parents with lawyers, for 13 payments of $30 and investigative services to find noncustodial parents. Without the investigative services and an affidavit to confirm a noncustodial parent lives at their locations, millions of custodial parents can even acquire a court date.

Are you alleging the attorneys we contract are also scamming clients? Check out the Lionel Ridenour Story (See: ). We were able to fined Mr. Ridenour, obtain an arrest warrant and force him to begin paying the more than $260,000 he owed in child support arrears. The only reason I am using this story to disprove your false allegations is we have a release form the our client to release the story. We also give our program to indigent custodial parents at no cost, so not only do I fined your allegations misleading, they are a result of you failing to do any research into the problems of custodial parents collecting child support in America, which Joe Gorga knows all to well.

For the record, Mr. Gorga wanted stock in my company because he agreed to assist in the production of documentary related to child support in American, and he represented he has a family member who is owed child support.”

NOTE:  Anyone owed child support can represent themselves “pro se” in the Family Division of their County Court.  Family Court WILL find the scofflaw… if he/she is employed!  Many owing child support skip out and find ways to make money which cannot be traced.  However, the majority of states are now interconnected using multiple databases to track someone who owes child support; that person who skipped out can be tracked in minutes.    So, SquatterKai, you have no idea what you are talking about… and you have no idea how FamilyCourt works.  There were no “false allegations” in the item…

887736464663554536 KENS for Gorga Squatter/BadSpeller Kai!

(Thanks “PDM” and “Chris”!!)

SH “Hit And Run”…

OOPS!!!  This is going on now!!  Hurry if you want to see the NJ Twins!

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Teresa and her four beautiful dawters hang out with Kim Zolciak NayNay…

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The CelebrityApprentice PR photo… DrunkOtis totally eclipsed by Kenyan!!!

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Tree lighting with the Gorgas… Melissa was not invited to lip sync sing!!

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DrunkOtis hangs out with HeatherT and Tallmark…  WHAT!?!? No EBoost product placement??

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PT Housewife on the only “reality” show which would take her… and her HouseHusband:

(Thanks “Chris”!!!)

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DRUNKS… In Honor Of All The Drunk-Azz Housewives And Their HouseHusbands!

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DRUNKS… IT’S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE!!!  MO-Reese tryin’ to hide from Hagface Kyle…. waitin’ for a bus and eatin’ watermelon.  Hagface will never find him!  Ellie Judge after listening to Tamballs rant… in person! David Beador…  after drinkin’ a case of … Continue reading

HOUSEWIVES AND HOUSEHUSBANDS… The Polls

 

HOUSEWIVES… The Polls

Despite the high-fiving when there is a bump in ratings, the Housewives shows have continued to disappoint, stagnate and have lost their idiosyncratic “fun” qualities.  Please leave additional remarks in comments if necessary…

 

 

 

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PIT BULLS: Banned in Britain…

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This item re pit bulls is from April 2013.  KimRichards’ dog is banned in Britain: Great Britain has a DangerousDogAct… The top banned dog?  The Pit Bull. Banned dogs In the UK, it’s against the law to own certain types … Continue reading

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Why Dina Married Tommy Manzo… “Allegedly” To Unload Her From FEBUSzoid!

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NOTE:  While searching for something else… NOTE:  The following is self-explanatory and includes a link where this comment was originally posted re Dina Manzo… the comment is written by someone who says they have personal knowledge of the whole ‘zoid fambly! … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES, DECEMBER 2011: HOW “REALITY” TV WORKS…A CHAT WITH RHOBH Exec Producer, Dave Rupel…

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           Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Lisa Vanderpump and RHOBH producer, Dave Rupel FROM DECEMBER 2011:  WE’RE TAKING A LOOK BACK AT HOW “REALITY” TV REALLY WORKS… The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and the other … Continue reading

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FROM THE SH ARCHIVES: It All Started With ‘Big Kathy,’ Kim and Kyle Richards’ Mother… The “House of Hilton”

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ORIGINALLY POSTED FEBRUARY 2011… NOTE:  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Kim and Kyle Richards often speak of their mother, ‘Big Kathy,’ as their role model.  ‘Big Kathy’ died in 2002, and after Kyle spoke of herself as ‘being the … Continue reading

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PUMP MY STOMACH’S Blah, Blah, Blah BigBunchaNothing BravoBlog…

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Hello, sorry I am a day late with this. Been extraordinarily busy with the restaurants for the holidays, decorating, etc. Yes, it looked a little spoilt this week, having shirts made and shopping for jewelry, and I loved every minute … Continue reading

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LIST OF CREDITORS GIUDICE’S DID NOT PAY… TREE’S 2009 BRAVO PAY $10,000 MONTH

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NOTE:  After receiving several links from SH readers to a list of people and businesses which Teresa and Juicy did not pay, the info has been on the SH Masthead since 2009…  A VERY QUICK OVERVIEW OF THE JOODICE BANKRUPTCY … Continue reading

RHONJ Reunion on The Soup