BonnieHunt And NiecyNash Do RHOA…

Because the Housewives have become uber boring AND because this improv exchange between BonnieHunt and NiecyNash is better than anything which will spill from the NayNay/KimZ road show AND because we’d rather watch this than one second of the “we-made-up-just-to-make-money-from-another-reality-show-and-people-will-forget-that-NayNay-tried-to-strangle-Kimz-TWICE” Bravo garbage… here’s Bonnie Hunt and Niecy Nash doing their take on NayNay and KimZ:

 

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HOUSEWIVES HISTORY LESSON: RHOBH From Casting To Filming… HFKyleSought After, Never Pitched To Evolution; Others Then Cast… Shana To Be “Business” Woman

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NOTE:  Let’s take a look back at how the RHOBH evolved… from the casting call to filming…and put to rest the bizarre claim that HFKyle campaigned and pitched herself and the show to EvolutionMedia.  That claim was obviously stated by someone who … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview: “Professional Pride”… HumongousLipsLisa Made A Million For Depends Ad

Seriously???  Does MissAndy have so little material about these moronic Housewives that he has to resort to extremely obvious set up questions?  MissAndy’s attempt at embarrassing Kimmer didn’t seem to work.   HumoungousLipsLisa claims she was paid over a $1 million for a Depends commercial:

NOTE:  Interesting that HFKyle keeps her mouth shut when DangerDivingWithTheStars is mentioned.

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Sleezy Boyfriend?

From CDAN:

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The boyfriend of this West Coast Housewife has got extremely close to a couple of the Housewives.

He had sex with one and a daughter of another.    Not at the same time though.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)  

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RHOBH PRE-REUNION PREVIEWS: Which EX-Wives To Come Back? Trading Places With Which Franchise?

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Which EX-Wives would the present RHOBH like to return?  No mention of CarltonTheDoorman or Joyce… or Scammin’PamDana OR Adrienne!  AND… with which HWs from other franchises are these HWs friends? With which franchise would the RHOBH trade places? Of course, … Continue reading

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MINI HOUSEWIVES: LITTLE WOMEN NY Preview…

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The mini-Housewives show, Little Women LA, was so good… we’ll be watching Little Women NY on Wednesday March 25!   LittleWomen have taken story lines directly from the Housewives.  This clip from LittleWomenLA is a dinner scene… where the Women … Continue reading

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Mommy’s PR Team Busy Spinning Puffy-Faced “Model” Daughter… Boyfriend Booted; “Model” Now NYC Student

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As expected, puffy-faced “model’s” boyfriend has been booted. “Boyfriend” CodySimpson comes to the defense of puffy-faced “model” Alana by saying… while on the way to catch a flight at LAX (no more private planes for him!!): “She’s a good girl. … Continue reading

RHOBH Reunion Preview…

If these are the highlights from THREE episodes… the RHOBH reunion shows are sure to be another dragged out typical reunion!!

MissAndy brings up Diving With The Stars to Kim ONLY???

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HagfaceKyle Still Says She’s “In Bed Two Days” After RHOBH Reunion!

HagfaceKyle STILL thinks that viewers believe her when she insists that everything on the RHOBH is REAL.  Even after she talks about her “story line”!!  HFKyle is still clinging to her story that after the reunion taping, she stayed in BED for two days!   (The interviewer needs subtitles…)

HFKyle was dining with PumpMyStomach after the RHOBH reunion show… HERE.

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(Thanks “anon” and Mcrivin”!!!)

 

BLIND ITEM REVEALED! It’s JuicyJoe!

From CDAN… October 27, 2014

Going from the bed of a stripper you hook up with to an anniversary dinner is just about on par for this reality husband.

IT’S JUICY JOE!!!

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

BLIND ITEM REVEALED!! It’s Fakedra!

From CDAN… October 16, 2014

This still married Real Housewife visited LA this week and had some male strippers sent to her hotel room.

She kicked out the two that were gay after they did a show and kept the straight one for the night for a very big tip.

IT’S FAKEDRA!!!

FAKEDRA TOLD ME I'D GET A BIG TIP IF I  WORE THIS...

FAKEDRA TOLD ME I’D GET A BIG TIP IF I WORE THIS…

(Thanks “chameleon”!!!)

BLIND ITEM REVEALED!

From CDAN… December 31, 2014

This recently demoted east coast (not ATL) Housewife was doing her best to pick up guys half her age this past week while on vacation.  

She struck out until [she] gave one some cash to be with her during the rest of her visit.

IT’S RAMOANER!!

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 (Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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The 11th Hour RHOBH Reunion Secret… Is KimRichards Leaving?

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What could MissAndy possibly be hinting?  Could it be that KimRichards announces that she’s finally done with being a Housewife? Kim has been very quiet… not even tweeting the obligatory “watch my show” tweets that all Housewives are required to … Continue reading

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A STRANGE PLEA FROM TREE FANS TO STOP THE MADNESS!! Why Were They Asking HagfaceKyle For Help?? What’s Going On With Lil Gia??

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NOTE:  It’s all great to support your incarcerated relative… and get them a “millions” followers…but, what does that prove or do for them?   The last sentence in this diatribe is perplexing… to say the least!   Is there a … Continue reading

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Will HagfaceKyle EVER Get A Deal As CoffeeMate Spokesperson?

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HagfaceKyle really works to get those spokesperson jobs!  HFKyle was recently named spokesperson for dry eyes, after she talked about the agony of living with her dry eyes throughout 2014. It’s obvious that HFKyle is looking at CoffeMate as her next conquest! … Continue reading

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It Only Took Seven Weeks For Kathy Griffin To Scoot From FashionPolice

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Kathy explains her decision, along with her CV and her upcoming appearances.  WHY what the PrayingMantis said was offensive to anyone is the result of the PC Police and everyone looking to find offense at whatever anyone says. The fact … Continue reading

GoBackThrowbackThursday: “It Would Make Kyle Happy If Kim Failed”…

It would make Kyle happy if Kim failed…

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BEFORE THERE WAS THE HOUSEWIVES GAME ON WWHL… There Was The SH Questionnaire! Read MelissaGorga Answers From 2012… Wanted To Trade Places With NayNay!!

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ORIGINAL DATE:   April 27, 2012   Another Housewife came through and answered ALL the questions posed to her!!!       Q:  What is the first word that comes to mind when you see a photo of Andy Cohen? A:  CUTE Q: … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The RHOBH Housewife?

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From CDAN:

Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice.  If she wanted to stay on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasn’t) otherwise she would be fired.

The producers wanted the accused on the show more than the accuser.

Look for one big name to be gone next season though.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

Hopefully, the “big name” departing the RHOBH is LymeFaceLoada…she needs a rest.  HOWEVER… LisaVanderpump barely agreed to return for this season of the RHOBH.   Look for PumpMyStomach to say “Ta-Ta, Cheerio” to her BH cast mates for good this time.