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Camber gets caught tweeting herself!!  She’s desperate to keep her crap “reality” job…

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Sorry, Jeana, we like you and all that, but we won’t be watching the RHOC.  

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Loada has a full recovery!!  Poor KingDavid… Living with Loada has turned him into an elf!

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What the hell is this?  Alana got herself another “modeling” job…

HURRY, MR CAMEL... I NEED TO GET TO MY CLASS AT NYU!!

HURRY, MR CAMEL… I NEED TO GET TO MY CLASS AT NYU!!

Did Loada remember to tell Alana that Mohammerhead died in 1999??

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Darin Harvey is in Utah…

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Vicki’s pushing clothes…

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HagfaceKyle…kyle

We’re giving all the above 99848837476633 Kens…because, HONESTLY…

AND, the Housewives will soon be…

(Thanks “Jen” “BlueIvy” and “KS”!!)

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BRUCE JENNER… Making Special Episode Of Kartrashians To Explain His New Look

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BruceJenner will explain his choice in clothing, hair, nail polish and his decision to shave his adam’s apple in a very special episode of the Kartrashians later this year.  Apparently, Bruce and ex-wife Kris made the decision to join together … Continue reading

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The REALITY of LymeYoda’s Illness Claims… MD Calls FAKE! “Illness” Does NOT Exist!

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NOTE:  We’ve spoken to several MDs on this subject and know of people who have had LymeDisease, one who died from the disease.  We base our opinion that Yoda doesn’t have LymeDisease on these personal exchanges.  We still stand by … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE… Scamming Across The US

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NOTE:  Thanks to “ALU” who sent this background piece re BillyBrown. One thing he (Billy) does is “barter” then never fulfills his part of the barter. He also borrows stuff and money and never returns or repays the money. Someone … Continue reading

WHATEVER WEDNESDAY! Whatever Happened To MelissaGorga’s Singing Career?

Whatever happened to MissyGorga’s pursuit of becoming a fabulous lip synching singing pop star?  In this look at her quest, she and JoeyOrgan arrive at JohnnyWright’s compound… where JoeyOrgan thinks that Missy could be MelissaGaGa:

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IT’S TERESA TUESDAY! What’s New At Danbury!

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Being barraged with the daily Teresa items is overwhelming… there’s only so much information about Tree’s new life in Danbury prison one can disseminate!  And, really, who didn’t already know some of the “exclusive” reports describing the “horrors” which Tree … Continue reading

HoneyBooBoo Mother Destroys EX-Husband’s Belongings… “Reality” Marriage Shows After Her To Appear!

MamaJune would make a great Housewife.  The woman in love with a convicted sexual predator has already been invited to spill her marriage issues on either “MarriageTherapy” or “CouplesTherapy”…the final stop for Z-list Housewife “reality” show “stars” seeking that easy “reality” show money.

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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BLIND ITEM! Who’s The EX-Housewife?

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From CDAN: This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return, has seen her earnings take a nose dive.  She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I’m sure her kid(s) would love … Continue reading

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ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE: Another Phony “Reality” Show…Discovery Leased Land; Locals Build; Browns Live In A Lodge…AND Face Felony Charges!

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    NOTE:  If you enjoy watching “Alaskan Bush People”… keep watching.  Just know that AlaskanBushPeople is another totally scripted phony “reality” show. “Alaskan Bush People” is in its second season on the Discovery Channel. During the first season of ABP, there … Continue reading

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TERESA DANBURY UPDATE! “Mommy and ME Tea”!

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According to the latest report from Danbury, Tree and her four beautiful dawters will soon be treated to a prison “Mommy and Me Tea”! Danbury held a “Mommy and Me Tea” for female offenders on December 2, 2014, where 19 children and 12 … Continue reading

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REALITY CHECK!! Updated… No-Entry Zones In NINE US States Enlisting/Training Terrorists!

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       A pre-presidential speech by Obama can offer some insight into the president’s view on Islam. In 2006, Obama acknowledged for the first time that his father was born a Muslim in a speech at the “Building A … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”: Selected Real Housewives Tweets… SkinnyWeed… Bikini Vicki

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DrunkOtis = Functioning Alcoholic Yoda sends out another of her wretchedly sickening Life-Lesson tweets… HagfaceKyle is a “RealHousewife MOM”??   And would make a great lawyer… **eye roll** BaboonLipsLisa and Tamballs push their stuff… BFrankel plans of creating a line … Continue reading

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BRUCE JENNER… Finally Making His Transition In 2015

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Bruce Jenner can’t wait to come out… as a woman.  His transition is the reason for his divorce from wife, Kris Jenner.  Imagine Bruce Jenner living with the Kartrashians after he switches over to being Brigette! Kris Jenner said that … Continue reading

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YODA STRIKES AGAIN! Scores Alana Another “Modeling” Job

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Yoda has scored again!!  Yoda’s “model” daughter, Alana, got another job **cough, cough** all **cough, cough** by **cough, cough** herself… as the face of Maybelline. Alana actually tried a Maybelline product once when she accidentally visited a drug store that … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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RHONJ twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano are set to guest at the “2015 Celebration Ball Queen Contest Prom Fashion Show” on Thursday, January 15 at Colts Neck High School. The evening will feature fashions, floral, photography and limo services. … Continue reading

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YOU MIGHT BE A HOUSEWIFE…

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If you love throwing intimate dinner parties for your closest friends… that you just encountered during a pre-production meeting.  You might be a Housewife! If you can delude yourself into thinking that anything you do on a “reality” show is … Continue reading

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FOOD! Foie Gras Ban In CA Lifted… More Students Rejecting School Lunches…

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On Wednesday, U.S. district judge Stephen V. Wilson ruled unconstitutional California’s foie gras ban, siding with plaintiffs who insisted the state law was invalidated by the federal Poultry Products Inspection Act, which allows for the force-feeding of ducks and geese … Continue reading

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GIADA UPDATE: Never cheated with Matt Lauer or Bobby Flay!

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Giada De Laurentiis is firing back at rumors she was romantically involved with several men — including the “Today” show’s Matt Lauer — before announcing her divorce from fashion designer husband Todd Thompson. The TV chef responded to a story … Continue reading