SH “HIT AND RUN”: CATCHING UP… With Vicki and Tamballs

Vicki has an CHRISTMAS “Appreciation” party…

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Vicki got the message and called her party what it is… An office CHRISTMAS party!

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Vicki had herself a better Christmas party at the FourSeasons…

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It’s almost as if Vicki knows that the end is near for any cache that was associated with being a Housewife!  Vicki and the rest of the Housewives are pushing as much as they can as fast as they can! 

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Seriously, Tamballs… ONSIES??

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(Thanks “anon” “PMG” and “jo”!)

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Vicki And Crooks’ Coto de Caza House NOT For Sale… AGAIN!

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  This VERY important Housewives item regards Vicki pulling her Coto house off the market… again! So, why is this item important?  We’re thinking that, although it is Vicki’s house, she now has input from her permanent houseguest, Crooks.   … Continue reading

Vicki Explains Her NudieBoobie Photo

On last night’s WWHL, Vicki escaped the deep questions re her roommate, Crooks, but did explain her boob photo taken as a “thank you” for the really cheap Christmas present from MissAndy/Bravo:

NOTE:  It was obvious that Vicki did some quick negotiating with MissAndy before she agreed to take the place of KimRichards, who was scheduled to appear on last night’s WWHL… those negotiations included no probing questions about Crooks!

KimRichards WWHL No-Show… Replaced By Vicki! Will Crooks Be Bartending?

For those of you STILL watching WWHL, there has been a guest switch.  Kim Richards was scheduled for tonight’s WWHL, but has been replaced by Vicki Gunvalson and Beth Stren.  Vicki will be chatting with MissAndy about how she was FORCED by MissAndy to reveal her REAL life by filming with her live-in, Crooks!

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Miss Andy Says He DID Force Vicki To Film With Crooks

If you’d care to hear MissAndy’s opinion on other things, please go to Bravo...

NOTE:  If MissAndy is insisting on filming the HWs REAL lives, we’ll be watching Yoda lying in bed all next season on the RHOBH!

THE NAKED VICKI!

Supposedly, Vicki posted a photo of the crappy Christmas gift she received from MissAndy/Bravo… and inadvertently snapped the photo while she was topless because she was rushing to get ready for work.  

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NOTE to Vicki:   Did Crooks put you up to this… or did you think of this attention-getter on your own?  Next, we’ll be seeing the Crooks/Vicki sex tape!

(Thanks “AnnaBanana” “Josy” and “FLPhil”!!!)

Vicki Will NEVER Leave The RHOC… Says Bravo Forced Her To Film With Crooks!

“[Bravo] basically put the gauntlet down and said, ‘If you don’t film with Brooks, then we are reducing your role.’ And I was like, ‘Oh no! You did not just say that!'”

Vicki could not handle having her role reduced when Bravo FORCED her to film with Crooks!  Vicki will stay with the show forever… her entire identity is wrapped up in being on a scripted “reality” show! Of course, Vicki blames it all on Bravo forcing her to film!!!

(Thanks “cmhr” and “Chris”!!)

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Crooks Wishes Everyone A Very MERRY CHRISTMAS…From Vicki’s Backyard!

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Vicki Signs Agreement Under Duress… Fearful Of Slander And Fraud! MissAndy In Next Room!

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Vicki states that she was forced to sign documents before she appeared on a WWHL episode.  Her business partner, Williamson, was to be a bartender on WWHL; Vicki states that she was fearful that if she did not sign the … Continue reading

Crooks Now Officially Living With Vicki…

If one were the skeptical type, one could look at Crooks’ diagnosis as the perfect reason for Vicki OFFICIALLY announcing Crooks’ moving into and getting that home equity stake that he’s been looking for from Vicki.  BUUUUT…we all know that Crooks has been living with Vicki for years…

 

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MELISSA GORGA looking over the “no item more than $19.99″ junk jewelry she’ll be selling to her teen “fans”…

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Apollo’s mystery tweet!  Apollo “went away” in September… tweeted October 22.  Is Apollo using Tree’s ghost tweeter?

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Vicki is lovin’ that fan!!

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Crooks somehow equates being a scammer whose name has been dragged through the mud several times with that of being a self-made man!

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Camber has jumped on the $$$ for appearances train!  For $250 a ticket, YOU can attend the SECOND annual fill a need foundation’s gala.  This foundation will assist adults with autism.  IF their promise of a Hamlet comes to fruition, it would be a wonderful environment for autistic adults.  This foundation is listed on Guidestar; however, there is no information available.

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(Thanks “FLPhil”!!)

HOUSEWIVES STUFF…

WENDY SKEWERS FAKE TERESA…

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TERESA’S HAIRDRESSER FINDS THE LAST BOTTLES OF FABELLINI!!

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INSANE!!  DOESN’T TUPELO KNOW CROOKS… AND VICKI??  

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PHAEDRA PARKS GOIN’ ALL BIBLICAL…wonder what Angela Stanton thinks of Phaedra?

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WACKYJACKIECHAN IS STILL RIDING THAT AUTISM STORY LINE… AND STILL PUSHING THAT BLACK CRAP!  

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We’re STILL waiting to see her kid guzzling down a bottle!

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BATHROOM BOBBY FINDS LAWSUIT JIM’S HIDDEN TWITTER LAIR!  Looks somewhat like Dr Evil’s command post!

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HOW OLD ARE THESE KIDS?

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RAMOANER HAD SOME WORK DONE…

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RAMOANER ALLEGEDLY LEFT BFRANKEL’S BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A 25-YR-OLD…this is laughable and is nothing more than a weak story line, and an excuse to be a client of Stanker.  If Ramoaner were really divorcing Mario, the divorce would have been finalized by now.  Watch for a reconciliation announcement…hopefully, there will not be a recommitment ceremony.

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(Thanks “anon” and “JustN”!!)

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Vicki Selling Coto de Caza House… Quick Price Drop! UPDATE: Vicki’s House Back For Sale!

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July 25, 2014… What’s the rush, Vicki? VapidVicki really wants to sell that dump of a house in Coto de Caza! Vicki unsuccessfully tried to sell her house back in 2012 for $2.3 million. Vicki re-listed the property on July … Continue reading

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VICKI’S VODKA LAWSUIT UPDATE Part One: Crooks Desperate For Cash… EX-Wife And IRS After Him!

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  The basic background information, according to Crooks and Crooks’ attorney, for the Vicki’s Vodka lawsuit… Crooks is now counter-suing R.Williamson, basically stating that Crooks wasn’t a REAL partner in Vicki’s Vodka, but somehow, despite not being a REAL partner, … Continue reading

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VICKI’S VODKA LAWSUIT UPDATE Part Two: I Have $150 And An AMEX… “Vicki And I Will Be Collateral Damage”

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Crooks the con artiste at work.. via text messages!   “A” = Ayers  “W” =  Williamson  “T” = Torres (Williamson’s girlfriend) Is “Loretta” the hooker which Crooks denies seeing??  She speaks very highly of him!   It seems like Williamson … Continue reading

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LAWSUIT UPDATE: Vicki’s Vodka… Crooks Countersuit

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Here are the basic facts of Crooks countersuit: Ayers is, and at all times relevant was, an individual residing in Orange County, California. Williamson is the money guy behind Vicki’s Vodka. Williamson has/had a girlfriend/mistress named Angela Torres.  Williamson used … Continue reading

CAPTION THIS! How Crooks REALLY Spends His Money…

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Best caption will receive a five-minute conversation with Crooks!!  FinePrint:  Warning! Conversation may include plans to hire a hitman, impregnate a paralegal or how to embezzle funds from Coto Insurance!  Your chat may result in charging you as an accessory! 

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Crooks’ Lurid Liaison! Crooks Couldn’t Afford Better, Gets $300 “Ugly” Girls, Blames Budget!

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NOTE:  More people coming out of the woodwork to chat about their encounters with Crooks… these encounters took place late 2012 and early 2013. “I never even had relations with him. He couldn’t afford it!” Katrina told Radar Online. “I … Continue reading

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COURT UPDATE! Vicki’s Vodka… Motion To Dismiss Crooks’ CounterClaim… Was Crooks Working For Vicki??

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Vicki’s vodka Crooks third party suit Crooks Ayer’s involvement in the Vicki’s Vodka lawsuit has taken a normal legal turn.  A motion to dismiss a counterclaim which Crooks filed against AngelaTorres has been filed. Here’s a brief update on Vicki’sVodka … Continue reading

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CrooksAyers Battling Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma

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From DailyMail… Brooks Ayers has revealed that he’s suffering from an ‘aggressive and fast-moving’ type of cancer.  The 47-year-old former boyfriend of The Real Housewives Of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson, 52, said the cancer was at stage three. ‘Life … Continue reading

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COURT UPDATE: Crooki’s Motion To Seal Records In Vicki’s Vodka Lawsuit Denied … UPDATE: Judge Seals Record

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Crooki has lost in court.  Crooki’s attorneys filed a motion requesting the records be sealed in their ongoing lawsuit against Vicki’s Vodka business partner.   Crooki wanted the records sealed because they are CELEBRITIES, damn it!! Specifically, Victoria L. Gunvalson … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND! Name That Spinoff…

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“Seymour” will receive a personal visit from Crooks!!  Disclaimer: Once Crooks steps through your front door, you may need the services of your local law enforcement and a team of lawyers to evict him.