HouseHusband Says You Can Avoid Surgery If You BUY MY STUFF!

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Quagmire says you can avoid surgery if you use his products.  DrQ gives no factual scientific basis for his claim.   Just BUY MY STUFF!!


(Thanks “Jozy”!!)


PHONY FEUD STARTED BY MISS ANDY … Starring Frankles And The Quagmires!

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  MissAndy starts a “feud” between Frankles and Quagmire and Quagmire’s wife when Quagmire answers a WWHL question saying that Frankles is too skinny. MissAndy is so quick witted that he pulls Quagmire’s wife into the mix immediately by saying … Continue reading

Moe And Quagmire On WWHL…

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Moe Szyslak and Quagmire were guests on MissAndy’s WWHL.  MissAndy asks Moe a few questions:


The OC PR Machine Has Begun! HeatherDull-BRO Says It Wasn’t The REAL Her On RHOC!

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You can count the weeks and days until a new season of a Housewives show is about to start when the dribble drabble of banality starts to seep through in boorishly dull interviews.  People “interviewed” the ‘highly-educated’ HeatherDull-BRO about her … Continue reading


Heather Dull-BRO ‘ClearingTheThinAir’ BravoBlog: Apologies For Quagmire… And WATCH My Shows!!

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Heather Dull-BRO making apologies for Quagmire.  The Housewives franchises need to simply eliminate the HouseHusbands. This was a very long season and after filming the Reunion I decided I needed a break. It was a multi-hour, very intense day, and, … Continue reading

RHOC Reunion Show…

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Prediction:  A YawnFest…


SH WITTY WEEKEND!! Medically Speaking… UPDATE: Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner!!

RobinR wins an online “consultation” with Quagmire’s office receptionist!! 

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The Dull-BROs… Phony Phamily Psychic Phun!!

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The ‘highly-educated’ Heather Dull-BRO is crowin’ about her encounter with phony baloney psychic Char Margolis via twitter.  Not only did both adult Dull-BROs fall for the phony baloney psychic’s BS, but they included their kids in on the con! Like … Continue reading

SH WITTY WEEKEND!! What Did Terry Do To Tamballs’ Face? UPDATE: We Got A Winner!!

 NOTE:  There were SO many great captions, it took hours and hours for the 12-member caption panel to stop their fighting over them and choose one!  


“HOOLRAH” is the recipient of a $5 gift certificate to the QuickieQuagmireClinic… good only at the Burbank franchise located right in the 7-11 next to the BigGulp Slurpee machine!


RHOC Preview: Takin’ Down The Beadors

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Everything happens at the required dinner party on every Housewives show.  At this OC dinner party, Quagmire asks ShannyBeador directly if she thinks the Dubrows are out to take the Beadors down.  Tamballs is the spreader of this manure.   … Continue reading

SH *EXCLUSIVE*… Quagmire Helps Eddie With CUT’s Inferior Fitness Floors!

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Calling All Plastic Surgery Victims!! “Botched” Casting Call…

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E! network has extended Quagmire and Paul’s new show, Botched, and are looking for MORE plastic surgery nightmares to correct!   NOTE:  Didn’t catch the first episode of “Botched” with stretched-to-the-limit, Janice Dickinson, but DID catch the uni-boob episode. During … Continue reading

Heather Dull-BRO’s Phony Phone Call…

On tonight’s RHOC:  Vicki swears that Dull-BRO’s phone call was fake…

Dull-BRO swears in her BravoBlog that the phone call was NOT fake!  How dare anyone even suggest such a thing!



Paul And Quagmire’s New Show “Botched”… They Had Some “Tough Nights” With Janice Dickinson!

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If you didn’t catch the info on SH last year re the Mssrs. errr Drs. Nassif and Quagmire’s new show on E!, here’s what their new show “Botched” is about: BOTCHED features plastic surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul … Continue reading

Tamballs’ Son Gets His ‘Roids From Someone In A Dark Alley…

On the next RHOC:   “FitLion”Ryan says that he buys his ‘roids from some guy’s car trunk in a dark alley… the same dark alley where Tamballs gets her plastic surgery done!  The “highly-educated” Dull-BRO and SillyShanny are arranging their Christmas pictures.  And, there’s a lunch or dinner in there somewhere…probably.


RHOC Recap… “Showdown At The Hoedown” by Sandi Duffy

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  “Showdown At The Hoedown” by Sandi Duffy   ” A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.” Joseph Campbell. On Saturday my children and I participate in a 5k HERo run … Continue reading


WHATEVER HAPPENED…To Heather Dull-BRO’s Failed OC Restaurant Spinoff? We Wanna KNOW!!

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The highly-educated HeatherDull-BRO issued a restaurant challenge back in April 2012:   Heather Dubrow is getting smacked by Orange County restaurant owners and the residents of Orange County for the remark “There are no good restaurants in Orange County, that’s … Continue reading