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WRETCHED SAYS SHE WILL ELOPE!!

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Slade contends that he and Wretched have been offered several “opportunities” to share their marriage ceremony on a “reality” show.   Interesting, as Wretched has said previously that she is not interested in marrying Slimey. Wretched says that she doesn’t … Continue reading

Wretched Was Asked Nicely To STOP Singing! Doesn’t Listen…Sings “Fevah”

Why wait for GoBackThrowbackThursday to showcase Wretched’s talent??

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Slade Goes From Reality “Star” To One-Shot HistoryChannel Actor …

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SladeSlimey has used his acting abilities from acting on several seasons of the Real Housewives of Orange County to grab a one-shot acting gig on History Channel’s “Texas Rising”… an eight-episode mini series. Slimey has even changed his description from … Continue reading

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WretchedRossi Embarrasses Herself … And All TaylorSwift Fans!

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The epitome of a pathetic attention-seeking EX-Housewife suffering from stunted growth syndrome.  “SGS” will now be a brand new disease from which the Housewives can get sympathy.  Let the StuntedGrowthSyndrome selfies begin!! The stunted WretchedRossi really thinks that people are … Continue reading

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Another Housewife Who Won’t Go Away! Do You Want Her Fashion Looks?

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ANOTHER Housewife who just won’t go away!  WretchedRossi is still hawking her wares at her wantmylook site. A site which looks as if other “designers” are also selling their “fashions”! One of Wretched’s looks, which can be yours for only … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Who’s The West Coast EX-Housewife?

From CDAN:

“This former west coast Real Housewife who would love to be famous again…

…hooked up with this married A- list mostly television actor who can never get a network show to stick.”

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… All The Items We Don’t Care About!!

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The items we just don’t care enough about to give them full atten-shun!! Dorinda Medley’s boyfriend says free dry cleaning for all!!   LuAnnie tells E!Online:  “We have an epic season coming up, it really is one of our best seasons … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The Tweets… From The Week! Special “Thanks” To LisaVanderpump!

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MissAndy knows the productions schedule and knew the day/time for the coffee shop shoot… he could have taken Sean with him!!  SeanAvery STILL hasn’t married his “fiancee” HilaryRhoda!  Sean was last seen signing autographs at RiteAid! KYLE RICHARDS… TEEN MODEL … Continue reading

SH EXCLUSIVE! KingD Rushed To ER After Nightmare!

KingD dreamt that Loada got every one of his beloved Grammys in a divorce settlement!  

Downgraded and financially devastated, KingD was forced to work with “vocalists” Missy and Wretched!!   A NIGHTMARE!!

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Tamballs Loses Custody… Wretched/Slimey Left RHOC Because They Didn’t Like The “Drama”!

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ITEMS FROM THE PAST WEEK…which have been overlooked until now.  All get a big MEH!   Tamballs has been officially and legally separated from her eldest daughter, Sidney.  Tamballs’ EX-HouseHusband, SimonBarney, has been petitioning the court to retain full physical … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM: Guess The Housewife!

FromCDAN:

This former Real Housewife hooked up with a current NFL player. She said she needed a real man.

I guess her significant other she supports is just not doing it for her any longer.

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(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN”

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DrunkOtis now issuing dates/times of when she’s drunk! DrunkOtis got a name for her wine!! Tamballs’ still selling her used junk on EBay…comes with used kleenex and damp sports towels. Camille gets a cover… HagfaceKyle will be looking just like … Continue reading

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SH EXCLUSIVE!! Santa’s Christmas Housewives Helpers!

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SH “HIT AND RUN”… HWs Items That Don’t Deserve Full Attention! … Questions Answered!

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Some Housewives items which don’t deserve full atten-shun: Heather Dull-BRO voices her opinion about Teresa Giudice… and asks if Bravo is harboring a criminal: “Even on the day of their sentencing, they were hiding jewelry and they didn’t tell the … Continue reading

WretchedRossi Labels TamraBarney A Sociopath…

 

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GretchenRossi Says TamraBarney Trying To Repair Image… Wedding To SladeSmiley Will Happen When Sean Marries Hillary!

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Wretched says Tamballs “has lost all credibility with everyone, including the viewers” as Tamballs conveniently blames any bad behavior on her “fictional character”!  (SH was the first to note that Tamballs was describing herself as a “fictional character”…)  Wretched says the obvious… … Continue reading

What Does SladeSmiley Do?

Slade says he’s always be poor because of his sick son, but he’s very busy working… especially with the big business of GretchenChristine!  Wretched throws in that she and Slade did a mini-series for the HistoryChannel.  Is the HistoryChannel now doing mini-series about z-list reality “stars”??

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Wretched Gets Endorsement Deal… For SkinCare! HUH??

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“Inance Skincare is happy to announce that they have joined forces with Gretchen Christine Rossi and Gretchen Christine cosmetics for a national commercial campaign. Inance Skincare is offering their best-selling product, Inance Retinol 1%, for only $40.00. Regular retail price … Continue reading

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Wretched And Slimey Baby Quest…Another “Reality” Show?

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Don’t be surprised if Wretched and Slimey make their baby quest into a “reality” show…     “As we begin to age, we want to make sure that we’ve done everything possibly to ensure a healthy baby,” Smiley, 40, tells … Continue reading

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Caption This!! What Happened To The RHOC…

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“Kace316″ will receive one free WretchedChristine logo from her handbag line!  Disclaimer: Logo must be procured by digging through the OC landfill…

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WRETCHED AND SLIMEY: Using Slimey’s Son For More Sympathy…Grayson’s Mother Said He’s “Used As A Prop” By Slimey

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How much lower can these two “reality” rejects dip into the overflowing septic tank already filled with EX-reality “stars”?  Wretched brings up Slimey’s chronically ill child… complete with “reality” show acting, with “real” tears.   Wretched’s drama-filled spotlight tries to … Continue reading