RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

RHONY Trading Places…

Crankles is the only RHONY who doesn’t want to hop over to the hills of Beverly.  Crankles choice is ATL…

We give this very boring video 9983377634393937 Alec Baldwins…

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RHONY Preview: The NeverEnding Prepubescent Poaching

Will Sonja’s attractiveness to twenty-somethings ever fade? Will the twenty-somethings ditch Sonja after they learn that Sonja is broke?  Does anyone know what is attracting twenty-somethings to Carole? The voice, the face, the overall look… is there something that these twenty-somethings see that no one else sees?

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RHONY Preview: Look Who “Just Happened” To Show Up… It’s KellyBigFeet! WATCH!

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CountessLuAnnie just happened to run into KellyBigFeet and just happened to invite her to the long-running RHONY “girls night out”…  BFrankel just happens to have also accepted an invitation. Interesting that they are not gathered at Ramoaner’s new place. The … Continue reading

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Blind Item REVEALED! It’s Sonja Morgan…Ramoaner Singer

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From CDAN July 21, 2012:  What Real Housewives wife has gloriously backstabbed her fellow co-star by sleeping with her husband. The thing is these two Housewives are actually friends so it is a true back stabbing. Of course he is … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

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SERIOUSLY, SONJA? Sonja Defines Trashy In See-Through Blouse

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NOTE:  A few weeks ago, Sonja demanded that an item on SH be taken down because she was concerned that her daughter would see it.  We asked Sonja when her daughter started to read SH, but Sonja never replied to … Continue reading

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It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY Preview: WATCH Battle Of Marriages With Ramoaner And Sonja!

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Ramoaner COULD do something about her marriage and finally divorce the cad… IF she wanted.   The financial settlement could be ironed out after the divorce.  We will stick to our original take on Ramoaner/Mario… that their divorce is a … Continue reading

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BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

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BFrankel Rules The RHONY…What The Hell Are They Wearing?

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BFrankel has taken over the RHONY.  BFrankel has assigned herself the “star” role in the RHONY pecking order.  As previously mentioned, BFrankel will be to blame when this season of the RHONY fails and praised IF this franchise lives after … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The Tweets… From The Week! Special “Thanks” To LisaVanderpump!

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MissAndy knows the productions schedule and knew the day/time for the coffee shop shoot… he could have taken Sean with him!!  SeanAvery STILL hasn’t married his “fiancee” HilaryRhoda!  Sean was last seen signing autographs at RiteAid! KYLE RICHARDS… TEEN MODEL … Continue reading

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BFrankel Running The Show At RHONY And Pissing Off HWs! See BFrankel’s RHONY Audition Tape!

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NOTE:  BFrankel’s rules explained below are probably why SonjaMorgan took off to Phuket yesterday.  Quite strange, as the HWs go on the PR tour to push their new season six weeks before the premiere date… the RHONY premieres April 7. … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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SONJA THE STAGGERING “WILDCAT” …

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Sonja Morgan is a wildcat on the prowl — even when the cameras are not tailing her. Morgan was spotted in the street making out with a hunky stranger she met Thursday … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” Thoughts On Whatever!

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  The items which don’t deserve individual attention!  But, worthwhile nevertheless…or maybe not!  WHATEVER!! PT Housewife has to be thinking that she would do anything to be back on the RHONY!  She and Reid are not being thought of too … Continue reading

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RHONY: What To Expect…ANOTHER Disappointing Season! Carole Says Housewives Are “Shallow” Yet Accepts $$$ To Be One!

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From NYDailyNews: NOTE:  How many times will this broken record re the RHONY be played???  Those “mystery sources” say that the RHONY is another disappointment.  Except for BFrankel.  These “mystery sources” should really get together before they issue their PR … Continue reading

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More Rumblings And Rumbles From The RHONY…Sonja’s Fashion Show Hijacked! BFrankel Not Compliant With Other RHONY!

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From NYPost:  NOTE:  Just another PR item slipped to the NYPost to up the anticipation of the new season of the RHONY.  Unfortunately, the RHONY should have been axed two seasons ago.  This is the last shot for the NYers; if … Continue reading

BLIND ITEM! Who’s The Cheating RHONY HouseHusband?

From CDAN:

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This New York Housewife was supposed to do a photo shoot with her whole family this weekend but her significant other was off having sex with his new side piece instead.

(Thanks “chameleon”!!)

 

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WHY, SONJA?? WHY?? SonjaMorgan Displays Her Fashions At NY FashionWeek

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How many Housewives who are “designing” clothes will this make?  Sonja Morgan is the latest Housewife in the “BUY MY STUFF” category who thinks she’s a fashion designer. The RHONY were there to laugh at Sonja’s designs support Sonja’s new … Continue reading

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SH “HIT AND RUN” All The HWs Items We Don’t Care About!! Did VinceVanP Get Boot From 12-Year Spokesman Job Because Wife Signed On To RHOBH??

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We give these items 99038646535354 Kens… Camber’s big “acting” role was a non-Union bit part on Restaurant Stakeout.  As a non-Union part, she receives a small payment and no residuals. HouseHusbandKen pushin’ PumpMyStomach’s VODKA… KingD is crying!!  Looks like he … Continue reading

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A Picture Says A Thousand Words For The RHONY…

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NOTE:  This item would be passed over… except for the story told in these photos!  Pictures… from this PR item …say a thousand words.   BLEEEECH! BFrankel shows that she is totally detached from the other NY Housewives.  The Housewives don’t look … Continue reading

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MORE HOUSEWIVES TWEETS!! DrunkO “BuyMyStuff”! HagfaceKyle TV Mystery! BYE NayNay! Loada’s LifeAdvice! WackyJackieChan Pushing Drink! Missy Tweeting “MORE Gorgas”!! B-Day Cards For Teresa’s Kid!!

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DrunkOtisStore… BUY MY CRAP STUFF!!!   Seriously… who is buying this junk? \    HagfaceKyle can’t figure out her TV… Loada is STILL giving out her life advice… Perhaps Loada could be cured of all her ailments by drinking some of … Continue reading