Carole Radziwill’s Ghostwriter AGAIN…

On last night’s RHONY:  THIS is an example of why so many are tuning out of these phony baloney Housewives shows.  The “ghostwriter” story line is resurrected and dragged out for its last few gasping seconds.  The RHONY producers seem to want to squeeze every last second from their totally unbelievable scenario…

 

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Sonja Gives Ramoaner A Verbal Barrage of Bellicose Verbiage!

On tonight’s RHONY:   Ramoaner wouldn’t last a day in Sonja’s shoes.  Can someone ‘splain who the hell asked PT Housewife to butt in?

Ramoana And Luannie Play Doubles; Kristen Wears Wrong Shoes

On tonight’s RHONY:  The Singer’s play doubles; Kristen shows up wearing *GASP* the wrong footwear!  yawn.

RHONY Preview: Housewives Float By At Mermaid Parade…

On tonight’s RHONY:  It’s the required Mermaid Parade… and Sonja broke another tooth.  Time for Sonja to get that PR with her dentist  lined up for some free dental work!!

SONJA Does Her Caburlesque Act… The Bank Is Closed!

On tonight’s RHONY:  Sonja does her thang…

 

Compare and contrast to Sonja’s 2011 WWHL burlesque act on the WWHL AfterShow… when the AfterShow was only available online!

HollaHeather Is Gonna Deck Amanda!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The WORST EVER storyline of any Housewives show, GHOSTWRITER, continues at Luannie’s house.  HollaHeather takes on AzzAmanda.  DECK her, HollaHeather… DECK HER!!

RHONY Preview: Housewives Surfing In the Hamptons…yawn

On tonight’s RHONY:  How exciting. Heather gets product placement mentions for her girdle company. The only good things to say about this preview is that there are NO HouseHusbands involved and Somoaner were absent.  OH… wait!  Perhaps watching HouseHusbands cramming themselves into wetsuits might be more interesting.  Can’t wait until Tallmark shows off her greeting card organizers.   TIP:  Set a timer while watching the RHONY. The sound from the timer will prevent head injuries and will awaken you to watch the rest of the yawnfest.  

RHONY Preview: Sonja Has No Hot Water…

On tonight’s RHONY:  In one of the more preposterous sentences spoken by any of the Housewives, Sonja stating that she has no hot water in her UES townhouse might take the spot as the NumberONE most unbelievable!  Does Sonja turn off the hot water tank when her daughter is visiting her father?  Or, are we supposed to believe that Sonja is even poorer than DrunkOtis… so poor that she cannot afford hot water in her home?  Git the hell outta here, Sonja!  What’s next??  That Sonja is a Freegan?  FREEGAN:  Freegans get free food by pulling it out of the trash a practice commonly known as “dumpster diving”… freegans glean their food from the garbage thrown away by grocery stores and restaurants.  Did we just give ShedMedia another story line… “Sonja Shops: The Freegan Way”??

HeatherT, Tallmark And PTHousewife Talk About What’s To Come On The RHONY…

Could there BE any more BLEEEEEEECH! coming from PT Housewife??? PT ‘splains that her LEG will be gettin’ more air time on the RHONY when she goes back in time to catch up with the girl who was playing in the barn with her when PT wasn’t being looked after by her PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy… and got her leg caught in farm machinery.  PT also says that her PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy will be on more episodes of the RHONY with his “I’m engaged to my maid” story line.    NOTE:  Actually, PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy is “engaged” to a 25-year-old Miami nail tech!… DETAILS at SH August 2013.

RHONY Preview…

The word is “IN”EXCUSABLE… dumbazz.  These are supposed to be “educated” women?

 

 

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RAMOANER’S DRUGGIE BROTHER …PTHousewife Got Druggie Brother, Too!

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 From TheDailyMail…  (Thanks to SH readers “romo” “GF” “OMG” “anon” and “FLPhil”!!)       LOOKS LIKE A STORY LINE!!!     ‘Yes. She [Ramona] did,’ he said. ‘Everyone in my family knew what I was doing.’  However, he claims … Continue reading

RHONY: “Ghostwriter” Gets Gutsy, Gritty And Gross

On tonight’s RHONY:  The ghostwriter story arc bumps up to a higher level.  Carole Radziwill (Gutsy) calls PT Housewife “self absorbed”… Hmmmmm, where’d THAT come from??   Alliances are made as Sonja sympathizes with PT!  HeatherT (Gritty) moseys on over to Ramoaner’s (Gross) place to let her in on everything she missed after she bugged outta PT’s par-tay.  Tallmark seems dazed.

 

NOTE:  PT needs to take a few bottles of her own “medicine”…

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RHONY Preview Ramoaner “Losing Her Arm”!!

Ramoaner is “losing her arm” as daughter Avery prepares for her prom… and then college in THREE months!

NOTE:  Take your own advice, Ramoaner!

RHONY Ramona Take a Xanax

HOW PT HOUSEWIFE GOT ON RHONY… Video

SERIOUSLY, REID… WEREN'T THERE OTHER CHICKS AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND??

SERIOUSLY, REID… WEREN’T THERE OTHER CHICKS AT BED, BATH AND BEYOND??

BFrankel tells fraudster Reid’s cousin, Fran Drescher, how she got PT Housewife on the RHONY.

The funniest part of this interview… describing PT Housewife as “cultured”!!!

RHONY Preview: Sonja And Her InternTrainees…

MORE of SillySonja and her silly interns…yawn.

RHONY Preview: Heather And Kristen Go To Fitness Contest…

Tallmark is on the RHONY to push her husband’s energy drink, EBoost… and wears an EBoost t-shirt.  NOTE:  Why isn’t Heather carryin’ around a boxa Spanx YummieTummie girdles???

CAROLE RADZIWILL ON WWHL ‘Splains Ghostwriter… How WWHL Has Morphed Into SesameStreet

Carole Radziwill was on WWHL last night and ‘splained the “ghostwriter” story line in further detail.  Hopefully, this will be the end of this very badly thought out story arc…

NOTE:  WWHL has morphed into SesameStreet.  

Initially, WWHL was only on one day a week; and then three days.  WWHL was a “must-watch” when the Bravo Clubhouse was a two-seater and MissAndy’s only guest was a Housewife.   MissAndy chatted with his guest and some interesting items re the Housewife were revealed.  After several episodes of WWHL aired, MissAndy began to throw in a few games and an occasional poll question.  WWHL was watchable then because of the guest and the discussion about that Housewife’s just-aired Housewives’ episode.  WWHL was a FUN show to watch!    After watching last night’s WWHL, the discussion with guests have been curtailed to 20-second sound bites and the idiotic games created by MissAndy’s interns have taken over the bulk of the 22-minute show.  WWHL being fun and “must-see TV” is long gone and after watching last night’s episode, WWHL now fits into the category of “must-NOT-see TV”… unless, of course, you’re still someone who cannot comprehend any more than SesameStreet-length sound bites.  

Also, while watching the last WWHL … could not believe that MissAndy is 45 years old.   How does a 45-year-old man still get the giggles when asking Carole Radziwill or Kristen Cavalierri about penises?  No surprise that neither guest was taken aback nor offended at the questions asked of them… the guests just giggled, too, right along with the 45-year-old MissAndy.  MissAndy has made his talk show into his private SesameStreet where a 45-year-old man whose intellectual growth has stunted at the age of 15 can fit in very comfortably.  

NameDroppin’ With Heather… And Kristen’s HouseHusband

On tonight’s RHONY:  The good old days…

GhostGate Continues With Carole Radziwill And PT Housewife!

On tonight’s RHONY:  MORE of the ghostwriter!!

NOTE:  ANOTHER Housewife book!  Heather Thomson says that she, too, had a book deal, but after meeting numerous times with her ghostwriter, put her book on the backburner… for now:  “Writing a book is not like writing a long email. I’m not doing it for a reason to go on the Today show. I would want to do it because I want to share my story. I want to share pointers about business. There’s too many angles. It’s almost more than one book!”

RHONY Preview: Who’s Been Sleepin’ In Harry Dubin’s Bed?

On tonight’s Real Housewives of New York:  PT Housewife is STILL usin’ Harry Dubin’s bed!