Sonja’s Interns Speak… Sonja Is A “Real Person”!

SonjaMorgan has brought in a whole new gaggle of interns through that perpetually-spinning revolving intern door. One intern even says that you would be surprised to know that Sonja is a real person!

RHONY Preview: Back To The Berkshires… Same Story, Different Hostess… Still Boring

Back to the Bershires. The best line comes from Crankles who states that she’s not looking for attention. Who is she kidding?? There’s not one of these moronic Housewives who are not looking for attenshun…

RHONY Preview: Crankles Is Cranky Over Fish

Crankles is simply a loud-mouthed ignorant buffoon who can ruin a dinner party within seconds.

RHONY Unseen Footage: The Sonja/Tallmark Unnecessary Chat…

Lots of words float around during this Sonja/Tallmark contrived meeting:  $7 million; perfume; yacht; diamonds; ForrestWhitaker; delusion; fashion; dreaming…before Sonja ditches Tallmark:

RHONY John Talk… While John Is In The John

The ridiculous talk about John starts when John visits the bathroom.  HEY!  Maybe John saw Kimmerz there!

BORED BORING YAWN

RHONY Preview: Ramoaner/Mario Back? Carl The BoardDoorman? Crankles Gets Crankier

What a crock with both YAWNERS.  Who didn’t know that Ramoaner’s “divorce” was a story line and Carl wants everyone to think that she’s a partier who forgets her keys?  Carl’s friend Trig lives in the same building… no need for the NYFD.  At least everyone got to see who actually writes Carl’s tweets!! 

Crankles gets testy with her therapist… MORE YAWNS.

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GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: Sonja Sees A Psychic… See Psychic’s Lousy Predictions

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One of the predictions from the “psychic” … he told Sonja that her businesses would explode. ThomasJohn is simply another in a long line of scammer psychics. Thomas John predicted the following for 2014… among many other garbage predictions on … Continue reading

RHONY Dorinda Zings Singer With Mario Remark… Dor Wants Everyone To “Stop The Baloney”!!!

Dorinda gets a dig in at Ramoaner and wants everyone to “stop the baloney”!!  Doesn’t Dor know that if the baloney was stopped, there would be no Housewives??

RHONY Preview: Who Likes Ramoaner Best?

Who likes Ramoaner… or doesn’t like her?

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RHONY Preview: The Neverending Bad Story Line… Carole’s “Sonja Young” Boyfriend

Last season the neverending phony story line was Carole’s ghostwriter.  This season it’s Carole’s “boyfriend.”  Will Carole’s “boyfriend” stick around longer than Carole’s former phony boyfriend, Russ Irwin?  Can’t you see the immediate chemistry between the two as Carole reached for the refrigerator??  No?  Can anyone see the chemistry?? Anyone??    

RHONY Preview: Ramoaner’s Party… Crankles’ Therapy Session

What’s with Carl’s headgear?  What’s with Sonja’s psychic “lifestyle”?  What’s with Crankles decibel breaking voice??

Crankles’ mother is still living… seems like she forgot that fact.

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Sonja Blames Cheap Bravo Booze For Bad Behavior On RHONY

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Sonja Morgan has had her fair share of drunken escapades televised by Bravo, but the reality star almost hit rock bottom during last week’s Real Housewives of New York City episode — and she admits it! “It happened, I went … Continue reading

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY! Sonja Will Work At McDonalds!

Sonja will gladly work at MickeyD’s for a whole year… but, there’s a condition!!  Sonja will only be a burger flipper if she can pay off her lawsuit..

RHONY Dance Off At The Borgata

If you missed it, this is the required dance scene from last night’s RHONY.  Carl says with the body she has, she should have chosen to be a stripper.  Has anyone told Carl that she can still make that career choice??  And Sonja gets slammed again by Crankles…

LuAnnie Calls A TwitterTruce With Carl … Wants To “Move On” To Be In A “Better Place”

Luannie says that her twitter trash talk with Carl is over.   We knew Luannie and Carl couldn’t keep up the amusing trash tweeting about Carl’s phony baloney fry cook boyfriend… who will be dumped before the RHONY reunion show as all phony HWs boyfriends are… for much longer: 

IT'S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

IT’S ALL FOR THE SHOW…

RHONY Crankles Advises Sonja… Sonja Don’t Need No Advice!

If only Sonja could move on from her Chapter 11 bankruptcy!!  Aside from the bankruptcy, Crankles tells Sonja that she must love herself… gag.

RHONY Preview: Send In The Clowns… And Feed Them!

The clown is bizarre…weird… strange…

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Crankles mother didn’t want to have kids…no wonder there are mother/daughter issues:

The RHONY On Who Has The Most Explaining At Reunion Show…

To get viewers to continue watching their sinking ship and to pique interest in the RHONY reunion show, the HWs explain from which HW they want answers: 

The phony boyfriend story line and future reunion questions get 999999444444 Kens!

Tips On How To Pick Up NY Housewife…

THEY APPEAR TO BE SERIOUS… 

Since LuAnnie is trying her hardest to be serious, here’s the Countess On A Camel…

RHONY Preview: Crankles Tells Sonja She Needs Help

It takes a psycho to know a psycho… Crankles tells Sonja that she needs help.   Apparently, Bravo has made Crankles the RHONY therapist!  It’s simply amazing how many character flaws can be ignored when one reportedly has money… 

Takin’ A Tour Of Dorinda’s Apartment…

Dorinda… all furs and glitter!!  And a doorter who “borrows” a lot of her stuff…

RHONY Preview: Stop The Car… Crankles Needs To Pee

The Housewives shows are becoming so utterly boring that the producers aren’t even trying any more.  The Housewives producers delve into more redundancy by replicating Crankles bathroom scene… this time stopping by the side of the road while on the way to Atlantic City.  Ramoaner further denigrates herself or is trying to get on the good side of stah of the show, Crankles, by copying Crankles.

We give this preview 9984994756634333333333 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Carole and LuAnnie Discuss The Kitchen Help

Seriously??  Dumb, dumb and more dumb.  LeeRadzi must be cringing that her dtr-in-law is interested in the kitchen help.