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RHONY Squabbles Over Pre-Season PR: This Season Interjects “Good Times” From Seasons Past… UPDATE: HeatherT Says Not True

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From NYDailyNews:  The behind-the-scenes drama continues for “The Real Housewives of New York.”   Confidenti@l has learned that only LuAnn de Lesseps and Ramona Singer will be flown out to Los Angeles this week by Bravo to do press for … Continue reading

BFrankel’s Reason For Retuning To RHONY… Total BS

What a crock!  BFrankel says that her reason for returning to the the RHONY is because the RHONY has changed.  The only reason BFrankel is back on RHONY is to sell her book, her small appliances and her other junk.  If this season of the RHONY doesn’t work, it will be the final bye-bye… which should have come two seasons ago.

BFrankel would never have considered coming back to the RHONY if her talk show didn’t tank.

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LuAnnie Does Pre-Season PR Work For RHONY … Says MissAndy Asked Her For New Dance Song!

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LuAnn de Lesseps tells E!Online: “I’m enjoying myself. I must say, I’ve had the most fun this season that I’ve ever had. It’s nice to have Bethenny back; we reminisced a lot about the past…I feel like it’s like the … Continue reading

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BFrankel Running The Show At RHONY And Pissing Off HWs! See BFrankel’s RHONY Audition Tape!

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NOTE:  BFrankel’s rules explained below are probably why SonjaMorgan took off to Phuket yesterday.  Quite strange, as the HWs go on the PR tour to push their new season six weeks before the premiere date… the RHONY premieres April 7. … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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SONJA THE STAGGERING “WILDCAT” …

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Sonja Morgan is a wildcat on the prowl — even when the cameras are not tailing her. Morgan was spotted in the street making out with a hunky stranger she met Thursday … Continue reading

PT Housewife Newest Quotes…

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“In my real life, have I ever thrown anything? Never. Would I ever do that in real life? No. But there were several cameras around me, and was I thinking about making a show and be entertaining? Yes, absolutely.”  NOTE:  Hmmmm… so, the Housewives shows make up scenes for entertainment purposes and not simply showing the Housewives “real” lives??   Someone please tell HagfaceKyle!!

“I can live with not being a good reality star, I’m okay with that. It was a business decision, and I’m sure [Cohen] made the right decision, and it didn’t really change my life one way or another.”  NOTE:  Then why jump into another “reality” show… MarriageBootCamp?   

“There was one sex day at boot camp. And we were asked to take puppets and act out our own sex life. Can you imagine [having your kids see that]?  There was no way that I could have that on Google for my children to see forever. There’s no way, so it’s going to come off like we’re complete prudes and I’m okay with that.”  NOTE:  PT Housewife is only NOW concerned with what her kids can access via the internet… especially with seeing PT’s poopy piggy sex addict daddy!

 

GO BACK THROWBACK THURSDAY: It’s Christmas Dinner With The RHONY… Starring PoopyPiggySexAddictDaddy

Sonja’s Slobbering Drunken Fun…

 

“Who hires anyone without talent?”   SonjaTMorgan actually asks that question…knowing full well that the answer to her inquiry is the Housewives franchises!

Sonja’s slobbering all over her gay friend is competition with DrunkOtis licking anything in her path for the most BLEEECH-worthy Housewife!  What has happened to the Sonja we loved??

 

(Thanks “gurlfriend” and “cybraxis”!!)

Carole And Kristen Get Dumped… On!!

These two have to do SOMETHING to stay relevant!  Watch as Carole screams seconds before a drop of water connects with her head…

NOTE: Dumping water on someone’s head to get $10?  How about just writing a check?  

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RHONY Asked Revealing Psych Question: Who Would Play You In A Movie??

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MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie.  This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading

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RHONY Reunion To Be A Three-Parter

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As if watching the entire season of the RHONY wasn’t boring enough, Bravo has decided to extend the agony by making the RHONY reunion a three-parter! The reunion begins on Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm ET/PT as the ladies of … Continue reading

RHONY Reunion Preview: Ramoaner Explainin’ Throwing Wine Glass At Tallmark

BOOOOORING…

RHONY Reunion: Don’t Ask Ramoaner … MissAndy Tries To Dig Deep

RHONY Season Finale: PT Housewife Whips Her Leg!!

 

NOTE:  This is some real bad acting!!!

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RHONY Finale Preview: PTHousewife Whips Her Leg!

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After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading

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Sonja Consults “Celebrity” Psychic, Hits On Him (VIDEO)… Psychic Predictions WRONG!

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  NOTE:  THIS SITE WILL CLOSE AS OF TOMORROW TO RIPOFF OFFER CLIENTS PREDICTIONS ABOUT THEIR FUTURE!  WILL BE TAKING CLIENTS, SUCH AS SONJA MORGAN, WHO ARE EAGER TO BELIEVE ANYTHING! Thomas John is fully booked for two years, according to … Continue reading

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Ramaoner Goes After CountessLuAnnie Like The Rabid Dog She Is! Sonja Plays The Wingman!

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What the hell plopped into Ramoaner’s pinot?  What the hell does she care whether LuAnnie busts out her vocals or not?   LuAnnie puts Ramoaner in her place!  Good for LuAnnie!   NOTE:  After that very serious scene, need a … Continue reading

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Ramoaner’s HouseHusband Sings! While Harry Dubin Eats Chicken!

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The FUNNIEST scene ever on the RHONY!  Mario serenades Ramoaner BADLY. While Mario sings his original song “Effortless,” Harry Dubin doesn’t miss a bite!  Nor does Tallmark, who also expresses her disdain for serenading in general:

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RHONY Preview: Tallmark Outnumbered And Overtaken By Entrepreneurs!!

RHONY Preview:  It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model.  Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes.  Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding…   NOTE:  Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: Goin’ To A Rodeo… A High Fashion Flop!

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On the next RHONY:  Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed.  These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading

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RHONY Preview: MontanaMatron Makes Mooooooves On CuteCulinaryCowboy Prey… Whilst Others Throw Hatchets!

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On the next RHONY:  OK… enough is enough.  We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH.  However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading

The Bossy Battle In Montana!

ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY!  Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!

CountlessLuAnnie Displays Etiquette Techniques For Proper Peeing In The Woods…

What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods.  First, take all your friends with you.  What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!

Sonja’s Phony Phight Scene… Accuses LuAnnie Of Eating Chips!! BigBags Fulla Chips!!

On tonight’s RHONY:  The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’.  Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery!   Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!