“In my real life, have I ever thrown anything? Never. Would I ever do that in real life? No. But there were several cameras around me, and was I thinking about making a show and be entertaining? Yes, absolutely.” NOTE: Hmmmm… so, the Housewives shows make up scenes for entertainment purposes and not simply showing the Housewives “real” lives?? Someone please tell HagfaceKyle!!
“I can live with not being a good reality star, I’m okay with that. It was a business decision, and I’m sure [Cohen] made the right decision, and it didn’t really change my life one way or another.” NOTE: Then why jump into another “reality” show… MarriageBootCamp?
“There was one sex day at boot camp. And we were asked to take puppets and act out our own sex life. Can you imagine [having your kids see that]? There was no way that I could have that on Google for my children to see forever. There’s no way, so it’s going to come off like we’re complete prudes and I’m okay with that.” NOTE: PT Housewife is only NOW concerned with what her kids can access via the internet… especially with seeing PT’s poopy piggy sex addict daddy!
RHONY Sonja Morgan Meets Aviva Drescher’s SexAddictDaddy
MissAndy asks the RHONY which movie actress would play each of them in a movie. This is quite an interesting question, unlike the usual degrading and/or puff questions asked during the pre-taping of a Housewives reunion show. The question gives … Continue reading →
As if watching the entire season of the RHONY wasn’t boring enough, Bravo has decided to extend the agony by making the RHONY reunion a three-parter! The reunion begins on Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm ET/PT as the ladies of … Continue reading →
After being swooned and then ditched at Carole’s birthday party, Sonja must confront both Harry and LuAnn about their alleged “night together.” Meanwhile, Kristen pulls some matrimonial strings to get a modeling job. Then, when Aviva returns to the group … Continue reading →
NOTE: THIS SITE WILL CLOSE AS OF TOMORROW TO RIPOFF OFFER CLIENTS PREDICTIONS ABOUT THEIR FUTURE! WILL BE TAKING CLIENTS, SUCH AS SONJA MORGAN, WHO ARE EAGER TO BELIEVE ANYTHING! Thomas John is fully booked for two years, according to … Continue reading →
What the hell plopped into Ramoaner’s pinot? What the hell does she care whether LuAnnie busts out her vocals or not? LuAnnie puts Ramoaner in her place! Good for LuAnnie! NOTE: After that very serious scene, need a … Continue reading →
The FUNNIEST scene ever on the RHONY! Mario serenades Ramoaner BADLY. While Mario sings his original song “Effortless,” Harry Dubin doesn’t miss a bite! Nor does Tallmark, who also expresses her disdain for serenading in general:
RHONY Preview: It’s three entrepreneurs against one ex-model. Tallmark gets no support whilst dining with HollaHeather and the two Joshes. Tallmark just wants a little bit of understanding… NOTE: Why would anyone get into the energy boost business when … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: Anyone with an iota of a working brain cell would know that dressing like these “fashionable” rodeo visitors will definitely get one noticed. These chicks live in NYC and know how to spot a tourist in a … Continue reading →
On the next RHONY: OK… enough is enough. We really liked, yes l-i-k-e-d with an “D”, Sonja with a “J” here at SH. However, her role as the roving cougar, prepared to pounce on any available youngen who is capable of … Continue reading →
ANOTHER RHONY TIFF… She called me BOSSY! Too bad PT Housewife has her life-threatening asthma to contend with… PT coulda whipped off her leg and beat the crap outta both of these Miserable in Montana moronic Housewives!
What every klassy womin should know… how to properly pee in the woods. First, take all your friends with you. What a shame that PT Housewife has such a bad case of asthma… she would have benefitted greatly from a proper peeing lesson!
On tonight’s RHONY: The “fight” scene between LuAnnie and Sonja was so fake that even the Montana snakes stopped wiggling on the ground and bust out laughin’. Despite Sonja mentioning a person who will remain unmentionable on SH, this “fight” scene will be a classic for its obvious phony baloney fakery! Sonja blabs to everyone that camel-ridin’ Countless LuAnnie eats super-sized bags o’ chips!!
This “asthma ailment” of PT Housewife is totally bogus BS. Let’s see the prescriptions… anyone can pull out an inhaler! Hasn’t everyone caught on by now that it’s a requirement when Housewives go on a trip that ONE Housewives … Continue reading →
The RHONY Arrive in Montana. PT Housewife had herself a wheelchair reserved before she thought up her ridiculous asthma excuse. These NYC moronic Housewives act like NYC is the center of the Universe and that they have never been anywhere else … Continue reading →
RHONY Preview: Poor PT, she has asthma, which never seemed to stop her before. However, there always has to be ONE Housewife who stays behind so that another Housewife can tell her everything that happened on the trip. The discussion … Continue reading →
On tonight’s RHONY: How the hell does Sonja’s face person know about Russ if Sonja didn’t tell her?? Does anyone care about Russ and who he sleeps with?? What the hell is Tallmark’s reason for being??? Tallmark is becoming the KomaKathy … Continue reading →