RHONY Preview: Carole Pukes To Attract BoyMan… Sonja And LuAnnie Are BoyManMagnets

Sonja’s “boyfriend” brings date to party.  Carole was fit model for Jordache jeans… they only needed her from the waist down.

We give the RHONY 39398736300404047 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Dorinda’s Faux Pas…

NOTE:  The PC Police will be screaming about this in 3-2-1.  But, before anyone starts screaming, it appears that Dorinda spotted someone who looked authoritative and nothing else.  Of course, this scene would have been cut had the man been white.  Apparently, Bravo/RHONY needs some controversy to boost their sagging ratings…  

RHONY Trading Places…

Crankles is the only RHONY who doesn’t want to hop over to the hills of Beverly.  Crankles choice is ATL…

We give this very boring video 9983377634393937 Alec Baldwins…

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RHONY Preview: The NeverEnding Prepubescent Poaching

Will Sonja’s attractiveness to twenty-somethings ever fade? Will the twenty-somethings ditch Sonja after they learn that Sonja is broke?  Does anyone know what is attracting twenty-somethings to Carole? The voice, the face, the overall look… is there something that these twenty-somethings see that no one else sees?

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RHONY Preview: Look Who “Just Happened” To Show Up… It’s KellyBigFeet! WATCH!

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CountessLuAnnie just happened to run into KellyBigFeet and just happened to invite her to the long-running RHONY “girls night out”…  BFrankel just happens to have also accepted an invitation. Interesting that they are not gathered at Ramoaner’s new place. The … Continue reading

RHONY Preview: Dueling Brunches

 

RHONY Preview: BigFeetBensimon Returns…

RHONY Preview: Bashing Sonja!

On the next RHONY, it’s time for some Sonja bashing!  Warning:  After effects of listening to Cranckles’ squeaky squealing voice include, but not limited to, broken bloody ear drums.

RHONY Preview: Off To LuAnnie’s New House… Ramoaner Moans

FYI to Ramoaner:  The leaves of flowers should never be immersed in water.   

 

 

FRANKEL ON ELLEN: Says RHONY Is Different And Gives Relationship Advice. Seriously… She’s Giving Advice.

BFrankel on Ellen… talks about her return to the RHONY (it’s so different this season…blah, blah, blah) and Frankles gives relationship advice.

We give Frankles and her ‘advice’ 88364635535454343 HFKyles…

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

BLEEEEEEEEECH!!!

(Thanks “gurlfriend”!!!)

RAMOANER ON WWHL: Explains Her RHONY Reunion Behavior

Ramoaner keeps going back and forth as to her marital status.  Kinda like ChinaTown… “she’s my sister; she’s my daughter; she’s my sister; she’s my daughter”!  Make up your mind… are you OFFICIALLY divorced or not???

Ramoaner’s sister on WWHL…

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SERIOUSLY, SONJA? Sonja Defines Trashy In See-Through Blouse

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NOTE:  A few weeks ago, Sonja demanded that an item on SH be taken down because she was concerned that her daughter would see it.  We asked Sonja when her daughter started to read SH, but Sonja never replied to … Continue reading

RHONY Preview…

It’s more of the same…old ‘cougars’ going after the young help.  Frankel’s screeching should be preceded with a warning.  These people are simply contemptible dumbasses. 

NOTE:  You KNOW that the RHONY, or any HWs show, are on their death bed gasping for air when a Housewife proclaims this to be the best season ever!  (On her new look, DullDina Carole says that she went to a great dermatologist.  UM, yeah, OK Carole… we would believe you if your skin doctor was also a plastic surgeon and a dentist!)

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RHONY Preview: Bravo/MissAndy Wants You To Care About BFrankel…

LuAnnie gets the chore of prying into BFrankel’s life.  BLEEECH.  BFrankel’s face is hard to look at and her voice is like a herd of feral cats fighting each other over a chicken bone.

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RHONY Preview: WATCH Battle Of Marriages With Ramoaner And Sonja!

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Ramoaner COULD do something about her marriage and finally divorce the cad… IF she wanted.   The financial settlement could be ironed out after the divorce.  We will stick to our original take on Ramoaner/Mario… that their divorce is a … Continue reading

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BFrankel says she didn’t like doing her talk show… well, surprise… no one watched BFrankel’s talk show.  Why Ellen kept pushing BleeeeechFrankel is a mystery.

Sonja gets the bad edit…

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RHONY Squabbles Over Pre-Season PR: This Season Interjects “Good Times” From Seasons Past… UPDATE: HeatherT Says Not True

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From NYDailyNews:  The behind-the-scenes drama continues for “The Real Housewives of New York.”   Confidenti@l has learned that only LuAnn de Lesseps and Ramona Singer will be flown out to Los Angeles this week by Bravo to do press for … Continue reading

BFrankel’s Reason For Retuning To RHONY… Total BS

What a crock!  BFrankel says that her reason for returning to the the RHONY is because the RHONY has changed.  The only reason BFrankel is back on RHONY is to sell her book, her small appliances and her other junk.  If this season of the RHONY doesn’t work, it will be the final bye-bye… which should have come two seasons ago.

BFrankel would never have considered coming back to the RHONY if her talk show didn’t tank.

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LuAnnie Does Pre-Season PR Work For RHONY … Says MissAndy Asked Her For New Dance Song!

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LuAnn de Lesseps tells E!Online: “I’m enjoying myself. I must say, I’ve had the most fun this season that I’ve ever had. It’s nice to have Bethenny back; we reminisced a lot about the past…I feel like it’s like the … Continue reading

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BFrankel Running The Show At RHONY And Pissing Off HWs! See BFrankel’s RHONY Audition Tape!

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NOTE:  BFrankel’s rules explained below are probably why SonjaMorgan took off to Phuket yesterday.  Quite strange, as the HWs go on the PR tour to push their new season six weeks before the premiere date… the RHONY premieres April 7. … Continue reading

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RHONY Season Seven Video Preview: Nothing New Here… Move Along!

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The best line is said by Sonja:  “I used to be classy… now I’m trashy.”     Hmmmm… did Sonja just awaken from a booze-soaked al-kee-hall coma to come to that realization?  How does Sonja’s daughter feel about her Mommy … Continue reading

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SONJA THE STAGGERING “WILDCAT” …

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From NYDailyNews: “Real Housewives of New York” star Sonja Morgan is a wildcat on the prowl — even when the cameras are not tailing her. Morgan was spotted in the street making out with a hunky stranger she met Thursday … Continue reading

PT Housewife Newest Quotes…

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“In my real life, have I ever thrown anything? Never. Would I ever do that in real life? No. But there were several cameras around me, and was I thinking about making a show and be entertaining? Yes, absolutely.”  NOTE:  Hmmmm… so, the Housewives shows make up scenes for entertainment purposes and not simply showing the Housewives “real” lives??   Someone please tell HagfaceKyle!!

“I can live with not being a good reality star, I’m okay with that. It was a business decision, and I’m sure [Cohen] made the right decision, and it didn’t really change my life one way or another.”  NOTE:  Then why jump into another “reality” show… MarriageBootCamp?   

“There was one sex day at boot camp. And we were asked to take puppets and act out our own sex life. Can you imagine [having your kids see that]?  There was no way that I could have that on Google for my children to see forever. There’s no way, so it’s going to come off like we’re complete prudes and I’m okay with that.”  NOTE:  PT Housewife is only NOW concerned with what her kids can access via the internet… especially with seeing PT’s poopy piggy sex addict daddy!

 

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